Sand Sculpture Childhood Friends Are the Most Lethal

May 26, X

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In other words, the efficiency of the police is quite high, and Zhang Yan's gang were wiped out in just one week. It is said that the reason why they went so smoothly was mainly because of their internal disunity. The first ones who were caught told the police with a lot of other clues with the mentality of remedying their merits.

"The police just want to catch other accomplices, but they all want to kill each other!" Wu Yunfei sighed.

This is true. They can only be regarded as small underworld gangs. They can be released after being shut down for ten and a half months at most. Only occasionally a few who are involved in major cases may have to eat for a while longer.

However, due to everyone's active cooperation, the average length of sentence of their group has exceeded half a year.

"Frankly be lenient, sit in prison; resist strict, go home for the New Year." Wu Yunfei murmured.

This sentence is too reactionary! I hurriedly kissed him and gagged his mouth.

"You are really getting more and more skilled in playing hooligans." He said helplessly, "I should be thankful that our country has cancelled the crime of hooligans, otherwise you will go to the big prison and be company with Zhang Yan's gang."

"Playing hooliganism to one's own wife is not called hooliganism, this is called show affection." I said plausibly, "Those who can't tolerate us, either they are too narrow-minded, or our personality is too great."

Having said that, as an activist assisting the police in solving the case, I originally thought they would reward me with a few thousand dollars. Unexpectedly, those guys were so uninteresting. They insisted that I was not short of money and exchanged the bonus for me with a pennant.

But I am not short of pennants!

Thousands of dollars can eat a few meals anyway, but what use is the pennant besides destroying the overall interior decoration style?

They actually used tens of dollars to make things that sent me away...

"The pennant highlights your outstanding quality!" Wu Yunfei said with a grin, "It fits your boss' aura very well."

"But I like money better..." I mumbled.

"Everyone likes money, but do you really want to speak so bluntly?" He laughed, "Please remember this little comrade silently in your heart the core values ​​of socialism, and don't be poisoned by capitalist ideas."

"Prosperity, Democracy, Civilization and Harmony..."

"Let you recite in silence!"

"I'm silently recite!" I pretended to be surprised, "Can you hear my heart?"

He smiled and did not speak.

So I went on to say: "But no wonder you can hear it, after all, you have taken root in my heart."

"Am I what flowers, plants and trees become fine? Still taking root..." he said.

"Well... the flower that grows in my heart hasn't been named yet, so let's call it ‘Heart Flower’." I said, "Because when I see you, I’m so excited."

"Tsk, or you can change your nickname, don't call it'Feng Dao', change it to'Little Bee'." He said, "You said that you, as a boss, are so sweet, really good?"

"I'm only sweet when I'm with you." I suddenly remembered what the editor and director had said to me, and smiled, "You know what? They said that we two together are especially like a cross talk."

"Speaking of cross talk? Then who is teasing and who is cheering?"

"From the current position, I am teasing, you are holding me." I said.

Normally, Pengchao stands on the left, and Doucha stands on the right.

We were sitting in the car, and Wu Yunfei was sitting on the left as the driver. Isn't it just him?

"Just you still teasing?" He sneered at my statement. "Which teasing field have you seen that is two meters eight meters tall, wherever you go, everyone should call him a ‘big guy’?"

"Me." I said.

Just talking and laughing all the way, we soon came to a bungee jumping place in the suburbs of Beijing.

I really don't understand why Wu Yunfei suddenly wanted to play such an exciting project, but he said that the pressure has been too much recently and he needs to play some excitement to soothe his mood.

Can you relax your mood by playing this? I have serious doubts about this.

It was okay for him to go up by himself, and I was waiting for him below, but seeing everyone's elation, I was also a little bit eager to move.

In this way, under the frustration of Wu Yunfei and the staff, I also signed a "life and death".

At first I didn't feel anything, but the more I went up, the more nervous I was.

Does bungee jumping need to be this high?

