Rise From the Humble

"What kind of beggar are you? Open your eyes and take a closer look. Do you feel familiar to me?"

The beggar in the middle was driven away like a tiger whose tail was stepped on. He pointed at his face and shouted loudly.

"You're so familiar, who do you think you are? There's no mirror, so you always have to pee, and you don't even pee and take a photo!"

"Your face is as dirty as the bottom of a pot. Even your parents don't recognize you. How can we tell that you look familiar?!"

"Let's go, let's go to the city if you want to beg for food. I won't starve you. Don't make trouble here. If it affects the Zhejiang army's drill and formation, you will not be able to atone for your sins even if you are an outcast for ten lifetimes."

"What a face, you want to eat your shit."

When people heard the beggars' cries, they couldn't help laughing and drove them out without mercy.

The Zhejiang Army is the patron saint of Suzhou. The Zhejiang Army comes out to patrol the city every day for training, but these three beggars cannot influence it.

People chased people away without mercy.

The three beggars were unable to defeat the others with their fists. The dog-beating sticks in their hands were all dropped in the chaos. They were driven to the roadside in a panic. The beggar in the middle even slipped and fell in the chaos. Dogs eat shit.

"This is unreasonable, this is unreasonable, it is really insulting to gentlemen, do you know who I am?" The beggar in the middle got up from the ground in embarrassment, smoothed his hair with his hands, stamped his feet hard, and shouted hysterically.

"Hahaha, who are you? You are a beggar. Who else can you be?! Who do you think you are?"

"Come here, whoever has urine will wake him up"

"The one who is angry and peeing yellow goes first to wake him up. The one who has eaten fruit today stays behind, don't let him taste the sweetness."

When people heard the beggar's hysterical shouting, they couldn't help but burst into laughter, falling forward and backward with laughter.

"Shut up! Listen to me!"

"I tell you who I am!"

"My nephew Zhu Pingan!"

"Zhu is the country's surname 'Zhu', Ping is the 'Ping' that governs the country and the world, and An is the 'An' that makes warriors guard the four directions, Zhu Ping'an! Did you hear clearly?! I'll say it again if you didn't hear clearly, my nephew Zhu Pingan!!!”

The beggar in the middle took a deep breath, held his head high, and shouted with all his strength to the people around him.

After shouting, the beggar raised his chin and looked around at everyone again with a proud look on his face, like a hen that had laid eggs.

Nephew Zhu Pingan!

This sentence seemed to give him a great buff, instantly making him great.

However, this is not the case to outsiders.

"Nephew Zhu Ping'an?? Zhu Ping'an? He's talking about Lord Zhu Ping'an, the commander-in-chief of the Zhejiang Army and the deputy envoy of the Jiangsu and Zhejiang Prosecution and Prosecution Department?!"

"He is a stinky beggar, and he dares to claim to be Mr. Zhu's uncle! This is a humiliation to Mr. Zhu!"

"Come on, someone is pretending to be Mr. Zhu's uncle. Go call the Yamen and call the officers to catch this pretender!"

"Come on, don't make trouble here. The Japanese are causing chaos these days and it's affecting the army's training. Can you afford it?!"

Naturally, people don’t believe what a stinky beggar says. These days, there are more and more people running carriages with their mouths filled with just a few drops of cat urine. Uncle Zhu at the entrance of the village drinks too much and often claims to be a relative of the emperor, saying that his ancestors are from the royal family. As for the illegitimate child; there is also Zhang Dabai in the town. When he drinks too much, he often says that his abilities are beyond ordinary people. He does it ten times in one night, but the result is that he pulls his crotch once in ten days. This is not nonsense. It was his loud-mouthed mother-in-law who once had sex with him. The quarrel broke out, saying that she didn't even react before Zhang Da understood and was already lifting his pants.

Therefore, people did not believe what the beggar said and thought he was trying to put money on his face. At best, this beggar also had the surname Zhu, or at most, he was a fellow township party member with Mr. Zhu. Mr. Zhu’s township party numbered at least tens of thousands. As for people, who do you think you are?

"Really, my nephew is really Zhu Pingan, and I am really his uncle. My name is Zhu Shouren. It's true."

The beggar in the middle shouted loudly.

"We only know Mr. Zhu, but we don't know who Zhu Shouren is! Let's go quickly. If you don't leave, you will really report to the official. The official is not as easy to talk to as us." People did not listen to him at all, and drove him away with a bad look on his face.

"You, you actually treat Mr. Zhu's uncle like this?" The beggar in the middle jumped angrily.

As a result, people became even more unkind and drove people away, and some people actually went to call the officials.

A good man doesn't suffer immediate losses, so the three beggars had no choice but to avoid the danger for the time being and leave first. Otherwise, they would suffer.

In fact, they really didn't lie. The beggar in the middle was Zhu Shouren, Zhu Ping'an's uncle, and the two beggars on the left and right were the sleeping dragons and phoenixes in Zhu Shouren's mouth - Hu Wei and Xia Qiang.

"What should we do?! It's difficult for us to even get close to the military camp, let alone see your nephew in this state."

Hu Wei walked on the road in embarrassment, looking back at the Zhejiang Army camp with an unwilling face, and said complainingly.

"That's right, we are now disgusting beggars. You see, people passing by cover their noses and hide away. It's not easy to go to see your nephew, who is the deputy envoy of the Jiangsu and Zhejiang Procuratorate. Don't. There are so many people blocking us from getting close to the camp, and even if we get close to the camp, we will be beaten with sticks by the guards."

Xia Qiang also said with a frustrated look. Although he didn't complain out loud, there was also some complaint in his words.

"Ahem, last time I was in Yingtian, I took this situation into consideration and was worried that someone would look down on others, so I thought of bathing and changing clothes, freshening myself up, and then visiting my nephew." Uncle Zhu Shouren now found his respect. The reasons are clear, and I use them to make amends for the mistakes I made in Yingtian.

"Brother Zhu, this is not the same as before. Last time we were in Yingtian, we were just traveling. We were well-dressed and looked like decent people to anyone. Unlike today, when we are in rags and in a mess, we look like beggars to anyone. . At that time, we were still decent people, and it was easy for us to tell your name and visit your nephew. But today, we are as tired as a bereaved dog, who would let a beggar come to the door?!"

Hu Wei responded unceremoniously.

Uncle Zhu Shouren was also wrong. The basket he poked at Yingtian was too big. "Ahem, that's what Brother Hu said."

"Well, what should we do? We have traveled thousands of miles to Suzhou, and our nephew is right in front of us, but we can't meet him. What can we do?! In addition, we don't have a single copper on us, and food and accommodation are all problems. Even if we want to return, I can only beg all the way back. The mountains are high, the water is deep, and the journey is long. I will suffer even if I go back." Xia Qiang let out a long sigh, looked at Hu Wei and Zhu Shouren helplessly, and asked in despair.

"After spending so much effort to get here, naturally we can't just go back like this." Hu Wei shook his head unwillingly.

"But we can't even get close to the military camp, so how can we meet Master Zhu?" Xia Qiang asked helplessly.

Hu Wei was silent.

At this moment, uncle Zhu Shouren stroked his beard, smiled proudly, and said confidently, "I have a way."