Rebirth of the God-level Xueba

37. As soon as I wake up in the morning, I feel the urge to take a nap.

38. How many people have been hoped by Tencent's "typing", and how many people have been disappointed

39. I thought about the five words "especially able to endure hardship", but I only managed the first four

40. Women are divided into married and non-married, and men are divided into voluntary and forced marriages.

41. In front of beauties: if there is danger, you must save it, if there is no danger, you must save it if you create danger.

42. No one who is born is afraid of death, and no one is born who is afraid of death, so don't pretend to be arrogant!

43. Give me a woman, and I can create a nation; give me a bottle of wine, and I can lead them to conquer the world!

44. It's not terrible to be broken up for 33 days. What's terrible is that after 34, 35, and 36 days, the aunt hasn't come yet!

45. Borrow a friend's car to drive, and the friend says to refuel the car when returning it. When returning the car, I rushed to the car and applauded

46. ​​People in the upper class always like to do dirty things

47. Yesterday I went to the city to participate in the pigeon-releasing competition, but I went alone.

48. What should I do if I encounter a snake in the wild? Don't panic, hold up an umbrella with a warm smile on your face and pretend to be Xu Xian

49. There must be a road before the mountain, and I can't stop if there is a road.

50. Mom said: Even if you are jealous, you have to pretend like you drank soy sauce, and you can't let others look down on you.

51. Everything is rising in price, that is, people are getting cheaper. 52. Let's break up homework, I find we are not suitable

53. Smoking is good for health, gambling is good for brain, shaking head is not troublesome, fighting is good for hands and feet, robbery is good for long-distance running. 54. If you know where to go, the whole world will make way for you. 55. Love is as pitiful as the money in the bank card, but loneliness and desire are like loans, but they keep silent. 56. How long a mouse can live depends on the mood of the cat. 57. You look very creative and live with courage. Ugliness is not your intention, it is God losing his temper. 58. Pigs are laughing, why do you still have a bitter face? 59. What is your vital capacity? Ah, to be able to blow up the bull B so much. 60. You look very patriotic, very dedicated, and have a lot of backbone. 61. The Internet is like a prison. You came in with a stolen wallet, but you learned everything when you got out! 62. Appearing at the right place at the right time is the key to a hero saving the beauty. 63. My sister doesn't collect junk, so I can't let you be there when you call. 64. I'm not a bone, and I can't let every dog ​​chase me. 65. A: Sister, if someone hurts you, how long will you forgive him? B: It is God's business to forgive him. My task is to send her to see God. 66. I hope to catch up with the finale of the news broadcast in my lifetime. 67. Don’t compare people with dogs. Dogs are at least loyal. It's like a trip, where you may overturn. 70. Teacher, do you dare to speak in a quieter voice so that I can sleep well?

71. I originally wanted to give life a kiss, but the reality gave me two slaps. You said that in return, can I not kick him? 72. There are too many bacteria in the outside world, I am afraid that I will be infected as soon as I go out. 73. When a man has no money, he hates women for being vulgar. When he is rich, he wishes women are all vulgar. 74. I don't know how to play piano, chess, calligraphy and painting, and I am tired of doing laundry and cooking.

75. The current advertisement is really a scam. My mother can become my sister after drinking some Yili.

76. You are so rich, why don't you let ghosts do the grinding?

77. Teacher, you only know how to threaten me with "notify parents", what kind of a hero!

78. Female benefactor, please don't hang around in front of the poor monk, otherwise the Buddha will not let you go.

79. Rich girl: Have you ever seen a famous brand? My bag says LV! Me: I have learned pinyin, read "donkey", right?

80. The highest state of being a handsome guy is not to pick up girls, but to let girls pick up on you.

81. I want to aspire to be a rogue with temperament, a pervert with taste, and an illiterate with knowledge!

82. Abroad: Thought and talent are the kingly way, domestic: Relationships and flattery are the only way to go.

83. Money is so cheap now, you can buy a lot of money for just about anything

84. I want to let the whole world know that I am very low-key

85. You will be tired if you have the heart, and it doesn't matter if you don't.

86. Use your smile to change the world, don't let the world change your smile.

87. When I heard the teacher say that fines will start again, I knew it was his salary.

88. The sexyness of the soul is the real sexyness in the bones.

89. Comrades have not yet worked hard, and the revolution must still succeed.

90. People who are too rational will definitely miss the opportunity to go astray and the beautiful scenery along the way brought by mistakes.

