Rise From the Humble

After Yang Guoliang pointed out the fatal flaw in Zhu Pingan's couplet, he crossed his arms and looked at Zhu Pingan with a smile.

In his eyes, Zhu Pingan is just a grasshopper after autumn, with nothing to jump about.

At this time, everyone's eyes were all focused on Zhu Pingan, like a spotlight.

"It's not ridiculous or ridiculous."

Zhu Ping'an, who was in the center of the teacher-appreciation banquet, seemed to be fine, as if Yang Guoliang had not pointed out the problem but praised him. He glanced at everyone with a pair of black eyes smiling, and finally looked at Yang Guoliang, shaking his head with a smile. He replied seriously.

ha?

As soon as Zhu Pingan said these words, everyone was stunned.

"hehe."

Yang Guoliang laughed angrily at Zhu Ping'an's answer.

"Isn't it ridiculous for you to use five locative words plus five five-element words to compare with my ten numerical words?" Yang Guoliang laughed angrily.

"Haha, Mr. Zhu can't afford to lose. You have five directions and five elements, which is obviously not the same as the ten numbers. Mr. Zhu is the number one scholar. He can't even understand such a simple rhythm of the battle, right? ?" Ma Huating looked at Zhu Ping'an and laughed loudly, "Spring versus summer, autumn versus winter, evening drum versus morning bell. I also have a copy of "Children's Battle Formula". After today's banquet, I can give it to Master Zhu for observation. Observe.”

"hehe."

There was a burst of laughter at the teacher appreciation banquet.

"Dr. Yang is wrong."

Amid a burst of laughter, Zhu Pingan said lightly.

Well? !

What? !

The teacher-appreciation banquet was filled with laughter.

then

The laughter grew louder.

It’s really a long time to see you.

It was obvious that my answer was wrong, so I just didn't admit my mistake and blamed the other person for making the wrong question.

What, should I ask the question based on your answer? !

"Ahem, hehehe, it can still be like this. Well, well, hehehe, Mr. Zhu is right. Dr. Yang is wrong. Dr. Yang, how can your first couplet be ten numbers? It should be five numbers. It’s right to use five other words, so that it can compete with Lord Zhu’s second line, hahahaha Dr. Yang, don’t you admit your mistake? Hahahaha.”

Ma Huating looked at Zhu Pingan narrowly, laughing almost to tears, and followed Zhu Pingan in a mocking tone, "cooperating".

"Haha." Yang Guoliang looked at Ma Huating dumbfounded, "Mr. Ma, why are you still making such nonsense?"

"Hahaha" Ma Huating smiled and cupped his hands. He couldn't stop laughing.

"Master Zhu, please stop joking."

Yang Guoliang looked at Zhu Ping'an with a smile, as if he was a kind and kind teacher facing a troublesome child.

"No."

Zhu Ping'an shook his head, cupped his hands towards Yang Guoliang, and said seriously, "Master Yang was wrong. I did not use five locative words and five five-element word pairs in the second couplet, but ten locative word pairs. "

ha?

Damn it?

What did Zhu Pingan say just now? He said that he did not use five locative words and five five-element word pairs in the second line, but instead used ten locative word pairs in the second line? !

Did I hear that correctly? !

Did I hear it wrong, or was Zhu Ping'an just confused? !

Do you dare to say such things? !

Zhu Pingan, Zhu Pingan, in broad daylight and in full public view, you dare to tell lies with your eyes open. Your face must be thicker than the city wall!

You can’t be too arrogant!

After Zhu Pingan finished speaking, the entire teacher-appreciation banquet was silent!

Everyone looked at Zhu Pingan in shock, as if they were looking at aliens.

"Ahem."

Yang Guoliang coughed violently, his face turned red with anger, and there were blue veins on his neck.

Shuzi!

You are so shameless! !

If you had any dignity at all, you wouldn't say such shameless words as just now.

"Do you think we are all deaf?"

