Sand Sculpture Childhood Friends Are the Most Lethal

March 22 (21st), Year X

sunny

The time to come is here after all. I turned on the phone this morning and saw the purchasing information sent to me by my mother at a glance.

There are not many items to purchase, but they are all women's products such as bags, cosmetics, and jewelry, many of which are new this year.

When I think of the long dragon-like team, I have a headache.

Obviously, you can buy the same products in China in a few days, so why do they have to let me go so far as to purchase goods?

"Young man, now is the time to show your filial piety." He patted me on the shoulder and smiled. "Can the gift my son brought home from thousands of miles away is the same as the one I bought in the store?"

"What's the difference? Is it produced by a domestic agency?"

I looked at the pictures sent to me by my mother and sighed sadly.

To be honest, these things don't look too different to me, and they can be played together and watched again and again.

There are a few bags I even vaguely remember that my mother has carried similar styles.

"The fashion elements are different every year. If you still hold the fashion items from last autumn and winter this spring, you will be laughed at." This guy said solemnly.

Will be laughed at? But winter has just passed...

I shook my head, some of them couldn't understand the thinking of fashion people like them.

"At that time, it's all up to you, I just have to pay." I said.

I have lingering fears about the experience of visiting those brand stores with this guy the other day.

Those shopping guides are too enthusiastic! Enthusiasm makes people a little overwhelmed.

In comparison, the owners of second-hand grocery stores are much more friendly and natural. Seeing which product you are interested in, they will also kindly introduce you to the story behind the product.

Some products can even be traced back to the Middle Ages, which surprised me a lot.

If it is in our country, all these things have to be handed over to the country!

Although Wu Yunfei has always scared me that these old things may have bad spirits on them, I still chose a beautiful Baroque style carpet for him to buy me as a gift.

He ruined a carpet of me before, so he should pay me a substitute for reason.

"Said to save me money, but this thing is not cheap at all."

Of course, he also admitted that this carpet is very beautiful, and said that some of the patterns on it are timeless classics.

"Don't you find that some new products this year use the same elements as the carpet you bought?" he asked.

To be honest, I really didn't see OTZ.

Alas... this kind of work of selecting fashion items should be given to professionals like him. I only pay for it.

As a person known as a straight male aesthetic, I still have some self-knowledge...

March 23 (22nd), Year X

sunny

I'm going back today. I should be happy after the business trip, but I feel bored when I think that this guy will be going to record the show soon.

The recording time of the show is as long as eight weeks, which means that I have not seen him for two months.

He will definitely meet a lot of like-minded people when he is recording the show. Will he forget my little friend by then?

Although he always laughed at him for making friends with wine and meat, I didn't even have friends with wine and meat.

Thinking about it, I seem to be more pitiful than him. After he left, only the Elemental Devouring Beast could accompany me...

"Can you not record the show? I can make money to support you." I said.

"Just your salary, can you afford me?" He laughed, "And I have signed a contract with someone, and I have to pay liquidated damages when I return."

"I can help you pay liquidated damages." I whispered, "That kind of reality show feels so hard just thinking about it."

I feel distressed to see him work so hard!

People like him should eat, drink and have fun all day long, and be idle. Serious work or anything doesn't fit his personality at all!

"Are you afraid that after my brother I went to record the show, you would feel lonely when you come home from work and sit in an empty room by yourself?" he asked with a grin.

I thought about the scene for a while, and suddenly felt that I was so pitiful.

"I want you to move out quickly! You are noisy, and it seriously affects my work efficiency." I said, "And I still have the Primal Devouring Beast with me, how can I feel lonely?"

These words were simply duplicity to the extreme. I glanced away unnaturally, not daring to look directly into his eyes.

He nodded when he heard the words and smiled: "I also think it's okay for you to be alone, after all, you guy has always been a lone ranger."

Have I always been a lone ranger?

Obviously he ignored me every time!

Every time he met a new friend, he would leave me aside and come back to find me when he had enough fun.

This kind of natural attitude is really irritating. How does he know that every time I come back to find me, I can ignore the predecessors and continue to be his little partner?

I also thought about meeting some new friends when he went to find others to play, at least to make myself less boring. But I'm worried that I won't be able to keep up with him. What if he comes to see me after he breaks up with his new partner?