91. If I win five million, I think I should donate it to my account.

92. There will always be a woman behind a successful man, and a group of men will always stand behind a rich woman.

1. When we are young, we often make faces in the mirror; when we are old, the mirror is evened out.

2. For us now, what can’t go up is grades, what can’t go down is weight, what can’t be lifted is chopsticks, what can’t get out is bed.

3. There is no good in people, but the degree of badness is different.

4. It's easy to forget someone: don't meet, don't be mean.

5. People who like me are good people, people who don't like me are bad people, and people who hate me are not human.

6. Why does the husband need to make money to support the family? ? ? Please write the word 〖husband〗 for husband and wife upside down, and you will know...

7. Life is like an electrocardiogram. If everything goes smoothly, it proves that you are dead. A little quotes network

8. Life is so short, how can you not be sexy. It's a mess outside, how can you not be coquettish!

9. The quality of the military quilt is very good, and the mobile phone has no signal at all when hiding in the quilt!

10. Twinkle twinkle glitter is a vixen.

11. When I made a cup of chrysanthemum tea at work, a colleague walked by and said, "What to drink to make up for it!"

12. Believe it or not, return the whole WeChat.

13. Many people can't lose weight because they don't have a heart that really wants to lose weight.

14. Originally, I wanted to eat sorrow one bite at a time, but unexpectedly I became fat one bite at a time.

15. Give you some sunshine and it will shine, give you some charcoal and you will make a bomb.

16. My future is not a dream, my future is a nightmare!

17. Please raise your left hand if you love me, and your middle finger if you love others.

18. I took your promise to feed the dog last night and found the dog dead the next morning

19. Fart is the unyielding soul of the food you eat.

20. I used to be youthful, but unfortunately, now that my youth is gone, this is the only thing left.

21. There are no fat people in the world. If there are more thin people, there will be fat people!

22. No heart, no lungs, can live a hundred years, have a clear conscience, and be a good person without being tired.

23. If anyone bullies me in the future, I will engrave his name on the wood and light two white candles...

24. It's not that I don't want to be a lady, it's that life has forced my old lady into a shrew. . .

25. People who don't like me will make you feel uncomfortable, I am really comfortable~

26. After breaking up, I shook my head very coolly, but the wig fell out.

27. Living in this era of grass and mud horses, we must hold the mentality of killing his sister in everything.

28. You said that ice is sleeping water, I just remember the sigh that fart is shit.

29. It's all boiled water, pretending to be beautiful.

30. Isn't there half a cucumber left in the refrigerator, go and fry four dishes for the child.

31. Freezing three feet is not a day's cold, and the lower abdomen is not a day's gluttony

32. I was also an infatuated seed back then, but it rained and drowned.

33. Brother is not wrong, but he has never been right!

34. About tomorrow, we will know the day after tomorrow.

35. Other people's happiness looks like nouveau riche.

36. Days increase in time, and people increase in animals.

37. The first guy who knows that milk is drinkable, what did you do to the cow.

1. Believe it or not believe it. You still have WeChat.

2. What is a bad guy, a man who takes off his pants during the day, and a woman who does not take off her makeup at night

3. When it thunders, stand under the big tree and say to God, I want to go through

4. Don't be afraid of drinking dichlorvos, but you are afraid of surprises when you open the cap, who should you share with when you enjoy an extra bottle.

5. As a beast, only beasts in this world can defeat me.

6. Why is God always dozing off when I am unlucky

7. Sometimes, in my dreams, I want to "stay full"

8. What is money? is something I don't have. 9. I am really grateful to those who beat me, and let me learn to beat others.

10. Don't call me, my wife has a caller ID.

11. Because I am not an ordinary person, I never speak Mandarin.

12. I will not watch you jump into the fire pit, I will close my eyes

13. The Voice of China, in the eyes of primary school students, is the most beautiful ringtone after class.

14. Women are afraid of perverts, in fact, perverts are afraid of me

15. In the next life, I must be your heart, and you will die if I don't dance.

16. Whenever someone praises me, I worry that they won't praise me enough. 17. Every woman has one of the most common mistakes, which is capricious.

