Rebirth of the Routine King

After finishing the intravenous drip, there was still plenty of time. Wang Yan could have reported to class first, but he didn't think it was interesting, so he went to the cafeteria to eat some braised noodles, and then went directly back to the dormitory to sleep.

He came to the College of Economics and Trade with only one purpose, which was to have the identity of a student who could come into contact with Qi Xiuquan.

As for learning how to get rich, Wang Yan is not bragging. Even if the principal teaches him personally, he still dares to say: You are not worthy!

I am blessed with the bug ability of a reborn person, and I can predict the political, economic, entertainment, and international trends in the next ten years...

Who can teach me how to make money?

Who is qualified to teach me how to make money?

...

When Wang Yan was sleeping soundly, he was awakened by a group of chattering voices.

Seeing that Wang Yan was awake, Pan Yafei from the lower bunk smiled at him and said, "Wang Yan, is your fever better?"

Looking at the sun shining on the window, Wang Yan knew that it was almost seven o'clock, so he thought that these people had finished their homework for the day.

Wang Yan nodded and said casually: "What are you talking about? Are you so excited? Are there a few evil girls in the class?"

Pan Yafei chuckled: "I Yan, you didn't go today. You don't know. There are several girls in the class wearing short skirts! Holy shit! They're so short!"

Wang Yan suddenly became interested, turned over, and asked curiously: "What do you look like? Are your breasts big?"

Pan Yafei was startled, obviously not expecting Wang Yan to speak so directly.

Wang Weihang, the head of the dormitory, glanced at Wang Yan and said: "Wang Yan, we are all girls in the same class, don't be so rude!"

Wang Yan didn't take the dormitory leader's majesty into consideration at all, he bared his teeth and said with a smile:

"You, Lao Wang, pretend to be the most alike! Maybe when you see the breasts of your sisters, you may be thinking about something!"

As soon as Wang Yan said these words, Liang Dou and Pan Yafei both laughed, "That's right! There was a pretty girl sitting in front of the boss, and he never took his eyes off that girl's back for the whole day!"

"Damn it! Liang Dou, are you just staring at me?"

Pan Yafei also added: "Boss, tell the truth. Do you want to be the squad leader just to pick up quality girls?"

Being criticized by several people, Wang Weihang was not angry and said carelessly:

"If I become the monitor, won't you guys also enjoy the blessings? If you want to get closer to a female classmate, it's not a matter of me to change seats."

"The boss is indeed the boss. He has a far-sighted vision. I admire him!"

...

Wang Yan discovered a problem. The four of them kept talking and laughing while Lin Xiyan and Wen Xiaoshan basically didn't interrupt.

Wang Weihang obviously also discovered this problem. Seeing him turn his eyes to Lin Xiyan, he smiled and said:

"Handsome guy, I saw several school girls look at you with sparkling eyes today. You are very lucky!"

Lin Xiyan seemed not to have heard Wang Weihang's words. He frowned and asked in a deep voice, "Who is sitting on my bed?"

What the hell?

Wang Weihang was a little confused and couldn't react from two completely different topics for a while.

Also, you look so serious, who is sitting on your bed or who is sleeping with you?

When no one answered, Lin Xiyan added: "There are obvious creases on my bed, and my Decorte facial cleanser has also been moved. It was not in this position when I left."

Not only Wang Weihang, but also Wang Yan were stunned.

There are gods in this dormitory!

You said that your mysophobia has reached this level, why don't you find someone to move out and live alone? What if someone farts and smokes the whole room. If you are smoked to death, will the farter be sentenced to prison?

At this time, a Mandarin voice mixed with Sichuan and Sichuan accents sounded:

"I was sitting there. I came back today and went to the toilet. My legs were numb, so I sat on the lower bunk for a while. That bottle... I was curious, so I just took it.

Come and take a look, maybe it was out of order when you put it back..."

From Wang Yan's point of view, this is an ordinary thing. In their last life, the relationship in their dormitory was very harmonious!

Not to mention sitting out of bed. In winter, if you are afraid of the cold, it is normal for two people to sleep together!

Also, let alone those facial cleansers with English letters, apart from underwear, they are basically universal for everyone...

However, everyone is still in the stage of getting to know each other, and they are a bit reserved when talking, let alone sharing the same item.

But even if we are strangers, we are destined to sleep in the same dormitory. If I sit on your bed and look at your facial cleanser with English letters, it is not a big deal, right?

Unexpectedly, as soon as Wen Xiaoshan finished speaking, Lin Xiyan's face suddenly became extremely ugly, and he said bitterly:

"What did you say? You just finished using the toilet and sat on my bed? Did you wash your hands when you took the facial cleanser?"

In fact, everyone can see that among the six people in the dormitory, Lin Xiyan's family situation is the best. Let's not mention his clothes of well-known brands, just talk about the bottles and cans that ordinary people can use at will.

?

Anyway, Wang Yan has really used some skin care products in his life. In his last life, Qi Xiuquan got excited and smeared the remaining facial mask she applied on Wang Yan's face.

When Wen Xiaoshan heard this, his expression changed. They were both adults and they knew what each other wanted to express.

No matter how stupid he was, he still heard the contempt in Lin Xi's tone.

He was a proud man, so he immediately jumped off the upper bunk, looked at Lin Xiyan and said coldly: "I have washed my hands, but I haven't washed my butt! Just tell me, what do you want?"

Wen Xiaoshan's arrogant words suddenly raised the atmosphere of the confrontation between the two sides, and the sarcastic remarks just now escalated to a tense level. If Lin Xiyan's words were more harsh, the two people would definitely fight.

Wang Yan smiled to himself, Damn! This young man is so interesting! How could he get to this point just because he sat on your bed?

However, it’s all a joke, if the two of them really get into a fight, they really have to help break it up!

