Rebirth of the Routine King

"This classmate has such a good attitude! He is about to take the college entrance examination, and he can still fall asleep?"

"That's it, not only can I fall asleep, but I can also sleep soundly! I have even left out the hazelnuts..."

"Mom, he is Wang Yan in our class. He studies very well! Every simulation score is above 600 points."

"Oh~~~, no wonder I can fall asleep, it turns out I have confidence!"

...

At this time, classmate Wang Yan, who was considered 'confident', was slowly opening his eyes.

"Where are we? Are you in the ambulance?" Wang Yan said with sleepy eyes.

"You kid must have fallen asleep! What kind of ambulance... This is the bus to the examination room!"

"Bus? Exam?" Wang Yan's consciousness slowly returned to normal, he opened his eyes and looked around.

Old-fashioned buses, jet-black seat covers, young faces, and aunts and uncles dressed in simple clothes...

Details like this convey a message to Wang Yan - these scenes all seem familiar to him.

Wang Yan looked puzzled and asked: "Auntie, just now you said... an exam? What exam?"

"This kid, how can he become a different person after sleeping! How can he forget such a big thing as the college entrance examination?"

"What the hell? College entrance examination!"

Wang Yan's volume suddenly increased several times.

Seeing the aunt's astonished face, Wang Yan knew that he was too excited and quickly changed his smile:

"Auntie, don't get me wrong! My voice is very loud when I wake up. The problem brought in my mother's womb has not been corrected for many years. However, I just need to say a few words and it will be fine. Do you think I speak more normally now?

"

The aunt, who was wearing a willow-green chemical fiber short-sleeved shirt and gray striped pants, was obviously stunned, "There is such a strange disease?"

How could Wang Yan have such a strange disease? It was just a perfunctory talk he made according to circumstances.

Seeing that the aunt was dubious, Wang Yan stopped the topic in time and quickly changed it:

"Are all the people in this bus going to take the college entrance examination?"

"Of course, this is the bus to the examination room."

"Then you are..."

"We are here to cheer the children up, but hey! We are just running around blindly. It is you who are taking the test with pens. We are standing outside just for psychological comfort."

you.....

Wang Yan knew in the next second that he was also taking the exam.

What's going on? Didn't I eat at the Grand Hyatt Mall yesterday? Why did I end up on the college entrance examination bus?

Suppressing the countless questions in his heart, Wang Yan continued without changing his expression:

"You can't say that. Knowing that our parents are watching outside the school gate will give us a particularly solid feeling, and maybe we can perform exceptionally well!"

When Wang Yan said this, the aunt's face suddenly looked like a blooming flower:

"You child is so nice to talk to! His father doesn't support my coming here yet! He says my child is introverted.

, standing on the sidelines puts pressure on kids.”

Wang Yan quickly agreed: "My uncle is biased when he says this. Although everyone has different personalities, we cannot generalize. Otherwise, why would there be so many parents guarding us!"

The aunt burst into laughter: "Oh! You kid really spoke to Auntie's heart. Listening to you is like listening to the host of the emotional enlightenment column. It feels very warm..."

cough!

Wang Yanxin said, I am almost forty years old, and I deal with all kinds of women in bars every day. What kind of women have I never seen? Isn’t it easy to coax a simple woman like you?

But the current scene was too weird, and he didn't dare to say too much for the time being. The "college entrance examination" call just now attracted the attention of everyone in the car. Who knows what happened!

But one thing, he was certain, this was not a dream!

Because when he was talking to his aunt just now, Wang Yan pinched himself quietly,

It fucking hurts!

Wang Yan then asked: "Mom, did your hair just get done? It's exactly the same as my mom's, and she looks very young!"

"You are so young! You are already in your forties." The aunt said this, but there was still a trace of contentment in her eyes.

Well...it seems that hairstyle can indeed improve a person's self-confidence.

In order to get useful information, Wang Yan continued: "My mother is forty-two this year. Auntie, you must be younger than my mother."

