Reborn Campus Maniac

"I want to go home!" The monkey sat up with a heart-rending scream, looked around, touched his head and said, "Where is the body? Brother Zha, it was a dream just now, I just had a nightmare."

"Stop mentioning your nightmare and go home. It's getting late."

The monkey breathed a sigh of relief and patted his belly: "I was scared to death. I thought it was real, but where did this bag come from?"

Lin Xiaozha hesitated for a while, but decided to tell him what happened. The two of them walked and talked. The monkey learned that the nightmare was true, and there was an even more exciting sequel. Cold sweat broke out on his forehead when he saw the villain Surala,

Lin Xiaozha couldn't help but make a fuss again. Lin Xiaozha said seriously: "Don't leak out what happened today. It will lead to death. God knows and earth knows. You know and I know. Lala knows. There can't be anything else."

People know”

"Oh, but I have a question. Brother Zha, can you help me solve it?"

Lin Xiaozha waved his sleeves: "Speak"

The monkey said hesitantly: "Lala clearly said that only the souls from different time and space can replenish her energy, that is, the time travellers. Why can you do it?"

"This, that" Brother Zha chuckled: "I have a special physique, come back quickly, your parents will be worried if it is later."

The two of them had their own worries and went back to their respective homes. They each faced their parents' nagging questions and fell asleep. This night was destined to not be as peaceful as water.

When he got up the next morning, Lin Xiaozha locked the cloth bag hidden under the bed in his cupboard, woke up the sleeping villain, and washed up with sleepy eyes. Lin Tianfei and Hu Xue continued the chat they had not finished yesterday.

Nao, condemned him for his bad behavior of coming home late. Without saying a word, Brother Zha took out the ten lottery tickets for the first phase of the World Cup winning and losing lottery from the drawer, threw it on the table, and said lazily: "Today's prize calculation, you guys

Who of the two will take the time to receive the award?"

Lin Tianfei sneered and took it over. After watching the wins and losses, he suddenly screamed.

"What's wrong with you?" Hu Xue started twisting her ears. Not wanting Lin Tianfei to be bold this time, he patted her hand aside and said happily: "Our son won the big prize in the first phase of the lottery.

Got it all! It’s actually ten bets, it’s going to be paid out this time, I got five million, it’s like a dream, haha!”

Lin Xiaozha said calmly: "Don't be too happy. Dad should have guessed quite a few in the first draw. I'll be thankful if I can get two or three hundred thousand for these ten bets."

Lin Tianfei was dubious: "No, France lost to Senegal. Who can predict it accurately? Even if it's two or three hundred thousand, it's a windfall. Your mother and I only earn a few thousand yuan a month. You guys can do this.

You are quite talented, if you keep guessing, you may still win.”

Lin Xiaozha smiled mysteriously: "Dad, this is all pocket money, the exciting part is at the back."

"You two, won't you be happy in poverty?" Hu Xue refused to believe that the old Lin family was destined to win the lottery. Lin Tianfei analyzed it for her for a long time, but he refused to believe it, insisting that he would not be able to get the bonus unless he saw the cash, and declared that he would not get the bonus back.

The father and son talked about getting together and getting a beating, which made Lao Lin very depressed.

After breakfast, Lin Xiaozha put the villain Su Lala into his schoolbag and went to school while whistling, leaving behind Ms. Hu Xue who committed violence there, and Lin Tianfei who was wrongfully accused as much as Dou E and Yuan Chonghuan.

Sulala said that she could have mind-to-mind communication without speaking. She could sense what the other person was thinking just by relying on her brain waves. She tried it for a long time without success, leaving Lala confused. Brother Zha knew that this was probably his rebirth.

Because of this, we changed the topic and discussed Surala’s planet.

It turns out that it is a galaxy infinitely far away from the Milky Way. It is said to be infinite because neither of them can estimate how many millions of light years it is. It is not a positive infinity star in the mathematical sense. Translated in Chinese, it is called

Provence, Brother Zha sounded very familiar. It took him a long time to remember that there is a region in France also called Provence. He couldn't help but interjected: "Actually, there is a place on the earth with the same name as your hometown."

Surala was in a daze for a moment: "Is it beautiful?"

Lin Xiaozha didn't know much about Provence. Anyway, the place in France was not that ugly. He said generally: "It's beautiful. There are large lavender fields there. As the sun gets hotter and hotter, the lavender will change."

It turns into a charming purple. When the wind comes out, the purple flowers roll into purple waves, and the air is filled with the aroma of lavender, thyme, and pine trees. Gee, you can't appreciate the elegant beauty without being there."

"It sounds very good," Surala said with fascination, "Can you take me to play with you in the future?"

