Rise From the Humble

"Ruonan and girl, you said you are harmless to people and animals in the military camp?" Zhu Pingan glanced at the demon Ruonan, shook his head and laughed.

"You are asking questions knowingly! We are not bad people, nor are we enemies, and of course we are harmless to people and animals in your military camp! What about military laws and disciplines, you are just using chicken feathers as arrows! Find fault with the eggs!"

Hearing this, the witch Ruonan snorted coldly, raised her heroic eyebrows, and choked out with a temper.

"First, under military law, everyone is equal! No one can enjoy privileges! If just because I know you, you enjoy privileges and can enter and leave the military camp at will, then where does that leave other people and where does military law stand?! If you are a boy or girl, I remember that you were jealous of the privileged officials?! What, do you want to become the person you hated and resisted in the beginning?! The dragon-slaying hero will eventually become an evil dragon?!" Zhu Ping'an looked at the enchantress. Ruonan twitched the corner of his mouth and said slowly.

"You're talking nonsense! I didn't!" The demon girl Ruonan shook her head vigorously, but she involuntarily took a half step back. This step back showed that Zhu Pingan's words hit home.

"Secondly, I told you before that after three years in the army, sows compete with Diaochan. Any thin and fair man in the military camp will be swayed, not to mention that you are very beautiful. Don't say that you are disguised as a man, I'm going to As I said before, your butt is a little too perky and has too many flaws. Your figure is too plump and full of flaws. Have you noticed that a group of soldiers have been looking here from time to time? It’s not that I look down on women, but The current situation is such that women entering the military camp are like sparks falling on gunpowder!"

Zhu Pingan continued.

"Asshole, where are you looking?" When the demon girl Ruonan heard Zhu Pingan say that her buttocks were a little raised, she immediately looked like a cat that had its tail stepped on. She gritted her teeth and glared at Zhu Pingan, her pretty face flushed.

"Uncle." When Hua'er heard Zhu Pingan say that she was too plump, she immediately blocked the food basket in front of her. Her baby's fat little face looked like it was bleeding from embarrassment. She looked at Zhu Pingan with shyness and anger, and lowered her head. head.

Uh, are you focusing on the wrong thing? ! Zhu Pingan twitched the corner of his mouth with a speechless expression and continued, "Third, kindness does not control soldiers, justice does not control wealth, and strict enforcement of military laws is the best way to run the army! If you want to strictly enforce the law, you must lead by example. In this way Be able to convince the masses and win the support and support of the soldiers. Currently, all the soldiers in the camp eat from a big pot. If I turn on a small stove, how will the soldiers in the whole camp look at me?! All the soldiers in the camp, relatives and friends, cannot come in and out of the military camp at will. If you, as my My relatives and friends are old, but I can ignore military laws and enter and exit the military camp at will. What will the entire battalion think of me?! I abuse my privileges and put myself above the entire battalion. If such behavior can convince the public, won't I lose the morale of the military?! If I lose my military morale?! If the morale of the army is lost and I can’t command every soldier, what else can I do as a commander?!”

"I'm sorry, uncle." Hua'er, Baozi's little maid, heard Zhu Ping'an say something so serious and suddenly became nervous and at a loss.

"You scholars are the best at sophistry. You are always eloquent and can make unreasonable arguments. You can make everything black and white!"

The demon girl Ruonan was speechless for a few seconds, then snorted. She couldn't help Zhu Ping'an, so she changed it to a personal attack.

"What I said is reasonable, you are unreasonable." Zhu Pingan said lightly.

"You say I'm unreasonable?!" The demon girl Ruonan was furious again, and then burst into laughter. She looked at Zhu Ping'an with a smile, and said in a long and delicate voice full of threats, "Then I'm really unreasonable. Zhu Ping'an, you can't use military law to deal with Erdan and Datou, otherwise I will let my hair down and shout indecency."

Zhu Pingan was speechless!

The demon girl Ruo Nan was extremely proud when she saw this.

"Let's do this. I'll ask you a simple question. If you can answer it, I will exempt Erdan, Datou and the others from the military law. Otherwise, you will leave the camp honestly and do not hinder my military law."

Zhu Ping'an looked at the demon Ruo Nan as if he had no choice but to compromise, sighed, and said.

The witch Ruonan was looking at Zhu Ping'an warily, "Although I don't want to admit it, I have to say that you, a bookworm, know too much. If you ask questions about the Four Books and Five Classics, how can I answer them?"

