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Time back to 5 minutes ago.

The door of Senior One's office was open, Lin Yue walked over and knocked on the door.

boom boom boom~

The chemistry teacher near the door yelled "come in" without looking back.

Lin Yue walked into the office and went straight to the history teacher's desk.

"Teacher, are you looking for me?"

The short, fat middle-aged woman with glasses put down the pen, looked up at him and said, "Do you know why I called you to the office?"

Know!

How could Lin Yue not know, but...

"It's because I got 41 points in the history test."

"Is that so?" The history teacher was so angry with him, he took out the test paper with his name written on it from the stack of test papers on the left and slapped it on the table.

"Look, look, are you answering questions!"

The conversation between the two suddenly attracted the attention of other teachers.

"This fill-in-the-blank question is about the time when the Eight-Power Allied Forces captured BJ City. How did you write it?"

"It's not Christmas anyway!"

"Also, what is the slogan of the Boxers?"

"Do I have the hob technique?"

"and this."

The history teacher turned over the test paper again: "May I ask you what enlightenment the British and French allied forces invaded China for us, and how did you write it?"

"The Old Summer Palace belongs to Aixinjueluo's family, but Ai Iijima belongs to the whole world?"

When she was talking about anger, she pointed to another question and said, "How did you write the meaning of Lin Zexu's Humen sales of cigarettes?"

"Won't the fat and water flow into the fields of outsiders?"

"What are these!"

"There is also the question about Empress Dowager Cixi fleeing westward with Guangxu. If you fall behind, you may not be beaten, but if you pretend to be aggressive, you may be punished? You still draw me an old lady with scissors hands?"

The history teacher patted the table and said, "Are you taking an exam? Are you playing a game?"

Lin Yue looked at the history teacher who looked at him with a look of hatred for iron and steel, and the two of them stared at each other for about half a minute. He touched his nose: "Actually... I'm serious."

Slightly~

The history teacher almost lost his temper.

If she hadn't seen Lin Yue's grades in other subjects, she might not be so angry, but when he knew that this kid had perfect scores in mathematics, physics and chemistry, with 145 in Chinese and 148 in English, he couldn't suppress his anger.

Such a guy scored 41 points in the history test?

"Sister Zhang, drink some water to calm down." The male teacher who taught the history of Classes 4, 5 and 6 hurriedly helped her calm down.

Hou Zhen couldn't sit still.

After all, she is a student in her class.

"Lin Yue, how can you talk to the history teacher like that."

Lin Yue said with a bitter face: "Mr. Hou, I am really "very serious" and "very serious" answering the questions..."

Hou Zhen said: "Then I will also tell you very seriously, originally you could get full marks in the English test, but in order not to make you proud, I gave you 148 points."

Yes, she said that just to beat Lin Yue up.

After this exam, she knew why the teachers in the office were annoyed, helpless and liked this student.

I like it because he is really good at studying, but I am helpless because of his crooked principles, and I am annoyed... Ah is a problem child.

When writing an English composition last time, he abbreviated YOU as U, ARE as R, and BECAUSE as CAUSE. He also plausibly said that this is a popular way of writing and a trend.

She warned him that if he wrote like this in the future, he would make a mistake. He admitted it and said he would change it.

Yes, the test has indeed been changed this time, but in the last 300-word English composition, there were more than 20 out-of-the-way words that she didn't even know, so she had to grade the paper while holding a thick paper. Looking through the "Oxford Dictionary" there, the English teacher in Class 4 made a lot of teasing.

So even if his composition was very relevant and there were no grammatical mistakes, she didn't give him full marks.

What Hou Zhen did was a start for everyone.

Chinese teacher Li Jing stood up and said: "The last composition of this Chinese test is to write an article with the theme of 'nostalgia', expressing my feelings for my hometown. Look at your writing..."

She took out Lin Yue's test paper, selected important sentences and read: "My nostalgia is for the left-behind children who saw a young woman passing by the village and ran to hold her leg and said 'Mom, don't go'; my nostalgia is for the left-behind elderly The human tragedy that fell at home and relied on the water in the urinal for three days; my nostalgia is the adobe houses that have lost their fireworks and vitality; Mostly numb eyes..."

Lin Yue said, "Teacher, is the writing not good?"

Li Jing said: "It's not bad, but what are left-behind children? What are left-behind elderly?"

Lin Yue said: "Teacher, this is the hometown I love. It didn't become a special tourist town because of fake alien news, it didn't become a glamorous new village with green mountains and beautiful waters because of the road, and there wasn't a The painter village official dresses it up beautifully, and 364 days of 365 days a year do not see people. This kind of it is going to death like an old man in his dying years. Should I worry about my hometown and me like this? ?”

"Oh, nostalgia~ nostalgia, when I think of my hometown, I feel sad."

"..." Li Jing felt the blood in her body rushing to her forehead, why did she want to tear his mouth so much, it's too indebted, too cheap, too hateful.

The math teacher over there couldn't stand it anymore: "Lin Yue, I warn you, use calculus to solve the tangent equation next time, and you won't take my class in the future."

puff?

