Rebirth of the Routine King

"boom!"

As soon as Wang Yan said this, the class exploded!

Especially the female classmates, all of them were very excited. Looking at Wang Yan, anger welled up in their eyes!

You can talk about any grudges or grievances, but on the first day you came to report, you ridiculed us for looking ugly!

Are you good-looking?... Just average, not all with two nostrils and two eyes.

Some of the more courageous female classmates began to become unable to sit still.

"This classmate, what are you talking about? Do you still need to judge whether we look good or not?"

"That's right, what do you do?"

"I see that not only are you mentally disabled, but you are also blind, right?"

"Wang Weihang, why is there such a weirdo in your dormitory? Do you usually tolerate it?"

.....

Wang Weihang's mouth opened slightly, and he was dumbfounded again.

Only then did he finally understand what Wang Yan's guarantee of half the votes meant. There were now a total of forty-six students in the class, including twenty-five girls.

It's a bit unrealistic to get half of the votes, but half of the goodwill is definitely for yourself.

But have you thought about the consequences of saying this?

Are you really not afraid that the female classmates in your class will beat you to death?

But from another perspective, how much everyone hates Wang Yan, how much they like him.

Damn...it's really a different way!

It's just a bit expensive...

Seeing that the class was in chaos, he stood up quickly and said loudly:

"Calm down, everyone! I would like to apologize to everyone for Wang Yan's inappropriate remarks. I did say in the dormitory that the female students in our class are all different in their own ways. I have said it more than once that in my more than ten years,

During my school career, the class with the most beautiful female students is our current Finance Class 2! If I had known that Wang Yan’s aesthetic sense was so bad, I would never have spoken out my heart to death!”

I'm sorry Wang Yan, brother, in order to win over this big wave of votes, you have to be the bad guy to the end! When I accomplish this, I will treat you to a drink!

At this time, a female classmate who looked like "Zhang Fei" stood up, glared at Wang Yan with big copper bell eyes, and said in a voice like a dull cow:

"Wang Weihang, you don't have to speak for that guy! We'll settle the score later. Just because you praised me in private, I will definitely vote for you when the vote comes next!"

The best admirer in history is you——Zhang Tiemei!

Wang Weihang waved his hand and said in a deep voice: "Tiemei, although I have received preliminary approval from the counselor, I still hope that you will vote because of my ability and not because of the few truths I said casually."

Wang Yan had already sat down next to Wen Xiaoshan. In order to prevent himself from failing, he folded his hands on the table and put his head on his arms, pretending to sleep.

Listening to Wang Weihang's serious and shameless tone, he resisted the urge to compete.

Oh shit!

When you are successfully promoted to squad leader, if I don’t kill you a few times, I will take your fucking last name!

At this moment, the door was pushed open again, and a middle-aged man who was about 1.73 meters tall, fat, thin, well-balanced, with delicate features and wearing yellow-rimmed glasses walked in.

The man strolled up to the podium and said in a deep voice, "Everyone is here except the sick classmate. Let's start the election for class president of our second finance class..."

As soon as the man finished speaking, Wang Weihang stood up again and said with neither humility nor arrogance: "Counselor, he has already reported to the class. I specifically told him this morning that today is a big day to elect the class leader. He must come after the injection.

Report to class! Wang Yan...Wang Yan!"

Wang Weihang turned his head to Wang Yan, only to see him lying motionless on the table, completely ignoring him.

I cursed in my heart, but said: "Counselor, he just said he felt uncomfortable after the injection! Maybe he fell asleep now."

Wang Yan originally didn't want to deal with Wang Weihang, a cool guy, but he also thought that it would be uneconomical to waste all his efforts by pretending to be cool, so

He stood up with gloomy eyes and said naively:

"Counselor, my name is...Wang Yan, I am eighteen years old..."

The counselor on the podium frowned and said to himself: Why does this classmate look so stupid? Does he have an intellectual disability?

However, he did not laugh at Wang Yan's unusual shortcomings. He smiled and said: "Hello, classmate Wang Yan, I am Sun Xianzhi, the counselor of Class 2 Finance. Please take a seat."

Wang Yan sat down and thought to himself, this counselor looks pretty nice!

At least there was no discriminatory intention.

"Okay! Everyone is here, let's start the campaign for squad leader! The three of you will discuss who will go on stage to give a speech first..."

Sun Xianzhi said, brought a stool and sat on the side of the door.

Then Wang Weihang and two other classmates walked to Sun Xianzhi.

What Wang Yan didn't expect was that there was a woman as the candidate for squad leader!

If this is the case, the effect of what I just said will be compromised.

The three of them murmured for a while, and then saw the female classmate taking the lead on the stage.

This female classmate has short, ear-length hair and average facial features. According to Wang Weihang's scoring system, seventy points is considered a discount.

But her eyes were sharp and she looked very capable.

She bowed to everyone first, and then said succinctly:

"Hello, classmates, my name is Huang Lulu, and I am very happy to live in the same class with you for three years. I served as class president for two terms in the second and third grades of junior high school, and also served as deputy squad leader and study committee member for two years in high school.

..”

After hearing what Huang Lulu said, Wang Yan curled up his lips, "You have the grades to get into a junior college, and you've even served as a study committee member!"

What! Did you forget to study while patronizing the committee members?

Humph! It must be a lie.

"I have a cheerful personality and love to help others. If I become the class monitor, I will definitely create a harmonious, peaceful and loving environment for our second finance class. Thank you!"

"Pa bang bang..."

