Sand Sculpture Childhood Friends Are the Most Lethal

May 23, X Year

sunny

Some people seem to be straight men of steel on the surface, but in private they are secretly poking their bosses to make up for it. !

Throughout the whole day, no matter how I look at it, I felt that the assistant was not pleasing to the eye.

This kind of dissatisfaction is transferred to work, that is, seeing those small mistakes that usually open one's eyes and close one's eyes, I will point them out expressionlessly, and then ask him to go back and repeat them.

It's okay once or twice, but I feel a little bit unbearable when the frequency increases.

Some things are obviously not his mistakes. I blamed him like this, it seems a bit too much...

But what surprised me was that instead of being impatient, the assistant was happy to come up with some new ideas every time he took it back to fix the bug.

"Aren't you tired?" I couldn't help asking.

Don't say he is a man who runs back and forth, I'm tired from sitting here.

"Everyone's enthusiasm for work is very high today." He said, "Don't worry, boss, we will try our best to keep up, and we will never let you work overtime on weekends!"

Although I am very grateful to everyone for their kindness, it feels like my little secret has been exposed to the public's sight at once, and I always feel a little embarrassed.

When I was resting in the afternoon, I said I would go to the tea and have a cup of coffee. When I walked to the door, I suddenly heard the voice of a girl talking inside.

I wanted to leave, but suddenly I heard them mention "Super Designer".

Do they also watch this show?

I was a little curious about their thoughts, so I took the cup and stood at the door to eavesdrop.

"Have you watched yesterday's show? Feng Yun CP is really super sweet!"

"How can you discuss this kind of topic in the company's pantry? If you want to discuss it, you have to take me."

"I used to think that the big guy was offensive, but after watching the show, I suddenly felt that the big guy was the little **** victim."

"Forget it, how can it be a sucker? The big guy is a tough guy."

"After the fragrance is really scented, it's definitely a sucker, touching your face to kill is simply too loving!"

"And the small steps when I ran over, I watched it back and forth many times! How can the boss be so cute?"

Where do I have small steps? !

But having said that, I finally know why there are so many comments on the Internet that I have suffered!

It turned out that it was the devil clip of the show group who was doing the trick again!

I knocked on the door of the pantry, and there was no sound inside.

"If you need to work, hurry up. The pantry is not a place for you to chat." I said.

The girls in the pantry filed out with their heads down, but I don't know if it was my illusion, I always felt that they were stealing pleasure.

I shook my head, took a cup of coffee and returned to the office.

"Did you watch yesterday's "Super Designer"?" I asked casually.

The assistant's expression froze, but he quickly returned to normal.

"I saw it," he said, "It's pretty... it's better than expected."

"What do you think after reading it?" I asked.

The assistant pursed his lips and asked, "Do you need PR?"

He might have mistakenly thought that I was dissatisfied with the behavior of the show team Lalang Duo?

Actually, I don’t have any opinion on these CP Xiang cookies, but cutting me to accept is their fault...

"It's okay, you can just talk about your opinion." I said, "I heard someone discussing in the pantry just now, and it seemed like the heat seemed very high."

"The heat is really high." The assistant said, "After all, there have been hot searches on the ground three days ago, and this episode has been cut into a CP-oriented program. Many people even if they haven't watched the previous show, they will click on it because of curiosity. ."

"Like you?" I said.

The assistant smiled, seeming to be tacitly acquiesced.

"The show is really good and well-made." He said.

"Then do you think I am attacking or accepting?" I asked.

The assistant's expression was a bit awkward, and I might not have thought that I would ask him such a sharp question.

"This kind of thing... everyone's opinion is different, the key depends on what you think." He said.

So does he really feel that I am a sufferer in his heart? !

After returning home, in order to prevent myself from being affected by the barrage, I turned off the barrage and watched the latest episode from beginning to end carefully.

To be honest, although I didn't think anything was wrong when I did those actions at first, it looked completely different through the lens.

The small steps they talked about are actually just too many lines on the ground. I'm afraid that I might accidentally step on it and affect the texture of the picture. That's why I walked so coquettishly.

And what's the shyness of bowing my head... I obviously forgot the name of the next player, and looked down at the off-stage notebook!

The affectionate money for touching their faces and killing their brains does not exist. The guy just disliked me for fooling around, and would rather wear a mask than take the medicine.

The muttering in his mouth is not love at all!

There are people on the Internet saying "Only I can see your appearance" with Humanities. Isn't this nonsense?

Who doesn't know what I look like in the world?

But having said that, I just learned that wearing a mask can give them so much imagination.