After coughing, Yang Guoliang's face turned red and his neck became thick. He stretched out his hand and pointed at Zhu Ping'an, his fingers trembling with excitement.

"Tsk, tsk, in ancient times, Zhao Gao and the Qin court called deers into horses. I wish I could have seen the scene at that time. But, haha, fortunately, Mr. Zhu's actions today have given me a taste of what I wish for."

Ma Huating looked at Zhu Pingan with a sarcastic look, and said with a strange sarcasm, sarcastically saying that Zhu Pingan was telling lies with his eyes open. He just said clearly five locative words and five five-element words, but he insisted on saying ten locative words. This He was as shameless as Zhao Gao in ancient times when he told lies with his eyes open.

Just now you said that Dr. Yang was wrong. I thought it was because you did not admit your mistake and accused Dr. Yang of making a mistake in the first couplet.

This is shameless enough.

I didn't expect that you could be even more shameless and accuse a deer of being a horse!

Ma Huating really felt that he underestimated Zhu Pingan's shamelessness.

"Master Zhu, none of us are deaf to your second line: "Ping the Western Shu, secure the southern barbarians, resist the east and the north, the Chinese military tents will change the earth, wood, and gold, and the water surface can be attacked with fire." Isn't that right? I told you from the beginning It has been confirmed, and everyone can testify to this. 'East, West, South, North, Center' are five directional words, and 'metal, wood, water, fire, and earth' are five five-element words. How come there are ten directional words? Haha."

Yang Guoliang shook his head and laughed.

"We can't stop learning." Zhu Ping'an looked at Yang Guoliang, shook his head slightly, and consoled him seriously, "Although Dr. Yang is a doctor of the Five Classics, he can't stop learning."

ah?

Are you preaching to me?

You, a person who can't even pronounce a couplet, have the right to lecture me!

Ma Dan

So angry!

After Yang Guoliang listened to Zhu Ping'an's consolation, he was so angry that he almost burst into smoke.

"When there is time in the future, Dr. Yang should study the I Ching." Zhu Pingan smiled slightly.

ha?

What did you say? Are you sick? !

Isn't your way of changing the topic too abrupt? !

At this time, Yang Guoliang was almost furious! I really want to take off my shoes and throw them on Zhu Pingan's face to test the thickness of Zhu Pingan's face.

"Tai Chi generates two rituals, two rituals generate four images, metal, wood, water and fire, and earth combines with the four images. The five elements are mutually reinforcing and restraining each other, and there is an order to each other. There are also five directions. 'Metal, wood, water, fire and earth' correspond to 'East, West, South, North, Center', and the five elements That is, the five directions. The sun rises in the east, lifelike and similar to wood; the south is hot and scorching, similar to fire; the Central Plains is fertile and suitable for growth, similar to soil; the sun sets in the west, golden light is shining, similar to gold; the north is cold and icy Biting, similar to water. So it is said: the east belongs to wood, the west belongs to metal, the south belongs to fire, the north belongs to water, and earth belongs to middle. Metal, wood, water, fire, and earth respectively represent the five directions of east, west, south, north, and center."

"So, Dr. Yang, you are wrong. The second line of Ping An just corresponds to ten directions, not five directions plus five five elements."

Zhu Ping'an looked at Yang Guoliang with burning eyes, smiled slightly, picked up the teacup and saluted Yang Guoliang.

Drink it all in one gulp.

At the end, he exaggeratedly praised, "Good tea."

Yang Guoliang, who was originally furious, suddenly collapsed on the ground after hearing Zhu Ping'an's talk about the Five Elements and Five Directions.

He certainly knows the theory of the Five Elements and Five Directions.

Yang Guoliang sat slumped there, like a little daughter-in-law who had been ravaged a hundred times, like a puddle of mud.

His eyes, which were originally like those of a cockfighting cock, became lifeless at this moment. He shifted his gaze nervously and found his eyes on the ground.

"Well?!"

"That's it, that's it. It's really ten locative words."

After a few seconds of silence, there was a buzz at the teacher appreciation banquet.