I know what it's like to watch my friends play with others and put myself aside.

I don't want him to have a similar experience.

So I have always maintained a friendly and distant relationship with the people around me, so that no matter when he comes back to me, I can guarantee that he is my best friend.

Unexpectedly, in his opinion, all this turned out to be evidence of my disharmony...

"Can I visit the class while you are recording?"

Fearing that he would find this request inexplicable, I paused and added: "I have never been to the recording site of the show, so I am a little curious."

"What's so curious about this? It must be a mess." He said, "Didn't you visit the show two days ago? It's like a disaster movie."

"The show and the show are still different."

"The show will only be more chaotic than the show. After all, the catwalk also needs to consider a live effect, and the show depends entirely on post-editing." He said, "Moreover, the popularity of your old man in China is no less than that of a traffic star. Unnecessary commotion slows down the filming process."

"But…"

"Nothing but, don't think I don't know what your kid is thinking. You must secretly take pictures of me embarrassed on the show, and then look for opportunities to laugh at me, right?"

I just want to see him...

But since he said it to this point, I can't continue to insist.

"You have to come on." I said.

March 24, X

sunny

Wu Yunfei is really a sand sculpture.

Yesterday afternoon, the two of us had nothing to do, so we rented a sports car to go for a drive in the countryside.

At that time, the sun was slanting to the west, and for the first time in my life I saw the sunset over the wilderness.

The sun was shining brightly, disappearing little by little, and the sight was so beautiful that it suffocated me.

At this moment, the guy suddenly said, "Hey, tomorrow morning, let's get up early in the morning and come here to watch the sunrise!"

I subconsciously wanted to say "Okay, let's see", but I always feel that there is something wrong with this sentence.

The sun sets down from the wilderness, shouldn't you go to the woods on the opposite side to see the sunrise?

Isn't this guy lacking common sense that he doesn't even know that the sun is rising and setting?

"Why? Don't you like to get up early?" he asked.

"It's okay to get up early, but the sun doesn't rise from here."

"Hey?"

He looked surprised.

"The sun rises in the east and sets in the west, so the place where it rises should be in the woods behind it." I said, "Even kindergarten kids know this thing, right?"

"Didn't the sun really rise from where it fell?"

"Of course not!"

"So you can't see the sunrise where you see the sunset!"

"Did you finally understand?"

"That's really a shame..." he murmured, "finally found a good place."

The afterglow of the setting sun spread on his face, looking like the hero of an idol drama.

But because of his lack of common sense just now, I just want to laugh now.

Sure enough, God was fair and gave him a good-looking appearance and perfect social skills, so he took his mind off.

"Let's drive to other places to see, what if you can find another good place to watch the sunrise?" I said.

"But it's already this time, even if I find a good location, I don't know if I can see a perfect sunrise, right?"

"Then what do you want?"

"I still want to watch the sunrise from this location."

"But there is no sunrise here."

"Yes, let me do a magic for you." He said as he took out a pocket watch from his pocket and dangled it in front of my eyes, "What you see now is the sunrise...sunrise...sunrise...sunrise. …"

I couldn't help laughing out loud.

"Don't laugh, follow my words and imagine the scene in front of you as a sunrise." He said, "Close your eyes now and say "Sunrise" three times in your heart."

I did as instructed.

Sunrise...sunrise...sunrise...

I chanted "Sunrise" three times in my heart. Although the scene in front of me did not change when I opened my eyes again, I still had the illusion that it was the sunrise.

"It's amazing." I said.

"This is the power of psychological suggestion, commonly known as'whatever you want to achieve'." He laughed.

Did you get what you wanted? Would it be effective in this situation to make a wish to the sunset?

"You can tie the corners of your clothes and make a wish to try it." He said.

This is not a meteor passing by. Why do you want to tie a knot in the corner of your clothes? Let's string the frequency!

When I was about to complain about him, I saw this guy tying a knot at the corner of his clothes solemnly, and then folded his hands together, muttering something in his mouth.

"What wish did you make?" I asked curiously.

However, this guy shook his finger solemnly, and said, "I can't say it, I can't say it."

He saw that the corners of my clothes were not knotted, and he made me wish.

