Sand Sculpture Childhood Friends Are the Most Lethal

January 27, X

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I finally know why Wu Yunfei was always chased and beaten by his dad when he was a child (///—Shi—) ○~ This guy is really a wife and a wife who owes him a lot!

He actually changed the wifi password while I was not paying attention!

I suppressed my anger and asked him what he wanted to do, but he actually asked me if I thought he was so innocent and unpretentious, unlike the coquettish **** outside.

I really want to pump his face with the soles of my shoes to make him sober!

How is he called pure and unpretentious? Obviously begging!

He likes waves so much, one day he will be shot to death on the beach (*￣︿￣)

I asked this guy to quickly tell me the wifi password, but he kept laughing, as if annoying me is a very pleasant thing.

"You smile!" I kicked him, but I was avoided.

"The gentleman speaks but doesn't use his hands. You said it yourself." He laughed. "And after so many years of fighting, you have never beaten me."

joke! Can't I beat him?

I was obviously afraid of trouble and worried that he called me when he was fighting, so I deliberately gave in!

Thinking of this, I suddenly realized that he has stopped a lot recently, and it has been a long time since he went to fight with others.

"I am also a person in the fashion circle anyway, and I always fight with people to a lesser degree." He sorted out his clothes, as if he was wearing a haute couture dress instead of pajamas.

I couldn't help laughing out loud.

Although this guy studied design at the beginning, I really didn't see that he has the slightest talent for being a designer.

When he first chose his major, 80% of them were based on the fact that there were many professional girls and the courses were not very stressful. That's why he pretended to have a dream of becoming a designer!

"Stop nonsense, and quickly tell me what the wifi password is!" I patted him and laughed, "Others don't know what your purpose for choosing this major is, am I still not sure?"

"Are you really clear?" he asked rhetorically.

Although he said this with a smile, I always feel that his expression is a bit bitter.

Is this my illusion?

I was about to ask him, but this guy suddenly approached, put his chin on my shoulder, and muttered, "I'm so happy."

This thoughtless sentence made me a little confused.

"The first letter of this sentence is the wifi password?" I asked.

He straightened up, glanced at me faintly, and pretended to say sadly: "I'm not happy anymore. All you think about is the wifi password, and you don't care about me at all."

(￣_￣|||) He is not a little girl, so should people always take care of their emotions?

However, given that this guy holds important information (wifi password), I decided to care about him reluctantly.

"Why were you happy just now?" I sighed and asked.

"You're so reluctant to ask, can you take your mind?" He leaned on the sofa, looking like an uncle, "You call yourself an otaku, and you don't understand any tricks."

The protagonist in the animation is cohabiting with the cute girl! I live with the rough guy!

Can it be the same? !

"Don't talk about pulling it down, it's a big deal, I'm using data these days, and I will reset my password after you get home." I gave him a big roll of eyes.

I am not gay, so I am not interested in caring about why a same **** is so happy early in the morning!

Maybe he woke up in the morning and found that the stock had risen?

Thinking of stocks, I subconsciously took out my phone and looked at the market trend today.

"You are really boring, no wonder you can't have a girlfriend." He disgusted.

"You are not my girlfriend, do I need to tell a joke to make you happy?" I asked.

"You are really different from the boss in the novel. In theory, you just found out that I changed the wifi password. You should say, "Man, you caught my attention."

Where did he see emmmmmmm such an old-fashioned stalk? Wouldn't it be the ancient romantic essay ten years ago?

"Man, you really caught my attention." In order to satisfy his illusion, I put the phone back in my pocket and said solemnly, "Why did I get in my head and agreed to leave you this scourge at home? Woolen cloth?"

"Now that I regret it? It's too late!" He laughed loudly, looking like he was not ashamed but proud.

However, he smiled and stopped suddenly, and asked, "What if I were a girl?"

"What if you are a girl?" I didn't quite understand what he meant.

The guy suddenly became a little twitchy and said, "If I were a girl and changed your wifi password, what would you think?"

"Don't worry, there is no girl like you." I said.

This guy is reluctant, and must let me explain why.

"Then it depends on who this girl is." I thought about it, and said, "If you don't know me well... I don't seem to be able to enter my house if I don't know him well."

"For example, I turned into a female sex." He said.

He turned into a female?

I looked at him up and down, and made up for his sexual transformation.

To be honest, his face belongs to the unisex style. Although I like cute-looking girls, if he still has this face after sex, I am not unacceptable.

As for the figure...I really don't want my future girlfriend to be too skinny, and it's the best to hold it. O(*￣▽￣*)o Like him, it’s a bit too skinny.

"Have you thought about it yet?" he asked.

I don't know why, this guy seems to blush.

Could it be that when I thought of my future girlfriend, what indescribable physiological reaction appeared on my body?

I looked down subconsciously, but I didn't find anything wrong.

Thinking about it, this guy seems to blush especially recently.

He was obviously not like this before.

Is it because the heater in my home is too hot?

"Think about it... But if you were a girl, I would definitely not leave you at home. After all, you can't be married to each other, even if you are young, you can't just live in the same room like this."

Before I finished speaking, this guy suddenly laughed out loud.

"Are you an ancient person? It's ridiculous to talk about whether a man or a woman is giving or receiving a kiss!"

"I am called good style, gentlemanly!" I retorted.

Having said that, if he is really a girl, based on the relationship between our two families, we are now 80% engaged, right? Then it seems not impossible for me to take her in at home.

But if he were a girl, he shouldn't be as waved as he is now.

At least I won't go to the bar to get drunk and let me pick him up.

"what are you thinking?"

He suddenly got close, which reminded me of the night at the bar again.

At the time, he seemed to be so close at the bar...

I took a step back calmly and said, "I'm analyzing the wifi password."

I don't know why I should lie.

Maybe... I really want to know what the wifi password is.