Red Blood Dragon Knight
Chapter 1498: I'm interesting brother
"Your mother didn't teach you to be polite?" The tax police pointed at Ivan and Fox, and sternly shouted. m.
The term ‘you’ is usually top to bottom.
For a person with identity, even if you don’t know him, you should call the other party "Your Excellency." But like Leo, he is a big person at first glance, and he should be respected as a "respect driver". This is a nobleman. The most basic etiquette.
Failure to observe this etiquette is a naked offense. Generally, at this time, the opponent should throw a white glove in a duel, otherwise it will be difficult to mix in this circle in the future.
Ivan's arrogant address first annoyed Leo's guard.
Ivan couldn't help furious after hearing the knight's unceremonious reprimand.
As a nobleman, even though he is a distant branch of the royal family, he is also one of the rich family after all, and his bloodline is naturally much more noble than the ordinary nobles.
Even if the governor of the province of Morendo saw him, he had to be polite and greet him far away.
But now he was being trained by a little knight who had no rank on his shoulders and no medals on his chest. This was really shameful, especially in the face of untouchables.
Ivan couldn't help but snorted. The dignity of the nobleman cannot be violated. If you dare, you must pay the price~!
The Lord Baron cast a wink at the thugs next to him. Instruct them to step forward and support themselves, at least to show their muscles to these uninvited guests.
But looking at the black muzzles in the hands of the tax policemen, the thugs all had their scalp numb—the machine gun on the carriage could have a ring of barrels.
None of the thugs dared to take a step forward, but they were about to cry: Nima, boss, can you rely on the score?
These weapons can all be the legendary magic weapons-nine days and ten soul-seeking guns.
With the landing of humans, the coalition of humans deliberately propagated, various rumors about these weapons have spread throughout the Semitic continent.
It is said that as long as a finger is light, fire can be emitted from any black hole tube, sucking away the human soul.
Compared with the forbidden spell magic of the undead tribe, death is much more powerful. Even the dark mage coaxing with leather can't stop it, and the armor like a high-level knight's iron can can also be matched.
And this is not the most terrifying, the most terrifying is its quantity.
It is said that this weapon is produced by a machine, and a few parts are assembled together so that every soldier can assemble one.
This is equivalent to the murderous magic of every soldier.
Just imagine, hundreds of thousands of dark wizards...
In the face of such a powerful army, even the high priest had to flee.
And you want everyone to go up. Help you?
We have at most a few big knives in our hands.
Your brain is broken, our brains are not broken~!
Really catch up with the previous step, if you can't say you will be killed immediately.
Everyone is nothing more than a bunch of dog-legs that carry dogs in the country. When facing ordinary people with only five fighting strength, needless to say, they are naturally brave. But the army on the opposite side was an army that killed people without blinking. Who is not afraid of this?
Ivan looked at all the thugs who were all cowering. No one dared to step forward. Instead, they pushed each other and clashed back. He was even more furious at the moment: "You gang of useless rice buckets, I usually They were kept delicious and delicious, all of them were screaming. It seemed that they were all Titans Kalidan. But now they are all scared to pee.
This face was really lost to humans. Ivan was so angry that he almost crushed his teeth, turned around and snarled at the thugs: "What are you afraid of? Isn't it just a bunch of soldiers? I want to see what's under the sky. No King's Law? Do they dare to kill casually?"
Under his anger, his roar was extremely loud, and when he spoke, he kept spraying foam from his mouth. It was like a wild bear with a wound.
Amidst Ivan's roar, the thugs felt a strange feeling of hatred: When everything was fine, it was the master Ivan who said he was the king.
At this moment. The one who asked if there was Wang Fa, or this Master Ivan, when you couldn't beat others with you, started using Wang Fa as a shield?
Although they are unwilling in every way, people like them are paid after all, and they still have some professional ethics.
Under Ivan's stern urging, the thugs looked at each other reluctantly. Then he moved forward carefully.
The other party didn't look like an unreasonable person, or they would have all been abrupt by a mess.
Seeing these guys ready to move, the soldier on the top of the carriage sneered and lowered his gun. Then the trigger was pulled.
"Tutututu..."
Accompanied by the crisp gunfire, a long tongue of fire spurted from the muzzle.
The bullets rained down at the feet of the thugs.
I saw that the ground seemed to be boiling, and dust was constantly splashing.
The bullet lifted up chunks of dirt.
