Rebirth of the Routine King

When Wang Yan was still sleeping, a loud "second brother" woke him up.

Looking at Wang Zhouzhou, whose eyes were full of joy, Wang Yan frowned and closed his eyes, "Wang Zhouzhou, do you know that waking up a sleeping person is an unforgivable sin."

Wang Zhouzhou obviously didn't feel that he had done it. He shook Wang Yan's arm and said happily:

"Did you buy the pair of canvas shoes next to my bed for me? How did you know that I really wanted to have a pair of these shoes?"

When Wang Yan didn't answer, Wang Zhouzhou kept shaking his arm, "Tell me, how did you know?"

Wang Yan thought to himself that if he didn't speak up, he would definitely not be able to sleep this morning.

then....

He opened his eyes wide, pretending to be surprised and asked: "Zhouzhou, what did you just say? What shoes?"

"Those pink canvas shoes?"

"What...shoes?" Wang Yan asked again, his expression changing from surprise to confusion.

He has always been serious about acting.

Wang Zhouzhou had not noticed Wang Yan's abnormality for the time being, but he still said excitedly:

"Canvas shoes! I woke up in the morning and found a pair of canvas shoes. When I thought about it carefully, you must have bought them for me! Because when you left at noon yesterday, you said you wanted to give me a surprise in the evening. At that time, I thought you

I’m talking about explaining the four hundred yuan to dad!”

Wang Yan frowned, as if he was thinking hard, but finally shook his head and said:

"Zhouzhou, I really don't know what you mean by canvas shoes? Could it be that dad bought them for you because he knew you were going to school today, so..."

After listening to Wang Yan's words, Wang Zhouzhou also became wavering from his initial affirmation, and thought to himself: Could it be that his father really bought it?

Wang Yan continued the trick: "You also know that dad, even if he loves you, he won't say it with his mouth. He usually buys what you want with his hands... his hands.

"

Wang Zhouzhou thought for a while, then ran downstairs like the wind.

Wang Yan got up, closed the door, locked the secret lock, and then fell asleep with his head covered.

A few minutes later, there was a knock on the door.

"Second brother, you lied to me again!"

"Second brother, open the door! I'm going to school soon. Are you willing not to see your lovely sister for half a month?"

"Wang Yan, you are a big bad guy..."

Seeing that Wang Zhouzhou couldn't open the door after shouting for a long time, he kicked him and walked downstairs glumly.

When Wang Yan saw that the movement was gone, he lay down in a comfortable position again.

Wang Yan couldn't stand anyone thanking him with tears and snot in his nose. That would be equivalent to labeling him as 'kind', 'honest' and 'caring'. How could that be okay?

How can I bully you in the future?

For him, he doesn't care about other people's evaluation of him at all, because he has his own scale in his own mind, and he also has his own judgment of right and wrong.

The only thing that interests him is the wonderful process.

Just like last night, it was clear that Wang Dacai could be spared the severe beating, so why didn't Wang Yan just point it out and buy him a pair of shoes?

Because, if you confront him, you may see Wang Dacai showing gratitude to you and hear his words of praise.

Wang Yan believed that that kind of gratitude and praise would make him feel embarrassed, and he instinctively wanted to refuse.

On the surface, they are always fighting each other, but secretly they are always working for each other. This is how Wang Yan and Wang Dacai get along with their friends and family.

In short, in one sentence:

Saying the most irritating words and doing the most tender things is Wang Yan's attitude towards life.

It was like this in the last life, and it's not easy to change in this life either.

In these two lives, there were only two people who could change him, two women - his mother Li Xinlan and his beloved Qi Xiuquan.

Only in front of them will Wang Yan take off all pretense and pay for them sincerely.

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When Wang Yan woke up again, it was already ten o'clock in the morning.

After a brief wash, Wang Yan went downstairs to look for food.

There is a row of small characters on the kitchen door: Breakfast is in the pot, remember to eat it.

At first glance, I knew it was written by my mother, Li Xinlan.

Wang Yan broke off half of the steamed bun and ate it leisurely with fried pork and beans.

Finally, I drank a full bowl of porridge and ended my late breakfast at 10:30.

Then he fetched a basin of water, picked up the rag, and started working in the kitchen.

Outside the kitchen and the living room, the wooden sofa, coffee table, small table...all were wiped and cleaned.

Finally, Wang Zhouzhou's room, Wang Dacai's room...

After a while, Wang Yan was exhausted and sweating profusely.

I sat on the sofa and smoked a cigarette, washed my face and went out.

.......

Yang Hua's house is also a small two-story building, only separated from Wang Yan's house by a forest and two other houses.

In just one cigarette, Wang Yan walked to the door of his house.

"Uncle Yang, good morning!"

Wang Yan greeted with a smile.

"Little bastard, what time is it? It's still morning!"

A short, thin, dark-skinned, shirtless middle-aged man smiled and cursed at Wang Yan.

Yang Hua's father's name is Yang Guofu, and he is the fourth among the brothers, so people in the village call him Yang Laosi, and the younger generations call him Uncle Yang or Fourth Uncle.

Yang Guofu is 1.7 meters tall, and the reason why his son Yang Hua can grow to 1.8 meters is entirely due to Yang Hua's mother.

Yang Guofu's wife is also 1.7 meters tall, but has a stocky body. It is said that she weighs 180 pounds!