"If it's too short, accidents can easily happen." He said.

I feel he seems to be shaking a little too, so this guy is also a little scared in his heart?

"I'm not afraid, I'm excited." He said, "The thrill of falling from a high altitude, I feel exciting when you think about it!"

"Yes." I twitched the corners of my mouth awkwardly, and responded.

To be honest, I regretted that I had to come up and play bungee jumping with him when my head was hot.

This kind of thing is not fun at first sight!

But it's already halfway there, and now it seems a bit shameless to go back the same way...

"It's okay, it's over as soon as you close your eyes." He said, "If you are scared, just shout out loud."

As soon as his voice fell, a person on the platform jumped down to the scene, screaming heartbreakingly.

This is called decompression? !

"I feel better after shouting out." He said, "You'll know when you try it later."

With a believable attitude, I walked onto the platform with him.

Before jumping down, the staff asked him if he had anything to say.

Is this explaining the last words? I was taken aback by my own thoughts.

He looked at me, hesitated for a while, and finally summoned the courage to shout: "Freedom! Equality! Justice! The rule of law!"

Isn't this the core value of socialism?

"what?"

The staff was a little confused, but before he could react, Wu Yunfei jumped down.

"This guy is very patriotic." The staff member smiled awkwardly at me and said.

I nodded and smiled without saying a word.

He just confessed to me!

I said that every time I saw him, I felt irritated. He said the rest of the core socialist values ​​to show that he was in the same mood as mine.

Of course, only I can understand this stalk, and I will only find it inexplicable if I change it to other people.

Soon it was my turn to jump down. The staff asked me if I had anything to say, and I shouted: "Patriotic! Dedicated! Honesty! Friendly!"

I was not as decisive as Wu Yunfei, and did not immediately jump down after finishing talking.

"What about the first sentence?" I heard the staff member ask, "Isn't it supposed to start with'Prosperity, Strong Democracy'?"

"I already said that before." I said.

I didn't dare to open my eyes, so I closed my eyes and opened my hands, leaning forward and jumping down.

I don't know if this is similar to the feeling of jumping off a building. When I look at it from below, I feel that jumping off is a momentary thing, but when I jump myself, it feels like a long time.

The body is light and fluttering, floating in the clouds as if weightless.

I slowly opened my eyes, feeling the distance between my body and the surface of the water getting closer and closer.

Just when I felt like I was about to hit, the rope tied to my ankle bounced me back again, and it was repeated several times. I saw a small boat approaching me not far away, and Wu Yunfei was sitting on the boat. Looking at me with a grin.

"You are so calm. The first time I saw someone bungee jumping, I had a calm expression on his face." He said, "It feels like you have an epiphany when you jump down."

Epiphany? It seems to feel a little bit like that.

But in comparison, I feel that I am more likely to be shocked. After a long time after jumping, I still feel that my legs are a little weak.

"Do you think more bungee jumping can grow taller?" Wu Yunfei asked suddenly.

This question is really difficult to answer, but who would bungee jumping all day long?

If there is such a person, he should be more concerned about his heart than about his height!

"But I really didn't expect you to jump so decisively. Looking at your trembling look when you went up, I thought it would take you a long time to jump down." He said.

"After all, there are so many people waiting in line. I hesitate for too long here, which will affect other people's play experience." I said, "And you are waiting for me below. How am I embarrassed to make you wait too long? long?"

He lowered his head and smiled, without speaking.

In this way, the two of us slowly walked up the mountain road.

We were walking around with either grandpas and aunts who came out to exercise, or student clubs who came out to build a team, but wherever we could rest our feet were full of people.

"Let's go back, I'm a little hungry." Wu Yunfei said.

I looked at the phone, and it was indeed time to eat.

"What do you want to eat? I treat you." I said.

During this period of time, he has been eating with the program team. I am afraid that he has been tired of eating the set meal.