"I would like to accompany you to see the lavender fields, admire the place where Picasso painted, smell the faint fragrance of flowers in the wind, find an old cafe, and kiss at the door all day and night."

"Don't kiss in public, there will be a lot of people watching."

"Aliens care about this too?"

"Aliens are not monsters, so why don't you care?"

Surala continued to talk about her sad past. The intelligent life in Provence lived in an extremely harsh environment. There were not only huge creatures like dinosaurs around, but also bloodthirsty creatures that were not very big but as cruel as demons. This forced them to

Pinning their hopes on scientific and technological progress. With the evolution of generations, the Provence people have evolved themselves into intelligent animals the size of a cigarette box, which can freely copy the physical body as the environment changes. Surala's original body has been used by scientific research on earth.

The workers destroyed it, and now this beautiful body is a copy of the pretty and lovely daughter of a doctor.

In fact, it was the people on Earth who provoked Provence first. We know that the United States and the former Soviet Union have been committed to sending information to the universe, music, daily language, greetings, displaying Earth's technology, and so on. Of course, most of the information

Just like a stone sinking into the sea, never to return, the Provence people have established a cosmic information receiving system. They are always looking forward to finding a planet suitable for survival. The information from the earth people who live and work in peace and contentment seems to be throwing cosmic garbage, bombarding the Provence information receiving system one after another, causing

After careful deployment, the Planet Alliance sent a five-person team headed by Lala Daddy to inspect the spaceship. Once the environment is suitable, they will conduct diplomatic talks with the people on Earth.

These five people include Lala's father, Lala's mother, Lala's brother, Lala's sister-in-law, and Lala, the entire Lala family.

We recruited five people to level up, and the result was obvious. One against five, they died. Unfortunately, this cultivation brother was a member of the American Mysterious Incident Investigation Team. He made money by taking risks to buy the genius earth treasure training equipment.

The person was dead, but the global satellite positioning system and pocket video recorder on his body transmitted the incident to the investigation team. The United States, presumably thinking they were aliens, sent a large number of armed personnel to cross the border to hunt down the investigation team. There are already secrets in China.

branch, the two sides combined their forces and immediately launched an attack. Lala's father was not like Lala who only knew those two moves. He was very powerful. He killed more than a dozen investigation teams in one move and suffered heavy losses. They could only follow and follow. This paragraph

During this period, the Lala family soaked in the Internet, using their own memory copying system to copy Chinese, English, and massive information knowledge into their minds. As a preliminary understanding of the earth, unfortunately it did not last long. Half a month passed.

The La family's energy was exhausted and they could no longer use their high-tech tricks. Under the strong attack of the investigation team, they became prisoners.

The research was inhumane. Not only were the Lala family's bodies cut and decomposed, Lala's parents were even destroyed in their cigarette box-sized bodies. What does this mean? Death.

By chance, Sulala got a moment of freedom, secretly copied the girl's body, and escaped from the investigation team's research room after all kinds of hardships. The investigation team's personnel soon became alert and sent police to hunt them down.

, until Brother Zha, the enemy, carelessly got involved.

Lin Xiaozha suddenly thought, might it be his rebirth that attracted aliens? This thought flashed across his mind. He was not such a shameless person, and he was not Duan Yu. He could learn Lingbo Microwave even if he fell off a cliff.

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This morning, he continued to study mathematics hard, and his brain was so big. It was less than three days before the high school entrance examination. Judging from the current situation, he would have to lose 40 or 50 points in this mathematics subject. He was depressed after failing to take the exam.

Next time, I had no intention of flirting with Liu Qing anymore. After school, I sighed and stuffed all the things in my desk into my schoolbag. I came home listlessly. Monkey wanted to ask him to have lunch with him, but after calling twice, he saw that

He walked away in despair, scratched his head, cursed and walked away.

When the high school entrance examination was approaching, Hu Xue made a more sumptuous lunch, but Brother Zha had no appetite. He ate a bowl of rice hastily, then locked himself in the room, sighed and Su Lala crawled out of his pocket and asked strangely: "Why are you so old?"

It’s a sigh, are you in trouble?”

Brother Zha put her in the palm of his hand, gently caressed her bare butt, and said, "I'm in big trouble. I may fail the exam this time and fail to get into a key high school. My future is bleak."

Sulala blushed from being touched, turned over and over in his palm, gently bit his finger, and said with a little gasp: "Do you really want to get into a key high school?"

Seeing her embarrassment, Lin Xiaozha stopped teasing her and sighed: "This social education degree is very important. I don't want to lose at the starting point. I have no choice but to do my best."

Sulala thought for a while and said seriously: "Can you find out where the test papers are kept?"

Lin Xiaozha said disapprovingly: "It's possible, but you want to steal it? The guards are very strict, don't take risks."

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