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"Mom, tell me...what do you think if I have two girlfriends?"

Of course when Xu Zhimu said these words.

Xu's mother looked at him as if she had seen a ghost, and directly tore off the mask on her face: "You little bastard! Did you harm Xiaomi while we didn't know it?"

Xu Zhimu:???

Xu's mother went up and twisted Xu Zhimu's ears, muttering to herself: "No wonder, during dinner tonight, Xiaomi went out with you on the pretext that she couldn't eat, saying! Did you get her... pregnant?"

"..."

Xu Zhimu was speechless for a while. Not only did my mother feel younger now, she also felt a little like her youth again.

I also learned this ability of association from Xiaomi’s mother, right?

"It's okay, Xiaomi and I are totally innocent...she said she couldn't eat anymore today just because she wanted to go out and enjoy the fresh air."

Xu Zhimu broke free from his twisted ear, and then looked at his mother: "Mom, is your son such a bad person?"

"Haha, you have been greedy for other people's millet since you were a child. When you were a child, you used to sneak into other people's food while they were sleeping..."

"Stop, stop, stop."

Xu Zhimu raised his hands and surrendered.

Xu's mother also looked at the door, and then looked seriously at her son, who was already a head taller than herself: "You little brat, what nonsense are you talking about?"

Xu Zhimu licked his lips, and then said: "I want to say, if, I mean, if your son found you two daughters-in-law, how would you feel?"

Xu's mother was very angry: "What are you dreaming about? Do you think this is ancient times, where three wives and four concubines are illegal? Do you know that it is illegal?"

"Didn't you hear that my great-grandfather has two wives?" Xu Zhimu muttered.

"You also know that it was your grandfather. At that time, the Qing Dynasty had not yet been brought down. What era is it now?"

"I'm just saying what if..."

"If? If you have this ability, just find it. When people come to kill you, just don't call me mom."

Xu's mother rolled her eyes at her son, who looked a little crazy.

Although my son is very good now, this is a legal society after all.

If we talk about love, if you say that young people make mistakes and cheat on each other... it is not considered a crime, but getting married is definitely not allowed.

Xu Zhimu was still thinking about it, and Xu's mother said again: "Also, I think your current girlfriend is pretty good. If you want to talk to me, just use some snacks. If you don't think it's okay, you should also be careful not to make the girl too sad."

As for Xiaomi, I advise you to be more cautious. If you don’t look down when you look up, your mother won’t be able to protect you if something goes wrong."

Xu Zhimu just nodded slightly.

It is impossible to break up with a junior high school girl. If you can only marry one person in this life, it must be a junior high school girl.

But something else...(Leopard Head and Stephen Chow, GIF)

I also want them all.

All right.

Maybe he is a scumbag.

Human desire is like a bank that has been blown open, there is no turning back.

"Okay, Mom, you should go to bed early. I will go to school early tomorrow morning."

Xu Zhimu drank the water in the cup, stood up and prepared to leave.

Xu's mother said later: "You kid, be honest, especially Xiaomi. It's normal for young people to fall in and out of love, but don't get pregnant..."

Xu Zhimu has already closed the door.

There is no time to rush this matter, let alone my mother's thoughts. Even if I am here, I have to pass this threshold first.

Xu's mother was in the living room, pacing back and forth.

"Why did this kid suddenly say this? Is he really going to attack Xiaomi?

This...that little girl looks like an honest child in the photo, but Xiaomi..."

Xu's mother is even more entangled than Xu Zhimu at the moment. In the past, she was always worried that her son would not be able to catch up with Xiaomi, and in the end she was so depressed that she could not find the person she wanted.

What happens now? He quietly found a beautiful girlfriend who looked as good as Xiaomi, and even told himself that he wanted to find a second one?

But now my son is indeed much better than before. With his earning ability alone, it is more than enough to raise seven or eight wives, let alone one daughter-in-law.

But feelings cannot be measured by money alone.

Xu's mother sighed at the end.

"Baby, just don't capsize the boat..."

…

Early the next morning.

An Xiaomi dressed up early in the morning and knocked on the door opposite.

Xu's mother had already put on her apron and started cooking.

"Mom, morning!"

An Xiaomi shouted sweetly, the smile on her face was brighter than the morning sun.

Xu's mother also smiled, hugged Xiaomi, and touched her head fondly.

"It's so early, that brat hasn't gotten up yet."

"It's okay, I'll call her."

"...Okay, let's go."

Xu's mother looked at An Xiaomi and felt that this girl seemed to be more cheerful than before. It was an indescribable feeling.

And the cry of mom just now seemed more confident than before.

It seems that something must have happened last night.

