Sand Sculpture Childhood Friends Are the Most Lethal

January 19, X

sunny

Today I heard Sha Sculpture quarreling with his family on the phone. It seemed that it was because of his girlfriend.

Think about it, he will be thirty years old on his birthday.

Although it looks no different from when he was twenty-four or five years old, there is no fixed girlfriend at such an age. It will inevitably make people suspect that he has some hidden illness... such as that.

I persuaded him to close his mind and try to find a regular girlfriend while he is still looking, otherwise the girl would be more reluctant to follow him when he is really old and declining, and there is no achievement in his career.

I was really discussing this issue with him seriously, but he smiled hippiely and asked me if he could not marry a daughter-in-law, I would like to raise him like this for the rest of my life.

Of course I am not willing (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻

I'm not his father, so why should I support him for the rest of my life? !

Moreover, although this guy is a dude, his figure and appearance are all first-class QAQ

Let him be under the same roof with my daughter-in-law in the future, I really don’t have that big heart...

When I mentioned the word "daughter-in-law", the guy's face changed and asked if I had a girlfriend.

(T_T) The same single dogs, why do they hurt each other?

I am basically at work 24 hours a day, and I finally have some rest time and I basically stay with him. How can I have time to talk about my girlfriend? !

Having said that, shouldn't the rich second generation in idol dramas have a gentle and beautiful childhood sweetheart as their fiancee? !

Why did you go to the sky with me and assign a sand sculpture to be a young man? !

Still a man? !

January 20, X

sunny

Today, the sand sculpture accidentally dropped the dregs on the carpet while eating snacks, so I couldn't help but say a few words to him so that he would be more careful when eating.

Although this kind of fluffy carpet looks good, it is super troublesome to clean up, and sometimes you have to add money to the cleaning aunt.

Sha Sculpture seemed a little unhappy to hear me say this, and said he could help me clean the carpet without a penny.

→_→Haha, do I care about money?

I simply condemned him for his act of soiling the carpet!

Cheap is not good, let alone no money? I rejected his proposal without thinking.

However, this guy seems to be on the bar with me, so he must clean the carpet himself and go to the storage room to find the vacuum cleaner.

Well ╮(╯-╰)╭Since he is so persistent, I won’t stop him.

Let this guy know how hard the carpet is to clean, and he won't be so careless next time.

It turns out that I still underestimated the sand sculpture of this guy.

He urged me to go back to work, but not long after I sat down, I heard a sound of moving objects in the living room.

He just wants to clean the carpet! Why does the movement sound the same as the house cleaning?

I was a little worried, and sneaked over and took a look.

It turned out that the guy moved the floor lamp onto the carpet, as if he wanted to fix the carpet in place in this way.

Hmm... Ideal is plump, reality is skinny.

The floor lamp in my house has a minimalist design and is not very heavy, so the carpet will still move when he cleans it.

This guy seemed to have discovered the problem, and sat on the sofa a little discouraged, and took out his cell phone.

I thought he was going to give up, but at this moment my mobile phone rang. It turned out that this guy sent me a message.

He actually asked me if I have double-sided tape...

I faintly had a bad feeling in my heart, and asked him what he was going to do.

He didn't answer me, he just asked again if there is double-sided tape.

I suspect this guy wants to glue the four corners of the carpet, and then clean it up.

QAQ can I do this on my floor? The traces of double-sided tape on it must look particularly ugly!

I was silent for a while, and decided to tell a lie about my floor, telling him there was no double-sided tape.

The guy sighed when he saw my reply and lay straight on the sofa like a dried salted fish.

Just when I thought he was going to give up and ready to go back to work, this guy made a move that I will never forget.

He opened the refrigerator, took a can of Coke from it, opened it and took two sips, and then poured the remaining Coke on the carpet.

I was stunned, and I didn't understand what his operation was.

He calmly returned to the sofa and sent me a message, saying, "I accidentally spilled Coke on the carpet. QAQ will pay you a new one tomorrow."

Emmmmmmm accidentally spilled? He obviously did it on purpose!

If you don’t want to clean the carpet, just say it. Is it necessary to do it this way?

January 22, X

Weather haze

The sand sculpture was not there when I went home today. Is he finally determined to return to his home?

I took out my cell phone and planned to ask this guy what's going on, when he suddenly called.

It was messy on the other end of the phone, and it seemed that many people were talking at the same time, and it took a long time for me to hear his voice.