Tsk tsk!

I want to pull Lin Xiyan, with such tender skin, and take the opportunity to wipe the oil...

As the head of the dormitory, Wang Weihang saw that the posture of the two people was not right, and quickly stepped forward to persuade them:

"Xiaoshan, pay attention to your attitude! You said you did the same. Why did you take his bottle if Xiyan wasn't here? Xiyan, pay attention to your mood. Xiaoshan sitting on your bed was unintentional. We can all sleep in the same dormitory.

, what a fate that is! There is no need to hurt our feelings because of this unreasonable thing! "

It has to be said that as the eldest housemaster, Wang Weihang is quite qualified. Even when mediating, he speaks in a pragmatic manner and does not show any bias because Lin Xiyan is a 'noble'.

What everyone didn't expect was that Wen Xiaoshan's fierce reaction did not make Lin Xiyan speak more forcefully, but made him a little overwhelmed. His expression seemed to be due to his own impulsiveness and a little bit of guilt.

His fair face was a little red with excitement, his eyes were quite evasive, and his words were a little incoherent:

"No...no, I didn't mean to look down on him...I'm just not used to other people...touching my things..."

Seeing that Lin Xiyan had given in, Wang Weihang quickly acted as a peacemaker:

"Okay, okay, it's only been a day. We are not very familiar with each other's temperaments, and there are some special taboos. Just tell them and let them go! Xiaoshan, please be more careful when sleeping in the future, and try your best to

Don't touch Xiyan's personal belongings. As for you, Xiyan, you should be a little more generous. There will inevitably be some contact between the upper and lower bunks."

After saying that, Wang Weihang looked around again and said sonorously:

"As the head of the dormitory, I would like to say a few more words to you. The fact that we can gather in this small dormitory from all over the world is also a fate cultivated in the previous life! When we enter the society in the future, I will recall the past few years.

The memory will definitely be filled with emotion! I also hope that in the days to come, in the process of getting along with each other,

Be more understanding and tolerant, be less resentful and complain... Okay! Everyone applauds!"

'Bah, bang, bang!'

Wang Yan clapped his hands vigorously and laughed secretly: This old Wang was born to be an official! Look at the little words, one after another.

Those who did not applaud were Lin Xiyan and Wen Xiaoshan.

As soon as the applause ended, Wen Xiaoshan said: "I can't stay in the same dormitory with such people. I want to change dormitories."

With that said, I put on my shoes and went out to find the dormitory teacher.

have to!

The impassioned words just now were all in vain.

Wang Weihang felt a little embarrassed on his face. He had just finished his words to stabilize the military morale, and you went against me!

It's like being on the podium where everyone is watching, and your speech received thunderous applause. But as soon as the applause stopped, you heard a voice that resounded through the sky: I don't agree!

Aren’t you afraid of what will happen?

His expression was not very good, and he stared at Wen Xiaoshan and said: "Xiaoshan, can't we just make do with each other for a while? Do we have to move out? Besides, the dormitories are full now, so you can find the dormitory teacher for a while.

You can’t get out either!”

Wen Xiaoshan was very determined and decided to go out.

When Wang Yan saw that Lao Wang could no longer control the situation, he quickly stretched out his hand to stop Wen Xiaoshan.

"Brother, listen to what I have to say..."

Unexpectedly, the stubborn Wen Xiaoshan unexpectedly sold Wang Yan a favor, and he really stopped in his tracks.

Wang Yan slowly climbed down from the upper bunk and stood in front of Wen Xiaoshan.

Wen Xiaoshan is about 1.7 meters tall, and Wang Yan is still half a head taller than him with his legs bent and his head drooped.

Wang Yan slowly took out Baiyu cigarettes from his pocket, popped one out, and handed it to him.

Wen Xiaoshan hesitated and said, "I don't smoke."

Wang Yan smiled and did not give in.

He walked back a few steps and started to smoke one by one.

Liang Dou took one, and Pan Yafei took one after hesitating. Wang Weihang didn't take one. What Wang Yan didn't expect was that Lin Xiyan also took one.

However, before he lit it, he actually took out a piece of paper and wiped it against the cigarette holder again and again.

Wang Yan's mouth twitched. You said you are so mysophobic, so just stop smoking! I can smoke one more...

Wang Yan walked back to Wen Xiaoshan, repeated the action just now, handed him another cigarette, and said with a smile: "Although the cigarette is not very good, I usually don't let people try our Zhongzhou specialty cigarettes...

"

Wen Xiaoshan hesitated again and finally accepted it.

Why the hell are you pretending to me, I have long seen that the nails on your left index finger and middle finger are burnt yellow, and the other eight nails are normal white. What does this mean?

Also, your nails do not extend beyond the fingertips, and the skin at the front of the fingertips is very rough and thick. What does this mean?

It means that you are not only smoking, but also obsessed with playing games.

Wang Yan also lit one himself, blew out a puff of smoke, opened the door and said:

"Let's go!"

???

Wang Yan's action of pushing the door made everyone stunned, their heads full of disbelief.

Why did you stop him and ask him to smoke so politely? Isn't it just to prevent him from moving out?

Now that he is smoking, shouldn't he take the opportunity to say a few words of comfort and let him stay?

How could you open the door and let him go?

Wen Xiaoshan is also honest, he just steps out and walks out.

Wang Weihang originally thought that Wang Yan had called Wen Xiaoshan to stop him and had some clever plan to make him stay, but he didn't expect that it would be useless!

Suddenly he said anxiously: "Wang Yan, what do you mean? How can you let the hill go?"

Wang Yan also pretended to be surprised: "When did I let him go? I opened the door just to let him go out to smoke. This room is so small, and there are so many people smoking at once, don't you feel fucking choked?"

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