Reborn Campus Maniac

Sulala said proudly: "It might be difficult for someone else to steal the test paper. Even if you steal it, it will cause subsequent troubles. You might even go to jail. But I am unique. First, my current body shape

Second, I can memorize and copy all the contents of the test paper in three seconds. I don’t need to steal the test paper. I can take a look at each test paper and use it when I come back.

It’s not difficult to copy it from memory.”

Brother Zha was elated when he heard that. He frowned and finally shook his head: "You are wanted by the bastards in the United States. If your identity is exposed, no, I can't let you take such a big risk."

"You saved my life." Surala raised her head, looked up at his contradictory and melancholy eyes, and smiled slightly: "Although I still don't fully understand the civilization of the earth, there is a saying that I feel deeply, the grace of a drop of water

, I really want to do something for you, and there is no better opportunity than this."

"Don't be stupid." Brother Zha suddenly felt a little sad. In an instant, he thought of the only girlfriend he had ever had. That girl started dating Brother Zha in the first semester of high school. The young couple got tired of being together every day, and they looked very sweet.

At that time, Brother Zha often thought that he could spend his whole life with the woman he loved, and that he would be happier than having a rich and wealthy family. Unfortunately, he was the only one who thought so. A girl named Ye Lin got into a brand new car on her graduation day.

BMW, waving to him as a final farewell. This was the second heavy blow that Brother Zha experienced after his father's death. Later, he married a woman with an ordinary appearance, boring personality, vanity, and a lazy talk. Many people said that he had a short-circuit in his head.

, Brother Zha disagrees, just because the speaker has never experienced deep pain. Such a woman, even if she leaves one day, there is no need to feel heartache.

Looking into Surala's innocent eyes, he felt that a tense nerve deep in his heart was loosened. He gently patted her little hand, lowered his head and said, "Lala, remember, you don't owe me anything."

Nothing, you don’t need to do anything in return for me.”

Surala blinked her long eyelashes, tilted her head and said, "Lala likes the feeling of kissing you. She can't form words when she's nervous. She just wants you to be well."

I want you to be well, but the alien girl's simple words were so sincere. Brother Zha almost made up his mind, but what he said made him extremely depressed: "Then, will you be my sister?"

Lean on the grass again

In Sulala's mind, brother and sister have a closer relationship than lovers. She was very happy when she heard this and grinned: "Brother"

"Be good, good sister." Brother Zha put his hand on the wall, bumping his hands while shouting sadly: "Chopper door, chopper door, chopper door!"

Surala in the other palm was puzzled. She didn’t know what was going on with him.

That night, Sulala actually went to the test paper storage school to peek at the test papers. Without anyone noticing, she jumped in through the window when she came back. Because she was too small to hold the pen, she released her body from the cloth bag.

The person got in through the neck, and then lay on the table and copied the contents of the test paper quickly. Brother Zha was stunned for a moment, and he really wondered if he had been reborn in the world of Liaozhai.

The writing speed was a bit slow. Brother Zha suggested that she use a computer. As a result, Surala's typing speed was twice as slow as writing, so she had to give up. Because the copied memory was bound, she could only copy it intact and could not skip it.

Those nonsense progress was very slow. Hu Xue knocked on the door several times and told him to go to bed early. Lin Xiaozha refused and said that he had to stay up late at the last moment. So Hu Xue wanted to stew chicken soup and make coffee to refresh him. Brother Zha also resisted hunger and thirst and refused.

Got it

In two hours, the copy of the mathematics test paper was completed and it came out. He almost burst into tears when he saw it. It took another two hours to complete the chemistry and physics. Surala's eyes were red and he was yawning all the time. Brother Zha was heartbroken.

Sister, I advised her to stop here today and work again tomorrow. Surala shook her head and said, "Just copying the test paper is not enough. Time is running out. I have to help you complete all the questions."

Lin Xiaozha was so moved that he was speechless. He hit his back and squeezed his shoulders. Su Lala thought that his clumsiness was hindering her from writing, so she whispered: "Just play by yourself, be good."

Brother Zha was so embarrassed that he had to hold the math test paper and start working on it. Only after doing this did he realize that if Surala hadn't copied the questions back tonight, it would have been very difficult for him to pass the exam on the day of the exam.

After struggling until four o'clock in the morning, Surala copied the English test paper. At the same time, Brother Zha also finished writing the math questions that he knew. Of course, the number of people who knew how to answer just exceeded half of the total number of questions. He was so ashamed that he started to chop at the door again. Surala saw him.

I couldn't even open my eyelids, so I kissed my cheek so intimately, and whispered: "Brother, you go to bed first, there is still time tomorrow."

Lin Xiaozha couldn't stand it any longer, so he nodded and said: "Put your body in the bag and go to bed early." Why are these words so awkward?

"No," Su Lala smiled and said, "I'll do all the questions in the paper again, so as not to pile up things tomorrow and be too busy."

"No, you will be exhausted. Listen to my brother and go to sleep." Lin Xiaozha was so sleepy that he didn't even take off his clothes, so he lay on the bed and fell asleep.

