Rise From the Humble

On Suzhou Street, there were lanterns and festoons, gongs and drums blaring, and countless ordinary people happily chased the two cars in front of them and threw rotten eggs and rotten vegetable leaves.

On the carriage were piled up the corpses of Japanese pirates dressed in black, short in stature, with a crescent head, and vicious.

This is a standard real Japanese, and you can tell that you can't make a mistake just by looking at it.

Being fierce while alive, dare to be so fierce when dead? !

The common people have suffered from the Japanese pirates for a long time, and the Japanese pirates have been raging in the south of the Yangtze River for so many years. Almost every common people has seven aunts, eight aunts or relatives who have been killed and ruined by the Japanese pirates. Now is the time to take revenge.

Therefore, rotten eggs and rotten vegetable leaves were thrown onto the carts like rain, and the common people had no practice and lack of accuracy. The soldiers driving the carts would inevitably be affected, with several rotten eggs and rotten vegetable leaves hanging on their bodies.

"Men and young men, aunts and aunts, please be careful when throwing things. I am my own person, not a Japanese pirate." The soldier driving the car couldn't help complaining to the people who were throwing things around.

"Hahaha, sorry brother, we are so excited." People laughed.

"Brother, your parade is over today. Come to our 'Xilaibu' cloth shop. Our cloth shop will give each of you a good cotton cloth for free, which is enough for you to make four sets of clothes. Don't worry, don't worry about me breaking my promise and getting fat. What matters in business is honesty, besides, the neighbors are all around, so I keep my word."

A man who looked like a shopkeeper threw a rotten cabbage onto the cart, and then made a promise to the soldiers driving the carriage.

The common people around booed and said to testify for them, if shopkeeper Wang wanted to break his promise, they would prevent him from doing business.

"Thank you, Shopkeeper Wang, thank you everyone."

When the soldiers driving the chariot heard that they could receive a piece of cloth after the end, they happily clasped their fists and thanked them, and there was no longer any complaints.

"You know, at least more than a thousand Japanese pirates died this time, more than 500 Japanese pirates died on the land mountain, and more than 500 Japanese pirates died on the bottom of the sea to feed the fish. In addition to pulling two carts to our Suzhou parade, there are also several cities. They are parading the corpses of Japanese pirates through the streets."

"What is more than one thousand, it is more than two thousand. Also, do you know that the Zhejiang army stationed in our Suzhou is the hero this time? More than half of the Japanese pirates who died on land were killed by the Zhejiang army." Yes, I heard that everyone in the Zhejiang army can make a palm shot."

"What kind of thunder in the palm of your hand? It's a firecracker. Haven't you seen the Wei-style general artillery at the gate of our city? The firecracker is a miniature version of the artillery. It is said that everyone in the Zhejiang army has a firecracker, and they are all gods." Shooter, shoot wherever you want, especially Master Zhu, the commander of the Zhejiang Army, I heard that one gun can kill two birds flying in the sky."

"It's so powerful, no wonder it was able to kill so many Japanese pirates. Now that the Japanese pirates are rampant, there is such a capable army stationed outside our Suzhou city. I can feel more at ease in my heart."

"In the past, the Zhejiang army camp was crackling, and I still thought they were noisy. My mother-in-law once went to the gate of others to make a fuss. Now I really regret it. I won't talk about it. I will teach my mother-in-law a lesson when I go home, and then give it to the Zhejiang army camp. Sheep express their feelings."

"And me, I'll go with you too. I'll buy half a piece of pork and send it with you."

"I'll go too. Although my family's conditions are poor, the meat buns made by my mother-in-law are excellent. I will buy ten catties of pork and ask my mother-in-law to make a few large pots of meat buns. After they are cooked, they will be sent to the Zhejiang army. Try my mother-in-law's handicraft."

The onlookers threw rotten vegetables and rotten eggs at the corpses of the Japanese pirates in the car, and at the same time they talked one after another.

As we talked, many ordinary people spontaneously and unanimously went to the Zhejiang Army camp to give condolences and rewards.

For a while, there was an endless stream of ordinary people who came to reward the army at the gate of the Zhejiang Army camp. Even the soldiers stationed on the river bank outside the gate and on the bridge were surrounded by fruits, pastries and cooked food.

When the common people spontaneously went to the military camp to reward the army, three beggars in ragged clothes and disheveled hair came to the outside of Suzhou city with sticks. Looking at the prosperous ten-mile Suzhou outer city, they tremblingly raised their hands and pointed. He said, laughing and crying at the same time, the whole person was extremely emotional.

"Here we are, we have finally arrived in Suzhou. This journey is really difficult. However, once we arrive in Suzhou, we will have everything. This Suzhou city is so prosperous, much more prosperous than Yingtian. My nephew is in charge of this city. , it shows how much you have the trust of the Holy Majesty and the Governor, this is a lucrative job."

Among the three, there was a beggar in the middle, about forty or fifty years old. He stretched out his hand to brush his oily hair, straightened his dirty robe, raised his head, straightened his waist, and tried his best to pose as a literati. Mo Ke's demeanor, with an excited expression on his face.

However, for a beggar to make such an action, not only does not have the demeanor of a scholar, but it looks ridiculous.

An old dog bared its teeth, and the beggar waved his stick and scolded, and then drove him away. He used the stick skillfully.

"Oh, Brother Zhu, if we went to visit Nephew Ling directly when we arrived in Yingtian instead of going to Liuxianglou to recuperate, why would we be here?"

Hearing the emotion of the beggar in the middle, the beggar on the left could not help frowning and sighing, complaining.

"Yeah, otherwise there wouldn't be more incidents for no reason, so that I'm in such a mess today."

The beggar on the right couldn't help complaining along with him. Thinking of what happened to Ying Tian, ​​he couldn't help covering his face and sighing.

"Ahem, didn't I feel that the road was full of dust and the appearance was not dignified enough, so I went to visit directly, afraid that people would look down on us, and even my nephew's face would be dull, so I thought about going to Liuxiang Building to take a bath and change clothes, and take a rest On this day, go to visit your nephew in good spirits."

The beggar in the middle couldn't help but blushed, but fortunately he couldn't see the dirt on his face, so he coughed and forced his respect.

"Take a bath and change clothes to rest, and you don't need to go to Liuxiang Building." The beggar on the left still frowned and complained.

"That's right, where is Liuxiang Tower? Yingying Yanyan's Ecstasy Cave, you can take a bath and change clothes in ordinary restaurants."

The beggar on the right also complained.

"Ahem, didn't I think that our old men are clumsy, and the girls in Liuxianglou are ingenious. They can bathe and change clothes in Liuxianglou, and let the girls give us a full hairstyle or something."

Although the beggar in the middle was blushing, but the excuse to hold the honor was easy and effortless.

"I've got my hair done on the bed. Is it the top hair or the bottom hair?!"

The beggar on the left mercilessly exposed the lies of the beggar in the middle, and he couldn't bear it long ago.

"Forget about the girls in Liuxianglou, why do you want to find a married woman, so that we have fallen into such a situation."

The beggar on the right is also a question.

"Cough cough cough cough."

The old beggar in the center flushed with embarrassment and coughed to cover it up.