Although the program team has said that I wear a mask to fit the theme of the current issue, many people still say that things are not that simple.

Some brain holes actually said that it was because I was going to show my true shape, so I had to cover it with a mask.

Didn't he know that after the founding of the People's Republic of China, he can't be refined? And if I were a monster, wouldn't my father also be a monster?

As a steadfast "Fengyun" party, I joined the battle and posted an extremely long Weibo to prove that "Fengyun" is irreversible.

The "baby girl" who always chatted with me before gave a thumbs up, and I suddenly realized that I hadn't spoken to each other for a long time.

I don't know how far she and Zhuma have developed.

I clicked on her Weibo and found that she updated some daily routines every day, and she seemed to be having a good time.

Flipping through it, I was suddenly attracted by a picture.

Why does this cat look so much like my yuan-cheating beast?

"Essential Devourer—!" I called it.

The Qiyuan Beast walked over slowly, apparently just waking up.

I looked at the Yuanchee Beast, and then at the cat in the phone. It was really super alike, even the position of the pattern was exactly the same.

However, the cat in the picture seems to be a bit cuter than the Yuan-chewing animal in our house.

The wording of that picture is "I met our eldest son by chance, and I don’t know if the idiot has discovered that his cat is missing..."

It turns out that her cat is also a little male cat?

Is there such a coincidence in the world?

I took a look at the time...May 2nd.

If I remember correctly, it seems that Yuanchew Beast was lost once.

My heart was pounding, and it felt as if there was a secret in front of me.

I settled down and continued to look for clues in other pictures.

This garbled lady who is suspected of Wu Yunfei sent not many photos, most of which were emojis, and occasionally sent some landscape photos that made people unable to locate.

Such as the sky, trees, small wild flowers by the road...

Although I didn't get any substantive information, the more I looked at it, the more I felt that the messy lady was like Wu Yunfei's trumpet.

In order not to appear abrupt, I asked the other party if they were also following the show "Super Designer".

"I haven't read it yet. I've been busy recently. I plan to wait until it's over." She said.

It's not chasing dramas. Is it true that watching variety shows also say that there is fattening?

"That's it... I think you gave me a thumbs up, and thought you were following the show too." I said.

"Well... I just think you have spent a lot of effort to analyze, I don't like a like, it seems a bit too uncomfortable." She said.

This tone is really familiar...

I decided to test the other person again, so I said: "Then why don't you like another account?"

"Didn't you use the official account to post? And it's quite interesting now." He said.

I guessed it was right! This guy is really Wu Yunfei!

I felt embarrassed to think that I had asked him for advice on how to be sultry.

Maybe I am so embarrassed that I look like a fool in his eyes, right? After all, he taught me most of the routines...

"Why don't you speak anymore?" He asked, "In fact, some short paragraphs on the Internet are quite cute, such as the little vinegar, which is just a true portrayal of you."

What is the vinegar essence? Why did not I see?

"In the previous episodes of the show, there was a scene where I did the final finishing work for Wen Miao before going on stage, and then the camera captured your'death gaze,' and someone made it into an emoticon." He sent it to him. I have an emoji package.

The picture is a bit vague, but the wording is very clear.

"I just watched you show your affection quietly"

"Let go! That's my wife!"

"Jealous.jpg"

"It feels a little green on my head"

"This boss is not happy anymore"

Originally, I didn't think there was anything wrong with my expression, but after adding the text, the feeling of the whole picture suddenly changed.

"In a few days, you will probably become a new force in the emoji industry. Half of the pictures on my mobile phone are all your emojis," he said.

Do I have so many pictures that can be made into emoticons?

It turns out that there really are...

The "small broken steps" that everyone talks about was made into a moving picture, and a line of words was added below: "Go find my wife".

That's not to mention, those people can always find the subtle differences in my cookie-cutter expressions, and then make them into expression packs with very different styles.

It's really hard work for them→_→

"Your image as a high-cold boss will soon be irresistible. Is there anything you want to say?" he asked.

I feel... I have nothing to say...

May 24, X

The weather is overcast

After one night, my trumpet account has grown by nearly 100,000 fans. Now this number is still rising wildly at a very fast rate, but I am not happy at all.

I made a fatal mistake last night TAT

I accidentally posted my diary to Weibo with my hands!

Although I realized that I rushed to Weibo to delete the contents of the diary at the speed of light, some people still took screenshots quickly.

Fortunately now, the private messages are all people who ask me for the content of the diary, and the marketing account has to pay a high price.

I told them that it was just my boring fan creations, but they all believed that it was my diary.

Why are these guys so keen?

At the same time, I am also reflecting on why I want to facilitate the use of electronic hand accounts.

