Rebirth of the Routine King

The next day, Wang Weihang got up before Lin Xiyan's alarm sounded.

Without even washing his face, he ran to Wang Yan's bed, shook his arm, and shouted: "Wang Yan, get up!"

Wang Yan muttered impatiently: "Boss! Don't you know that waking up a sleeping person will affect your growth? I want to grow longer..."

Wang Weihang ignored these strange remarks and shook his arms: "Wang Yan, the squad leader is going to be elected at noon today! Get up quickly!"

Wang Yan knew that he couldn't sleep, so he opened his eyes lazily and said, "First of all, can you tell me what is the direct relationship between the election of squad leader and me getting up early?"

Wang Weihang was so angry that he twitched his mouth: "Didn't you say you wanted to get half of the votes for me? How the hell can you do that while sleeping on the bed?"

Wang Yan didn't seem to be interested at all, and asked instead: "Then what do you think I should do to get half of the votes for you?"

Wang Weihang thought for a while: "This is your first time reporting to class today, so you must introduce yourself. With your sharp tongue, you should be able to get some votes for me. As for whether you have half...

..As long as you are serious about it, you will accept your fate without me."

Wang Yan sneered: "Didn't I tell you last time? Showing your favor and soliciting votes sexually are the lowest methods. Only by finding shortcuts can you win unexpectedly!"

Wang Weihang said anxiously: "Then tell me how you can create a unique shortcut!"

Wang Yan moved his body inside and said, "Let me sleep for a while, and I'll tell you later..."

Wang Weihang had no choice but to suppress his curiosity and go to the bathroom to brush his teeth and wash his face.

.....

Seeing that there were only twenty minutes left before class, Wang Weihang shook Wang Yan awake again: "Wang Yan, there are still twenty minutes left. Get up and clean up quickly!"

Wang Yan lay on the upper bunk, stretched out, and asked, "When will the squad leader be elected?"

If Wang Yan hadn't been counting on him to canvass votes, Wang Weihang wouldn't have said a word to him, and said angrily: "Are you a fish? I've said it several times, today, today!"

Seeing Wang Weihang's impatient look, Wang Yan suppressed a smile and asked: "Be more specific about the process. This is related to the success or failure of my coup."

Wang Weihang didn't know what kind of medicine Wang Yan was selling in his gourd, so he said angrily:

"The fourth class this morning is a free class. Now three candidates for squad leader have been preliminarily screened. After giving speeches one by one, the whole class will vote secretly. The one with the most votes will be the squad leader. The counselor will give a speech throughout the class.

Just and fair.”

Wang Yan suddenly realized: "If this is the case, I can still sleep for a while! It's still early for the fourth class anyway!"

Wang Weihang was so angry that he couldn't speak. After a while, he responded and shouted: "Wang Yan! You didn't even participate in the military training for one day. You reported for the first day and were late for three classes. Do you think everyone can have a good impression of you?"

?”

Wang Yan shook his head: "Probably not...but this is the effect I want, and I even want everyone to minimize their favorability towards me!"

Wang Weihang was completely speechless and cursed: "If you have this kind of attitude, don't talk about canvassing votes for me. It would be nice if you don't hold me back!"

Wang Yan was too lazy to talk to him anymore, covered his head and started pretending to sleep.

When Wang Weihang was about to pull down his quilt, Dou Liang reluctantly advised: "Boss, the time is almost up, let's go to class quickly! Today is a critical moment, you can't be late!"

After Wang Weihang weighed it up, he decided to settle the score with him after school.

After seeing Wang Weihang leave the dormitory angrily, Wang Yan sighed softly: "They are all a group of younger brothers..."

No one was making any noise in the room, but Wang Yan was no longer sleepy.

I glanced at the clock and it was just before eight o'clock, so I lay on the bed and meditated.

It is the autumn harvest season now, and Wang Dacai must be busy with farm work in the fields. His eldest brother Wang Yuan is taking care of the business in the store, so he may not be able to help in the fields.

Mom Li Xinlan will definitely go to the fields to help. Although Lao Wang will try his best to dissuade her, how can he stop her?

I don’t know if my sister-in-law Wu Dan’s temper has calmed down a bit. Can she wash her diapers by herself? Can she help with the cooking?

Fang Yanshan must also be very busy, busy negotiating his requirements with the brokerage company, and he wonders if he will be able to give himself a satisfactory reply in two days.

Liu Jianan should also be busy getting medicine and injections... Hey~~~~~, why the hell did I think of her?

Cross it off...

Where is Qi Xiuquan?

She is only a sophomore in high school this year, so she should be studying hard in the classroom!

I remember that she was admitted to Shangcheng University with the third best score in her major that year, and she was truly a top female student!

When I think of Qi Xiuquan, all I can think of is her...

The corners of Wang Yan's mouth began to curl up, and he began to imagine what it would be like when she arrived at the mall...

.........

After lying down until ten o'clock, Wang Yan got down on the bunk and began to wash his face and brush his teeth unhurriedly.

Then he ran to Wang Weihang's bed, picked up a razor, shaved his beard, and washed his head with Lin Xiyan's shampoo...