"It's not a question about the Four Books and Five Classics. It's a simple question. Didn't we just talk about relatives and friends? My question is a simple 'name' question. Simply put, it's a question of what should so-and-so call so-and-so." Zhu Ping'an twitched the corner of his mouth, "Why, if a boy or a girl doesn't even have confidence in this kind of question?!"

"Who doesn't have confidence anymore? What's so difficult about this kind of title issue? Let alone one, just two or three, my aunt is not afraid." The demon Ruonan took a step forward and said with confidence.

It was daybreak, the rain had stopped, and the demon Ruonan felt that she could do it again.

Baozi's little maid Hua'er's eyes also lit up. She was quite good at addressing relatives. After all, as little maids, addressing them is a skill that they must master, and it is also a skill that is used quite frequently.

Zhu Ping'an looked at the demon Ruonan and twitched his lips, "No need to ask two or three questions. I only have one question. As long as you can answer it, I will exempt them from military law. Otherwise, just step aside obediently and don't obstruct it." I march the law.”

"Okay, Zhu Ping'an, you must keep your word!" The demon girl Ruonan was afraid that Zhu Ping'an would not keep his word, so she said angrily, "That Confucius of yours said something, 'If a man does not keep his word, he does not know what he is worth.' .”

"Of course, a gentleman's words are hard to follow!" Zhu Pingan nodded vigorously, and then looked at the demon girl Ruonan, "I hope Ruonan and girls will be the same."

"Nonsense! Auntie, of course I will keep my word!" The demon girl Ruonan rolled her eyes, full of confidence.

"Okay. Then I'll start. The question is later, you have to listen carefully. What about the Three Kingdoms period?"

Zhu Pingan nodded and began to describe the problem.

"I'm familiar with the Three Kingdoms. I kidnapped a storyteller in the village before and listened to him talk about the Three Kingdoms for half a year."

A witch is as cheerful and confident as a man.

"During the Three Kingdoms period, there was a man named Zhou Yu." Zhu Pingan continued.

"I know Zhou Gongjin." The demon girl Ruonan's confidence continued to grow.

"He has a wife named Xiao Qiao." Zhu Pingan continued.

"The most beautiful woman in the Three Kingdoms, she also has a sister named Da Qiao." The demon Ruonan's confidence continues to grow.

"Yes, she has a sister named Da Qiao, and Da Qiao's husband is named Sun Ce." Zhu Pingan nodded and continued.

"You are the number one bully in Jiangdong." The demon Ruonan's confidence continued to grow.

"Sun Ce has a sister named Sun Shangxiang, and she married Liu Bei as his wife," Zhu Pingan continued.

"Big-eared thief, I think he is the most hypocritical person in the Three Kingdoms, and he is also the most incompetent person. He cries at every turn, abandons his wife and runs away at every turn. He also says that brothers are like brothers and sisters, and wives are like clothes, bah!"

When the demon Ruonan spurned Liu Bei, her confidence continued to grow.

Zhu Pingan: "Liu Bei has a son named Adou"

The witch Ruonan said: "Adou, who cannot be supported, if I give birth to such a son, I will not stay in Changbanpo and throw him. I will throw him as soon as he is born."

Zhu Pingan: "Adou has a queen named Queen Zhang, and Queen Zhang's mother is named Xiahou."

The witch Ruonan said: "I know, her father is Xia Houyuan. When she went out to cut firewood in the city, she was kidnapped by the pervert Zhang Fei to be her wife."

Zhu Pingan: "Xiahou's father is Xiahouyuan, and Xiahouyuan has an older brother named Xiahoudun."

The demon girl Ruonan said: "Three Kingdoms, I admire Xiahou Dun the most. After being shot in the eye, he flicked the arrow and licked the eye. This is a man, not like someone else."

"Then the question comes." Zhu Pingan looked at the demon Ruonan with a smile, "What should Zhou Yu call Xiahou Dun?!"

The witch Ruonan spoke confidently: "Zhou Yu should call Xiahou Dun, huh?!"

The demon girl Ruonan's confidence suddenly bottomed out. She frowned and thought hard, saying to herself, "What should Zhou Yu call Xiahou Dun?". She couldn't figure it out for a long time. She looked at Hua'er blankly and found that Hua'er was even more confused.