Obviously I used a small notebook to write a diary in the beginning...

I told Wu Yunfei what had happened to me, but I didn't expect that instead of expressing sympathy, this guy would gloat for misfortune.

"Why do you have the habit of writing a diary? Isn't it only a girl who writes a diary?" He said, "My God, I suddenly doubted your gender...you are actually a girl?"

Hasn't this guy never seen me without clothes before? Is he still not sure if I am a girl?

In the final analysis, I write a diary because it is too boring. I have too many things to say every day but I don’t know who to talk to. I can only write down what I want to spit and talk about it for comfort.

He scoffed at my statement.

"I didn't see you chatting with me particularly enthusiastically when I was next to you." He said.

It's one thing to want to say, it's another thing to speak out.

For example, I often complain about him in my diary, but I have never said similar things in real life.

At any rate, he was also my child, and the face he should be given is still to be given to him.

"What should I do now?" I asked.

More and more people asked me about the diary, and I was so scared that I uninstalled Weibo directly.

"Congratulations, the number of fans has exceeded 30W." He said, "You can start receiving ads as a fan."

Actually it has exceeded 30W... Everyone is trying to catch the wind and shadows, do you do it for this purpose?

"Actually, I think you just make up whatever you want to send them." He said, "For example, if they want to steal trade secrets from your diary, you make up trivial things every day... Anyway, you wrote it, really. Fake it depends on how they judge it."

I never write things like trade secrets in my diary, but even if my diary is full of trivial things, I don’t want to make it public.

After a whole day in this way, the assistant told me that "Feng Dao Dao Di Diary" was ranked first in the hot search list when I got off work in the evening. Many people asked about the contents of the diary under the official blog.

"You hand over the account to me, and I will take care of this myself." I said.

This is not in compliance, but out of trust in me, the operation team still handed over the account.

Obviously it was my account, but I was a little nervous the moment I logged in.

Starting today, I am afraid that this account will have to change its style...

I used my tablet to log in to my official account, and then I used my mobile phone to log in to the trumpet.

Obviously the former has more fans, but the number of private messages in the latter is several times that of the former.

Rather than verifying in person, everyone really likes to eat melons secretly!

I clicked on a few private messages, most of which asked about the contents of my diary, and a small part asked how I got the diary.

I posted a Weibo and replied to them uniformly:

"Dear friends, the big men's diaries only record some daily routines, and do not involve any commercial secrets. Please rest assured*/ω＼* As for the specific content and the form of exposure, we will see on Monday."

When this remark came out, everyone was in an uproar.

Many people accuse me of sensationalism, and others threaten to report me.

Fortunately, I was prepared.

I used the official blog to forward the message sent by the trumpet, and attached a sentence: "Shhh, stay calm, everyone. See you on Monday."

Seeing "I" spoke, everyone gradually calmed down.

"Maybe some of the boss's account has been stolen, and then negotiate with the other party."

This is a widely accepted view so far.

Everyone pretended to be righteous, and spurned my trumpet's behavior of using other people's privacy to sensationalize it, just as if it was not them who asked me about the contents of my diary in a private letter.

Originally, even if this matter came to an end temporarily, Wu Yunfei did not expect that Wu Yunfei would also forward the news in a large size.

"See you on Monday~" he said so.

Since I have clarified that this matter does not involve commercial secrets, many people speculate that the content of the diary is related to emotional lines.

There are rumors that Wu Yunfei and I have changed our relationship, and some people say that Wu Yunfei is the third party leader, squeezing out the position that should belong to Wen Miao.

What does this have to do with Wen Miao? !

But before I could speak, someone helped me go back.

That person is not someone else, but Wen Miao.

"What does this have to do with Wen Miao? He and Wu Yunfei already knew each other before the gang talked to Wen Miao!" she said.

In this way, the Internet has once again set off a climax of discussion, and the focus of this discussion is on the timeline.

They are all very curious about when Wu Yunfei and I met.

At the beginning, most people thought that we met through the show, and many fan creations were based on this background, but according to what Wen Miao said, the time when I met Wu Yunfei suddenly moved several months earlier.

Someone turned up the video of my interview at the airport in March and pointed out that the clothes I was wearing at that time were designed by Wu Yunfei, because the latter had posted a sketch of the clothes on Weibo earlier.

Soon, someone corroborated that statement. She said that Wu Yunfei often designs women's clothing, but that dress is obviously men's clothing. At the beginning, some fans asked him why he suddenly changed his style. However, the other party did not answer, but directly deleted the Weibo.

I am very relieved to see this comment.

Someone finally realized that my clothes were different!