I couldn't hold him back, so I had to tie the corners of my clothes like him.

But what wish is good?

I feel as if I don’t have any wish for God to come true for me...

"Hurry up and make a wish! The sun is going to set!" He urged anxiously.

Okay, then I wish this guy can do whatever he wants and realize the wish he just made.

The sky gradually dimmed, and the villages in the distance began to light up.

"Didn't you just say that this is sunrise? Why is it getting darker and darker?" I joked.

"This is going back in time." He said solemnly, "Congratulations on returning to yesterday."

I admire this guy's ability to adapt to changes, but I might be at a loss when I encounter the same question, right?

Today we took a plane at noon, and this guy went to the ice cream shop next to him to eat ice cream again.

But unfortunately, it was not the clerk who was in the store this time, but an elderly lady who seemed to be a little older.

"Do you want to tip more?" I touched him with an elbow and asked in a low voice.

"Forget it, it's not the last time." He said.

I looked up and found that the clerk was looking at both of us with ambiguous smiles, and when he handed the ice cream over, he said "I wish you happiness".

Wish us... happiness?

For the first time, I doubted my listening comprehension ability.

"Thank you." I said.

Leaving the ice cream shop, the guy really asked me what the clerk said to me just now.

I told him that the clerk wished us a long and lasting friendship.

"Then have you..."

"I definitely gave a very substantial tip this time, are you finally at ease?"

"It's a pity that you didn't wear the clothes I made today, otherwise you will surely receive more compliments."

"That's also complimenting the clothes you made, not complimenting me..."

"Are you jealous of your clothes?"

I did not speak.

In fact, I just want others to say that I match that dress well...

March 25, X

Cloudy weather

After more than ten hours of flying, we finally landed!

Although the service on the plane was very good, I was still a bit airsick. After getting off the plane, I sat in the lounge for a long time before getting over.

"Is it better?" He handed me a glass of freshly squeezed juice and asked.

"Um."

I took a sip of the juice and forcibly suppressed the nausea.

Flying by plane is too painful, even in first class.

It is said that first-class food is good, but in the case of airsickness, I can't eat anything at all.

I felt tired, hungry and sleepy, leaning on Wu Yunfei's shoulder and lethargic.

At this moment, my cell phone rang suddenly, it was a call from the assistant.

He told me that the airport had been surrounded by the media, and he asked me to be mentally prepared when I went out.

I just can’t figure it out. I’m not a traffic star. Is it interesting for these guys to stare at me every day?

It’s been hard enough to fly for so long, do you have to act with them even when you go home?

"It's the first time you attend this kind of fashion occasion. Of course, they want to hear and see." Wu Yunfei patted me twice and said, "Aren't you the best at speaking? Just say a few words to deal with them." ."

"But I feel so uncomfortable now, I want to vomit..."

"Then you see who hates him the most, and vomit him when the time comes, and see if they dare to approach you."

This guy has a bad idea!

But thinking about the scene he described, it seems quite fun.

"You don't need to worry, go out after you have enough rest, and see who is consuming the other." He said.

"Then what if those guys smash me?"

"Anyway, you have enough rest. It's good to be energetic and accept their questions." He smiled, "Isn't this your specialty?"

From a certain perspective, this is indeed my specialty.

Although I don't like to interact with people, I am very good at speaking. I have served as the official spokesperson of the group more than once, answering various questions from reporters.

To be honest, some people do ask some weird and tricky questions, but as long as they are handled properly, these questions can actually contribute to the establishment of the group's reputation.

Questions from reporters have always been difficult for me.

"Is your mood better? Do you want to put on the jersey I made for you?" He asked with a smile.

I know this guy is joking, but I really want to show his face in front of the public in that suit.

As this guy said before, my clothes are too serious in my daily life, so serious that it makes people feel boring.

Obviously I'm only twenty-five years old, but people usually comment on me like I am a respected senior.

I really want to know what kind of reaction those guys would react and what kind of articles would they write if I appeared at the airport dressed as a form of secondary illness.

"They will definitely praise your clothes for good-looking!" Wu Yunfei said.

This guy doesn't seem to be too busy to be too busy.

After he knew what I was thinking, he happily helped me to turn the clothes out of the suitcase.