Therefore, Yang Guofu became one of the few men in the village who could not win a fight with his wife.

"Wang Yan, how many points did you get in this college entrance examination? Can you get into a key university?"

Yang Guofu asked with a smile.

The smile on Wang Yan's face froze, and he thought to himself, "Can you say something auspicious this morning?"

"The scores haven't come down yet! I guess the key points are enough. By the way, Fourth Uncle, where is Yang Hua?" Wang Yan quickly exposed the problem.

"I'm sleeping upstairs! I went drinking with some bastard yesterday, and I still haven't woken up yet..." Yang Guofu huffed and glanced at Wang Yan, indicating something.

Wang Yan's expression became condensed again, and he thought to himself, "Aren't you very lucky today?" First, he brought up the embarrassing college entrance examination scores, and then he got scolded for no reason...

"It must be with Yang Tong! Fourth uncle, just scold him..." Wang Yan walked upstairs with a smile.

........

Nowadays, the structures of buildings in rural areas are all similar. After the stairs, there is a large living room, and the doors are designed around the living room.

Wang Yan didn't think much and pushed directly to a room.

I saw a stocky figure lying on the bed reading a book at this time, and the eye-catching oversized red trousers appeared in Wang Yan's eyes...

Damn it!!

Fang Yan subconsciously remembered that Yang Hua also had a twin sister - Yang Mei!

The moment Wang Yan hurriedly closed the door, a sharp and harsh sound resounded throughout the building!

"ah!!!"

Wang Yan quickly opened another door, preparing to avoid the limelight.

Holy shit!!

I saw two shirtless men hugging each other and sleeping together!

What the hell is going on?

Just when Wang Yan panicked and closed the door again, he suddenly thought of something. When he took a closer look, it turned out to be Yang Hua and Yang Tong, these two idiots!

Wang Yan hurriedly stepped in. The two men were also awakened by the screams just now. Seeing that the person coming was Wang Yan, Yang Hua rubbed his sleepy eyes and asked confusedly:

"Wang Yan, why did you wake up so early? Who was yelling just now?"

Before Wang Yan could explain, he heard a bang, and the poor door was kicked back and forth like a drunkard who had drunk too much.

Yang Mei, wearing oversized pajamas, burst in and looked at Wang Yan with eyes that seemed to be on fire.

Yang Tong, who was still in a daze, lost all sleepiness immediately when he saw Yang Mei entering the door. He hurriedly grabbed a piece of mattress to cover his lower waist and stared at Yang Mei:

"Yangmei! Can you knock on the door before you come in? Aren't you polite at all?"

Yang Mei didn't even look at him, she still glared at Wang Yan angrily:

"Did you hear that? Did you know that you knocked on the door before entering!!"

Wang Yan quickly begged for mercy: "I'm sorry! I have something urgent to do with Yang Hua. I was in a hurry and forgot to knock on the door..."

Although Wang Yan's explanation was sincere, instead of dispelling the anger in Yang Mei's eyes, it actually made her anger even more intense.

"Fang Yan, are you shameless! You made the same excuse twice!"

???

Even as smart as Wang Yan, he was still confused by Yang Mei's words.

Fortunately, Yang Tong explained from the side: "Before the college entrance examination, you came to Yang Hua to play in the morning, but you entered the wrong door for the same reason."

Wang Yan: "Fuck..."

What happened before the college entrance examination must be memories from the previous life. Wang Yan really can't remember clearly.

"Tell me, did you do it on purpose this time?" Yang Mei was so angry that she almost cried.

Although Yang Hua and Yang Mei are twins, their bodies are very different!

Yang Hua followed his father and was as skinny as firewood, while Yang Mei followed her mother and was as strong as an ox.

Wang Yan looked at the hill-like figure in front of him, with his face as big as a basin, and his two strong thighs that would make even a 500-pound domestic pig feel ashamed, and he said sincerely from the bottom of his heart:

"Sister Mei, I really didn't mean it..."

At this time, Yang Guofu also came upstairs, looked at his daughter who was blocking a door alone, and asked:

"What's wrong, Meimei? Who made you angry?"

Yang Mei pointed at Wang Yan and said aggrievedly: "Wang Yan, he ran to my room again..."

Wang Yan quickly explained: "Fourth uncle, I really didn't mean it! You also know that my room is in that location. I thought Yang Hua was sleeping in that room too! So... I entered the wrong door."

Yang Guofu seemed a little speechless: "You bastard comes to Yang Hua to play all day long. How can you not know where you live?"

It was obvious in his words that he didn't believe Wang Yan's words.

He glanced at Yang Mei again and said helplessly:

"Same for you! Why don't you lock the door in the room? A girl's home must have the awareness to avoid danger! With your careless character, you won't make me and your mother worry to death when you go out to work in the future!

"

Wang Yan was stunned: With such a physique, do you still need to worry?!

After training Wang Yan and Yang Mei, Yang Guofu's anger turned to Yang Hua and Yang Tong on the bed.

"You two haven't gotten up yet? It's time for lunch! How many times have I told you? When two boys sleep on the same bed, they must sleep on both ends!"

After giving everyone a lecture, Yang Guofu went downstairs like a victorious rooster with his proud head held high.

Not sure if he heard it wrong, Wang Yan vaguely heard Yang Guofu muttering as he came downstairs:

"You shouted so loudly, I thought the bed board collapsed again..."

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