It was already dawn, and Sulala looked at the sleeping brother Zha, leaned down and kissed him on his drool-stained lips. Her eyes were filled with the radiance of loving motherhood, and she looked like the fragrance of a girl who was just beginning to have a love interest.

"What the hell!" Lin Xiaozha, who was sleeping soundly, was woken up by Su Lala at six o'clock. He whispered to him: "It's time to get up. The test papers are all done. I have to put my body in the bag."

Lin Xiaozha squinted his eyes and watched as Surala removed the head, pulled the villain out of his neck with his hands, then threw the body into the magical bag and patted his sleepy head. He picked up the villain and said

: "Lala, from now on you can just do the removal of your head yourself, you don't have to ask me to watch it."

"Brother, don't you like it?" Surala pouted her mouth in grievance, her eyes filled with pear blossoms.

"No," Lin Xiaozha pulled the hair on the back of his head, "It feels weird watching Lala take off her own head every day. After a while, I bought my own house, so you don't have to take off your head and play with it every day."

Surala pursed her lips and smiled: "Do you have money to buy a house?"

"We are rich." Lin Xiaozha patted his chest arrogantly: "I am quite rich, but I have to wait a few more days."

"Son, open the door!" Hu Xue banged on the door desperately, "Open the door, son!"

"Come on, come on." Lin Xiaozha stuffed the test paper into his schoolbag, hid the villain in the drawer, and lazily opened the door: "What are you opening, Mom, you are a Japanese invader who is raiding the village."

Hu Xue jumped into the room, looked around, and said, "I thought I heard you talking to someone else just now. Where is that person?"

"Who am I talking to? A female ghost or an alien. I have to nag you for a long time to recite a question. It's really annoying." Brother Zha complained in an unusually calm manner.

He turned around and said, "Maybe I heard it wrong. I clearly heard two people talking. It's strange."

Lin Tianfei came over with his shirtless body and said with a smile: "Little scum, you stayed up late last night to study, or you watched it online, please tell me the truth."

A black line appeared on Lin Xiaozha's forehead, he nodded and said, "Dad, I would have forgotten if you didn't tell me. You downloaded those Japanese pornographic videos on my computer. I deleted them for a long time yesterday and almost got a virus."

Hu Xuetian appeared in front of Lin Tianfei like a flying fairy, twisting his ears in his signature style, dragging Old Lin to their sweet home, slamming the door shut, and heard Old Lin screaming like a rooster laying eggs: "

Lin Xiaozha, you framed me again, just wait! Wife, I was wrong, I really didn’t fall, ah, it hurts, it hurts, I fell, I fell, help me..."

He took out the little figure from the drawer. Surala was so tired that she lay on the pencil case and fell asleep. Lin Xiaozha carefully put her into his pocket and said with a smile: "Baby, have a sweet dream." He ate it wholeheartedly.

Had breakfast, hummed a little tune, and went to school in a grand manner

Entering the classroom, I saw Monkey frowning and holding his head while studying hard. He bent down and whispered in his ear: "Stop reading and skip class with me."

"Why are you skipping class?" Monkey said with two big dark circles under his eyes. It was obvious that he had stayed up all night yesterday.

Lin Xiaozha lowered his voice as much as possible and said: "No, Lala has got the exam papers, let's go quickly."

"What did you say?" Monkey jumped up and grabbed his shoulder tightly, the bloodshot eyes almost tearing them apart.

Lin Xiaozha made a silent gesture and whispered: "Keep a low profile and don't arouse suspicion. Pack your things yourself and sneak out first. Don't attract anyone's attention. Just treat it as an ordinary skipping class and I'll take care of you."

Liu Qing tricked her out"

The excitement in Monkey's heart could no longer be expressed in words. He nodded his head twice, crumpled the textbook into his bag, and walked out against the wall, with a careless expression on his face. His mental endurance was too poor.

Brother Zha secretly sighed. The last time I saw Lala take off her head, she was so frightened that she fainted. What's the point? Really, what's the point?

Liu Qing'an sat quietly in her seat. There was a boy from the foreign class next to him who was chirping with a playful smile. Lin Xiaozha sighed, walked over, picked up a pencil case and smashed it on the blackboard, immediately attracting the attention of the whole class.

, including that boring boy who was still thinking about picking up girls on the eve of the high school entrance examination.

Lin Xiaozha walked up to Liu Qing in the spotlight and said with a smile: "Qing, let's go on a date."

Liu Qing looked at him with a mixture of surprise, confusion, and surprise in her eyes. Before she could speak, the stalker next to her became unhappy and stood up and pointed at Lin Xiaozha's nose.

Shouting: "Damn it, do you know how to do it on a first-come, first-served basis?"

Lin Xiaozha touched his nose and laughed: "It's interesting. You came all the way to pick up my wife. I don't care. You still have to divide it with me on a first-come, first-served basis. Is it engraved on my forehead?

Bullying is three words?"