Rebirth of the Routine King

As soon as he walked out of the hotel, he barely walked a few steps! Yang Hua was holding on to the big tree and started vomiting.

As if there was a chain reaction, Yang Tong also hugged the tree and started vomiting.

Wang Yan stepped forward, kindly handed two pieces of paper to each of them, and warned: "Wait until you have vomited completely before wiping your mouth. Don't waste it."

After a while, their chests calmed down and they walked back to Wang Yan unsteadily.

"Wang Yan, you drank too much, why didn't you vomit?" Yang Hua obviously didn't want to believe that Wang Yan drank better than him.

"I also vomited just now, but when it came into my mouth, I swallowed it back." After saying that, Wang Yan opened his mouth wide for Yang Hua to see.

However, the next moment... Yang Hua ran to the big tree and vomited.

"Wang Yan, can you stop being so disgusting!" Yang Tong rolled his eyes.

Wang Yan felt aggrieved: "Everything I said is true! I can smell the smell of leeks... If you don't believe me, just smell it...ah~~~"

"He and I...."

Yang Tong ran to the big tree and vomited before he finished his swear words.

Wang Yan kindly stepped forward and gave some dinner paper to someone, and warned: "Use them sparingly, there are really not many left."

Behind the scenes that the two of them couldn't see, Fang Yan smiled evilly: My jokes are not that good, and I have to pay for admission...

The joke in his mouth was of course the Du Meimei incident at noon today.

...

After the two men finally calmed down, Wang Yan took them to the mall, bought two bottles of ice water himself, and said:

"You two sit here for now. Wang Dacai asked me to buy something for him. I will come back to you in a moment..."

Half an hour later, it was not Fang Yan who came back to see them, but the waiter from the mall.

I saw a woman wearing shopping mall clothes walking forward with a clear purpose. When she saw Yang Hua and Yang Tong sitting on the stool, she stopped and asked:

"Excuse me, are your names Yang Hua and Yang Tong?"

The two men were stunned for a moment. They didn't understand what the mall attendant was looking for. They nodded in confusion.

The waiter breathed a sigh of relief: "Your eldest brother is inside...and can't come out. Can you go over and help?"

Big brother?

Yang Tong and Yang Hua had questions in their eyes.

"My name is Wang Yan..." the waiter patiently explained.

Wang Yan is such a bad guy! He never forgets to take advantage of himself wherever he goes! He is obviously the youngest.

Yang Hua and Yang Tong thought at the same time.

"Why can't he come out?" Yang Hua was a little curious and wanted to laugh.

"He...he was detained..." The waiter also wanted to laugh a little.

"What the hell?! He's been detained! What happened to Wang Yan?" Hearing this, Yang Hua and Yang Tong were startled.

"Uh... you'll know this once you get in."

Seeing that the waiter's explanation was unclear, Yang Hua and Yang Tong hurriedly walked into the mall.

"Over there at the clothing store."

The waiter kindly pointed the way for the two of them, feeling very strange: The eldest brother's surname is Wang, and the younger brother's surname is Yang. This family, haha...

Soon, Yang Hua saw Wang Yan, but when he saw him chatting and laughing with a female cashier, he felt very depressed:

What do you mean he can't come out? It's because he doesn't want to come out, right?

Seeing the arrival of the two idiots, Wang Yan immediately changed his expression and almost cried out of grievance: "I accidentally touched the clothes just now, and they insisted on letting me buy them. But when I paid, I realized that it turned out that

Clothes are so expensive!”

Yang Hua suddenly became angry: "Is the mall so overbearing? If you touch the clothes, you have to buy them?"

The waiter explained: "He accidentally tore off the nameplate on his clothes."

Yang Hua:...

The action is already described as tearing. How the hell can this be called careless?

Wang Yan said pitifully: "Brothers, help me pay the money. I will pay it back to you in a few days!"

As the saying goes, eating people is soft-mouthed. I just ate someone else's meal. If I don't help with this small favor in a critical situation, it won't be justified.

The key is that when eating, he also showed off his savings.

If you say you have no money now, aren't you obviously lying?

Yang Hua and Yang Tong always felt that something was wrong, but they couldn't put their finger on it for the moment.

"Five hundred and eighty! So expensive!"

Yang Hua was shocked when he saw the price.

The waiter explained in due course: "This is the latest dress. The fabric, workmanship and style are all top-notch."

Yang Hua doesn't care whether it's top-notch or not. He just wants to know what he will do with the money he spends online in the future.

"Wang Yan, where is the rest of your money? Pay it first, and Yang Tong and I will make up for it later."

"I bought something, but now I don't have a dime left." Wang Yan said, pointing to the two bags on the side.

Yang Hua was completely speechless at this time.

Finally, he offered two hundred, and Yang Tong offered three hundred and eighty.

When walking out of the mall, Wang Yan sincerely thanked the two:

"Good brother! I will definitely return this money to you."

Yang Tong waved his hand, "Let's not talk about it for now, who are you buying such an expensive dress for?"

He naturally didn't believe it about accidentally tearing off the nameplate.

Wang Yan subconsciously prepared

Bragging: I gave this to my girlfriend....

But when I thought that this was for my mother, I swallowed these words.

As long as he talks about his mother Li Xinlan, he will not say even a single profanity.

Wang Yan was very troubled: "There is something that has been on my mind for a long time. I was afraid that you would laugh at me, so I never dared to say it."

Yang Hua and Yang Tong: "Just say it! We will definitely not laugh at you."

Wang Yan: "Then you are not allowed to laugh!"

"Don't laugh, don't laugh..." Yang Hua and Yang Tong all looked at Fang Yan, wondering in their hearts what could make him embarrassed.

"Although I am a beautiful boy who is 1.8 meters tall, I always feel like there is a girl living in my heart..."

The two of them were a little confused. What the hell does this mean?

Wang Yan continued: "When I saw this dress, I suddenly felt the desire to possess it. Until that moment, I didn't believe that I was gay!"

"hiss!"

An inexplicable cold air made these two fools wake up immediately!

After the air froze for a minute, Wang Yan said gratefully: "You are so kind! If you say you won't laugh at me, you really won't laugh at me."

Even though he knew Wang Yan was talking nonsense, Yang Hua and Yang Tong couldn't help but keep a little distance from him, looking at him as if he was crazy.

Wang Yan himself didn't feel ashamed at all, "I hope you won't discriminate against me in the future. We will still have to pee in a hole..."

"Damn it! Get out!"

Yang Hua couldn't bear it anymore and cursed loudly.

"Haha, okay, no more joking." Wang Yan felt that if he continued talking, he would no longer be friends.

"No wonder Wang Yan can get along with the girl. It turns out that he has the blessing of attributes!" After being fooled by Wang Yan all night, Yang Tong felt that he had to say something to regain some of the scene.

After confirming that Wang Yan was joking, Yang Hua also added:

"Wang Yan, which side are you on? Attack or receive?"

Eh~~~~~~

These two idiots are so ignorant! Dare to fight with me in the ring? You are really asking for trouble...

Wang Yan stopped, looked at the two of them carefully, and said with a smile:

"Even if I was the victim, I wouldn't attack you two because you are too young...haha..."

Damn it! All kidding aside, how could you be so bad as to make a personal attack?

Yang Hua and Yang Tong did not argue with him verbally, but directly started to fight with him.

Wang Yan, who was kicked, ran forward quickly, begging for mercy as he ran:

"I'm fucking saying you're young! I'm saying you're young..."

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