I have made enough mental preparations, even if he says he wants to eat Sichuan food, I will agree without hesitation.

It's a big deal. He ate, I just watched it.

"Eat Golden Arch," he said, "I want to eat junk food."

"No problem, satisfy your wish." I said.

By the way, the two of us can't get around the Golden Arch. When I was a kid, he always rode a bicycle to eat at the Golden Arch. Now, after so many years, nothing has changed except for replacing the bicycle with a car.

He might have thought of this too, and suddenly smiled.

He glanced at me tightly and started to laugh.

"What are you laughing at?" I was a little puzzled.

"I suddenly remembered a time when I said I was going to eat Golden Arch, and you said you wanted to make Coke chicken wings at home." He laughed, "As a result, there is no Coke at home, and you are too lazy to buy it, so you use Apple-flavored Mirinda. replace."

"To shut up!"

I remembered that incident, it definitely belongs to black history!

At that time, I didn't know that the Coke in the Coke chicken wings was mainly used for coloring. I felt that the difference between Mirinda and Coke was not much, so I replaced it.

I won't mention the taste, but the final product is green chicken wings... Wu Yunfei also asked me where the "mutated muscle" came from.

"At that time, you told me seriously that you could transform into a Hulk after eating that, and you just laughed at me." He said, "Do you remember your years in Secondary Two?"

Of course I remember... the past is unbearable...

Fortunately, Wu Yunfei is now my daughter-in-law, otherwise he knows so much dark history of me, I can't help but kill people!

The last time he disliked my confession was too sloppy, this time I must have an official one!

But what process does a formal confession go through? I have to go back and study this kind of thing...

May 27th, X

Weather rain

Last night I sorted out my diary, excerpted some of the contents, and made a picture and posted it on the Internet.

I was just to honor the "see you on Monday" promised that day. By the way, I would like to confess my feelings for Wu Yunfei. I did not expect that first, a joint petition appeared on the Internet, hoping that we could go to the UK to get married.

"I didn't believe in love anymore, but my childhood sweetheart is so loving!"

"Affection for more than 20 years! How many 20 years can life be?"

"Ooo, ooo, I am the only one who feels Wu Yunfei is to wait for the big brother, so many years so it did not get married?"

"Tell me there is no true love between the same sex? This is not what true love is!"

Originally, there were people standing on other CPs on the Internet, but after just one day, everyone became a "Fengyun" party. Many people felt that this was the most beautiful love they had ever seen in this century.

"After making such a fuss, I guess no girl will dare to marry you in the future." Father said humanely, "If this is to marry you, in the future, she will not be able to be pointed at the back of her back and scolded a third party?"

"Except Wu Yunfei, I don't want to marry anyone." I firmly stated my position.

once having seen the best, the rest is not worthwhile looking.

Even if Wu Yunfei doesn't want me someday, I won't like others again.

According to netizens, how many twenty years can life be? I can't wait that long to cultivate a relationship again.

"A joint petition for you to go to England to get married... You really have lost money." Father said.

To be honest, this joint petition is really not my lead. It seems to be an activity spontaneously organized by netizens. Up to now, tens of thousands of people have participated in it.

"As the person's parent, do you think I should say something too?" he asked.

Logically speaking, it is indeed unsuitable for him to continue to remain silent at this point, but did he suddenly take the initiative to mention this topic to say something?

"What do you want me to say?" He said, looking at the time. "The interviewer will arrive in half an hour. Would you like to listen?"

"Yes." I said.

I was really scared of my father, if he said something inexplicable at this time, then I would really jump into the Yellow River and I would not be able to clean it.

The interviewer seemed a little surprised to see that I was there, but they greeted me politely.

Only then did I know that the content this time was live broadcast, and once again I liked my decision.

At the beginning, everything went smoothly. The reporter asked my father if he knew about Wu Yunfei and I. He said he knew, and also said that the marriage partner he mentioned in the last interview was Wu Yunfei.

