Rebirth of the Routine King

When I returned to dormitory 406, all the lovely roommates had finished class. They were either taking a shower or doing laundry. Only Dou Liang was pouting and reading a magazine.

Wang Yan spanked him unceremoniously and said jokingly:

"When I get rich in a few days, I will take you to the video studio and let you see women without mosaics."

Dou Liang wailed and glared at Wang Yan: "Can you hit me with your fucking aim? You hit me in the middle of my ass!"

Wang Yan apologized hurriedly: "I'm sorry, my fever has affected my vision for the past two days. Please allow me to take the shot again..."

Dou Liang quickly moved his body inside and said helplessly:

"Wang Yan, can you act like a student, be restrained, steady, and polite? Do I know you well? Just spank me as you please!"

Wang Yan looked stunned and said with an exaggerated expression: "Oh! It turns out that students are like that... I'm sorry, I promise there will be no next time."

Wang Weihang just came out of the shower and asked as soon as he saw Wang Yan:

"Wang Yan, have you recovered from your fever? Can you report in tomorrow? The counselor has asked me several times..."

Wang Yan shook his head: "No, the doctor said I need to fight for a few days to consolidate it."

"You got the injection in the morning, so you can always report in the afternoon, right? Your injection was finished around ten o'clock, right? Why did you go this afternoon?"

Wang Yan picked up the packaging bag on the handle and said, "I'm going shopping."

Only then did Wang Weihang notice the packaging bag in Wang Yan's hand and said in surprise:

"Wang Yan, you are very generous to yourself! It's still Li Ning's. This set costs a thousand yuan, right?"

Wang Yan said nonchalantly: "It's all small money..."

Wang Weihang seemed to be displeased with Wang Yan's tugging and snorted:

"If you were really rich, you'd better buy a new bedding! This one looks like it's getting moldy."

Wang Yan ignored him and went straight to his bed and put his things on it.

Suddenly I found a lunch box on the bed and asked calmly: "Whose lunch box is it? Why are you putting it on my bed?"

Wang Weihang said loudly: "Wen Xiaoshan, don't bring food to Wang Yan anymore, did you see? Even if you bring it, you won't leave it alone..."

Wang Yan still ignored him, picked up the lunch box and walked to Wen Xiaoshan: "Did you bring me lunch?"

Wen Xiaoshan said "hmm": "I didn't see you in the cafeteria. I thought you were sleeping in the dormitory again, so I brought you a copy back..."

Wang Yan opened the lunch box expressionlessly, and the next moment, his brows instantly wrinkled:

"I've already brought the food for you, can't you buy more chicken legs?...Forget it, considering that it's your first time to bring the food for me, I forgive you. I'll put the food on the bed first for the party.

A late night snack.”

Wen Xiaoshan

San said nothing.

Pan Yafei couldn't stand it any longer, "Wang Yan, how come Xiaoshan is kind enough to bring you food, so why the hell did you pick it up?"

Wang Yan smiled and replied: "If you bring it, I won't even eat the chicken legs!"

"Fuck! Just wait! It's a miracle that you can eat the food I bring you in this life!" Pan Yafei said angrily.

Seeing that Wang Yan was at odds with Pan Yafei again, Wang Weihang shook his head and said:

"Wang Yan, can you please restrain your mouth? It's too poisonous. Everyone in the room has been offended by you..."

Wang Yan said indifferently: "As long as Xiaoshan thinks that I have not offended him..."

At this time, Tingwen Xiaoshan said quietly: "I feel like I'm about to think..."

Wang Yan: "..."

Wang Weihang held back his laughter and said:

"As the dormitory leader, if there is disharmony or mutual complaints among the team, it would be my dereliction of duty. But Wang Yan, you should also listen to my advice and don't be too casual when greeting your roommates..."

"Just like just now, please be gentler when you pat Dou Liang's ass! I heard his wailing in the bathroom, and when I came out, I saw that you had patted his crotch..."

"Also, Xiao Shan kindly brought you food. If you're not grateful, forget it. How can you blame him for not giving you chicken legs? If I remember correctly, you haven't paid for the food yesterday, right?"

