Rebirth of the Routine King

As the bright moon hangs high in the sky, the noisy dormitory 406 gradually becomes quiet, with only the constant snores competing against each other.

In the early morning, Wang Yan woke up to Lin Xiyan's cell phone alarm.

"Xiyan, turn off the alarm clock. You guys have been waking me up for half the night. I just fell asleep and was woken up by your alarm clock."

The next moment, the alarm sound disappeared.

Although Wang Weihang was lying on the bed and did not move, he did not delay in speaking out to criticize Wang Yan.

"Wang Yan, haven't you slept well yet? Yesterday, after you finished bragging about your awesomeness, you fell into a deep sleep. Pan Yafei even took off your pants without even knowing..."

Wang Yan was so frightened that he sat up from the bed: "Old Pan, why the hell are you taking off my pants? I said something feels wrong. Are you bullying a certain organ of mine with your mouth?"

Pan Yafei was so angry that he jumped up from the bed and cursed angrily: "Wang Yan, can you stop being so disgusting this early in the morning! Why the hell am I taking off your pants when I have nothing to do? The boss is making fun of you!"

Wang Weihang sighed while putting on his clothes: "I finally discovered that all of us in the dormitory are no match for Wang Yan. Why do you think this kid's brain reacts so quickly? If your reaction ability is used in study, at least it will be better."

Can you get admitted to Shangcheng University?"

Wang Yan also sighed: "I won't mention it anymore, it's fate! Boss, please go ahead and ask for leave from the counselor. I feel that the fever is not gone yet, and I have to take injections for another day..."

Wang Weihang immediately interrupted: "Wang Yan, you can't make excuses today! You must report to class in the afternoon! If you don't go to the counselor, you will doubt my ability. Now is the critical moment for me to compete for class president. Can you

You can’t hold me back!”

Wang Yan immediately pretended to be weak and weak, and said in a soft voice: "Boss, I also want to return to the classroom to study as soon as possible, but I am so tortured by the fever that I am unable to do what I want!"

"Stop being like this! I thought we just met, but now I don't even believe a word of your words!"

Wang Yan also felt that it was not interesting, so he simply stopped pretending and asked in a normal tone: "When will you start running for squad leader?"

Wang Weihang said casually: "It should be after the military training! On that day, don't forget to vote for me..."

Wang Yan thought for a while and said: "Let's do this. You can help me think of a reason for taking leave. In return...when the squad leader is elected...I promise to get 100% for you."

Fifty votes!"

Wang Weihang was startled at first, then full of joy, and then full of disappointment.

Fifty percent of the votes... This Niu Wang Yan dares to brag, even Wang Weihang can't believe it!

Seeing him walking to Wang Yan's shop, he said angrily: "Wang Yan, you didn't even enter the classroom door. Apart from a few of us, you don't know anyone in the class. Why do you dare to say that you can get half of the votes for me?"

Wang Yan sneered: "You are still too young! Do you think that if you keep kneeling and licking your classmates, you can get high votes? But you have to know that while you are kneeling and licking, your competitors are also winning people's hearts. In terms of means,

They may be even better than you. So, if you want to win smoothly, the key is to win by surprise..."

Wang Weihang was quite displeased and said: "I used my beautiful eloquence to gain favor. How can I be called...kneeling and licking? I would like to hear what surprising ways you have to win..."

Wang Yan didn't answer and said lazily: "I'll leave it to you to ask for leave today. I'll make sure I won't let you down when the election day comes."

Wang Weihang thought for a moment, gritted his teeth and said, "Okay! I promise to take leave for you. If you can't get half of the votes on election day, see how I can settle the score with you!"

Wang Yan waved his hand: "Boss, you have to develop a good habit. Go pee first after getting up. It will be beneficial to your second brother's health. Stop pushing me and let me go back to sleep."

Ignoring Wang Weihang's frowning face, Wang Yan closed his eyes

Before that, he said the last words loudly:

"Xiaoshan, don't forget to bring me breakfast later. I've been eating a lot lately, so remember to buy more steamed buns! A cup each of soy milk and spicy soup..."

Dou Liang interjected: "Wang Yan, can you finish two drinks?"

"You know what a fool! I've been taking injections for several days, and everything I eat tastes the same. A cup of sweet and a cup of sour, just to balance out the taste..."

Wang Weihang walked to the bathroom door and turned his head back, gritting his teeth angrily:

"Wang Yan, where are your servants? Xiao Shan! I won't let him take care of me!"

Seeing that Wen Xiaoshan was hesitant, Wang Yan had no choice but to say one more sentence:

"Xiaoshan, I don't have any strength in my body, so you can help me buy it again! I will have money in a few days, and I will pay it back to you a hundred times a thousand times. Three grams of oil, and a good man will have a safe life."

After hearing Wen Xiaoshan's muffled "OK" reply, Wang Yan closed his eyes with relief.

After a while, the snoring started again.

...

Strange to say, when the dormitory was bustling with people, Wang Yan slept extremely soundly.

But as soon as the people in the dormitory left, Wang Yan woke up and couldn't fall into a deep sleep.

I had no choice but to get up, brush my teeth and wash my face.

Before leaving the dormitory, he ran to Lin Xiyan's bottles and jars, found a bottle of Givenchy perfume, carefully picked it up, sprayed it on himself twice, and carefully put it back where it was.

Make sure it remains as it was originally placed.

Finally, he nodded with satisfaction toward the mirror, took the breakfast bought by Wen Xiaoshan, and walked out of the door in a smart manner.

