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"Ah, three uncles, three uncles..."

"Ah, it's changed, it's changed..."

Hey, you said that the bird in the cage is a bitch.

Yan Bugui stared angrily.

To say that Xu Damao didn't know why they became like this, and to ask this question on Lin Yue would be to blame.

How they became like this, he knows better than anyone else... Although there is no definite evidence, the culprit is the consensus of Lin Yuenai and the three of them.

Seeing that the three elders were silent, Lin Yue walked up to the three of them, pointed at the elders and said, "Tian Can."

Pointing to the second uncle, he said, "Lack of land."

Pointing to the third master, he said, "You're absolutely dead."

As soon as these three words were uttered, the old man on the opposite side was almost pissed off. We don't take such a wound to spread salt.

Later, Xu Damao tried his best to hold back his laughter, and he almost suffered internal injuries. You said that this kid is wicked or not, look at this nickname.

The uncle glared angrily: "What are you doing in the middle courtyard?"

Lin Yue shook the bird in the cage: "Let's take a walk."

We all know that he came to see a joke, but what can we do? Say he is the culprit, there is no evidence, maybe it will provoke a wave of cynicism, don't speak, hold your breath in your heart.

"Go for a walk in Ditan Park..." Yan Bugui pointed to the northeast: "What are you doing in the yard?"

Lin Yue said: "Speak as you speak, can you stop shaking your legs?"

"you you you……"

Are his legs trembling? He is so angry that Yan Bugui wished he could sew his mouth shut.

"Old Yan, don't pay attention to him, the more you pay attention to him, the more energetic he will be." The second uncle Liu Haizhong could see that this kid came to the middle courtyard on purpose to tease them.

"Little thing, I taught you how to sing yesterday, and I'll show you a song for the three uncles."

As soon as the sound fell, the parrot in the cage really raised its wings and sang loudly.

"Crossing the forest and sea, crossing the snowfield, soaring into the sky."

"Express pride and ambition to face the mountains."

"May the red flags be displayed all over the world."

"Even if it is a sea of ​​fire and a mountain of knives, it will rush forward."

"I can't wait to make Feixue melt into spring water."

"Using spring to change the world."

"..."

Although the voice is not smooth enough, and the tone is not good, but the articulation is clear, and the momentum really has the flavor of "Fighting the Tiger Up the Mountain".

However, for the three uncles, whether the parrot sings well or not is second to none. The key is the title of the song --- Fighting the Tiger Up the Mountain.

What do you mean?

Who is Tiger? Where is the mountain?

Lin Yue put his fingers into the cage and picked the parrot's beak: "Third Master, you should understand this article, can't you?"

"You...you...you little brat."

"Hey, dignified teacher of the people, why are you swearing at others? This is too uncivilized, there is no teacher's morality, there is no teacher's morality, and the consciousness is lower than that of an ordinary worker like me."

gurgling~

Yan Bugui swallowed, and stroked his chest with his hands, trying to straighten out the anger in his heart.

"Second uncle, your hand... was bitten by a dog, right? Have you been vaccinated? Yes, that is quite expensive. At a time like this, it must not care about money. You said that if you contract rabies, How can your family live if you are dead?"

After getting angry with the third uncle, he went to the second uncle again.

"You... don't be arrogant to me, Lin, let me tell you, from now on, I will be at odds with you."

Don't bother with him?

Is it unreasonable? This kid speaks like an awl in the sole of a shoe, trying to drill into people's eyes.

After saying this, Liu Haizhong snorted coldly and left.

"Master...forget it, one of the three legs is usable, I really can't bear to speak ill of you anymore." Lin Yue turned around and patted Xu Damao on the shoulder: "Xu Damao, give me a ride."

"where to?"

"Didn't the third master point out the place just now? Walk the birds in Ditan Park."

"No problem, let's go."

The two left just like that.

Yi Zhonghai hated him so much that his teeth ached, did he not say bad things? This is even more exaggerated than what he said about the second and third uncles. What do you mean by three legs and two crippled?

Yan Bugui gritted his back molars and said: "Old Yi, you say... you say... what is this?" , We must immediately, immediately hold a general meeting of the whole hospital, and we must clean up this black sheep, I still don't believe it, the thirty or forty of us can unite and we can't get rid of this little bastard."

Yi Zhonghai glanced at him and said, "Are you sure this will work?"

"If it's okay, we should do the same. If we let him continue to be arrogant, everyone's life will be miserable in the future." Yan Bugui's heart was bleeding at the thought of getting glasses.

