Sand Sculpture Childhood Friends Are the Most Lethal

March 19 (18th), Year X

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I'm going to be invited to watch the show this afternoon. I am inexplicably ashamed to think of actually wearing the clothes designed by Wu Yunfei. It feels like exposing my secondary attributes to the public's vision.

"Don't worry, there are people on the street who dress more strangely than you. Others will not laugh at you." Wu Yunfei said, "Could it be that you simply dislike the clothes I made, and feel that you can't wear them out to meet people, so that's why Have an excuse to stop me?"

I quickly shook my head and denied it.

"Since I don't dislike it, then put it on. I also bought a camera to take you street shots." Wu Yunfei said.

Street, street shooting? !

It would be too shame to take pictures on the street!

"If I don't shoot, someone else will do it for you."

Wu Yunfei fiddled with the camera in his hand, at first glance like a professional.

However, based on past experience, I think this guy can't even focus correctly.

"I'm not a model, what are they doing to shoot me?" I mumbled.

"Because the clothes are good-looking! If I see someone wearing such beautiful clothes on the street, I must follow up and ask him which brand of new style it is."

"80% of people think you are crazy, right?"

"It may be strange to do it in other places, but this is Fashion Week. It is just a routine operation to ask each other about the brands of clothes." He said.

Hearing this, I suddenly felt a little nervous.

As a dead house who has never been good at dealing with people, I have no idea what to do in this field that I have never been involved in to appear comfortable.

QAQ Anyway, why did I force myself to travel so far away for a business trip when my head was so hot? Isn’t it good to tease cats at home to read comics?

There is no regret medicine in the world. Now that I have taken over this job, I will continue to do it even if I bite the bullet.

In order for me to adapt as soon as possible, this guy forced me to go out early to hang out on the street.

There is a famous ice cream shop not far from where we live. This guy said he wanted to eat it last night, but at that time it was closed.

When I went out today, it was just in time for business hours. In order to save him any regrets, I went into the store and bought two ice creams.

"Your clothes are so beautiful, as if you just walked off the runway." The clerk praised politely.

This is the first time since I got here, an outsider praised my clothes...

My cheeks were a little hot, but I pretended to calmly say thank you.

"What did that person tell you just now?" Wu Yunfei asked.

I just remembered that this guy's foreign language was not good, and I was afraid that he didn't understand the communication between me and the clerk at all.

"Nothing, just bought an ice cream." I said.

"Liar! What are you shy about just buying ice cream? Did that foreign man molested you?" he said.

He observes very carefully!

I translated what the clerk said to me just now, and he was so happy after listening.

"That little brother is really discerning! Otherwise, give him a tip." He said.

I couldn't laugh or cry when I heard it.

According to Wu Yunfei's idea of ​​tipping, it is estimated that when I return to China, I won't have any money left this time.

"Forget it this time. I'll be surprised if I go back and give another tip just thinking about it." I said, "The next time I come to buy ice cream, I will give you a little more tip."

He looked very happy and licked the ice cream happily.

I don't know why, I suddenly remembered the time he accidentally stuck his tongue on the spoon, and couldn't help laughing.

"What are you laughing at?" he asked dissatisfiedly.

"Am I smiling?"

"Laughed."

"No."

At this time, you can't admit that you laughed just now, otherwise this guy will definitely become angry!

Seeing that I didn't want to admit it, he curled his lips and said that he wanted to taste the ice cream in my hand.

This guy was holding things in both hands, so I thoughtfully handed the ice cream to him.

"How do I feel that your face is exactly the same as when you fed the cat?" he said.

Have it? I really don't know what kind of expression I look like when I feed the cat.

But this guy is really cute when he eats ice cream, even cuter than the yuanchewer*/ω＼*

I think I'm probably crazy, but I think a man is cute.

Could it be that after he told me that he was gay, I subconsciously treated him as a member of the opposite sex?

March 20 (19th), Year X

The weather is overcast

The weather is not very good today, but I was invited to a dinner party.

I asked Wu Yunfei if he wanted to go with me. He said that he hadn't received the invitation and it would be annoying to come uninvited.

"Even if you brought me in, how would you introduce me? Could it be that I am your female companion?" Wu Yunfei smiled, "Those guys are not blind, and they won't even be confused between men and women."

Hearing this, I had to give up.

Because it was a dinner party, I didn't dare to dress like yesterday, so I took a set of modest suits from my suitcase and hung them aside.

"Don't you change your clothes?" he asked.

"There is still some time, we will change later." I said.

As usual, I usually change my clothes early and wait to go out. But today I don't know what's going on. After hearing that this guy can't accompany me, I suddenly didn't want to go out.

Have I been so clingy before?

It is said that there is a certain resemblance between pets and their owners. Maybe it is the stickiness of the Elemental Eater that has affected me, right?

"Would you like another finger sumo?" he said, "you have your bet."

I couldn't think of any good ideas for a while, so I said that the loser would buy a gift for the winner.

"This is your own cash machine, don't blame my brother for not being merciful." He said.

