Rebirth of the Routine King

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Is there something wrong?

Wang Yan came to his senses the next moment, today is the college entrance examination!?

Damn it!!

It’s been more than ten years since I graduated from fucking university, and I’ve already given my knowledge back to the teachers naked. What about the college entrance examination? God, are you sure you’re not kidding me?

Damn it!

Wang Yan shouted again in his heart.

It’s no wonder he was so excited. No matter who he was, he just happened to catch up with the college entrance examination on the day of his rebirth. Wouldn’t he have to shout “Holy shit!!” from the bottom of his heart?

The joy just now suddenly turned into depression. In his last life, he scored 612 points! He studied at the premier Shangcheng University in Zhongzhou Province!

If Wang Yan drags him to the examination room now, he can be 100% sure that if he can pass the exam in half, he will be possessed by a god...

God, you can't play with me like this, okay? At what point is it not good to be reborn? I live on the day of the college entrance examination... Damn...

inside the car,

The aunt looked worried: "Son, why do I feel that something is wrong with that child named Wang? He was dancing with his hands and feet just now, but now he is grabbing his hair in depression. Is it true that children with outstanding grades have some energy?

Split?"

"Mom! Don't worry about it. Since his simulation scores are around 600, his brain must be fine. This should be a way for him to relieve the pressure of exams!"

...

…

Wang Yan subconsciously wanted to smoke a cigarette to relieve this sudden 'bad luck'. He rummaged through his pockets and only found examination supplies such as admission tickets and pens.

What should he do? With his current knowledge, not to mention Shangcheng University, even a fucking college is a problem! What should he do?

I took a look at the time on the bus. It was 7:10, less than two hours before the exam...

Wang Yan had a dull face and kept thinking about countermeasures. Shangcheng University was definitely out of reach. If no further measures were taken, even junior colleges would be out of reach for him...

I think back then, every time I simulated, I scored above 600 points.

I think back then, any college, two or three books, were not within my sight of studying overlord.

Think back then...

Come on, a good man doesn't mention how brave he was.

Wang Yan then thought about it, eh~~ That’s not right!

Will you be able to get ahead if you get into a good university?

Will I definitely be able to earn a lot of money?

Can you definitely become a winner in life?

In his last life, Wang Yan was the college student envied by everyone in the village and the outstanding son of Shangcheng University. But the reality is! He lived to be in his thirties and achieved nothing...

And that fourth kid in the village, damn it! He can’t even add or subtract within a hundred. After a few years out, with his skills of talking lotus flowers and eating and drinking, he actually hooked up with a manager at the construction site.

, I contracted some small projects at the beginning, but in the end it became bigger and bigger, earning tens of millions of dollars.

Every time I go back to the village, I give him all the fuck

Like an ancestor, they cheered from front to back, and the house was full of guests...

Whoever wants to say that a highly educated person must be a winner in life will be slapped in the face.

After some mental counseling, Wang Yan gradually accepted the current facts. The next moment, he no longer felt depressed, and the eyes in his eyes became brighter.

Relying on being a prophet who is nearly 20 years ahead of others, if you still can't make a comeback, just find a fucking brick to beat it!

Now that I don’t have to worry about making money, I can concentrate on college matters.

It doesn't matter if you fail the Shangcheng University exam, but you must go to Shangcheng University for two reasons.

First, I have lived in the mall for nearly twenty years, and all my memories are in the mall. The first pot of gold and the second pot of gold must be earned in the mall.

Second, and most importantly, Qi Xiuquan will study at Shangcheng University.

This reason outweighs all.

Qi Xiuquan was his true love in his previous life and his schoolmate at Shangcheng University.

The two fell in love on campus, and after entering the society, they fell in love for eight more years, but unfortunately they failed to achieve success in the end.

The reason was that Qi Xiuquan and a man named Lin Feng walked into the same hotel one after another and walked out one after another an hour later.

After Wang Yan witnessed this fact, he deleted all contact with Qi Xiuquan and left the mall alone.

