Rise From the Humble

"Brother Hu, it's no longer interesting to keep things secretive now. Let's just be honest with each other."

Zhu Pingan really couldn't stand the fat man's pretentious behavior, so he put down the tea cup and said to the greasy fat man.

"I'll go! Let's be honest with each other?! You are really such a person! Sorry, I don't have the habit of splitting up my peach and cutting my sleeves off!"

When the greasy fat man heard this, his expression changed drastically. His fat face was full of fear, and he almost fell off the chair.

Nima, what the hell are you thinking? ! Zhu Ping'an was so speechless that the corner of his mouth twitched. He no longer gave the fat man a chance to explore his imagination. He stood up and left the table. He clasped his hands to the greasy fat man seriously and said: "Brother Xu, let me formally meet you. I am Zhu Ping'an from Xiahe." .”

Wheels!

The greasy fat man completely fell off the chair. He looked at Zhu Pingan with a fat face full of surprise and surprise, "What did you call me? Little brother, you must have drunk too much. I am Brother Hu, what is it?" Brother Xu. That crazy guy named Xu is next door. Being a neighbor with him is really bad luck for eight lifetimes."

"Xu Wei, Xu Wenchang, I have admired your name for a long time." Zhu Pingan was unmoved, looked at the fat man with a smile, and clasped his hands in greeting again.

Zhu Ping'an's eyes were burning, and the fat man's eyes flickered. After looking at each other for two seconds, the fat man turned away in defeat.

"Let's talk first, I don't have any money. If I come here to collect debts, you will be disappointed." Xu Wei stopped denying his identity, raised his fat face, and spread his hands like a dead pig who is not afraid of boiling water.

Debt collection? ! Who spends so much money collecting debt? ! Treat you to dinner every now and then and clean your room for you? !

Liu Mu and Liu Dadao couldn't help but look sideways.

"Haha, brother Xu, don't worry, we are not debt collectors. We have admired brother Xu's name for a long time and came here because of his reputation."

Zhu Pingan smiled.

"I'm not a debt collector. You told me earlier. You scared me. I have to eat a piece of meat to comfort my head." Xu Wei got up from the ground and patted his butt. The old man sat on the chair and picked up the chopsticks. He put a piece of Dongpo meat in his mouth and was about to chew it when his eyes suddenly widened. He suddenly turned his head to look at Zhu Pingan and screamed strangely, "Wait, you, what did you say your name was just now?" !”

"Brother Xu, let me introduce myself again. My younger brother, Zhu Ping'an, is from Xiahe Village. Currently, I am..."

Before Zhu Ping'an finished speaking, he heard a strange scream coming from Xu Wei's mouth, and then he fell to the ground with his chair, and a pair of chopsticks flew far away in his hand.

"You! You! You are Zhu Pingan!!!" Xu Wei got up from the ground, picked up the chopsticks without hesitation, and came directly to Zhu Pingan. His fat face was almost in front of Zhu Pingan, and his little eyes were wide open. The drum is almost coming out, looking at Zhu Pingan from his head to his feet, and then from his feet to his head, like studying an alien.

Zhu Ping'an ducked to the side without leaving a trace. He couldn't help but hide. This guy was like a watering can, and his saliva was almost spraying on his face.

"Yes, my younger brother is Zhu Pingan." Zhu Pingan nodded.

After Xu Wei got Zhu Pingan's confirmation, he stared at Zhu Pingan from beginning to end with his small eyes. He especially stared at Zhu Pingan's face carefully, as if Zhu Pingan's face had blossomed. After looking at it for a long time, he shook his head and said , "You are not three-headed and six-armed, and your head is not big either. You are far from Doucai. Also, your appearance is too ordinary. You are not as handsome and handsome as me."

"Ahem, what? There are rumors that I have three heads and six arms, a head as big as a bucket, and is handsome?" Zhu Ping'an couldn't help but twitching the corner of his mouth.

"It's more than just a rumor. In the provincial examination, you became the youngest person to be elected in Nanzhili. When you tasted the Deer Ming Banquet, I was famous in Sunshan, huddled in the inn, eating preserved fruits cold with leftover soup, and I heard praises about you several times. Sound, some people said that you are handsome and unrestrained, as graceful as a banished immortal, with a head as big as a bucket, and you are as intelligent as the ancient and modern. In addition, some time ago when you were fighting against the Japanese pirates to defend Jingnan, some people said that you were invulnerable with three heads and six arms. You held an iron gun and were able to defeat the Japanese pirates. Seven in and seven out of the group, the Japanese pirates were killed as if they were Zhao Zilong alive. They were just telling lies with their eyes open."

Xu Wei spat on the ground and said angrily.

Zhao Zilong was handsome and handsome, and his wisdom was unparalleled in ancient and modern times. Zhu Ping'an couldn't help but blush when he heard this.

"Oh, God is so unfair. I, Xu, have been in school for more than 20 years and have failed to pass the provincial examination several times. Why is it that you, a boy, are so lucky? You have not yet reached your prime, but you have already passed the boy's examination. , county examinations, prefecture examinations, township examinations, joint examinations, and palace examinations, you passed all the tests, and finally came out on top in the high school. You rode a horse across the capital, and made so many young girls and wives excited. You are so hateful."

Xu Wei glanced at Zhu Ping'an, his small eyes full of envy, jealousy and hatred, and he grinned and sighed.

"Young master, I really can't bear it anymore. Xu, you said that God is unfair, but I think God is very fair. Apart from anything else, you are still sleeping in bed at midnight, but my young master is still burning the midnight oil at midnight. Read, get up before dawn the next day." Liu Dadao couldn't bear it anymore and said while suppressing his temper.

"Ahem, I'm going to sleep. That's because I have read the book thoroughly and have a clear understanding of the knowledge. I need to sleep to recharge my batteries."

Xu Wei coughed and replied with a slightly red face.

Liu Dadao originally wanted to ridicule Xu Wei again. Others sleep to recharge to study and work better the next day. You sleep to recharge so that you can sleep better the next day. Can it be the same? But he thought Zhu Ping'an told him when he came, so he held back in order not to ruin Zhu Ping'an's affairs.

"Dadao, Brother Xu is a genius and cannot be treated as an ordinary person." Zhu Pingan shook his head slightly and said to Liu Dadao.

"Haha, why am I the master and you are the follower? This is the reason." Xu Wei said proudly.

Liu Dadao snorted and said nothing.

"Brother Xu, I have been visiting you again and again, but I really want to ask for something." Zhu Pingan stood up and cupped his hands.

"What's the matter?" Old God Xu Wei sat on the chair and raised his head and asked.

"Ping'an is determined to wipe out the Japanese pirates, be loyal to the country, and pray for the people. I also ask Brother Xu to come out and help me."

Zhu Ping'an bowed to Xu Wei and said with a long bow.

When Xu Wei heard this, he did not stand up, agree or refuse, but raised his head and looked at Zhu Pingan with a chuckle, "What do you think of me?"

"Brother Xu is a genius. His writings, poems, and paintings are all extraordinary. He has a good plan and a straightforward temperament. He has been admiring Ping An for a long time."

Zhu Pingan replied.

"How does it compare to you?" Xu Wei asked again.

"Even worse than that." Zhu Pingan replied.

"In that case, why am I not Cao, Sun and Liu, but Xun, Zhang and Zhuge?" Xu Wei asked with a smile.