The mathematics teacher teaching classes 4, 5 and 6 on the opposite side was drinking from a water glass. He almost choked to death when he heard this sentence, and spit out all the water.

What did he think of using the knowledge in advanced mathematics to solve middle school problems?

Of course, more importantly, a high school student actually taught himself a college mathematics course?

"Teacher, the ballpoint pen ran out of gas when I was taking the math test, so solve it like this...it saves fuel."

The math teacher stared at him.

"Really, I didn't lie to you." Lin Yue swore.

At this moment, the big horse monkey who had been standing at the door for a while said, "Come here."

Poor tone.

Lin Yue walked over obediently.

The big horse monkey took out the bottom paper from the political papers in class one.

"Read the question."

"From the incident of milk dumping in capitalist society in the 1930s to discuss the main contradiction between capitalists and proletarians."

"How did you write it?"

"Answer: It doesn't take 50 years, and it doesn't take 30 years. In 20 years at most, we will definitely catch up with the Premier League and the United States. In the future, they will pour milk, and we will blow up houses. I don't know how many times better than them."

"Listen, are you answering a question? You are messing around."

Lin Yue was very aggrieved: "Teacher, this question is just nonsense, okay? The capitalist dairy farmers pour milk from others, not their own, and those independent dairy farmers can't be called capitalists. They pour milk because they resist the Big Three. , is also one of the "milk strike" behaviors of the real capitalists, so they should be our comrades and the objects of solidarity."

"..."

The big horse monkey was dumbfounded.

"Then this, how do you say this, let you look forward to the future economic prospects after my country's accession to the WTO, what did you write?"

"In those few years when the economic engine was driven by foreign trade, the future market trend is a debt economy, which is an economic form that overdrafts the future driven by debt."

The big horse monkey said angrily: "And here, what marginal effect, L-shaped trend, Huang Zongxi's law, are you teaching me a lesson?"

Lin Yue said seriously: "Teacher, it's good to know more about finance and economics."

"You...you..." Da Mahou pointed at him and said, "Starting from today, don't let me go to the library again. I will notify the administrator and I won't borrow your books when I go."

He thought that Lin Yue just read too many miscellaneous books and didn't go on the right path.

"What are you all doing?" The biology teacher in the corner stood up abruptly, gnashed his teeth and said, "Don't stop me, I must beat him up today to vent my anger."

Yes, Lin Yue's serious and unreasonable appearance really deserves a beating, but he can't really punish the student, no, the chemistry teacher hurriedly persuaded the biology teacher: "Well, children are not sensible..."

"Unreasonable?" The biology teacher looked like I tried to bear it, but unfortunately it didn't work: "There is a true or false question in the biology paper. The title is 'Humans evolved from forest ancient apes'. Guess how he answered it. of?"

No one spoke, they were all waiting for his explanation.

"Say it yourself!"

Lin Yue said, "Let me see if you change yourself."

The biology teacher was furious: "Do you think he deserves a beating?"

The other teachers understood why the biology teacher reacted so violently. Lin Yue was just messing around when answering the history and political papers, but when it came to the biology papers... that was just pissing people off.

Lin Yue said: "Teacher, you have misunderstood. I am right about the matter and not about the person."

"Is it right? Do you still have the face to say that you are right?"

The biology teacher was so angry that he wanted to take off his shoes and whip someone, but the chemistry teacher quickly pressed his hands.

Lin Yue said: "I've always been skeptical about things I haven't seen with my own eyes, especially the theory that monkeys become humans..."

Yes, the tone of "I'll see if you change it" is a bit inappropriate, but it is also true that what Lin Yue said is true. As a person who has entered the world of "Prometheus", the experience in it is inevitable. It had some influence on him, and the knowledge in books...

"Question is one of the basic spirits of science!"

"Do you not believe in the theory of evolution? Deviate! It's really deviate! If you don't believe it...don't take my class in the future."

Lin Yue said: "Didn't you give my biology test paper a 0? If you don't pass it, you won't pass it. Anyway, there is no biology test in the college entrance examination."

"You..." The biology teacher was speechless at him.

The teacher in the first year office here was overwhelmed by him. The three girls who eavesdropped outside felt that ten years of campus life had never been more exciting than today. If you were talking about a rebellious boy, Chen Xun was not worthy of lifting his shoes. ——Although if Lin Yue knew what the three girls were thinking, he would tell them very seriously, "I'm really not rebellious."

At this time, Lin Jiamo whispered something.

The voice was so low that Fang Hui and He Sha couldn't hear it clearly. As a last resort, she took out a piece of paper and a pen from her pocket, spread it on the flat wall and wrote a line.

Thanks to me from the Almighty Universe for the 1500 starting coins, the mixture of tobacco and alcohol, the 500 starting coins rewarded by Sleeping God like the wind, the 300 starting coins rewarded by San Biaozi Valentine in my name, Zun Moju Magic, tail number 0582 100 starting coins from book friends.