Including counselor Sun Xianzhi, everyone applauded enthusiastically.

After Huang Lulu finished her speech, she walked back to her seat with her arrogant little head held high.

The next person to step onto the stage was a boy with long hair. He was about 1.75 meters tall. He looked a bit handsome, but also a bit bad-looking, especially when he smiled.

Maybe this guy is a fan of Edison Chen. He looks cool when he walks, and he doesn’t even know how to bow! He only knows how to look cool by squinting his lips.

I have to say that this trick of his is quite useful.

Wang Yan found that several female classmates around him were obviously nymphomaniacs, with strange lights shining in their eyes.

No wonder Wang Weihang said that there was a boy who was his strongest opponent. His face looked like it had been run over by a wheel. He really couldn't compare with others.

However, Wang Yan believes that the chance of this guy becoming the squad leader is very slim, and the counselor is not stupid. Why do you want to be the squad leader? Is it convenient to pick up girls?

"Hello, classmates, my name is Xu Ran. I have no experience as a monitor, but I have many examples of helping others, such as buying a meal for a female classmate, holding an umbrella when it rains, and being a companion for free on Sundays...

..Wait...Haha, just a little joke for everyone.”

Damn it!

This guy is such a talent! He dares to openly read a love letter in front of the counselor.

Wang Yan quickly raised his head and looked at the guy named Xu Ran carefully...

Hmm, not bad, he is thin-skinned and tender, you can consider taking him as your little brother in the future.

"If I can be the squad leader, I can assure you that I will be able to properly solve any difficulties in the future. If there are good resources in the department, I will definitely get them for you! I hope everyone can vote for me! Thank you!

"

"Bah bang bang."

The applause was far less enthusiastic than that of Huang Lulu.

When Wang Yan saw Sun Xianzhi clapping his hands in a perfunctory manner, he knew that this kid who liked to talk big words was in trouble.

Even the counselors can’t guarantee that they will be able to

How dare you, a student, dare to say this without shame even if you have obtained the resources here?

Even if he was elected class president with the highest number of votes, Sun Xianzhi would definitely find an excuse to remove him.

Sometimes, democratic elections are just a form of fairness. If you don't agree with those in power...well, just vote twice more.

The last person to take the stage was Wang Weihang.

Seeing him walking steadily on stage, he neither bowed nor joked, but said sonorously:

"Hello, classmates, my name is Wang Weihang. I am twenty-one years old this year, maybe one or two years older than everyone else. It is these two extra years that make me look more mature and stable. Of course, you can tell me bluntly.

I am old and I can accept it."

Wang Yan thought to himself: Lao Wang's opening remarks are okay. It is serious yet interesting, self-deprecating yet playful. Not only did the students feel happy after listening to it, but even the counselor felt a sense of recognition.

The squad leader is the assistant to the counselor. A steady and down-to-earth squad leader can indeed help the counselor solve many problems. If this down-to-earth squad leader can get along with the students, it will be more worry-free.

"My academic performance is not very good, and I have never held the position of squad leader. But I also have advantages. I have strong co-ordination ability, have an understanding of the overall situation, and will not act rashly just based on enthusiasm. I also have strong executive ability, and I am very good at tutoring.

If I can’t complete the tasks assigned by the commander perfectly, I will definitely be restless..."

Wang Yan frowned slightly, why is this old Wang flattering so much?

Don’t you know that ‘less is more and more is more confusing’? If you offend the counselor, go ahead and cry!

Fortunately, Wang Weihang stopped in time and changed the topic: "If I can be the monitor..., I really dare not promise you anything, because I don't know what the position of monitor can bring to you, but

What I want to say is that I will do my best to be a good public servant of the second finance team that everyone is satisfied with! Thank you all!"

After saying that, he bowed deeply again.

"Bah bang bang!"

Wang Yan was the first to applaud vigorously.

Sun Xianzhi also seemed very satisfied with Wang Weihang's speech. Although he did not applaud, his eyes showed relief.

After Wang Weihang also walked back to his seat, counselor Sun Xianzhi said with a smile: "Okay, now everyone starts voting. Write down the candidate you think is the perfect squad leader. Remember, you can only write one person!"

The most perfect candidate... Wang Yan smiled secretly, who else could be more perfect than himself as the squad leader?

So, with a stroke of his pen, he wrote two handsome characters on the note.

A minute later, Sun Xianzhi took away all the notes and found another female classmate to write down the votes on the blackboard.

"Huang Lulu!"

"Wang Weihang!"

"Wang Weihang!"

"Huang Lulu!"

"Xu Ran!"

"Wang Weihang!"

...

Wang Yan secretly thought, "It turns out I can only vote from these three people!"

Sun Xianzhi, why didn't you make it clearer? Well... I blame myself for just being cool.

Fortunately, Wang Weihang is now leading the vote, otherwise he would have to curse himself to death!

"Wang Yan!...Huh?"

Sun Xianzhi frowned, "Who's name is Wang Yan? Who wrote Wang Yan?"

Don't be afraid of what will happen...

Wang Yan lay motionless on the table. He made up his mind that no matter who shouted, he would pretend to sleep until get out of class was over...

So fucking embarrassing!

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ps: With the help of this chapter title, I would like to express my gratitude to the two big guys.

Thanks to Mr. Maing Qin Zhongjian for his recommendation and two monthly passes, and thanks to Mr. Beret 047 for his recommendation and support!

I won’t say how grateful I am...

If I get lucky and become popular in the future, I will express my love to you again...