An Xiaomi walked into the house and gently pushed open Xu Zhimu's room. Xu Zhimu was still lying on the bed and asleep.

An Xiaomi walked in quietly.

I looked around in the room, and it was still exactly the same as before.

There are even some study materials from the senior year of high school on the desk, which are treated as decorations.

An Xiaomi's basics were packed into boxes and sealed. She walked to the desk and took out a mathematics book to read. Xu Zhimu's notes were on it, as well as some notes she had written for him earlier.

Quite nostalgic.

An Xiaomi put down the book and looked at an upside-down photo album on the table.

She flipped through it, and the photo above made An Xiaomi stunned for a moment.

This turned out to be a photo of myself in high school, and it seemed to have been taken from a larger group photo.

Black history...

An Xiaomi couldn't help but smile, yes, this guy clearly liked her so much before.

If you knew that you were seen by yourself, it would definitely be embarrassing, it would be so shameful...

An Xiaomi suddenly remembered that there were several photos of him secretly taken in his room, and he hid them when he went back!

So An Xiaomi buckled it down again.

Then he came to the bed again and looked at this guy sleeping.

I really feel so handsome when I sleep. The girl now looks at Xu Zhimu and already has top-notch filters.

Although this sleeping position is quite unrestrained.

Both legs were exposed. An Xiaomi helped him pull the quilt and tried to cover him up. He hadn't eaten yet and wanted him to sleep a little longer.

But after she flattened the quilt, she felt that the quilt was a little uneven.

He stretched out his hand again.

Oh, it's still unfair.

The girl pulled the quilt again.

While sleeping, Xu Zhimu always felt that he had a dream, in which he dreamed that he was having a sweet time with his junior schoolgirl, but suddenly the gentle junior schoolgirl suddenly became rough.

He opened his eyes drowsily.

He found the girl bending over and pulling her quilt.

"An Xiaomi? What are you doing..."

Xu Zhimu opened his eyes and suddenly his gaze stopped.

An Xiaomi felt a little hot when she saw that he was awake, and then said to him: "I... I'm here to wake you up and cover you with the quilt."

Xu Zhimu took a look and was a little speechless.

"What a shabby quilt you are. It's always uneven. It's time to change it in winter. There is a material that is as soft and warm as down. Your quilt feels like cotton and hard..."

"...Okay, okay, I still need to change clothes, please stay out of the way."

Xu Zhimu didn't know what to say.

"Just go out when you go out, no one will look at you..."

An Xiaomi snorted, but when Xu Zhimu pulled the quilt just now, the exposed arm muscles and collarbone looked so stylish.

A little greedy...

The girl left the room, and Xu Zhimu also lifted the quilt and stretched out.

Hmm... Junior sister, I miss you.

After putting on clothes and washing up, my mother also prepared the meal.

I also specially made some dishes and kept them in thermos boxes. I also had some dumplings left over from the day before yesterday that had not been cooked, and froze them for Xu Zhimu to take back to eat.

At the dining table, Xu's mother looked at the two people sitting closely next to each other, feeling a little weird in her heart.

Xiaomi's mother also came to eat and said to Xu Zhimu with a smile.

"Xiao Mumu, you and Xiaomi will come back a few days early during the Chinese New Year. A new hot spring has recently opened in the nearby district. Auntie invites you to take a dip."

Xu Zhimu couldn't help but look up and glanced at Xiaomi's mother.

Wearing simple home pajamas and no makeup, the natural charm of a mature woman cannot be compared with makeup.

When you go to a hot spring... at least you have to wear something like a bikini.

But before he even took a second look, he suddenly felt as if his leg had been kicked. As soon as he turned his head, he met the girl's eyes with deep resentment.

Xu Zhimu coughed dryly: "Don't worry, I will come back as soon as I have time."

Then he was kicked again.

After finishing their meal, the two mothers sent them all the way down, packed their things and got into the car.

Wave goodbye.

On the way, An Xiaomi sat in the passenger seat and looked at Xu Zhimu with extremely resentful eyes.

"Are you feeling sour with your eyes staring all the time?"

"It was a certain guy who was staring at me just now, right?"

"...Okay, let's go directly to pick up Bai Yaya now."

Xu Zhimu stopped arguing with her. These girls were jealous beyond measure, even their own mothers were jealous.

It's outrageous, I, Xu Zhimu, am obviously as pure as ice and as pure as jade.

"No, I still want to go somewhere."

An Xiaomi was lying on the window, looking at the scenery on both sides of the street.

"where?"

"School."

…

In front of the school, cars are coming and going.

It's almost seven o'clock now, and students are starting to enter the campus one after another.

An Xiaomi jumped out of the car.

"What are you still doing here? Going back to your senior year of high school?"

