Rebirth of the Routine King

Talking, laughing and playing around all the way, Wang Yan and the other two returned to Yangjia Village under the bright moonlight.

Although he didn't have a mobile phone, Wang Yan knew that it was almost ten o'clock.

With a slight push, the door opened unexpectedly.

Did this girl forget or was she really not afraid that she even forgot to bolt the door?

Wang Yan gently bolted the door and walked into the yard quietly.

The lights were still on in the main room. When Wang Yan approached, he realized that Wang Dacai and his mother were back!

"Mom! Didn't you say you wouldn't come back?"

I saw my mother, Li Xinlan, sitting alone on the wooden sofa. The light was still on in the bathroom. Wang Dacai must be taking a bath.

"Youyou's grandma didn't leave, so your sister-in-law asked me to come back." Li Xinlan still spoke concisely.

Wang Yan put the two things on the small table, squatted down and helped his mother beat her legs.

"What did you buy?" Li Xinlan asked curiously, looking at the bags on the table.

"Haha, guess what?"

"You are so weird, how could your mother guess?"

"I bought you a skirt." Wang Yan said with a smile, "After you take a shower, I will try it on. I think you will look good in it."

Li Xinlan was surprised and quickly brought the packaging bag.

A gray-blue cotton and linen dress fell out.

Wang Yan knows that his mother likes blue very much, but if he buys something that is too blue, it will be too conspicuous and inconsistent with her current age, and he is afraid that she will be embarrassed to wear it out, so he picked something like this that looks gray and black all day long.

Color embellished skirt.

"Look, the neckline of the skirt is cheongsam style! It looks very solemn. There are many small flowers on the front of the dress, which is neither fancy nor lively. Especially the waist structure, it is tailor-made for you!

It not only makes you look tall and generous, but also makes you look intellectual and elegant."

Wang Yan copied the shopping guide's words with a little polish.

Seeing how his mother couldn't put it down, Wang Yan knew she would like it even before he bought it.

At this moment, Wang Dacai also came out of the bathroom, "What are you talking about? Xiaohua, elegant...ah! Who bought this dress?"

"I bought it for my mother!" Wang Yan said with his head held high.

Wang Dacai was stunned for a moment, then looked away, "Ahem, I'm also going to buy one for your mother after the Youyou incident is over!"

"Da Cai, do you think it looks good?" Li Xinlan was like a girl at this time, she had new clothes and quickly showed them to her sweetheart.

"You look good! You look good in any dress." Wang Dacai grinned and complimented.

"That is, you don't care who I am, how can you buy my mother some clothes that don't look good?"

Wang Yan felt a little unhappy when he saw that the clothes he bought had become Wang Dacai's props to impress him.

"If nothing else, Wang Yan, you have a really good sense when it comes to buying clothes! Just do whatever you want..."

Wang Dacai rarely agreed with Wang Yan.

Wang Yan was a little depressed. Wang Dacai didn't want to be tough with him, so he couldn't find a reason to fight him at the moment.

"Where's the price tag on the clothes?"

Li Xinlan turned around and couldn't find it, so she asked Wang Yan.

Wang Yan didn't want to lie to his mother, nor did he want to tell her the real price and make her feel distressed, so he smiled and said:

"Anything I buy for you is priceless! Even if I buy you a hairpin, you will definitely treat it as a treasure, right?"

When Li Xinlan saw that her son didn't want to say anything and didn't force him, she feigned anger and said:

"If you don't want to say it, just say it. Why are you using mom as a shield?"

"That's right, this kid is full of evil thoughts!" Wang Dacai immediately changed his mind and echoed his wife.

Unexpectedly, he photographed the wrong horse's hoof this time.

Li Xinlan rolled her eyes at him and said, "I said my son can do it. You

Why do you say that?"

"Don't tell me, don't tell me, haha."

Although he was scolded, Wang Dacai was still smiling, because he hadn't seen his wife explode with so many emotions at once for a long time.

Although Wang Yan is hateful, he is not without his merits!

"Why did you remember to buy a dress for your mother?" Wang Dacai asked with a smile.

Wang Yan didn't want to talk to him and said casually: "Isn't it time to hold a banquet for Youyou? I just want to buy a dress for my mother. By then, my mother will be the most beautiful mother in the whole party!"

Wang Dacai nodded repeatedly: "Boy, what a great job you did! I've always thought about it, but I have too many things to do recently and haven't made time. You just happened to buy it for dad."

day!

This Wang Dacai is so thick-skinned! He obviously bought the clothes himself, but listening to his explanation, it seems that all this was his plan and he just implemented it for him!

Wang Yan tentatively said: "How about you take your mother for a walk? If you like it, you can buy another one and wear it as a replacement."

Wang Dacai nodded slightly: "That's exactly what I thought..."

In a calm tone, the two men began to exchange words again.

"What else should I buy? This one is enough." Li Xinlan saw that the two men were getting along so peacefully, so she smiled and said, "You two have a conversation, I will take a shower first."

...

"Old Wang, don't worry about my four hundred yuan from now on. It's all spent!"

Wang Yan directly pointed out where the money was going, and Wang Dacai was always thinking about it.

"This dress costs four hundred yuan?" Wang Dacai was obviously frightened.

Wang Yan did not answer, but said:

"I also bought other clothes..."

Wang Dacai also noticed another packaging bag on the table. It was square and looked like a pair of shoes.

