Rebirth of the Routine King
Chapter 028 Wang Yan VS one, two, three...
Seeing that her father did not support her, Yang Mei went back to her room angrily.
"Wang Yan, why are you looking for us? Let's make a deal first! Don't ask for our money anymore! Yesterday's money will be treated as if we treat you to dinner..."
After careful deliberation in the middle of the night, the two finally figured out Wang Yan's routine yesterday.
The purpose of inviting them to dinner is to gain their trust and favor, and helping to pay for the clothes is Wang Yan's ultimate trick!
Wang Yan didn't feel anything, and said grandly:
"Even if you don't want yesterday's money, I will return it to you. At the latest, when the college entrance examination scores are down, we can calculate the general ledger..."
"What general ledger?" Yang Hua obviously forgot what he had said.
Yang Tong finally remembered, looked at Wang Yan and said suspiciously:
"Wang Yan, did you really get such a low score?"
Wang Yan said ambiguously:
"Who knows! It's not my mother who counts the scores!"
........
The three of them agreed to hang out in the Internet cafe after lunch. Unexpectedly, something went wrong when they were about to eat.
Originally, Wang Yan had just finished eating and did not go downstairs. He was lying on Yang Hua's bed and flipping through books.
Unexpectedly, Yang Guofu ran upstairs and dragged Wang Yan down without saying a word.
The reason is: It’s already dinner time, so I have to sit down and eat something no matter what! Just add a pair of chopsticks...
As a last resort, Wang Yan had to sit around the table.
Looking at the food on the table, Wang Yan secretly wondered: Is the living standard of this family so high? Is an ordinary lunch so rich?
Unexpectedly, as soon as Wang Yan sat down, two more people came to the door.
Wang Yan also knew these two people. One of them was Yang Hua's brother-in-law Yang Guoqiang, and the other was Yang Hua's godfather and Yang Tong's biological father Yang Jianhua.
What surprised Wang Yan was that when these two people arrived, they both had a bottle of liquor in their hands!
what's the situation?
Who in the village doesn't know that the fourth uncle Yang Guofu can't drink, and he can sleep for one night with just one tael...
"Fifth uncle, uncle..." Wang Yan greeted enthusiastically.
"Wang Yan, when your scores come down in a few days, you will be famous! The first place in our village's key university must be yours!"
Yang Jianhua is not tall, about 1.65 meters, but he can still touch Wang Yan on the shoulder.
Wang Yan was so heartbroken by his patting that he didn't know what to say for a moment, so he could only smile politely.
Yang Guoqiang didn't say much. He looked at Wang Yan and said with a smile, "Let's have some drinks later."
Wang Yan smiled awkwardly and nodded.
"Come on, come on, sit down and talk..." Yang Guofu greeted everyone to sit down.
Yang Hua’s mother also came over with a plate of dishes at this time and said with a smile:
"In-laws, there aren't many dishes today, don't blame your siblings for being stingy!"
Yang Jianhua waved his hand: "We are all one family. Stop talking to strangers and come sit down and eat."
"Meimei and I won't sit down. There's some left in the kitchen. You can eat!"
After saying that, he pulled Yangmei, who was almost drooling, into the kitchen.
When Yang Jianhua saw this, he stopped trying to persuade her. Although in rural areas, the custom of women not serving at the table had long faded, Yang Mei's mother insisted on not sitting down, so he stopped trying to persuade her.
Yang Guofu brought a few wine cups and placed one each in front of Wang Yan, Yang Guoqiang, Yang Jianhua and himself.
"Both Yang Hua and Yang Tong drank too much yesterday, so they were not allowed to drink..." Yang Guofu explained with a smile.
Looking at this posture, Wang Yan could roughly guess the situation.
I came here to fight against the injustice of the little one. I sucked those two idiots so hard yesterday that Yang Guofu and Yang Jianhua must have felt unhappy.
Small disadvantage
, the old revenge...
No wonder Fourth Uncle Yang pulled him to sit down.
But, with just these two kilograms of wine, are you sure you can regain your position?
Wang Yan remained silent, waiting for the next change.
After hearing what his father said, Yang Hua looked at Wang Yan and couldn't say what he wanted to say. He and Yang Tong silently picked up the vegetables.
"Come on, let's drink three first." Yang Guofu suggested as he picked up the wine cup.
In the countryside, there are many rules at the wine table. For example, you are not allowed to pick up food before everyone is here. You must drink wine before picking up food, etc...
Yang Hua and Yang Tong themselves don't drink, and since they are at home, they don't have so many rules. They just focus on filling their stomachs.
When Wang Yan saw others picking up their drinks, he followed the flow...
Such a small wine cup can hold up to half a liang of wine. Although three cups in a row, the total amount is only a little over one liang.
"Okay, I won't drink with you anymore. Lao Wu and my in-laws, you just have a good drink with Wang Yan. This guy can drink!"
After three cups of wine, Yang Guofu's face turned red immediately. It seemed that the rumor that 'one tael can last the night' was not false.
However, Wang Yan has no intention of letting him go. Since you are in the first grade of junior high school, don't blame me for being in the fifteenth grade.
Before Yang Jianhua could speak, Wang Yan said first:
"Fourth uncle, I didn't drink less yesterday. The two of them just drank too fast, so they vomited and screamed. In fact, they didn't drink as much as I did!"
Yang Hua and Yang Tong could not refute Wang Yan's statement. They did not drink as much as Wang Yan, but it was true that they fell more miserable than him after drinking.
Wang Yan picked up the wine cup, looked at Yang Jianhua and said: "Uncle, let me respect you!"
"You can't do it with just one, but you'll still need six drinks no matter what." Yang Guofu laughed and cheered from the side.
"Okay! Then there will be six!" Wang Yan said with a grand smile.
