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That's right, he sleeps while others are eating, and even eats and drinks without hesitation.

Xu Damao raised his brows: "What did I tell you, this guy is a thorn. If you don't know, it is really possible to go out for a walk. If you know that the third uncle is going to fight him, go? That's not his style."

"How could he do this?" Lou Xiao'e was angry and anxious.

At this moment, Yan Bugui cleared his throat: "Today, there is a meeting for the whole hospital, Lin Yue, come out."

"It's none of my business for you to have a meeting." The voice from the room was full of disrespect.

Second Uncle Liu Haizhong walked over, leaned against the window and said, "Why is it none of your business? You live in this courtyard, you have to participate, unless you move out, then you can ignore us."

"It's annoying enough, wait."

After talking for several minutes, I heard footsteps, and the door opened inside. Lin Yue walked out yawning, without even looking at the second and third grandpas standing next to him, and said negatively: "Hurry up, I'll go back to the house after I'm done." sleep."

"Lin Yue, what's your attitude!" The second uncle walked to the middle of the yard, and slapped the table with his uninjured hand: "Please put on a good attitude, tonight's discussion is about your problem."

Lin Yue curled his lips: "Liu Haizhong, I will straighten you up."

The whole audience was silent for a word, and they all looked at the second uncle with an embarrassing expression on his face.

"You...I don't have the same knowledge as you, an uneducated rural person." Liu Haizhong said with the momentum to reprimand his son: "Tell me, did you smash the glass of my window?"

In order to put more pressure on Lin Yue, Yan Bugui also slapped the table: "And the water pipe in the middle courtyard, did you break it?"

The uncle sat firmly on the Diaoyutai, took a sip from the tea mug, and looked at him expressionlessly.

The others also kept silent with cold faces.

Lin Yue smiled and said, "Why would I do such a thing?"

The second uncle said, "How do we know why you did it?"

"You have to have a motive to do bad things." Lin Yue said, "If you can't even find a motive, you ask me if I did these things, and you want to punish me."

The third master said: "You... don't talk about these useless things, we will ask you if you are doing it?"

Lin Yue looked at Liu Guangtian: "Liu Guangtian, you smashed the black porcelain vase passed down from the Qing Dynasty under my roof, right?"

Liu Guangtian shook his head: "It's not me."

"Okay." Lin Yue looked at Qin Huairu again: "Widow Qin, is it your son who bought my home appliances?"

"Oh, I asked about Banggen. That day he was playing horseback riding and fighting with Xiaodang and Huaihua in the gate house. Maybe he accidentally bumped into the door of your home appliance. I'm sorry."

Or say that Qin Huairu is a green tea whore, look at what he said, half-truth, half-truth, the key is that the nature of actively switching on the switch is completely different from accidentally touching the switch while fighting.

Lin Yue whistled, and a big wolf dog rushed into the front yard with a whoosh, scaring the youngest son of Old Yan's family so that he fell to the ground and dared not move.

"I forgot to tell everyone. Ever since the jar of pickles was smashed that day, I felt that this courtyard house was not as peaceful as I imagined, so I adopted a stray dog. It has a skill. I can smell the bad smell from the bad billet for three miles. That's right, it caused me a big disaster that night, biting off the water pipe in the middle courtyard. I would like to say sorry to the Qin family on its behalf. "

While speaking, he put his hand on top of the big wolf dog's head, and kept stroking it, seemingly to comfort the pet, but the dog kept whimpering, looking fierce to everyone.

The uncle said: "Since your dog bit it, you should pay for the losses caused to everyone."

Lin Yue said: "That's fine, but before that, Widow Qin, please compensate me for the study time I lost due to the power outage. As the saying goes, an inch of time is worth an inch of gold, and an inch of gold cannot buy an inch of time. This time is comparable to gold." Much more precious."

Everyone knew that he was talking nonsense, but they didn't know how to refute it.

Widow Qin was so angry and ashamed that a fool could hear Lin Yue calling her a bitch.

"me……"

She stomped her feet and ran away crying.

Lin Yue sneered, and the widow was retreating again to win sympathy and evade her tricky claims.

Lou Xiao'e couldn't stand it anymore, and complained in a low voice: "How could he say that about Qin Huairu?"

Xu Damao glanced at the north side: "What do you know..."

"Then you know?"

It's broken, it's missed!

Xu Damao hurriedly shut up and pointed at the three uncles: "Watching a play, watching a play."

Lin Yue took out five yuan from his pocket: "Three uncles, this is enough to compensate for the loss of the intermediate court, but before that, you have to give me justice. If the stick is small and ignorant, you don't need to compensate if you get into trouble. , then the stray dog ​​I adopted is even more correct."

Uncles one, two, and three all stopped talking.