Although some people think that I just bought the clothes he designed, they have to admit that I had an intersection with Wu Yunfei in March.

"In fact, the time when the boss and Wu Yunfei met can go back a little bit..." At this moment, another netizen provided new clues.

She said that his boyfriend was a staff member of the Fengshi Group, and that the boss once brought a man into the office with him on duty. At first, he thought it was a client and didn't care much, but when he watched "Super Designer" some time ago, he suddenly found that the player named Wu Yunfei in it was very similar to the man who was brought into the office by the boss.

It’s true, but why does it sound so awkward?

Sure enough, someone in the comment area soon questioned Wu Yunfei's identity, saying that he was my little boy.

"If you just look at the face, our boss is not bad! Why is the other party a little white face being kept?" a netizen retorted.

On the surface, she seems to be speaking for us, but after careful consideration, she seems to have harmed all of us at the same time.

"A big boss will be kept by others? Think about the logic in this statement for yourself."

"I have seen a big boss act like a baby at the door of the company! Supporting is not necessarily financial, but it may also be spiritual!"

This...I can't refute it.

But when did I act like a baby with Wu Yunfei at the door of the company? No impression at all!

"To make a digression, the boss once brought the cat to the filming location. The cat is exactly the same as Wu Yunfei's cat."

"Don't all purebred cats look the same? The inheritance of appearance is also an important part of breeding."

"Wait, I don't know the situation well, but "Super Designer" has been watched since the first episode... Isn't the cat in Wu Yunfei's house just a Chinese pastoral cat?"

Since the Chinese Pastoral Cat is free, it is not easy to find two cats that are exactly the same.

"Maybe the boss is afraid that Wu Yunfei misses the cat, so he brought the cat over to show him?"

"It's already a very extraordinary relationship to be able to entrust the cat to the other party!"

"Uh...Is it the only one who suspects that the two of them are living together?"

Seeing this comment, I subconsciously gave a shock.

I clicked it and saw that this is a small account, and it feels like someone's trumpet.

But no one believed what she said.

"It's possible to be together, but cohabitation is a bit too much."

"Yes, Feng Dashen will not agree to this marriage."

"Feng Dashen: I don't recognize this daughter-in-law."

Feng Dashen should refer to my father, right?

Sorry to let them down, my father really agreed with this marriage...Although I paid a painful price for it.

"If the boss admits that he is with Wu Yunfei, what do you want to tell him?" I sent a message on the trumpet.

"Let me recognize this face-seeking world."

"Although I am very unwilling, but thinking about these two I can't hook up, let them be together."

"I'm broken in love, my husband and my boyfriend are together behind my back."

"Blessings... I always feel that this relationship seems to be a hype, but if it is true, it should be a blessing."

The answers are varied, but apart from those crazy CP fans, not many people are really willing to offer blessings to this relationship.

Most people think this CP appears inexplicably, and it's okay to have nothing to do with it, but if you tell them that all of this is true, I always feel a bit too sloppy.

To put it bluntly, everything is because there is no previous synopsis...

It seems that it is time to help the public to stroke the relationship between me and Wu Yunfei.

May 25th, X

sunny

I finally know why Wu Yunfei said that the theme of this issue is a gift from God!

As soon as I walked into the recording room, I felt as if I had strayed into someone's wedding scene. The beautiful styles and arches, the dreamlike gauze, the slowly falling white feathers... This is simply a dream wedding.

In fact, the theme this time is "Dream Wedding".

The reason why Wu Yunfei is good at it is that the first costume he designed in his life was the dress he wore when he got married. After that, he had no inspiration every time, so he used the wedding dress to practice pen.

I used to think that the reason why he liked painting wedding scenes so much was because he was anxious to get married.

Thinking about it now, maybe it was because he realized that he would never be able to enter the palace of marriage in his life, so he was so obsessed with designing wedding dresses, right?

Time was still rich, so I pretended to be a staff member and sneaked into the backstage.

The backstage was empty, far less crowded than when I first came, everyone was busy making final preparations.

Today is the semi-final. The program group will eliminate two players in one fell swoop, and the next game will directly compete for the champion, runner-up and runner-up.

My mood suddenly became a little nervous.

According to the original plan, I will make a final confession after the game is over. He accepts or refuses to make the final decision.

I feel that he should mean something to me in that respect now, but because of little gathering and more separation, I can't be sure of his intentions.

If he rejected me, wouldn't it be a waste of effort during this period?

Can the two of us really go back to what we used to be?

I don't know what he will think, but my heart should be awkward for a long time.

"Oh, isn't this our boss?" Wu Yunfei smiled and greeted me when he saw me.