"I like this guy's temper, okay! Just drink six!" Yang Jianhua picked up the wine cup with a smile.
After six cups of wine, Wang Yan did not stop, looked at Yang Guoqiang and said with a smile:
"Uncle Fifth, why don't we have six more?"
Although Yang Guoqiang didn't talk much, he was still somewhat compassionate and said, "Take two bites of food first."
"I can still drink a little on an empty stomach, but I can't drink after eating." Wang Yan was lucky to have eaten some food at home, otherwise he wouldn't have been able to boast so well.
"Oh Well!"
So the two drank six more cups.
Wang Yan still didn't stop, poured the wine, looked at Yang Guofu and said with a smile:
"Fourth uncle, we are the only ones left. Come on, one of us will go?"
Yang Guofu looked embarrassed, "I really can't drink anymore..."
You can’t drink anymore, but you are still so energetic!
Wang Yan continued: "Well, if I drink two and you drink one, I will be grateful for the meal, and you will be thanking the landlord..."
"Fourth, this kid Wang Yan is so thoughtful, you have to drink these drinks no matter what." Yang Jianhua fanned the fire aside.
As a last resort, Yang Guofu had to hold his nose and drink six cups of wine with Wang Yan.
As soon as he finished drinking, he quickly stood up and walked out: "I'll go to the kitchen to have a look and make you some soup..."
Wang Yan knew that the chance of him coming back was extremely small, but he didn't worry about it. He was a man! He could drink as much as he wanted. If something went wrong with his drinking, the gain would outweigh the loss.
Besides, since he is so old, it is better to leave some energy for him to do other things...
Wang Yan sat down and took only two bites of food. Yang Jianhua picked up the wine cup again.
"Wang Yan, we have to have a good drink today. When you go to a key university and find a good job and become prosperous, I will have no chance to drink with you again, haha..."
Wang Yan was not pretentious: "Uncle, no matter whether I am good or bad in the future, as long as I return to our Yangjia Village, I will definitely find Mr. Yang."
When the time comes to drink, you must be proud of yourself..."
Wang Yan said this very sincerely. Wang Dacai had told him before that the village chief at the time was worried about his grandparents being able to settle in Yangjia Village.
The village chief at that time was Yang Jianhua's grandfather and Yang Tong's great-grandfather.
.......
As each cup of wine was consumed, the atmosphere at the wine table became more and more intense, and soon the two bottles of wine were all gone.
Yang Guofu hurriedly brought two more bottles from the house. However, Yang Jianhua said that he was not used to drinking this wine, so he asked Yang Tong to go home and get it.
A few minutes later, Yang Tong came over with two bottles of Jian Nanchun.
Yang Jianhua said with a look of reluctance: "I have kept these two bottles of wine for several years. Today, Wang Yan, a boy who talks so nicely, I really can't bear to take them out! Come on, in-laws, you can try it too...
..”
Just like that, Yang Guofu, whose face was red, sat at the wine table again.
Yang Jianhua pointed at Wang Yan and said bluntly:
"This boy has a future. He speaks neither humble nor arrogantly to others, and he also picks out the ones you like to hear. The key is that he can drink. You said, we all grew up together. How come his Lao Wang's children are so outstanding?"
?”
"What does it have to do with Lao Wang! It's all Li Xinlan's genes..." Yang Guofu said with an angry look.
"You're talking about face, I'm talking about character..."
Seeing these middle-aged people getting further and further away from each other, Wang Yan quickly picked up the wine cup and said:
"Uncle, fourth uncle and fifth uncle, let's drink six more together."
.......
Finally, when the alcohol got to their head, Yang Guoqiang and Yang Jianhua kept holding Wang Yan and refused to let go. No one could persuade him, so they drank two kilograms of Jian Nanchun, and finally took a kilogram of old wine from Yang Guofu.
In order to share the burden for his father, Yang Tong held his nose and drank a few cups, and Yang Hua also drank a few cups for his brother-in-law Yang Guoqiang...
When Yang Guofu saw that several people were tied together and Wang Yan was not knocked down, he was shocked: Is this kid's stomach made of a wine pot? It is specially used to hold wine?
After the five kilograms of wine were all gone, Yangmei's mother refused to let her drink any more.
There was no other way, so everyone had to agree.
When it comes to fighting, no one here is her mother's opponent. She throws her 180-year-old body on top of you and asks you if you accept it?
In this way, Yang Tong helped his father go home, and Yang Hua also helped his brother-in-law Yang Guoqiang back.
Yang Guofu looked at this scene and twitched the corner of his mouth. This scene is exactly the same as last night!
Last night, after dinner, he was sitting at the door to enjoy the cool air, and then he saw Yang Hua and Yang stumbling home, supporting each other.
He originally wanted to vent his anger on his son's behalf, but he never wanted to recreate the embarrassing scene last night...
.......
Wang Yan was also dizzy from drinking. He drank less than two kilograms, at least one kilogram and eight liang.
After saying hello, he staggered out of the door.
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Not far after leaving the door, Wang Yan couldn't suppress the churning in his chest and vomited while hugging a locust tree with a crooked neck.
After vomiting, I felt a sense of relief. I took out a cigarette and puffed on it leisurely.
Soon, Yang Hua and Yang Tong came back. When they saw Wang Yan smoking, they shouted:
"Let's go online!"
Wang Yan threw away the cigarette, caught up with the two of them, put his arm around one person's neck, and said with a smile:
"You two, please do a good job. One of you will carry your brother on your back. I really drank too much."
Yang Hua knocked off Wang Yan's arm and said unhappily:
"You are my father! Let me carry you."
Unexpectedly, Wang Yan jumped on Yang Hua's back, hugged his neck and said:
"Son, you are tired, carry daddy for a ride..."
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