Lin Yue put the money on the big wolf dog's head: "Come, come and get it, Liu Haizhong, isn't your left hand good? Why, don't you dare? Then Yan Pugui, come..."

No one dared to move.

"Okay, okay, these two things are over, let's not mention this for now, let's talk about the chicken coop." Yan Bugui pointed to the chicken coop in front of the west wing room: "Lin Yue, after all of us discussed and agreed , it is unruly for you to build a chicken coop in your front yard, you must tear it down."

"You? Unanimous discussion and approval?"

"Yes, it was unanimously discussed." Yi Zhonghai pointed to the surrounding residents and said, "Everyone disagrees with you building chicken coops in the courtyard."

Lin Yue turned his head to look, and the three boys of the Yan family shrank back in shock. The others bowed their heads and remained silent. When it came to Liu Guangtian, he gritted his teeth and said, "My lord is right."

Only then did the others dare to chime in.

"You really should leave it to Sha Zhu to do such a provocative thing." Lin Yue shook his head regretfully, and changed his tone after the matter: "What if I don't dismantle it?"

"Don't demolish it?" Yi Zhonghai said, "If you don't demolish it, then don't live in the courtyard."

The second uncle nodded and said, "Yes, don't live in the courtyard unless it is demolished."

Lin Yue said: "It's such a big circle, this is your purpose."

The three uncles were silent, and if they didn't speak, they would acquiesce.

Lin Yue gave Yi Zhonghai a middle finger: "Do you know what this means?"

Don't say that Yi Zhonghai didn't know, maybe no one knew about it in BJ City at that time, but it didn't matter, everyone knew it was not a good word.

"Lin Yue, you were expelled for not uniting with your fellow workers in the factory, and when you returned to the courtyard, you became enemies with your neighbors, but you have not repented at all. Today, I am here to represent the opinions of the majority of people in the courtyard and expel you. "

"Just you, and you represent most of the people in the courtyard? You have green onions in your pig's nose, what are you pretending to be." Lin Yue said: "I won't break up with you about the factory, Yan Pugui, your family has a bicycle, and Liu Haizhong , your family has a radio, Yi Zhonghai, you have a house and a wife. Compared with you people, I am a proletarian with no wealth. The house I live in now belongs to my uncle. As long as he is not dead, it is not counted. My property, dare to bombard me? Believe it or not, I will go to the district to sue you for bullying the proletarians tomorrow."

After saying that, he went to the chicken coop again, patted the bricks and said, "I built it, which is also to practice socialist values. As for the chicken, I bought it. How do I raise it? As a poor person from the countryside, I The door is clear. Everyone will help throw away some leftovers and vegetable leaves, and don’t worry about the rest. There are more than ten or twenty households in our courtyard. I think each household can divide at least four or five eggs a month, which is not a lot. Want me to dismantle it? Okay, then don’t blame me for handing over materials to the neighborhood committee and suing you for dismantling the socialist (another word is a bit sensitive, just let everyone understand what it means) platform.”

Yi Zhonghai and Yan Bugui were still in a daze, and the second uncle shuddered in his bangs. This guy is an official fan and has a more sense of crisis than the previous two. social environment...

"Yi Zhonghai, didn't you say that you represent the majority? Come on, let's vote by raising your hands. If you disagree with demolishing the chicken coop, please raise your hand."

He was the first to raise his hand.

Xu Damao, who is afraid of chaos in the world, has no reason not to take the opportunity to fan the flames, so he quickly raised his hand: "I don't agree."

After finishing the work, she pulled Lou Xiao'e to raise her hand together.

Then came the fourth aunt's house, Yan Jiefang and her daughter-in-law Yu Li, and Liu Haizhong's eldest son and his wife...

With such a big hat buckled down, who will hold it? What's more, Lin Yue promised that each household in the courtyard would give five eggs a month. Such a good thing is hard to find even with a lantern.

dismantle? Only fools tear down chicken coops.

"You...you...traitors!"

Seeing the eldest son demolishing his platform at the instigation of the eldest daughter-in-law, the second uncle turned green with anger.

Seeing that those who disagreed with the demolition of the chicken coop gained the upper hand, Lin Yue said again: "Those who don't raise their hands have no eggs, and those who raise their hands share the extra part."

In this way, Yan Jiefang and Yu Li are even happier. What is a household? If they are separated after marriage, they will be called a household. Lin Yue, the chicken coop is built for the benefit of everyone, and five eggs are given away for free every month. This is the father and the mother. If you really want to drive him away, where will you get the eggs in the future?

After what he said, those who were still hesitating quickly raised their hands. For those who have no relationship with him, it may not be beneficial to drive him away. If he stays in the courtyard, there must be eggs to eat.

Just then, something unexpected happened.

Third Master Yan Bugui...he...he raised his hand.

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