Reborn Campus Maniac

"Brother Zha, why do I feel like this is a blockbuster film?" Monkey was a little dazed by the series of surprises.

Lin Xiaozha took a sip and said: "Bullshit blockbuster, this is a dream." He was really in a trance like a dream. In a short period of time, too many incredible things happened. At that time, he acted bravely and said that a BMW fell from the sky.

I admit it, I can’t afford to drive a BMW. You can’t let the BMW smash me to death and die. Why don’t you go back to 2002 and be reborn? It doesn’t matter. I’ve read a lot of novels and can hold on, but then I meet someone who can float in the air.

Hello, beautiful female ghost. I risked my life, hugged, kissed, what? Then a bunch of men in suits and ties appeared around me, several of them were carrying AK47s. There were white, black and Chinese. These grandchildren can't be the United Nations.

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Brother Zha wanted to raise his hands above his head and shout that he doesn't care about me, I'm just a fool, surrender! But he really couldn't say it out loud. Since he is reborn, he must live a free and unrestrained life. A hero is born on a road of life and death. Thousands of miles are full of joy. Take

Who are you trying to scare with a broken gun? He took two deep breaths as if he had never seen anyone before, smiled and said to the girl: "Welcome to the earth."

The girl shook her head and said with lingering fear: "Either the people on earth want to throw me into the laboratory for research, or they want to kill me and silence me. I really can't tell."

Lin Xiaozha took the risk, stroked her long and silky hair, and said softly: "Those are the bastards of the earth. What's your name, you can't represent the entire people of the earth?"

The girl glanced at the men in suits who were loading bullets, and replied as if no one else was watching: "The name of the earth is Surala, and the original name translated into Chinese is Itami Delf Simi Ala Trena"

Brother Zha felt dizzy for a while, put his arms around her shoulders and said, "Just call me Lala. As an alien who has traveled thousands of miles and countless light years, don't you have no fighting ability?"

Surala rolled her eyes and said: "There is no energy anymore, otherwise we would just rely on these rubbish, hum."

The monkey smiled desperately: "I understand, Brother Zha, we two brothers are completely finished today!"

Lin Xiaozha felt cold in his heart, and asked with the last hope: "How can I replenish energy?"

Surala looked at the man in a suit who had already raised his gun and took aim, and said leisurely: "We need the temperature of thoughts from different time and space. My planet is too far away from the earth, and time and space are blurred. We need a medium in the third space."

The monkey nodded: "Yes, where can I find someone who can travel through time and space for you? Besides, people who travel through time travel back to ancient times. Who can do it these days? The air is dirty, the people are poor, and the plane will crash into the building...

" Halfway through, he became stupid. Brother Zha hugged Surala tightly without hesitation, his lips were pressed against the girl's slender white neck, and he murmured: "Lala, should I be grateful for this unpredictable fate?"

The bullets were not fired at Surala, but she was probably left alive. Three AKs, and six or seven pistols opened fire at the same time. Bullets rained down on the unarmed monkeys and Brother Zha.

"Would you like to experience the feeling of time and space freezing?" Surala's red face smiled, and she waved her right hand lightly. The process of space within a hundred meters radius instantly slowed down, and the bullets sliding in the air were like slow motion in a movie.

Flying slowly and lazily, reaching a speed of one hundred centimeters per second, Surala walked over gently and deftly, swatting the bullets to the ground one by one like swatting flies.

Brother Zha was in a state of excitement and wanted to experience the feeling of holding a bullet between his fingers. This thing is much better than Lu Xiaofeng's one-finger. How many times can this happen in life? Just when he was about to take a step, he found that his legs were lifted like a snail. For half a minute,

After it passed, the distance between the legs and the ground was still less than one centimeter, and I was also immobilized. Lala, you can act cool on your own.

Sulala walked up to a group of men in suits, hesitated, and suddenly swung a knife at a tall white man. Lin Xiaozha watched the man's head separate from his neck bit by bit, and blood appeared in the air.

The erupting posture is like a volcanic eruption. What is even more terrifying is that the blood is flowing out at an extremely slow speed. For Brother Zha, the blood is not terrible. What is terrible is that the blood is broken down inch by inch in an instant.

, he wanted to vomit, stomach acid surged up in his body sluggishly, as if ants were crawling. Is there any more uncomfortable feeling than this, but he couldn't even scream.

After killing the first one, Surala's eyes became much more determined. She transformed into a bloodthirsty female devil and a shocking executioner. She beheaded nine men in suits using the same technique. The last one killed was a tough black man.

Even his thick and short neck could not save his poor life

After Surala killed the black man, time and space returned to normal. The corpses fell to the ground with a crash, splashing countless dust. The monkey's eyes were red and swollen with tears. As soon as the restraint was removed, it immediately burst out like a flood from a broken embankment.

The tears were like tears that had been held in for three days and nights, and they squirted all over the floor with a loud splash.

Brother Zha squatted on the ground, clutching his stomach and kept vomiting. His face was wet with snot and tears, but he didn't care. Surala silently walked behind him and patted Brother Zha on his back.

He waved her hand away, stood up, angrily gave her a slap in the face, and said sternly: "You could have not killed them, why did you massacre them? The life of your planet is life, and the life of the people on earth is

What's bullshit? I can let you take everything and treat it like nothing. What are you looking at? If you don't like it, kill me too. Come on, you weren't very majestic just now. You're in the Gobi desert. Why don't you kill me? That's good.