"Did you buy this for your mother too?"

Wang Yan stretched his back and said casually:

"No, they are shoes bought for another person in our family."

Another person?

Apart from Wang Yan and Li Xinlan, I am the only one left here. Could it be that I bought the shoes for myself?

Well, it's very possible. Although this guy's words are irritating, he still has a good heart. He knows that it's not easy for me to run a family these years...

Wang Dacai rubbed his hands with a smile on his face: "Oh, I'm planning to buy a pair of shoes in a few days!"

Wang Yan seemed not to have heard this, pointing to the shoe box packaging bag and said: "Open it and take a look. I don't know if the size is suitable?"

"It's appropriate. As long as you buy it, Dad thinks it's appropriate..."

Wang Dacai took the packaging bag with a smile. When he saw it was a pink shoe box, he was stunned and thought to himself, is the packaging so unique?

When he opened the shoe box and saw a pair of pink women's canvas shoes, the look on his face suddenly froze.

It's obvious that he thinks too much.

Wang Yan said seriously: "Dad, don't you know the size of Zhouzhou's feet? Can you see if she can wear these shoes?"

"Are these shoes for... Zhouzhou?" Wang Dacai's face turned the color of pig liver.

"Yes!" Wang Yan pretended to be surprised: "My mother will definitely not wear such girly shoes!"

"Ah,,, yes...um...right..." For a moment, Wang Dacai felt that his brain was a little short-circuited and he didn't know what to say.

Wang Yan would not let him go so easily, and asked deliberately: "By the way, Dad, what did you say just now? Are you going to buy a pair of shoes in a few days? Then you have to hurry up! Youyou's banquet is coming soon!"

Wang Dacai finally realized that this was a trap deliberately set by Fang Yan!

Unexpectedly, not only did I get in, but I also had a lot of fun doing it!

this

Boy, if you don’t get spanked for two days, your IQ will skyrocket!

Wang Yan couldn't hold himself any longer, and he covered his mouth and burst into laughter.

Wang Dacai became even more angry when he saw it, and said angrily: "Wang Yan, have you been drinking today?"

"ah!?"

An ominous premonition came to Wang Yan's mind.

"I'm asking you something! Have you drank?" Wang Dacai shouted, scratching his neck.

"Drink a little..."

Wang Yan was about to explain when he saw a big hand falling from the sky...

“Dad, we are all gentlemen, we talk but don’t use our hands!”

Another big palm-leaf fan hand fell from the sky, another big palm-leaf fan hand, and another...

Bang bang bang!

Wang Yan felt like his head was beating like firecrackers, one after another.

"Wang Dacai! What are you doing!"

With wet hair on her head, Li Xinlan glared at Wang Dacai.

"Mom~~~~~" Wang Yan was so aggrieved that he almost cried, "Mom, I bought you a skirt and a pair of shoes for Zhouzhou, but I didn't buy them for my father, so he beat me hard. You

Look, I’m all stunned... Wuwu..."

Li Xinlan didn't know what happened, but she saw Wang Dacai beating Wang Yan with her own eyes. She comforted Wang Yan while glaring at Wang Dacai angrily.

"You can sleep on the sofa outside today!"

Wang Dacai also felt very aggrieved. It was obviously Fang Yan who caused the trouble in the first place.

"No, Lan Lan, please listen to my explanation..."

Wang Yan seemed particularly sensible: "Mom, don't be angry with Dad. It's all my fault. I bought you a skirt and Zhouzhou shoes, but I didn't buy them for Dad, but I want to buy them too.

All the money is spent!"

"Okay, okay, mom knows." Li Xinlan comforted her gently.

Wang Yan stopped his performance and said:

"Mom, you sit down and rest for a while. I will send the shoes to Zhouzhou and give her a surprise when she wakes up in the morning."

After that, Wang Yan took the pair of pink canvas shoes and walked to Zhouzhou's room.

When leaving, he did not forget to give Wang Dacai a proud face.

Half a minute later, Wang Yan walked out of Fang Zhouzhou's room.

"Mom, I drank some wine today and went upstairs to rest."

After listening to Wang Dacai's simple explanation, Li Xinlan said angrily to Wang Yan:

"It's okay if you didn't buy it for your dad. Why are you teasing him? He is your dad, not your friends of the same age."

Wang Yan stuck out his tongue and said, "I know, Mom! By the way, when I came back just now, I felt so sick in my stomach that I vomited it under the persimmon tree in the yard. Please help me clean it up later."

"Clean up your own vomit!"

Wang Dacai unceremoniously pulled Wang Yan, who was in a hurry to go upstairs. Unexpectedly, he slipped like a loach and ran up the stairs with a 'scratch'.

"When will this kid make people worry free!!" Wang Dacai sighed heavily.

Seeing that Li Xinlan was about to get up, he quickly showed his kindness: "Lanlan, sit down and I'll clean..."

When Wang Dacai came to the persimmon tree with a broom and bucket, he found that except for a square packaging bag, there was no vomit at all.

Wang Dacai curiously took the packaging bag and opened it to find a pair of shoe boxes. When he opened the shoe box again, a pair of brand new black men's hollow leather shoes appeared in his eyes.

...

...

After a brief rinse, Wang Yan lay on the bed and thought about life.

He took out the only six yuan he had left and lamented: I am really poor this time!

However, it's all worth it....

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