"Go and put on your jersey! Warrior!" he said.

Suddenly I was glad that I was in the VIP lounge and there was no one else around, otherwise he would definitely be regarded as crazy.

When I changed into that suit, my heart was filled with mischievous excitement, and it seemed that even the feeling of airsickness had diminished a lot.

"Let's go, I'm ready." I said.

Walking out of the lounge, I found that the airport was full of people.

Are these people coming to see me?

I looked back for Wu Yunfei's figure, only to find that he was standing far away from me.

This guy... is it trying to pretend not to know me?

I bit my head and walked out, and the media immediately surrounded me.

But the bodyguards were faster, and suddenly there was a safe distance between me and them.

"Change the place, it will easily affect the normal entry and exit of others." I said.

After saying this, I walked towards a corner on my own, and those guys followed me in that direction.

I don't know why, I suddenly thought of a magnet toy that I played with when I was young.

Where the iron block is moved, the iron powder in the container will also move there.

I don’t know if it’s because of waiting too long, the questions asked by these media are very regular, which makes me feel a little boring.

At this moment, a reporter asked a sharp question.

"Excuse me, did you go to Fashion Week this time alone?"

I raised my eyebrows when I heard this.

Is this a personal question? Even if I refuse to answer, it is not rude.

But I didn't think there was anything to hide in this matter, so I told them the truth.

"I went with a friend."

I don’t know if it’s an illusion. I feel that the media people’s eyes lit up, as if they had captured some key information.

This gave me a vague premonition in my heart.

Is there anything wrong with me going to the show with my friends? Or is it that in their eyes, I am a lone ranger who is not even worthy of a friend?

"Then why didn't your friend come back with you?" someone asked again.

He came back with me, but he was afraid that the trouble would not come out together.

"Maybe he has something, I don't know too well." I said vaguely.

After that, the media guys asked a few more painless questions, and I answered them one by one, but after waiting for a long time, they never asked the question I was expecting.

Did no one of them notice that I changed into super nice clothes? !

Why did no one ask me? !

I pretended to inadvertently raised my hand to tidy up the sleeves of my clothes, crazily suggesting that I changed my clothes to different clothes.

But these guys seem to be blind, completely indifferent to my little actions.

Suddenly, I felt a deep sense of frustration, and I didn't want to care about these people.

When the assistant saw me look tired, he told them that the interview was over, and then let me get in the car.

"Where to go?" the assistant asked.

I asked him to go out and take a lap, and then drove back to pick up Wu Yunfei.

"Sorry, there are too many people outside. I will first go out and look away, and then I will come to pick you up."

I sent him such a message.

He gave me an "OK" gesture back.

I smiled unconsciously.

The assistant glanced at me in the rearview mirror and asked if I was in love.

I said no, I was just sending a small message.

"That guy must be sitting on the suitcase like a lost child now, waiting eagerly for me to pick him up." I laughed.

"It's a good relationship between you and Faa."

"It's okay, after all, I have known each other for so many years."

The assistant chatted with me about some recent developments of the company, including the draft that I gave to my father before going to fashion week.

"The board of directors is very interested in this investment and is currently negotiating with the other party." the assistant said.

"That's great," I said.

If the group can become a sponsor of the show, at least I can guarantee that this guy will not be dumb.

"You seem to care about this plan very much."

"Because I think this investment may be a stepping stone for us to break into the fashion and show business world." I said.

Wu Yunfei said that now is the era of traffic economy, and people are paying more and more attention to spiritual pleasure.

If this investment is successful, it will undoubtedly promote the transformation of the group.

"By the way, if the filming location of the program group has not been decided yet, we might as well choose a resort in our suburbs." I said, "I checked the report before the Spring Festival. After the renovation of the resort, the passenger flow did not seem to meet expectations. You have to find a way."

"Originally, the resort took the route of being affordable and friendly to the people. After this renovation, the star was added. The price is slightly higher than before, so the passenger flow is not as good as before the renovation," the assistant said.

"If you can set the shooting location there this time, someone will definitely come after the show." I said.

Of course, there is one more sentence I didn’t say: If I can set the shooting location in my own venue, it would be more convenient to go to Wu Yunfei’s expedition when I am resting~￣▽￣~

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