Hearing what he said, everyone subconsciously glanced over here and smirked.

"I'll just come over and take a look." I said, "I'll leave if there is nothing to do."

He smiled, and suddenly came up and said in my ear: "The camera is facing here, don't you want to take the opportunity to show love?"

Show, show affection? !

I looked up and saw the camera hidden behind the curtain.

Xiuen loves shame in the public!

But this seems to be a good opportunity to prove to the public that I am an attacker...

Thinking of this, I turned my side and completed the legendary Bidong with the assistance of the wall.

Wu Yunfei flushed, biting his lower lip, and his shoulders trembling slightly. I don't know if he is shy or holding back his smile.

"Don't laugh!" I whispered, "Bidong is like this."

"People always have to say something about Bidong? You can only call it a concave pose." He said.

What can I say?

I suddenly realized that there was a small star folded for him in my pocket, so I took one and placed it in his palm.

"This is for today." I said.

He finally couldn't help it, lowered his head and laughed wildly.

"You are so funny, you can do such a girlish thing with such an overbearing president's look." He said, "No way, I have to laugh out of tears."

"Don't laugh!" I said.

"I put on the skirt, but you have to help me with these bits and pieces, myself..." Wen Miao walked over from the dressing room next to him as he talked, and the voice of the two of us stopped abruptly. ,"excuse me!"

"No, no, I interrupted." I hurriedly said, "You continue, I will leave immediately."

Wu Yunfei didn't say anything, his blush was too bad.

The people around me cast ambiguous gazes at me, probably thinking that I was talking about something inappropriate for children with Wu Yunfei?

But only I know that the guy is trying to keep himself from laughing.

Back in the lounge, I saw that the editor and director was already waiting there.

He asked me how I evaluated the previous show, and I said that everything is good, but it's inverse CP.

"Don't you think I look more like an offense?" I said.

The editor-in-chief smiled awkwardly, and whispered: "Actually, you usually say that you are attacking and you are suffering..."

What the **** is this theory? !

Does the girl say "don't" means "must", and "hate" means "like"?

However, under my coercion and temptation, the editor and director promised me that I would pay attention to CP's attacking and receiving problems, trying to make me look like an attacker.

"Actually, the boss is aggressive when you are standing still, but when two people are in the same frame, you are always a little squeamish." He said, "Really, the later people said that you were connected when you were in the same frame as Wu Yunfei. The tone of speech is different, the tone goes upward, which is very cheerful."

"Oh, really?" I didn't feel any different.

"Um... Now it's the feeling of a big boss." He said, "It's awe-inspiring, and I don't dare to be abrupt."

So in the eyes of most people, with Wu Yunfei and without Wu Yunfei, I have two completely different styles of painting?

I really heard this for the first time.

"It's not just you, but Wu Yunfei is actually the same." The editor paused and said, "I usually look at someone who is quite serious, and staying with you is the same as talking about cross talk."

"Yes, it's especially like cross talk." Photography added.

Is it that similar? It might be because of the accent...

Finally came the review process.

The last time it was black and white, this time it was white, and I felt like my eyes were about to see flowers.

But having said that, this time everyone chose gorgeous wedding dresses, which looked very expensive.

I guess this may have been affected by the previous program. After all, Wu Yunfei's gorgeous palace style received unanimous praise last time.

However, they have forgotten that it is too late, and blindly pursuing gorgeousness will lose their own characteristics.

For example, the shopkeeper’s sister’s design has always been cute, but this time she chose a **** route that she’s not good at. Not only did she fail to shine, she lost her girlishness.

Another person's design has always been minimalist style. Although it is not too easy in this kind of competition, it is the style favored by most brands.

This time he chose a gorgeous design that he is not good at. At first glance, it seems pretty good, but when you look closely, you will find that the stacking of various elements is chaotic and unable to form a whole, which always makes people feel weird.

Wu Yunfei's works are still as gorgeous and elegant as ever, but he has incorporated a large number of starry sky elements in his design, as if he is wearing the Milky Way on his body.

The most ingenious thing is that he paired the skirt with a bracelet made of paper stars, making Wen Miao's gestures agile and playful.

The judges asked him why he used the irrelevant elements of the starry sky in the theme of "Dream Wedding". He said that someone had told him that the stars in the sky were the lights of love.

Another judge asked him why he used paper stars to make a bracelet. He looked at me and smiled, and said, "Paper stars are my first love."

My head buzzed, and it went blank for a moment.

Is this a confession to me?

He said I was his first love!

The author has something to say: I... I still haven't reached the 4D QUQ after working hard.

Alas OTZ