Rise From the Humble

"Ahem, this clerical error is a bit excessive," Zhu Ping'an looked away from the rice paper and coughed.

The difference between the words "shi" and "shi" is not that big. If you can't write the word "shi", or if you write the word "shi" by mistake, it is understandable. However, if you mistakenly write the word "shi" as "shi" "Position", this clerical error was a bit excessive, and Zhu Ping'an even doubted whether the naughty kid did it on purpose.

"Good nephew, it's not just that simple. How ignorant and unskilled he is to make such a mistake!" Marquis Linhuai couldn't calm down.

"Ahem, I was careless for a moment, but I won't make such low-level mistakes in the future." Zhu Ping'an defended the naughty kid with lack of confidence.

"If this sentence is careless, then what about the next sentence? I'll compare him with 'When I was four years old, my uncle took away my mother's ambition'. Do you know how he explained it?!" The Marquis of Linhuai became even more emotional when he mentioned this sentence. He was excited, and his chest was rising and falling violently, as if he was about to explode in the next second.

Well!

The Marquis of Linhuai looked several times more excited than before, and Zhu Ping'an suddenly became curious. How to translate "bear child"? !

"I think I understand this sentence very well." The naughty boy raised his fat face, his confidence not diminished at all.

Confidence is something that naughty kid has always mastered, and no one is better than him!

There was going to be an explosion at the Marquis of Linhuai. Zhu Ping'an asked the naughty kid before the Marquis of Linhuai exploded, "Brother Rui, how did you explain it?"

"This sentence is not difficult. 'When I was four years old, my uncle took away my mother's virginity'. It means 'when I was four years old, my uncle took away my mother's virginity'." The naughty boy raised his fat face and explained confidently. road.

I have a bulge!

"When I was four years old, my uncle took away my mother's virginity" means "When I was four years old, my uncle took away my mother's virginity"? ! !

puff!

After Zhu Ping'an heard the naughty boy's explanation, he couldn't hold back on the spot and spit out a mouthful of tea. What’s special about you is not just a talent. You are Xiu’er. Tianxiu, ***, Dihuazhixiu, and Good Fortune Zhongshenxiu are not as good as yours.

Zhu Ping'an stared at the naughty kid Brother Rui with his mouth wide open, with a look of "Fuck" and admiration written all over his face.

After arranging for your old father to be castrated and brought into the palace, you also made clear arrangements for your old mother!

At this moment, Zhu Ping'an felt a little sorry for Linhuai Marquis Li Tingzhu, and he checked his son's homework with longing, hoping to see that his son was excellent in both homework and filial piety. As a result, his son was not only poor in homework, but also in filial piety. The father was castrated and entered the palace, and arranged for his uncle to take away the mother's virginity.

What a good "Chen Qing Biao", but you interpreted it as a bloody drama integrating palace fighting, human nature and ethics.

Zhu Ping'an looked at the Marquis of Linhuai and then at the naughty kid. He was his biological child. In this case, the Marquis of Linhuai didn't beat the naughty kid to death, which fully proved that the naughty kid was his biological child.

"I'll let you 'take away my mother's ambition'." The Marquis of Linhuai finally exploded. He violated the principles of physics at this moment. His fat body made elegant movements and snatched the naughty child away from Zhu Ping'an with lightning speed. He was pulled out from behind, pushed down on the chair, and slapped on the butt.

Ouch. The naughty child’s voice can be heard far away.

It took a lot of effort for Zhu Ping'an to rescue the naughty child from the bear paw of Marquis Linhuai.

"Ahem, uncle, Brother Rui may not have been paying attention in class recently. He...his previous homework should be good."

Zhu Ping'an found a reason to appease the Marquis of Linhuai.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuah, I have learned a lot in the past, and I will never have diarrhea like this broken "Chen Qing Biao"" The naughty child snorted twice, and raised his head 45 degrees again, with that familiar fascination. The confidence returned to his fat face.

Xiu'er, sit down!

Zhu Ping'an couldn't help but cover his face when he saw the naughty boy's behavior. I just said casually that I would find a step for you to get off. I didn't ask you to stand up! He stepped on the table and stood up! "I learned a lot in the past, and it's not like I have diarrhea like "Chen Qing Biao"" You have a lot of words.

really!

Hearing the naughty boy's confident expression, the Marquis of Linhuai looked at the naughty boy like a wild monster attracted by hatred. He became interested in comparing himself with the naughty boy and casually wrapped the cane around his hand like a riding crop. , walked to the bookshelf, took out a volume at random, opened a page, pointed at one of the sentences, and said to the naughty child, "Okay, didn't you say that you have learned well before? Didn't you say no? Is it like diarrhea in "Chen Qing Biao"? Then tell me this sentence of reconciliation?"

"The solution is the solution, just be optimistic about it." The naughty kid's self-confidence is never lacking, nor is it false.

Brother Rui, the naughty kid, looked at the sentence pointed by Marquis Linhuai, and Zhu Pingan also looked over.

I saw that the Marquis of Linhuai was referring to exactly what he was referring to: In the future, when the donkey brays, the tiger will be frightened.

Just reading this sentence, Zhu Ping'an knew that it was from "The Donkey of Guizhou" by Liu Zongyuan, one of the Eight Great Masters of the Tang and Song Dynasties. The famous idiom "The Donkey of Guizhou has no skills" came from this chapter.

"In the future, when the donkey brays, the tiger will be frightened." This sentence is very simple, and it can be said that there is no difficulty at all.

Zhu Ping'an believed that the naughty boy would be able to explain it easily.

Um.

Zhu Ping'an glanced at Linhuai Marquis Li Tingzhu, and couldn't help but give him a thumbs up. Sure enough, Jiang was still very spicy. It seemed like he had picked a book at random, selected a page at random, and picked it at random. One sentence is actually quite particular, and I chose such a simple one on purpose.

The Marquis of Linhuai was very good at controlling the strength.

Yes, there are steps. The next step is explained by the naughty boy, and both parties can use the slope to get off the donkey.

"What's the meaning of this sentence? Please explain it quickly." Linhuai Marquis clicked on this sentence and urged the naughty boy.

You should hurry up, Zihou and I still have serious things to talk about. This is what the Marquis of Linhuai is saying.

"Brother Rui, please solve it. I believe you can do it." Zhu Pingan smiled slightly and picked up the teacup again.

"Ahem, this sentence is very simple. Listen carefully." The naughty boy cleared his throat, with a face of confidence and momentum, and explained loudly with his hands behind his back, "'In the future, the donkey will roar and the tiger will be frightened. 'The meaning of this sentence is 'As soon as he said this, the donkey brayed and the tiger was startled'."

puff!

Zhu Ping'an just took a sip of tea and spit it all out again. He stared at the naughty boy with a look of disbelief on his face!

As soon as he said this, the donkey brayed, and the tiger was so frightened that Liu Zongyuan's coffin board could no longer hold it!

Showman, sit down like a motherfucker!

No!

Get down!

Such a simple sentence, you suddenly started driving! You even made such a sharp turn when you came up!

"My dear nephew, don't stop me. I'm going to kill this ignorant, filthy-minded scoundrel, so that he won't be embarrassed when he goes out in the future. Our old Li family has been honorable and loyal to the country from generation to generation. We can't lose it." Get rid of this person." At this moment, Linhuai Marquis Li Tingzhu's roar could almost knock over the roof.