The aunt looked very happy: "My child, you are mistaken, I am already forty-five this year."

Wang Yan pretended to be surprised: "Forty-five? I really can't tell! Aunt, when are you born?"

Seeing a student chatting with an unknown aunt, the parents in the car felt that it was a bit inappropriate.

By the way, aren’t all the students who are still in school shy, afraid of strangers, and don’t like to talk?

But why do you, a student, talk so much? The key is to make your mother-in-law smile happily.

The aunt wearing a willow green top arched her eyebrows and said with a smile: "Auntie, let me test you. This year is 2003, which year do you think I was born?"

Wang Yan was stunned for a moment, his eyes filled with disbelief.

The aunt was stunned for a moment: "No way? Is this difficult? Is it possible to subtract 45 from 2003?"

Wang Yan was naturally not stumped by this simple math problem. What really shocked him was that this was 2003!

Fragments of memories swarmed into his mind...

It was indeed in 2003 when he took the college entrance examination. Because it was a cross-school exam, the location of his exam was the Second High School, which was quite far away, so the school sent a bus to pick up the candidates...

But the problem is, that was 2003!

I'm already halfway through 2021, why am I running back again?

Wang Yan's mind is a little confused...

Of course, we can't blame him. Besides God, who can deal with this matter without being confused at all?

Wang Yan recalled hard that yesterday was Labor Day, and he and his classmates were at a hotel party. After being yelled at, he drank a pound of liquor in one gulp, and then got back to the car.

At that time, I was so drunk that I adjusted my seat. I didn’t expect that I would fall asleep! What’s terrible is that the car was still running!

If nothing else, I should have been suffocated to death by too much carbon dioxide, so the current situation is...

Reborn??

"Classmate, you really don't know, do you?"

Seeing that Wang Yan remained in a daze and remained silent, the aunt herself became a little suspicious.

"How is that possible!"

Wang Yan smiled and said: "You were born in 1976."

The aunt also laughed: "I'm just telling you! How can such a simple question stump you, a top student?"

After Wang Yan finished speaking, he ignored the aunt and walked quickly to the rearview mirror of the bus.

In the mirror is a childish face with sharp edges and a pair of incredible eyes.

He subconsciously touched his belly. His beer belly disappeared and his belly was as flat as the asphalt road under his feet.

"Really reborn!!"

Wang Yan excitedly danced with his hands and feet in front of the rearview mirror.

He has always had a dream of going back to the past because he has too many regrets to make up for.

Save the life of the love of your life and your parents, arrange your elder brother's marriage, save your fallen sister, and help many friends who have helped you. Of course, with some information that is many years ahead of you, you should be able to earn a lot of money.

.....

That's why he was so excited when he learned that he was really reborn.

Inside the bus,

A boy with pimples on his face quietly approached the aunt just now:

"Mom! He made a miscalculation. Weren't you born in 1958? If you were born in 1976, then this year would be 2021."

The aunt was suddenly stunned: "Yes! My ID card says I was born in 1958! With my arithmetic ability, how many points can I get on the math test..."

As he spoke, he stuck his head out of the window, and happened to see Wang Yan dancing with his hands and feet. He took a breath, turned his head, and said to his son:

"Xiao Ming, are you a mentally disturbed person with outstanding academic performance?"

"What's wrong, Mom?"

"I saw him looking in the mirror again and again, touching his whole body again and again, and then he jumped up on the spot. He... Why is he so narcissistic? It's hard to believe his own eyes...

"

...

ps: Regarding the fact that the aunt is 45 years old, Wang Yan said that she was born in 1976. I would like to explain: Wang Yan had just been reborn at that time, and the time was still in 2021, so he said this. There is also a hint of Wang Yan's self-deprecation.

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As for the aunt who nodded in agreement with Wang Yan's algorithm, it was because she was not good at arithmetic and didn't notice it for a while. In the end, her son reminded her that she realized that Wang Yan had made a mistake.