Xu Zhimu complained, even though he was really in his senior year of high school again.

"Can you be a little sentimental?" An Xiaomi pouted, walked to Xu Zhimu and hugged his arm, interlocking their fingers.

The two of them were walking on the roadside, surrounded by many students in school uniforms. When they passed by, they couldn't help but glance slightly sideways.

In fact, Xu Zhimu and An Xiaomi have just graduated three or four months ago.

It really looks like we are the same age as them.

So the two people holding arms and interlocking their fingers were very bold in the eyes of these students.

Moreover, both of them are very good-looking. In this youthful scenery of school uniforms, it seems like a beautiful youth campus drama.

"I miss this school uniform so much."

An Xiaomi looked at the familiar school uniform with nostalgia in her eyes. If only she could explain everything clearly in high school, or be braver.

Maybe now the two of them are really like what grandma said.

We've already started living together.

As she thought about it, An Xiaomi's little face turned red for a while, then a little dark again.

"Flowers will bloom again, and no one will be young again. No one can be eighteen forever, but there are always people who are eighteen."

Xu Zhimu also sighed, he was reborn as a senior in high school, but in a daze, he graduated again.

A fleeting moment passes, and time is like a knife, showing no mercy.

An Xiaomi also came out of her memories. She leaned lightly on Xu Zhimu's shoulder, stretched out her hand and pinched him: "What do you mean, do you dislike me for being old?"

Xu Zhimu smiled and said: "I sigh every day, I feel like my aunt is younger than you."

"Ha! You really still miss my mother! I'll bite you to death!" The girl became jealous and bit Xu Zhimu's arm.

"What else to do?"

As we walked to the door, we felt like the two of us were about to become an exhibition attraction.

"Let's take a photo."

Looking at the school gate, this is a memory shared by only two people.

The girl tapped her toes in anticipation.

"How to shoot?"

"Delay the selfie."

"Then we might as well have someone take pictures for us."

Xu Zhimu looked at the students around him. Many people were looking at him and An Xiaomi, but no one dared to come close.

Sometimes I have to admit that when people face someone who is better looking, has a better temperament, or is more powerful than themselves.

I will always avoid it subconsciously in my heart.

Xu Zhimu looked at it, then picked up An Xiaomi's cell phone and stopped a girl.

Xu Zhimu smiled slightly: "Hello, classmate, can you take a photo for us?"

The girl was watching secretly just now, and was telling the little sisters next to her how handsome this boy was.

As a result, when you look at it from such a close distance, especially when you smile, it's just like Yang Yang's smile in the TV series.

So handsome, so handsome, so handsome...

"classmate?"

"Ah, oh oh, yes, yes!"

The girl blushed and hurriedly took the phone. Xu Zhimu returned to stand next to An Xiaomi, but it felt like there was still a little bit of resentment in the girl's eyes.

Why does this big pig's hooves feel like he's flirting with girls all the time?

"Teacher Xiaomi, it's time to pose."

Xu Zhimu patted her head. The girl snorted and pulled Xu Zhimu to take twenty or thirty pictures in a row.

When the girl came over with it and wanted to speak to Xu Zhimu, An Xiaomi said, "Thank you, classmate."

With that said, An Xiaomi politely took back his mobile phone.

But one hand held Xu Zhimu skillfully.

girl:……

She looked at An Xiaomi's beautiful and shameless face, and suddenly felt that there was no need to speak.

"Let's go!"

An Xiao pulled Xu Zhimu and walked out of the school gate. She stood on the other side of the road and looked back at the gate of the high school.

"I've never seen you enjoy school so much before."

Xu Zhimu looked at her excited red cheeks, and the girl also raised her eyes and smiled softly: "Because, this is a memory that only belongs to the two of us."

An Xiaomi held his arm, Xu Zhimu was stunned for a moment, and finally squeezed her little hand gently.

"Childish ghost..."

"The same to you!"

I got in the car and prepared to pick up a certain fair and big little girl.

And after the two of them left.

The girl who took the photo just now was still looking at the direction the two were leaving.

The best friend next to her patted her: "Don't look, that little brother is so far away, but that little brother is really handsome. Unfortunately, he already has a girlfriend."

The girl who took the photo opened her eyes slightly: "I always feel... as if I have seen them somewhere."

"What are you thinking? You just drove here by yourself in an Audi. You are definitely not a student anymore, at least you are a college student."

The two girls walked while talking, but when they were about to enter the school gate, their eyes caught sight of the photo wall of outstanding graduates next to them.

"Xu Zhimu, admitted to Binhai University."

"An Xiaomi, admitted to Binhai University."

From the look in this photo, the two girls' eyes suddenly widened and they looked at each other.

This... what kind of fairy couple are they!