Sand Sculpture Childhood Friends Are the Most Lethal

January 26, X

Weather haze

Today, it was gray and gray. I was planning to lie in bed and sleep a little longer, but this sand sculpture was going to pull me out early in the morning for a morning jog. He also said that the real rich, rich and handsome all have the good habit of getting up in the morning and doing morning exercises.

o(≧口≦)o This guy is full of food!

Even if he wants to exercise, he should consider the actual situation, is it okay? The smog outside is so severe, going out for a morning jog is just to be a human air purifier!

I planned to live a few more years, so I turned down the Sha Sculpture's morning exercise invitation without even thinking about it.

"You can't stay in the house like this. You have to go out and exercise, or you will die suddenly." The guy patted me and said.

(*￣︿￣) Can't this guy expect me to order? Can he inherit my inheritance after I die?

I closed my eyes and pretended to sleep, and ignored him.

I thought he would retreat when he knew it, but I didn’t expect this guy to get into the feet and sat down on my bed. No one believes the people in you."

"I'm not a wealthy man, I'm just a hard-working social animal, or the kind that is ready to work 24 hours a day." I muttered with my eyes closed. Hardship, let me sleep well."

Seeing that there was no hope for this guy to wake me up, he simply took off his coat, got into my quilt, and said, "If you don't get up again, I'll sleep with you."

"Go!" I kicked him down.

NND! I gave him face early in the morning, this guy really doesn't feel like getting up!

He didn't seem to expect that I would really kick him, sitting on the ground grinning and rubbing the painful part.

"A gentleman speaks but doesn't use his hands. You are a hero for a sudden attack!" he said.

"You asked for it first." I said angrily.

Sleeping is a matter of enthusiasm. After this guy's repeated interruptions at this time, my sleepiness has long been out of the sky.

I grabbed the phone on the bedside table and looked at the time...

Actually it was just past five o'clock? ! Is this sand sculpture poisonous? !

I stared at the culprit who disturbed my dreams, the more I watched, the more angry I became, and I grabbed the pillow and threw it at him.

"Go! It's coming to Xiaonian soon, where do you come from and where do you go back!" I said.

Seeing that I was really angry, this guy looked at me pitifully with his pillow.

To be honest, although this guy will be a thirty-year-old man on his birthday, he is so cute and cute every time it makes me feel so soft.

"It's not a problem for you to always stay with me... I was urging you to get married at home, and you ran to me to take refuge, and I didn't have a suitable girl to introduce to you. The problem that should be solved still has not been solved." road.

Sometimes I always have the illusion that our two identities are reversed, as if I am the elder brother and he is the ignorant younger brother.

"What are you afraid of? The big deal is that we can play bachelors together for a lifetime." He laughed.

(╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻

I won't stop him if he wants to bachelor! Why should you take me to bachelor? !

I'm just too busy with work and no time to fall in love! It's not like he is ready to die alone!

But having said that... he planned to die alone, did he realize that the kind of heavenly girl he liked could not exist in real life?

From a certain perspective, this also seems to be a good phenomenon.

At least this guy finally recognized the reality.