And at the moment the gun shot, the faces of those thugs had all turned white: Nima, these guys dare to shoot~!
And he didn't even say hello.
But at this time, they wanted to regret but it was too late.
Seeing the mud flying in front of them, in order to avoid the bullets splashing under their feet, they could only scream loudly while jumping desperately like a cramp, and backing awkwardly, like a group of dancing bears.
But the bullets of the machine gun kept chasing them.
When all the tax policemen watched, they all leaned forward in joy and laughed vigorously.
Tap dancing under this bullet has always been the traditional repertoire of these puppies.
When I went out to play hooligans, I met those guys who refused to pay taxes, so I gave them this paragraph.
Just fire a few shots at their feet, no matter how stubborn it is, no one will have to pay honestly.
Seeing the situation, Ivan's brain also buzzed, and his mind was blank, staring blankly as he watched the thugs jumping desperately there, screaming and wailing like a group of girls.
For the first time in his life, he encountered something trembling that scared him.
While Xiaobai looked at Ivan's pale face for a while, but she kept shaking her head and sighing: This stupid fat guy will be unlucky this time, and it's still unlucky~!
But looking at the look in his eyes, it seemed that he was a little more gloating. It would be better for this person to be obedient earlier. Lei Erye likes this kind of dissatisfaction the most.
The second master who is too obedient is embarrassed to start, and disobedience just hurts them into their bones.
It took a while, until the magazine of a machine gun was empty, and the continuous gunfire stopped.
The legs of the throbbing thugs were already tired, and the gunshots stopped, and they all fell to the ground, panting desperately. How long I stuck my tongue out, looking at the still smoking machine gun muzzle in horror.
Since the exercise just now was too intense, even if they were lying on the ground, their legs would twitch from time to time.
In order to dodge those ruthless bullets, they have put their old life together, and the soul that would frighten out has not returned.
See their wonderful performance. Leo smiled triumphantly, proud of his world-famous trick of the State Taxation Administration, did not speak, but looked at Ivan expectantly.
Ivan tremblingly took out a handkerchief from his pocket, then wiped it on his pale face, calmly, only then found that the fat man on the opposite side had been staring at him.
He was taken aback. Then he reacted, he stiffened his body, bowed slowly, and said: "Under Ivan, Fox, I have seen...I have seen the bureau...Your Excellency Director."
After the gunshots sounded, Lord Ivan suddenly understood everything: It is the tradition of the Semitic to entertain guests warmly and friendly, and the bad attitude is also a thing that is not in line with the noble chivalry spirit.
Of course the main reason. The old Semitic government army was too much to be able to fight back. Now this place is covered by this group of people. This situation is stronger than people, so naturally you can only listen to them.
Leo laughed at the moment, with a bold expression on his face: "You're welcome, you're welcome. Since ancient times, the God of Light and the Great Demon are all brothers. We eat rice in a pot and sleep in the same room. Who do we brothers follow? Who? You say yes? Hahahahaha..."
Everyone couldn't help crying or laughing, and they all showed bitter smiles: they slammed the door with their men. While making a relationship, this little fat man is really shameless.
I even swept them with a machine gun just now, and now I can actually talk so affectionately, which is really impressive...I can't help but admire, this little fat man is not young, but how can he be so shameless~!
This young master is indeed a mature politician.
Even Ivan almost pointed to his nose and asked: "When you shot everyone with a machine gun, what did you do?"
But in the end he opened his mouth, but he could only hold back his breath, and forced himself to endure it: Although as a nobleman, he was very arrogant in front of the common people, but because of this, he knew more clearly the reality before him.
He took a breath, forced himself to calm down, restored his aristocratic style, and said politely: "I wonder if your Excellency the Chief is looking for me today, what's the matter?"
Leo waved his hand and said, "It's okay. The director just heard that Elder Ivan is the largest landlord in the county. He is rich, rich, happy and generous, and has many guests.
So my brother came here to pay a visit. Haha, hahaha..."
Ivan froze for a moment, then picked the corners of his mouth, and tried his best to show only a crying smile. He looked at Leo, and while observing the expression of Lei Erye carefully, he asked tentatively: "Your Excellency Director. , Really just come to see?"
Leo put his hand on his waist, straightened his stomach, waved his other hand, and laughed boldly again: "It's really just to see, look at you, among us brothers, can you still trust me?"
Ivan grinned at the moment: This little fat man is really weird, and he is still the master of the sword. She doesn't blush even when she speaks such a cheeky.