Today is my first time to report to class, so I can do whatever I can to leave a clean and beautiful impression on my dear classmates.

After everything was tidied up, Wang Yan practiced his expression changes in front of the mirror for another five minutes. Only when a naive and simple face appeared in the mirror, did he push the door open and go out with satisfaction.

When I arrived downstairs, it was time for the break after class.

Wang Yan also followed the crowd and ran to the toilet to urinate, then stood outside the toilet and smoked a cigarette.

I had a good feel for the long-lost university atmosphere.

After the class bell rang, Wang Yan was not in a hurry. He walked up the stairs until there was no one in the aisle.

When he came to the door, Wang Yan brewed his emotions and said secretly: Classmate Wang Yan, please start your performance next!

Please start your performance!

After pushing the door open and walking in, he first looked up at the rows of classmates, then his body trembled violently, and then he hurriedly lowered his head with a look of panic on his face.

His evasive eyes showed confusion and helplessness, and his hands kept rubbing his trouser legs. Attentive classmates could even notice that his legs were still trembling slightly.

He looked like a country bumpkin who had never experienced any scenes.

After Wang Yan opened the door, there was no noise in the class, and everyone's attention was focused on this new classmate.

Seeing this new classmate standing helplessly between the podium and the classroom door, not knowing whether to advance or retreat, everyone was dumbfounded. You said you are almost twenty years old, why are you still so timid?

Indeed, even if he didn't say a word, just from his frightened expression and nervous movements, everyone would come to several conclusions about his character: shy, shy, afraid of strangers, not confident...

With these conclusions, he subconsciously derived his daily life and friendship status: he is often teased but rarely angry, doesn't talk much but has a high degree of trust, and he does all the errands...

.......

When Wang Yan finally arrived to report, the most excited person was Wang Weihang.

After preliminary comparison, it was found that two other competitors

His strength is also very strong, even higher than his own prestige.

Although Wang Yan usually behaves strangely, deep down he still has a glimmer of hope for him.

But when he saw Wang Yan looking like this, he was completely stunned.

Is this the fucking Wang Yan he knows?

Why does it feel like he is his twin brother with completely opposite personalities?

Did his head get squeezed by the door when he went out?

Why do you look so stupid and naive?

In fact, he was not the only one who thought so. Dou Liang, Pan Yafei and the other four people in the same dormitory all had frowning expressions on their faces, and they couldn't figure out what kind of plane Wang Yan was planning for the moment.

Just when Wang Weihang was puzzled, he faintly noticed Wang Yan staring at him from the corner of his eye, and suddenly he thought, oh~~~, could this be Wang Yan's surprising way to win?

That's right! With his shy and simple attitude now, what he says is even more convincing.

Oh shit!

It’s no wonder that Wang Yan can come up with such advanced routines!

Tsk tsk!

I have to say that Wang Yan's acting skills are really amazing. People who don't know him can really be fooled by his silly performance!

He quickly stood up and introduced to his classmates with a smile:

"This is Wang Yan, a classmate from our dormitory. He has been sick a few days ago and has not reported to class. He is still getting injections at noon today! I heard that the class president is going to be elected. No matter how exhausted he is, he still wants to be the best candidate in his mind.

Vote! Wang Yan, please introduce yourself!"

With Wang Weihang's foreshadowing, Wang Yan walked to the podium tremblingly and stumbled:

"Everyone...Hello, my name is Wang Yan...I am eighteen years old. My home is Zhoucheng...Dan County..."

Before Wang Yan could finish speaking, bursts of chuckles suddenly came from the class, as if they were laughing at Wang Yan's timidity.

Wang Yan became even more shy when he saw this, and without saying anything else, he hurriedly lowered his head and walked off the stage in a hurry.

Wang Weihang suddenly became stupid again. Is this the end?

You haven’t canvassed for my fucking votes yet?

As a dormitory leader, even if you say something about my ability to mediate conflicts and my excellent awareness of overall planning, that would be great!

At the worst, you can just mention my name!

At least I can give my classmates some impression of me, but why are you so precious with words?

You usually talk non-stop, why do you pretend to be mute at the critical moment?

There were a few empty seats at the back of the classroom. Wang Yan was tall, and he didn't intend to sit in the front, so he kept walking towards the back.

When passing by Wang Weihang, Wang Yan stopped and looked hesitant. He suddenly leaned over and whispered in Wang Weihang's ear...

Everyone saw his lips moving, but they couldn't hear what he said.

In fact, not only everyone, but also Wang Weihang himself didn't hear it.

"Boss, do you... think what I said is right?" Wang Yan asked with pure eyes.

Wang Weihang was confused and asked: "What's wrong? Please speak louder!"

Wang Yanzhong put his head next to his ear again, mumbling without knowing what he was talking about.

Wang Weihang was a little angry. You said it was fine if you didn’t help me canvass votes. Why did you treat me like a monkey? He said loudly:

"Can you speak louder! Let the whole class listen!"

Wang Yan hesitated for a moment, then summoned up the courage to say loudly: "Didn't you say that the girls in the class are all beautiful? They are all like gods, but I found out that they are all ugly! Why do you think you lied?

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