Obviously, this guy was drunk outside again, talking upside down.

I asked him what was going on, and he said he needed a driver.

I was about to ask again when he suddenly hung up, without even saying thank you.

This makes me very upset!

I worked hard all day, but he was spending a lot of time outside!

Why? !

I didn't want to care about him, but after sitting in the house for a while, I grabbed the car key and walked out of the house.

This guy drank so much, what if he slept with a woman in a daze?

I have a hunch that if this happens, he will definitely come and ask me to help me figure out a solution.

Thinking of all the troubles that might happen in the future, I decided to put an end to all this from the root cause, and reluctantly picked him up.

But when I got there, I finally realized why this guy was clamoring to leave.

Although this bar looks very lively at first glance, a closer look will reveal that there are no girls at all.

At first, I thought I was wrong, so I specifically asked if it was a men's session today.

As a result, the man laughed and told me that this place is dedicated to men every day.

Okay... It seems that I have misunderstood the sand sculptures. He didn't plan to hunt for beauty this time, but just wanted to find a place to have a drink.

I sent him a message asking where he was, but the guy never responded to me.

Combined with the sudden disconnection of the phone just now, I suspect that his cell phone is dead.

No, I had to start looking for a needle in a haystack, looking for the sand sculpture I knew among a group of men.

The bar is big or not, and it is not small.

I looked around and didn't see the sand sculptures, so I planned to sit at the bar for a while and wait for fewer people to "collect the body" for him.

I have a strong hunch that this guy is now drunk into a puddle of mud.

Since I was going to drive later, I asked the bartender for a glass of orange juice like a schoolboy.

However, before the orange juice was delivered to my hand, there was a voice next to me saying, "Pour him with wine."

Haha→_→I don't have to look back to know that it is the sand sculpture coming.

I told him to drive and not drink.

As a result, the guy actually told me what car to drive, so he should go directly to open the house.

I glanced at him, his clothes were disheveled and his complexion was red.

He is also great to be able to make himself like this in a bar without a girl.

I let him sit beside him to sober up, and drive him home when I finish drinking the orange juice.

The guy gave an "Oh" and sat next to me grinning, looking at me with straight eyes.

I was a little hairy by him, and told him not to stare at me and want to drink orange juice by himself.

He shook his head and said that he looked familiar to me.

emmmmmmm The two of us have known each other for more than 20 years.

It would be weird if he didn't know me well!

"It's a coincidence, I think you are familiar." I said.

My implication is to let him rest a bit, not to be like a dramatist possessing his body.

However, the guy suddenly swayed in front of me, squinting at me.

He is so close, I can even feel his drunken nose.

I suddenly felt my heart miss a beat.

Obviously I didn't drink, but I felt that this guy looked a little irritable, and even wanted to take the opportunity to kiss him.

Of course, this thought only flashed past, and I turned my head away and pushed him back into the chair.

"Can you just sit there for a while?" I asked.

This guy didn't answer my question, he was still smiling, looking stupidly stupid.

I sighed helplessly, and decided to take the drunk home first.

Now he is just confused, and his behavior is still normal. If he gets into a drunken madness later, I really may not be able to cure him.

But when I was about to take him out, I closed the door, but the guy suddenly struggled madly, saying that he could not go out, and later his husband would come to pick him up.

What's this all about? !

I felt the gazes from the people around me, and I wanted to faint and drag the sand sculpture away on the spot.

"Be awake! You old man, where is the husband from!" I patted this guy, trying to make him awake.

"Yes! We have all lived together for a long time!" Sha Diao said.

In order to avoid being taken outside by me, he clung to the decorative pillars in the bar and did not let go.

I feel very embarrassed, and now this scene seems to be me robbing a good man.

I can even feel a lot of people around me laughing and covering their mouths.

QAQ knew I would not come! It's better now, so that you are not a person inside and outside!

No way, I can only act with him and ask him in a good voice, who is his husband.

If he says a name that I know, I can help make a phone call and ask the other party to quickly take the sand sculpture home.

This guy has been eating for nothing in my house for several days! I even considered whether to charge some food fees symbolically!

He mumbled and said something, but it was so noisy around me that I didn't hear it clearly.

"Your husband asked me to pick you up." I said impatiently. "If you don't want to go with me, you can open a room in the hotel next to you and go back by yourself when you wake up."

I have to go to work tomorrow, I really don’t have time to spend here with him (Ｔ▽Ｔ)