Sand Sculpture Childhood Friends Are the Most Lethal

January 23, X

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When I came home from work today, Wu Yunfei was already sitting on the sofa.

I don’t know if he was embarrassed about what happened yesterday after waking up. He looked very peaceful today and even took the initiative to rush to the kitchen to help me heat up the food.

(︶O︶) Yesterday, this guy humiliated me, so he should do some work!

However, there is a key heating machine at home, why has he stayed in the kitchen for so long?

I was a little curious, and quietly opened the kitchen door, only to see the guy sitting on the small bench with a melancholy expression.

"What's wrong?" I asked.

This guy seemed to be taken aback by me, and his body shook subconsciously.

"Why do you walk like a ghost, there is no movement at all," he complained.

Of course there is no movement when walking in slippers...Could it be that he wants me to nail an iron palm on the sole?

Seeing that I didn't speak, this guy hesitated for a while, and suddenly asked me if I knew where he spent the night last night.

(￣_￣|||) Of course I know where he spent the night yesterday!

This guy didn't know what was going crazy yesterday, and he didn't want to get in the car alive or dead. Later, I gave him a room next door!

However, I didn't tell him this, but shook my head pretending to be unknowingly.

"Yesterday you only said you went to the bar to play, and I hung up the phone before I had time to ask you more." I said.

This guy's face changed all of a sudden, and it seemed that he was quite concerned about his appearance in the hotel room inexplicably.

I couldn’t help but laugh. Just as I was about to tell him the truth, the guy suddenly laughed exaggeratedly and said in a frivolous tone: "I called you yesterday to ask you to go play with you. It's a pity you This workaholic has no Yanfu! There are so many beautiful girls in that bar, there must be a type you like."

I'm a little confused, I don't know why he lied.

Yesterday's bar obviously didn't serve female customers. From what angle did he see that there were girls?

It seems that this guy was really drunk last night...

It may be that I didn’t believe it. This guy raised his eyebrows and then made up: “I opened a room with a super beautiful girl last night and fought for 300 rounds in the night...”

emmmmm If I am half-believing in the first part, then I am absolutely certain that this guy is bragging in the second part!

After opening the room last night, I wanted to leave him alone and come back by myself. I didn't expect that guy suddenly became drunk and asked me to sleep with him for everything.

I am 100% sure that there is no one but me who slept on the same bed with him last night!

Still fighting for 300 rounds? What a joke!

Last night he was so drunk that he couldn't even stand still. Should the girl sit on it and move by herself?

I rolled my eyes at him and said nothing.

Since he is so happy in making up stories, let him think so.

QAQ I am really thankful! Next time there is such a thing, I will never care about him again!

January 24, X

The weather is overcast

Since Wu Yunfei lied yesterday, the atmosphere between the two of us seems to have become a bit subtle.

He seemed to realize that I saw through his lie, the whole person became much more silent than usual, and he didn't send me a message for a whole day today.

This was the state I had always expected, but for some reason, I always felt empty, as if something was missing.

○|￣|_ Obviously this guy was wrong first, why do I feel a sense of self-blame? !

Later, I still couldn't help sending him a message, asking him what he was doing.

It took a long time for this guy to reply to me, and there were only a few words.

"Did not do anything."

Is he... arguing with me?

I thought about it, this guy might think that I didn't pick him up at the bar that day, and he woke up in an unfamiliar hotel, he felt a little uncomfortable.

I can probably understand how he feels, but he is not a girl, is he so careful?

The more I think about it, the more I feel wronged.

This guy teased me on weekdays, I never complained, but now I just made a joke with him, he actually had a cold war with me...

Cold war is cold war! It's not that we haven't had a cold war, it wasn't that this guy was first to subdue!

Thinking of this, I silently set him to "Message Do Not Disturb" in the address book, and then continued my work.

I tried to concentrate, but I was always thinking about this sand sculpture in my head.

For example, why did he lie to me that he went to pick up girls that night, and what did he mean by "husband" that night...

I couldn't help asking the secretary for advice, and asked him under what circumstances an adult man would call someone "husband".

The secretary might think I was giving him a quick brainstorm, hesitated for a while, and said his own opinions: "I think there may be three situations: one is that this person wants to call himself a'husband', but he accidentally said it wrong; two It’s because this person is a star chaser, and what kind of idol he likes. Now it is popular to call his favorite star a husband or wife; third, this person is gay..."

I first excluded the "three" option.

I know this guy Wu Yunfei better. He loves to hook up with little girls on weekdays. He must be a straight man of steel.

As for option one and option two, I think it should be the former, but considering this guy's usual style, it seems that he can't do things like star chasing.

I signed up for a Weibo account and wanted to see what this guy posted on weekdays.

Hmm...Most of the content is about eating, drinking, and having fun, occasionally pretending to be forceful considering your identity as a fashion blogger.

I want to see if he has liked any male artists on weekdays, but I found out that except for my official Weibo, most of the people he likes are girls...

Well, it seems that option two can also be eliminated.

This guy probably got in touch with a good girl in addition to me that day, but the girl let him dove out, but I was the only one who spared no effort to run to pick him up all night.

emmmmmmm I am such a good person!