"Then we have to figure out how to drive."

"I'll go and call Old Liu back." Yi Zhonghai's legs and feet are bad, so Yan Bugui can only handle this matter: "While he's going for a walk in Ditan Park, we must discuss it and come up with a result."

Yi Zhonghai nodded and didn't say much.

...

Yes, Lin Yue went for a walk, but it didn't mean he didn't know what the three old men were doing in the yard.

It is said in the TV series that the three uncles fighting alone are not Shazhu's opponents.

When it comes to him, even if the three of them join hands...then have fun.

In the evening, he spent all the meat tickets left by his uncle for the New Year, bought four hens and brought them back to the courtyard.

The roof was built in the morning, and after an afternoon of drying, the chicken coop was barely usable, so he moved the hens in the cage inside, and made a fence outside the chicken coop with wire and wooden sticks to give them a chance to move around. and feeding space.

When it was getting dark, Xu Damao pushed his bicycle into the courtyard and saw that everything was working here.

"The workmanship is not bad. I didn't see that it was all done in one afternoon."

Lin Yue said: "Stop talking about those useless things, and quickly send me your old hen and half a bag of wheat bran."

"Hey."

Xu Damao pushed his bicycle and walked inside. Not long after, Lou Xiaoe came from behind, holding an old hen in one hand and a cloth bag in the other.

"Lin Yue, your actions are very powerful. You just started yesterday, and today all the chickens have moved in."

Lin Yue said: "If no one makes trouble, this progress can be faster."

The second uncle, who had just returned home from the rabies vaccine, heard this, turned around and muttered in a low voice, but ah, with that volume, he couldn't get it out of his mouth.

Lou Xiaoe said, "What did the second uncle say?"

Lin Yue said: "He said, tell me not to talk about it, if it is far away, he will cure me tonight."

Lou Xiaoe grabbed a handful of wheat bran and threw it into the chicken coop: "He really said that?"

Lin Yue said: "Isn't that right, the three uncles have spent the whole afternoon trying to punish me, and besides, they have ventilated from house to house."

Lou Xiaoe said, "Then why don't I know, I've been at home all afternoon."

"They went to find you. Once you tell Xu Damao about the matter, and he comes to deliver a letter to me, won't their plan be exposed?"

When it comes to this point, there is no reason she can't understand, the three uncles of affection regard Xu Damao as Lin Yue's ally.

"Then you still look like you're okay?"

"Criticize me?" Lin Yue twitched his lips: "You can do it."

Lou Xiaoe said: "If you want me to say, you'd better be careful."

The first uncle, the second uncle, and the third uncle, Qin Huairu, are stupid... These people are eager to drive Lin Yue away, but from Lou Xiaoe's standpoint, not only did the two parties have no festivities, Lin Yue also helped their family catch the chicken thief, so she really didn't care. I hope to see a scene where a group of people besiege Lin Yue.

"Sure, I know. I'll hide at night. I'll go for a walk in Xizhimen. They can't wait for me, so the meeting won't start."

"now it's right."

Lou Xiaoe smirked twice: "Okay, then you can be busy, I'll be back."

Lin Yue watched her leave, then turned and entered his room with half a bag of wheat bran.

...

that night.

Yi Zhonghai came down to the front yard with the support of his first mother, followed by Qin Huairu, her mother-in-law, second uncle, second aunt, Liu Guangtian, Liu Guangfu and others.

Yan Jiefang and Yan Jiecheng had already set up tables, chairs and benches in the courtyard, while Yan Jiekuang and Yan Jieti went door to door to invite people.

Everyone knew that there was something important to do tonight, so every family had breakfast, and only waited to criticize that unruly guy under the leadership of the three uncles.

When Xu Damao was dragged by Lou Xiao'e to the front yard, Yan Bugui counted the number of people present and thought that they were almost there, so he walked to the door of the West Wing and raised his hand to knock on the door.

boom boom boom~

No one answered.

boom boom boom~

Still no answer.

Lou Xiao'e poked Xu Damao's chest with her elbow: "What's the matter, he's not as stupid as you said, knowing that a group of people are going to criticize him, he's still waiting at home."

Xu Damao frowned, thinking that maybe he made a mistake? Did he really go out to avoid the limelight?

At this moment, Yan Bugui knocked on the door again.

A somewhat indistinct voice came from the room: "Knock, knock, what are you knocking? Go to sleep, and stay there when you have nothing to do."