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Sulala stood there helpless, and said with tears: "Any life must fight to survive. If I don't kill them, they will kill me, and they will kill you. Are you satisfied if I just kill them by the neck?"

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Brother Zha was a little soft-hearted, but after looking at the corpse on the ground, his anger burned again: "No one can hurt you now. The road is facing the sky. Everyone goes to one side. There is no need for us to talk anymore."

The monkey pulled his sleeve on the side and whispered: "Be low-key, you can't afford to offend this God of Death."

Lin Xiaozha slapped him hard on the head and scolded him: "Stop man, what do you look like?"

Surala looked at him pitifully, her white little hands folded in front of her: "I'm wanted and have nowhere to go, don't you care about me?"

"You've gone too far." Brother Zha's eyes widened: "I don't care about you, I will punch you in the head with one punch if you know kung fu, you are a devil, a murderer, a butcher, a bastard, damn it" he said,

Unknowingly, he held the girl in his arms, and gently patted the girl's collarbone with his right hand. The monkey looked at it fascinatedly, and suddenly shouted: "I want to go home!"

Brother Zha said impatiently: "Later"

"I want to go home! I want to go home!" Monkey continued to fight unyieldingly, not wanting to watch the live broadcast again.

Brother Zha was helpless and whispered to the girl: "What should I do? I can't just take you home like this. My parents have to get rid of me."

"That's not easy." The girl took off her clothes one by one, and finally took off her underwear, revealing a beautiful and snow-white lamb-like body. Brother Zha saw it with excitement, and the monkey directly

He had a nosebleed. Looking at the speed, he would die from bleeding in about fifteen minutes. However, the surprising thing had just begun. The girl smiled sweetly and actually removed the head.

"Mom!" the monkey screamed, closed his eyes, and fell to the ground fainted.

Brother Zha took a breath, held his breath, and pretended to have an uninhibited smile on his face: "What's this? What's this?" Surala wanted to complete the shock to the end, and removed her slender, white right hand from her neck.

I reached in and pulled out something, but there was nothing bloody.

Brother Zha's hands and feet were weak, but he said calmly: "I won't take out my heart anymore. If you want to express your feelings, you can use a more civilized way. You don't need to really take out your heart and show it to me." He really admired himself.

His endurance is like this, and he can still joke in a decent way. The commentator always said that Fisher has a big heart, but my brother has a big heart. I can see myself beheading him and taking out my heart. I'm shaking.

The smooth arm stretched out towards him, with its palm spread out. He was so frightened that he turned around and ran away. After running for two steps, he couldn't resist his curiosity, then turned back, took a deep breath, and shouted: "Brother, you're not afraid!"

"I leaned my head closer and saw a little man the size of a cigarette box on the palm of his hand. His skin was like white jade. He looked exactly like Sulala. He was so lifelike. Just when he wanted to touch it with his hand, he heard the little man speak: "Put me in your pocket.

It’s here”

Lin Xiaozha's heart was pounding and he laughed dryly: "Very good, haha, but what about your skin?"

The villain made a gesture of touching his butt, and the headless Sulala took out a cloth bag from the back of his pants, with his eyebrows tightly closed, not knowing what he was thinking about. Suddenly, the villain jumped onto Brother Zha's shoulder, bluffing

Brother Zha stepped back again and again, his face was pale, and the cloth bag suddenly floated in the air. The opening was wide open, and a bright light shot out. The headless Lala and the removed head automatically combined together, and got into the cloth bag with an expressionless expression.

, then sealed the bag and placed it unpretentiously on the ground, leaning at the monkey's feet.

Lin Xiaozha looked up at the night sky and exhaled a long breath: "If you don't have such a sudden surprise, how can you go home and play with your life?"

The villain chuckled and said: "If you don't want those guns, I'll take care of them."

Lin Xiaozha thought for a while and said: "Keep it. Anyway, you will have a place to pretend that if someone arrests you in the future, you won't be unable to resist."

The villain smiled and said what kind of decomposition technique he was playing. After a while, the bodies of the men in suits, including their bones, turned into a pool of blood. Not to mention the bones, not a single cell was left. The guns were all put into the cloth bag.

Brother Zha was completely speechless. It turned out that killing people, silencing their mouths and destroying their corpses was such a simple matter. It took him a long time to come back to his senses and said: "Lala, what other tricks do you have, tell me in one breath, so that I don't have to worry about it."

The villain thought for a while and said: "Actually, the technology on our planet far exceeds that of the earth, but I don't like to study. I only know these two. The coagulation technique is for living bodies, and the decomposition technique is for inanimate objects. Others

No, but I have a strong learning ability. I can absorb and digest the knowledge on earth as easily as I eat."

Lin Xiaozha pointed to the magical bag and said, "Where is that bag? Is it from your planet?"

The villain shook his head and said: "No, when I first came to the earth, I met a cultivator who said that we were monsters and wanted to accept me to practice kung fu. My father couldn't bear the pestering, so he killed him. This

The cloth bag was that man's magic weapon. I thought it was fun, so I asked my father to play with it."

"Where's your dad?"

"He was killed by the people on Earth a long time ago"