I don't know who he learned from?
"Of course..." Leo suddenly coughed at this time, then changed his tone, showing an embarrassing look, and said: "Of course, there are some trivial matters to discuss with Brother Ivan. Haha, it's really a bit. It's a trivial matter. You don't need to worry about it. Hahahaha..."
Leo also deliberately stretched out his hand, pinching his thumb and index finger, indicating that it was really small.
Ivan sighed in his heart: It really is here.
The tax commissioner brought the hundred people to the door, and it was impossible to come to him for tea and chat. The other party was a group of humans, representing the rebellious Temporary Republican government of the Semitic. His Excellency Ivan was mentally prepared for this. .
He spread his hands helplessly. Said: "If there is anything, you can tell the director straight. As long as it can be done, brother, I won't blink."
At the same time, he suddenly remembered when he was a child, when the nurse held him to watch the killing of pigs-the fat big white pig was lying on the chopping board and kept groaning. But he could only watch the butcher's knife coming over.
The situation seemed to be no different from what I am now.
Leo Haha laughed twice and said, "It's really good to be Brother Ivan. Brother, I'll just say it."
He paused for a moment and said solemnly: "That's right, isn't it time to pay taxes? Knowing that Ivan is the big benefactor, and the brother is the head of the State Administration of Taxation. Naturally, he has to go there himself.
Brother will not give me this face, right? what? Hahahaha..."
Ivan was startled, and said: "But...but I am a nobleman? According to the law..."
Leo snorted immediately.
The knight next to him already shouted sharply: "What nobleman? Are you sick? Do you know it is now a republic?
The Senate and House of Representatives just passed a bill two days ago, and the nobility was completely abolished under the Semitic Republic.
Do you know that everyone will be equal in the future, and everyone will be citizens? do you know……"
Ivan felt like a bolt from the blue sky, his body shook, Haoxuan did not sit down on the ground: no nobles? The nobles who have been handed down for thousands of years just say that, then there will be no more?
Ivan seemed to see his title, title and privileges. With wings and flew away.
He stared at the knight in a daze, the scenery in front of him was completely black and white, and there was no hearing in his ears. Although he saw the opponent's mouth moving all the time, he didn't know what the man was talking about. Something.
After a while, I woke up, the color in front of me gradually returned to normal, and I heard the sound in my ears again.
I heard the knight on the opposite side continue to say: "If you talk about the nobles anymore, you are thinking about the false imperial court and plotting wrongdoing. Be careful that the master will arrest you and send you to the FBI for coffee.
By the way, their coffee is the most unsavory in the whole continent, and it can kill people casually~! "
There was a deep chill in the words.
Leo stretched out his hand and shook Ivan's face at this time, smiling. Said: "Brother, brother, do you understand?
Brother, I came all the way, just to collect a tax. You won't fail to give me this face, will you cooperate with me? "
Seeing the fat boy with a smirk from the insurance salesman, Ivan wanted to rush to strangle the fat boy to death, but the guard behind Leo kept pointing at him.
Ivan groaned for a long while, and then asked in a quiet voice, "How do you want me to cooperate?"
Leo immediately clapped his hands and exclaimed loudly: "As expected of Ivan, Fox, the famous fat sheep who recorded the first thousand and five...Bah bah bah bah...noble, really happy~!"
He paused, and when he raised his hand, someone next to him immediately passed a document.
Leo took it, then opened the file and read aloud: "Ivan, Baron Fox, male, thirty-five years old, lives in Baihua Manor, Butte County, Morando Province. Owns land, 13760. Three acres, in addition, there are shops and several properties.
According to the fourth paragraph of Article 1437 of the Provisional Government Tax Law, since the family’s land exceeds 300 mu, it must be levied at a progressive tax rate, with an additional one-third tax per mu.
Based on the current market price, that is, five silver coins per mu, the total is 6,800 gold coins.
In addition, real estate tax, head tax, commercial tax, cultural and entertainment tax, unified war tax, patriotic contribution tax, Great Demon Vatican reconstruction tax, city appearance management tax, environmental protection tax, small animal care tax..., Add cost, etc., for a total of 5,073 gold coins.
Adding the two together makes a total of 11,873 gold coins. "
Ivan couldn't help but his face was earthy. Even if he is a landlord of a county, he cannot pay so many taxes and such a huge amount of taxes. With so much money, he will either continue to buy land or invest in a house in the provincial capital.