Later I learned that Qi Xiuquan was married to Lin Feng, and vaguely heard that she had a bad life and was often abused by Lin Feng.

It's a pity that Wang Yan was poor at the time and never had the courage to send words of concern.

Later, on the 29th of the twelfth lunar month in 2020, Lin Feng found himself and clearly told him that he was responsible for the hotel incident that year...

One can imagine Wang Yan's rage, but facing Lin Feng who was protected by bodyguards, he could not do anything to him.

That same night, he received the message that Qi Xiuquan jumped from the seventeenth floor.

From that day on, Wang Yan was dead, and all that was alive was a body named Wang Yan.

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The regrets of the previous life must be redeemed in this life!

If I, Wang Yan, lose you again in this life, I will throw myself into the Dragon Lake!

But if you want to study in a mall, even a junior college will cost you 300 to 400 points!

Wang Yan was secretly impatient, but he couldn't help but comfort himself: Don't be anxious, don't be anxious, it should be easy to pass the test with 300 or 400 points...

I still remember the essay questions for the college entrance examination. Besides, Chinese has always been my strong point. I can get a score of 100 or so, right?

I work in a bar and often interact with foreigners. My spoken English is quite ok. I also took the TOEFL exam back then. I can still get a score of 100% in English, right?

As for mathematics... I have a grudge against it, so let’s just think I can get fifty points!

Isn’t this just two hundred and fifty?

As for the liberal arts exam... I won't take the exam until tomorrow, so I have one night left to grit my teeth and review hard.

The most fortunate thing at the moment

Point, that is to say, I signed up for liberal arts.

If I had applied for science that year, haha...

Thinking of this, Wang Yan's anxious heart slowly fell back.

........

The aunt sitting in the car only saw the changes in Wang Yan's movements, while the driver sitting in the driver's seat clearly captured Wang Yan's changes in expression through the rearview mirror.

At first his expression changed from confusion to ecstasy.

Then it went from ecstasy to depression,

In the end, I went from being depressed and struggling back to smiling again...

In just a few minutes, classmate Wang Yan, standing in the rearview mirror, gave the driver a performance worthy of an Oscar statuette!

Who the hell is this young candidate who is about to take the college entrance examination? He is definitely the actor lurking in the school!

The comrade driver was stunned. How old do you think you are?

Why are facial expressions so rich?

Why is the journey in your heart so tortuous?

What have you experienced in your short life of more than ten years?

Just as the driver was thinking endlessly, this weird student walked up to him.

"uncle!"

The driver looked to be in his thirties, and Wang Yan felt a little awkward when he called out uncle.

Well, it will take some time to get used to it.

The driver finally regained his composure and hurriedly replied: "Ah, what's wrong, classmate?"

"I have a little diarrhea and I'm afraid I won't be able to hold up in the examination room... Can I go home and use the toilet? My home is very close, right there. I'll be back soon!"

Wang Yan pointed to a place and said with a slight prayer.

The driver was also very considerate. This is the college entrance examination that determines success or failure in life. What if I have a stomachache during the exam and it affects my performance?

"It's okay, go and come back quickly! There are still two candidates who haven't arrived yet. We will leave as soon as they arrive."

Wang Yan hurriedly said: "Thank you, uncle, I'll be back soon. And...uncle, can you give me a cigarette?"

Um?

"You know how to smoke?" Comrade driver was a little confused about this strange classmate's tricks.

"I just learned it. You know, if we men smoke a cigarette when we go to the toilet, our bowel movements will be smoother..."

Wang Yan started making random remarks again.

The driver handed Fang Yan a cigarette dubiously, still wondering: Does this guy have diarrhea or constipation?

"Borrow me some more fire..."

"Crack!"

Wang Yan exhaled a puff of smoke comfortably, said thank you, and ran out with long legs.

The comrade driver stared blankly at the round smoke ring in front of him, which he couldn't spit out if he hadn't been smoking for ten years, doubting life on his forehead:

What the hell did you just learn?!

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