18. I have never told you my real identity. I am actually Snow White.

19. Being beautiful is annoying. If I were a boy, I would have married myself long ago. 20. God! If there is no way to make me thin, make my friends fat!

21. The night gave me a pair of black eyes, but I used them to roll my eyes.

22. If there is an afterlife, I will be a quilt, either lying on the bed or basking in the sun!

23. A woman's small breasts are not called flat chests, they are called gorgeous parallel lines, do you understand?

24. This razor is really shocking. My hands are numb after I shave my beard.

25. Everyone was very sexy when they were young, and they didn't want to wear underpants.

26. Things used by celebrities are called cultural relics, and things used by mortals are called waste.

27. I told my friend that I wanted to fart, and the friend said: Hold back and burp. 28. Don't always be hot and cold to me, because I'm afraid of catching a cold. 29. You are not a fool, but why do you pretend to be an idiot? 30. I beg you Yuelao, don't use inferior threads to lead me in the future, it will break every now and then.

31. When I have money in the future, I will send the person I hate to the best mental hospital.

32. We are gourd babies in the countryside, and you are the Ultraman in the city. 33. I don't know much about music, so sometimes I'm not reliable, sometimes I'm out of tune.

34. From elementary school to university, the only constant is a heart that does not want to study

35. You should also learn from Tencent and call me dear every time you go online. .

1. When is the bright moon, ask Yi Zhongtian!

2. If you can't reach it, try to step on the right foot with your left foot

3. Some people are alive, she is dead. Some people are alive, he should have died long ago!

4. Do you drink water, or water, or water? Take your pick!

5. The green hills are still there, just a little red.

6. Hey, say what should be said, and whisper what should not be said.

7. Can you say stealing about scholars? 8. Zi once said: Don’t take my tolerance for you as your shameless capital!

9. Don't think I'm unattainable because I'm handsome. In fact, I'm open to all rivers.

10. The weather is fine today, it is windy and rainy.

11. As a typical failure, you are too successful!

12. I really want to kill this bug, but my tongue is not long enough...

13. The feet of three cobblers stink to the death of Zhuge Liang.

14. In this golden autumn with red leaves and maple...

15. One cuts thyroid hormone, the other does not.

16. If you bother me any more, I will tie you to a grass boat and borrow arrows!

17. The wind is rustling and the water is cold. If you owe money, you have to pay it back!

18. See if there is anything that should be left behind?

19. I have a green dragon on the left and a white tiger on the right, with a Mickey Mouse tattoo on my waist. 20.A: It's hard to swallow this bad breath if you don't take revenge. B: Then how can I let you die?

21. She is so fat that my thighs can't twist her arms.

22. There is a road in the mountain of books, dry it first and clean it, and learn from the sea to make porridge with eight treasures.

23. The world belongs to us, it belongs to our sons, but in the end it belongs to the grandchildren.

24.A: Have you done your homework? B: Sit down! Well, under the P stock, it's still hot... Do you want it? That's up to you.

25. Who is in charge today, not even wiping the blackboard!

26. How much is this shoe per catty?

27. I really blinded my dog's eyes at the beginning...

28. Is this blind man blind?

29. It is said that I look shabby, but my mother is very rare about me. My mother said that she took me to the park when I was a child, and many people gathered around and asked my mother: "Sister, where did you buy this monkey in your house?" Now I have grown it.

30. Don't worry about my girlfriend following me. As soon as she lays eggs, we will crush them immediately, and we will never let the principal and parents know! 31. The sun is out and the east is bright, what about the mountain cannons and what about me!

32. I am a person of status, what is a person of status? It is a person with an ID card!

33. Don't look at me abnormally, in fact, I am always talented.

34. Don’t be afraid, sister——I am a human being, not a ghost.

35. Do you think I am a man or a woman? This question is also contradictory to me. The sun comes out to shine on the earth. Welcome everyone to watch the show! If you want to ask me which one I am, I will be nicknamed Little Gong Li!