Rebirth of the Routine King

After five minutes, which was about the time it took to smoke a cigarette, the door of dormitory 406 was pushed open again.

Wang Yan and Wen Xiaoshan walked in one after another.

Wang Yan made an OK gesture to Wang Weihang, the head of the dormitory.

While Wang Weihang was relieved, he felt a little uncomfortable in his heart. How can I describe this feeling? Things that he had not done were done by Wang Yan. He, as the head of the house, felt that his virtue was not worthy of his role.

Wen Xiaoshan's bed was at the end. When he walked in, he didn't forget to greet the other roommates with a smile.

This abnormal action shocked Wang Weihang again. He knew that Wen Xiaoshan had a cold temper. Yesterday, when he introduced himself, he was always indifferent, like a cold and hard stone.

What did Wang Yan say to him outside? It took him a few minutes to get over his aloof temper?

Then can I, as the dormitory leader, still convince the public?

But what surprised Wang Weihang was behind him!

But when Wen Xiaoshan climbed to his upper bunk, he started packing the bedding without saying a word, as if he was about to move.

Damn it!

Wang Weihang hurriedly shouted to Wang Yan: "Wang Yan, how did you communicate with Xiao Shan? Why does he still want to move out?"

Wang Yan pretended to be surprised again: "Who said he was going to move out?"

Wang Weihang stared: "You are blind! Didn't you see that he was packing his things?"

Wang Yan laughed: "Not only is he taking care of it, I'm taking care of it too!"

Having said that, he also started to put the quilt on the upper bunk.

Wang Weihang and others were even more confused. What was going on? Wang Yan not only failed to persuade Wen Xiaoshan to move out, but also wanted to move out with him?

Pan Yafei said helplessly: "Wang Yan, you can really sit on my bed as you like, and you can also touch my... breasts as you like."

Wang Yan laughed, he didn't expect that Pan Yafei was a bit interesting!

He stopped playing riddles with these people and said:

"I just discussed with Xiaoshan and decided to change the beds. This way, his sloppy personality will not cause trouble to Xiyan again. As for me! I happen to be born with a love of cleanliness. I never use my hands when going to the toilet and wear my underwear every day.

I have to change three sets, and the bath towels are all made of wire balls... Even if I accidentally sit on Xiyan's bed, he will feel much better when he thinks of my clean body..."

The first person who couldn't stand it was Wen Xiaoshan. Seeing him frowning, he said, "That's not what you said outside just now..."

Seeing that the dilemma was solved, Wang Weihang didn't bother to ask what Wang Yan had said to Wen Xiaoshan, and hurriedly said: "That's fine. Xiaoshan, you sleep outside and can turn off the lights."

Pan Yafei looked at the excited Wang Yan and said aggrievedly: "Wang Yan, are you really willing to leave me?"

Wang Yan smiled and said: "Don't be jealous. I will come over to accompany you after I have coaxed Xiyan. Then you two will discuss how to sleep with you."

Time, even if it comes together, I don’t care..."

Pan Yafei was disgusted by what he heard and said, "You'd better move out of this fucking dormitory!"

Wang Weihang felt a little uncomfortable when he saw that Wang Yan was having a heated fight with the dormitory staff. He, the boss, had not even reached this level of relationship!

Seeing that the mattresses in Wang Yan's shop were still the most old-fashioned style in the countryside, colorful and even had a faded "囍" character in the middle, Wang Weihang couldn't help but joked:

"Wang Yan, is this mattress of yours from that era? It couldn't have been made by your parents when they got married, right? You love cleanliness so much, why don't you buy a new one?"

After hearing Wang Weihang's teasing, Wang Yan's heart suddenly sank!

This was the first time since his rebirth that he felt angry.

If you don't like me when I brag, you can attack me, you can ridicule me, and you can even insult me ​​in a playful way.

But you can't extend your anger to my family...

The word "can't" is enough to explain the meaning, but Wang Yan thinks that the word "Wanwan" should be added in front.

Wang Yan suppressed his inner impulse and kept making excuses for Wang Weihang. He must have done it unintentionally. He had just solved the Wen Xiaoshan moving incident that even he was helpless to do. Now he saw that his popularity was stronger than that of his boss, and he felt that

There was just a hint of complaint.