At this time, Leo looked at him and laughed: "But it is because of the good face of our brotherhood. I am in charge and erase the odds for you, as long as you pay 11,800 gold coins. Up."
how about it? Brother, am I very interesting? "
Seeing him winking there, everyone present couldn't help but a strange idea arose: I wanted to find a pile of shit, stepped on it hard, twisted it twice, and then took off their shoes. Come down. Suck the flesh of this shameless little ruffian, white and tender face~!
Ivan held back his anger and said: "Your Excellency is really interesting, but I don't have so much money. I only have... one thousand, one thousand gold coins."
Leo was taken aback. Then he laughed again and said, "I don't have so much money? It doesn't matter.
Our Semitic government is also unreasonable. It has already anticipated this situation, so it has deliberately enacted a new economic policy.
You see, you only need to sign one word on this piece of paper, and sell the 13,463 mu of land to the Provisional Government at the price of five gold coins per mu. The government not only does not need to collect your money. And I have to find you fifty-seven thousand three hundred and fifteen gold coins.
Because the economy is strained during the war, there is no way to give you cash. But I will write you a note. If you pay taxes in the future, you can use the note to offset the tax.
Look, where are you looking for this cheap thing? Find a corner to squat and go for fun. "
Ivan almost breathed out blood. I didn't care much, and shouted angrily: "Five gold coins per mu? You are simply a robber~!"
Leo's face changed immediately, and he said, "Robber? You dog, you are really shameless.
Lao Tzu has checked the transaction records. When you buy your land from someone else, you can only get four gold coins at most. Now Lao Tzu gives you five in accordance with the laws of market economy. Are you still not satisfied?
Grandma's, what do you want to do?
Now it is the home of the Semitic Provisional Government. What Lao Tzu said is Wang Fa. You **** don't listen to Lao Tzu. Do you still want to rebel? "
Ivan couldn't help but complain secretly: He also forcibly bought the original land from others. Therefore, the land price pressure is extremely low.
Unexpectedly, these guys actually used the transaction records to force their purchases. This can be regarded as a cocoon.
Leo suddenly smiled at this time and said: "I said Lao Yi. If you sign, there are many benefits. For example, the white next to me is the general manager of a world-famous quantum hedge investment fund.
As long as it is signed, it will collect the tax bill from you at a 30% discount. Then, you can take the cash and invest elsewhere. For example, now railways, communications, these are all extremely popular industries, and there is no loss.
how about it? Brother, am I very interesting? "
Ivan couldn't help showing an uncertain look on his face.
At this time, Leo continued: "Don't blame brother, I didn't remind you that this tax must be paid on time. If you delay paying the tax for a day, you will have to pay a 10% late fee."
Ivan couldn't help but shudder, 10% a day, that is more than 7,000 gold coins~! This **** group of tax collectors is much worse than the high-profits.
And seeing this little fat man look impatient, as if he wanted to pull his legs away, he thought for a while, and finally gritted his teeth and said, "I sign~!"
If you don’t sign right now, then as soon as the fat guy leaves, who knows when he will see him again, maybe all the money will be deducted, and you will have to pay him again. At that time, you will lose out. Up.
At the same time, he also looked at Leo's little hand very carefully, very doubtful whether his hand was also like the legend, holding the stone and gently grasping it, you can grab the cream from it.
Leo laughed at the moment, and said, "That's right, follow the second master and I will definitely guarantee that you won't suffer."
At this time, Ivan also took the risk~www.wuxiaspot.com~ took the pen, and signed the document.
Leo received the document at the moment, and then looked back and forth, then his face changed, and he shouted: "Left and right, Ivan Fox set up a private court in the Baihua Manor and beat civilians at random, which seriously violated the Semitic Constitution. Take him with him. All of the party members were taken down by me. Handed over to the city guard for processing."
Ivan couldn't help looking at Leo in astonishment.
At this time, a group of tax policemen rushed forward and arrested him and the group of thugs.
Ivan couldn't help yelling and yelling.
But Leo turned a deaf ear to the family of four, and looked at the young man and said, "Brother, we saved you, so we must remember to send us a banner to the State Taxation Administration to see righteousness." (To be continued. If you like this work, you are welcome to come to the starting point (an) to vote for recommendation votes and monthly tickets. Your support is my biggest motivation. For mobile phone users, please go to an to read.)
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