Before we started, we still drew faces on each other's fingers.

Compared with the last time, the face I drew was a lot more detailed this time, but he still disliked it too much, saying that I was completely in the style of girl comics in the last century.

Is there anything wrong with the style of girl manga? It's better than his simple strokes in kindergarten!

To be fair, I did not deliberately let him this time, and easily won the game.

"The young man has made progress." He smiled. "What do you want to tell your brother, I will give you a second blood."

Although he let me choose the present, but I really couldn't think of anything I really wanted.

"Don't worry, you can change your clothes first, it's really impossible. Let's go shopping and pick them tomorrow." He said.

I checked the time and it was indeed time to go out, so I went to the locker room to change my clothes.

When he came out, this guy was sitting on the bed and playing with his iPad.

"I'm out now."

"Be careful on the road."

I don't know why, I suddenly had the illusion that this is a conversation between husband and wife.

Wu Yunfei may also be aware of this, so he put down his iPad and came to me, pretending to tidy up my tie, and said: "Anada, remember to drink less and come back early."

Obviously knowing that this guy is the top of the body, but I still feel that my heart misses a beat.

"Um."

"Put your thumb out," he said.

I do as I say.

He also extended his thumb and clicked on my thumb.

"This is a farewell kiss." He said with a grin.

I suddenly realized that we both had the face that the other side had just painted on both of our thumbs, and felt a little shy, and our faces were so hot.

"Huh? You blushed!" He smiled, "It's not a junior high school boy, do you want to be so innocent?"

"I, I should go! Otherwise it should be too late!" I said.

After saying this, I hurried to the elevator, as if there was a scourge behind me.

This guy will laugh at me!

Entering the elevator, I pressed my chest with my hand and took a few deep breaths.

My heartbeat finally calmed down, but seeing the face drawn on my thumb, I started to feel flustered again.

It always feels like this guy can see me panicked through this face.

March 21 (20th), Year X

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Today’s work is in the afternoon and evening, so Wu Yunfei and I got up early and planned to take advantage of the free time in the morning to go out and go shopping.

Compared to the brand products I saw in fashion week, I prefer to go to the local specialty shops like an ordinary tourist to see if I can find any interesting gadgets.

"You really don't understand fashion." He murmured. "I didn't buy any big brands after visiting Fashion Week. Instead, I wanted to visit second-hand grocery stores. I really don't understand what you think."

What can't you understand?

I can also buy big brands in China, but second-hand grocery stores are really hard to come by.

I once watched a documentary about a grocery store, and I have been longing for this kind of place, but I haven't found a similar store after looking for it in China for a long time.

"I finally know why your dad only gave you 50,000 yuan at the beginning. According to your frugal consumption habits, 50,000 yuan is more than enough."

"I'm taking into account your current financial ability, is it helping you save money, okay?" I didn't have a good air.

This guy was frozen by his dad's bank card. Although he still has some deposits in his hand, he doesn't think he spends a lot of money on weekdays.

I don't want him to go bankrupt just to buy me gifts.

Hearing what I said, he sighed faintly, and said, "A penny is hard for a hero!"

"You can live without a few flowers." I said, "If you really can't, you can ask me to borrow money."

"Do you still use it?" he asked.

"It's not difficult to borrow and repay," I said, "I don't have to limit the time limit, but it's not a good habit not to repay the debt."

"Then what if I am impoverished for a lifetime?" he asked.

To be honest, I have always felt that Wu Yunfei and poverty-stricken are not linked to these four words.

Even if he doesn't have a penny on him, he can probably be a little boy who eats soft rice, right?

"Then wait for me to die, you burn me more paper money every New Year's Day." I said.

"Bah, baah, why do you say such unlucky things? And in terms of age, how old I am older than you, should I go first if I want to go to another world?"

"You think my body is hollowed out every day, can I survive you?"

"So I usually tell you to play less games and exercise more!"

His emotions were a bit agitated, and his voice was raised a little bit unconsciously, causing passers-by to look at him frequently.

They probably thought the two of us were arguing?

"Well, it's just a joke, why are you being so serious?" I said.

"If you repeat a lie a thousand times, it will become the truth. Don't always curse yourself if you have nothing to do." He said, "If you really accidentally die in front of me, be careful that I chase you to the Yin Cao Netherworld to ask you for an explanation."

Come to Yin Cao Jifu to ask me for an explanation? Is this guy going to die for love?

I was amused by my own brain.

"Don't be hippy and smiling, I'm being serious with you," he said.

"Well, well, starting from today, I must pay attention to health preservation and make wolfberry tea in a thermos cup every day." I said.

Hearing what I said, this guy seemed to be relieved at last.

But for some reason, I always feel his ears are red.

Is he embarrassed?

The author has something to say: Me! Bao·Code word machine·He, we have to try on Saturday from tomorrow!

This is a new journey for me who is salted fish!

Set the flag here (If I can’t do it for a while, I’ll sneak back and delete it*/ω＼*)

If I succeed on Saturday tomorrow, please don't begrudge your praise!