It is reasonable to say a few jokes out loud if you are unwilling to do so.

Well, those who don’t know are just...

Wang Yan raised his head and smiled:

"Lao Wang, you don't know this, right? My mother bought me several new quilts, but I threw them back. The flower quilt I'm covering now has been with me for many years, and I have feelings for it now!

You may not know me, but I am the most emotional person..."

Wang Weihang just felt clearly that Wang Yan was exuding an intimidating and fierce aura, as if he wanted to choose someone to devour!

But in the blink of an eye, I heard Wang Yan talking with a smile.

Could it be that I feel wrong?

Wang Weihang did not dare to tease Wang Yan anymore. He smiled and echoed: "That's great, I like people who value emotions."

Wang Yan stood on the upper bunk and looked even more superior when talking to Wang Weihang. He smiled lightly and said:

"Come on, Lao Wang."

Wang Weihang didn't know why, so he walked up to him and asked, "What's wrong?"

Wang Yan put the flower quilt on his arm and said, "Help spread it over there, thank you!"

This was obviously a tone of discussion, but Wang Weihang could hear the undoubted smell. For a moment, the strange aura exuding from Wang Yan made him feel a little dazed. He subconsciously did not refuse and said with a smile:

"Two steps away, say thank you..."

It took him a few steps to realize that I am the fucking head of the dormitory! Why does Wang Yan instruct me to do things?

Although Wang Weihang thought this in his heart, he still walked over honestly.

Wang Yan sneered in his heart

, Humph! You dare to play tricks on me? You stinky brother!

With the dormitory's initial help, the remaining people also helped Wang Yan and Wen Xiaoshan change beds, except of course Lin Xiyan.

However, it could be seen that Lin Xiyan also wanted to do something, and his mouth kept moving slightly, as if he wanted to say something else, but in the end, he did nothing and said nothing.

Soon, the two of them switched. Wang Yan walked past Lin Xiyan and said with a smile:

"Master, if you feel any discomfort, you must tell me immediately. Xiaoshan and I are different. He just likes to sit on your clean bed, while I like to sit on you on a clean bed..."

Seeing that everyone was as disgusted as if they had eaten flies, Wang Yan laughed and said: "Hahaha, a little joke, as a greeting gift, I hope you can accept it!"

Lin Xiyan was stunned by this so-called joke. He might have been infected by Wang Yan. When he saw him, he said, "You are telling a joke."

Pan Yafei, who had been tortured by Wang Yan just now, grinned angrily: "Wang Yan, can you stop making such jokes all the time? I have goosebumps all over my body."

Wang Yan smiled and replied: "You should be lucky to have goosebumps all over your body..."

Suddenly a sound of 'ding bell' pierced through the laughter.

Wang Yan knew the origin of this sound, which was Nokia’s classic ringtone.

Whose phone is ringing?

When this idea arises in everyone's mind, the answer immediately comes out.

really,

Lin Xiyan took out his mobile phone from his pocket and shouted "hello" softly.

Wang Yan's eyes lit up. The Nokia 7650 seems to be a recently released model, right? It's worth more than 6,000 yuan. It is the undisputed king model in today's communications world!

Everyone remained silent in tacit agreement and turned their attention to Lin Xiyan.

That's a mobile phone! A strange, distant and luxurious term.

I don't know what was said on the other end of the phone, but I saw him slowly looking at everyone present, his expression seemed a little tangled, and he seemed to be making an difficult decision.

However, the other end of the phone seemed to be putting pressure on him. After a while, he nodded and said:

"Then let me talk to them. In the end, it depends on what they want..."

What's going on? From what I hear, the content of the phone call seems to be related to a few people in the dormitory.

After hanging up the phone, Lin Xiyan swung his eyes between Wang Yan and Wang Weihang.

Wang Yan is so experienced and seasoned! One look at it and you can tell that this is obviously something to discuss!

I can't participate in this! It saves me a little trouble.

Immediately, he quickly moved his eyes elsewhere, pretending to be thinking about something.

Lin Xiyan could only focus on Wang Weihang, the dormitory leader, and heard him say: "Department leader, I...my parents said that I want to treat you to a meal...Do you think you can go?"

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