When he arrived at the infirmary, Liu Jianan was busy, and there were even two classmates lining up behind him.

Wang Yan ignored them and stepped in with breakfast, shook the breakfast in his hand and said:

"Jianan, when you're done, come in and have breakfast!"

With that said, he pushed the door open and walked into the room, turning a blind eye to Liu Jianan's slightly angry look.

After about ten minutes, Liu Jianan opened the door and came in.

"Jianan, hurry up, the soy milk is getting cold."

"I don't eat. When I measured my weight today, I was already one pound heavier."

Wang Yan advised: "You just ate an egg yesterday, and the soy milk is not good. Even if it weighs one pound, it has nothing to do with breakfast. Hurry up! I finally ran to the canteen to buy it..."

Liu Jianan reluctantly took a bun and pouted:

"I want to drink hot and spicy soup today, but you don't even know how to leave it for me."

"Tomorrow, tomorrow I will bring you spicy soup."

Even Liu Jianan didn't notice. The conversation between her and Wang Yan looked like a couple's daily routine.

Liu Jianan said while eating steamed buns: "How do you feel today? Are you still dizzy?"

Wang Yan thought about it seriously: "The fever should be gone, but my head is still a little blurry. I think it will be better if I lie down..."

Liu Jianan reacted and said angrily: "You just want to sleep in my bed!"

Wang Yan smiled and didn't answer, thinking, I more than want to sleep in your bed...

I took my body temperature and it was 36 degrees Celsius, which was no longer a fever.

Liu Jianan did not give him a small injection, but directly applied anti-inflammatory water.

As soon as the needle was inserted, he heard someone shouting outside, and Liu Jianan ran out of the room in a hurry, leaving Wang Yan alone.

Wang Yan just looked at Liu Jianan and found that she was wearing light makeup and lip gloss today. She could smell a faint scent of perfume when she was close.

She also wore a not-so-conservative dress, revealing a piece of snow-white skin under her neck, which made people unable to take their eyes away.

What's wrong with this little girl? Is she in love? Or is she attracted to that junior?

Doesn’t it mean that you have a good impression of yourself?

The more Wang Yan thought about it, the more he felt that this was a possibility, and he suddenly regretted it. What kind of breakfast could I bring him if I had nothing to do?

It's all Wen Xiaoshan's fault. Why did you buy so many steamed buns when you said you had nothing to do?

It's best not to come for the injection tomorrow. What if she sinks deeper and deeper into the trap and can't extricate herself?

day!

My damn charm has nowhere to go!

As I was thinking about it, my brain felt dazed again. Could it be that the injection this little girl gave me was a sleeping injection? Why did I feel like sleeping as soon as I lay on the bed?

That's fine, go and kiss Qi Xiuquan...

........

He slept until twelve noon...

Before I even opened my eyes, I smelled the aroma of rice.

Opening his eyes, he saw Liu Jianan taking small bites of rice.

Finding that Wang Yan was awake, Liu Jianan quickly wiped the corners of his mouth.

She wiped it carefully, lest there be any trace of oil stains, and then rolled her eyes at Wang Yan: "Are you possessed by the God of Sleep? You can fall asleep at noon every day..."

Wang Yan relaxed and said with a smile: "It's easy to wake me up. Just put something delicious to my mouth and I'll wake up naturally as soon as I smell the fragrance."

Liu Jianan snickered: "I tried it just now, but you still haven't woken up? I almost ate half of it before you woke up..."

Wang Yan joked: "Maybe you put it in the wrong way. Put the delicious food under my nose, but your mouth should be placed in front of my mouth..."

Liu Jianan blushed with embarrassment and said angrily: "Rogue!"

Damn! I promised not to tease her, why couldn’t I help it?

Wang Yan stopped in time, put on his shoes and got out of bed: "I happen to be hungry too. Let's go to the cafeteria to eat."

Liu Jianan looked indifferent and pointed at the bedside table and said:

"Seeing that you bought breakfast for me these two days, I also brought you a meal... But don't think too much about it! If you need to pay for it, it will be added to the medical expenses."

Wang Yan was startled, "Where is it?"

"It's in the cabinet!"

Wang Yan opened the drawer, and a lunch box with a pink cartoon picture on it appeared in front of him.

Liu Jianan seemed a little nervous. He took a mouthful of rice and said vaguely: "I don't know when you will wake up, so...just put it in my lunch box to keep it warm."

After Wang Yan was stunned for a second, he laughed loudly and said: "If I wake up at night, wouldn't it stink? What a stupid woman..."

Liu Jianan snorted angrily: "If you don't want to eat it, just leave it there! How can there be so much nonsense!"

"Eat, why don't you eat? I'll wash my hands first...Liu Jianan, you have a vegetable leaf stuck to your tooth..."

"ah!"

Liu Jianan hurriedly ran to the mirror, opened her mouth wide and looked carefully.

"Wang Yan, you bad guy! You're a liar! Next time I buy you food, I'll be the puppy!"

Wang Yan complained from the bathroom:

"Why are you shouting so loudly? I was so scared that I stopped peeing halfway. If there are any sequelae, I will hold you responsible!"

........

Wang Yan: "Hey~~~ Liu Jianan, you're so smart that you bought me a chicken drumstick! Although I don't like eating it very much, I can't live up to your kindness..."

Liu Jianan: "Wang Yan! Next time I buy you food, I will be a puppy!"

Wang Yan: "You just made this oath."

Liu Jianan: "Then if you want to eat the chicken legs I bought, you will be a puppy!"

"Woof woof woof..."

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