"Plus Pan Yafei, he also kindly reminds you that no one will be angry depending on what you say!"

Wang Weihang is like a talkative woman, nagging a lot of Wang Yan's shortcomings.

As for Wang Yan, his calm expression made it seem like he was not talking about him.

No one can guess his true inner thoughts.

When Wang Weihang stopped talking, Wang Yan walked slowly to Lin Xiyan and said pitifully:

"Xi Yan, they don't like me anymore. You can't abandon me anymore. I want to be your best friend for life!"

Lin Xiyan watched Wang Yan's movements warily, forced a smile and said:

"As long as you stay away from me, we will be good friends."

have to!

Comrade Wang Yan, who was alone at home, stepped on the armrest, jumped to the upper bunk, opened the packaging bag, and hummed:

"I searched and searched for friends. I found a group of bad friends. I saluted and shook hands. They all wanted to drive me away..."

Wang Weihang was annoyed after hearing this and said: "Wang Yan, how can you be so good at making up lyrics? Last night, you just made up a word to curse me, and now it includes all of us..."

Wang Yan ignored him and sang his own song: "Looking for friends, looking for friends, there is no good friend, salute, shake hands, they say why don't you leave..."

Wang Weihang was completely speechless.

After a while, when Wang Yan calmed down, he cleared his throat and said loudly:

"Let me tell you something. Originally, I thought about organizing a dinner party after the military training is over so that everyone can connect with each other, but... I think the situation is not good recently, so I organized the dinner party in advance and set it at

Tomorrow! After the military training is over tomorrow, everyone will come back and take a shower before setting off. The first meal will start with me! If you have any opinions, you can raise them!"

Lin Xiyan was the first to speak: "I have no objection, and I am very familiar with the area around the college. I can be responsible for finding a restaurant for whatever you want to eat..."

Wang Weihang nodded: "Do you have any other opinions?"

Pan Yafei said: "Otherwise, let's just do it once, AA system, always going out to eat, there is no other advantage except a waste of money."

Wang Weihang said: "Didn't we agree a long time ago that each person will be invited once? However, there is no time limit. It can be ten days or one month later."

Pan Yafei nodded: "Then I have no objection."

Wen Xiaoshan followed closely and said: "I have no objection."

"Dou Liang, what about you?"

Dou Liang glanced at Wang Yan: "I only have one opinion, that is... you can't drink too much. It will be too tiring to carry people back."

Wang Weihang looked embarrassed: "No, you can drink as much as you can, no one can drink!"

He turned his head to Wang Yan and said, "Wang Yan, you are the only one left. Tell me your suggestions..."

Wang Yan shrugged and said: "I like the excitement the most, so I definitely have no objection! But I want to make one thing clear. I must be the last one to ask!"

Wang Weihang smiled and said: "Okay! You are the youngest! Everyone has given in to you and agreed!"

Unexpectedly, Wang Yan hasn't finished speaking yet: "I'm going to open a private room in the Dihao Hotel, so everyone is welcome to come!"

As soon as Wang Yan said these words, everyone was shocked!

Dihao Hotel, the most prestigious five-star hotel in the mall!

Even outsiders like Wen Xiaoshan and Wang Weihang had already heard about the reputation of the Dihao Hotel after only two days of school. Compared with the Grand Hyatt Hotel where Lin Dongyang invited him to dinner the day before yesterday, it was more than one level above the standard!

Even if it’s the most ordinary dinner party, if it doesn’t cost several thousand yuan, you can’t afford it, right?

He, Wang Yan, is a farmer’s boy from an ordinary family.

An ordinary college student in ordinary clothes,

A nostalgic person still covered with an old quilt,

Where do you have the confidence to dare to treat yourself to a meal at the Dihao Hotel?

Who gave him such a big boast about his courage?

Wang Weihang was stunned for five seconds, gritted his teeth, pointed at Wang Yan and said to everyone:

"Which of you has yellow urine, please go up and wake him up, I really can't stand listening anymore..."

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