"Although he is a boy, he is a person who can be entrusted for life. It is good to know the foundation and the bottom line."

He would just go downhill, not only to hide the misunderstandings he had caused, but also to appear to be open-minded and tolerant as a parent.

However, I don't know why, I always feel that what he said sounds a bit awkward, but it is awkward and hard to say.

Later, the reporter asked my father how he felt when he heard the news for the first time. He didn't answer directly. Instead, he glanced at me and asked, "Does it hurt to be beaten?"

"It's fine." I said.

"So Young Master Ling was beaten because of this incident?"

The reporter's eyes are bright, does she have to be so excited to hear me being beaten?

"Nearly killed him." Father said, "I have beaten and scolded and scolded, and the truth is also said. This child is not changing his life, but if I look for that person, what can I do? "

"Then would you wish them a blessing?" the reporter asked again.

"Let's live well." Father said, "I have my dowry ready anyway."

Wait, I finally realized what was wrong!

My father turned the CP stand upside down!

"Dad, I am... the one who married!" I reminded.

Originally I wanted to talk about attack, but I was afraid that he would not understand the word, so I changed the term.

"Anyway, it's all the money for living, it's almost the same." Father said.

What's the same? Much difference!

He said that the masses should acquiesce that I am the one married!

The reporter who interviewed was trying to suffocate his smile, and my face became more gloomy.

Fortunately, I have more experience in dealing with the media, so I brought the topic back in a few words.

After the reporter left, my father looked at me up and down, and was amazed.

"Unexpectedly, you actually used the cigarettes to find the fire in Dongdan Park." He said.

"You just used the cigarette to find the fire!" I said angrily, "Don't tarnish our pure love with your dirty thoughts."

But having said that, my dad actually knows Dongdan Park? The amount of information in this statement is a bit big...

"Well, don't think too much, how do you know Dongdan Park, how I know Dongdan Park, there are not so many messy things." He said, "But having said that, you two are progressing very fast..."

I felt that there was something in his words, and said hurriedly: "Not as fast as you thought."

"Then how do you tell who will marry and who will marry?" He asked curiously, "If you two are a man and a woman, then needless to say, you must be married to a man, but you are both men..."

"He said he was zero." I whispered.

"Huh?" My father did not understand.

I sighed and said, "He said he used fire!"

I finally got to know this with my father. On the way back to the office, I found many people were sneaking at me and whispering. Even the assistant smiled like an old father when he saw me.

I turned on my phone and searched it. As expected, everyone was discussing the content of the live broadcast just now. Among them, my phrase "Dad, I am the one who married" was made into a ghost video.

"Hahahahaha, the boss's words helplessly reveal a little dazed."

"The whole world is standing at Fengyun, only Dad is standing at Yunfeng."

"In fact, Yunfeng is also quite cute (dangerous speech)."

"You demons... I can't imagine what a big boss should be."

Don't talk about him, I can't imagine that picture myself.

It may be a straight man thinking at work, and I always feel that feeling is the existence that needs to be held in the palm of my hand.

Since I have said that I will shelter Wu Yunfei from the wind and rain in the coming years, then I must be attacking! Is it possible to continue to let Wu Yunfei protect me like he did when he was a child?

My dad has agreed to transfer part of the shares to me today, which means that soon I will also become a shareholder of the group.

With the initial funds, sooner or later, I can earn money that I can't spend. When Wu Yunfei wants to make it, I can be as confident as the overbearing president in the novel.

If he wants to create his own brand, I can also take over the promotion work, which is definitely better than the team I found outside!

When we go to Fashion Week next time, we will not go as a spectator, but a participant of Fashion Week.

Although I haven't organized a big show, have you never seen a pig run without eating pork?

It will definitely help him hold the show up and down!

All in all, I still have so many things to do for him, how can I take it seriously?

To feel means to enjoy, I can't bear to let him run around for me!

Let me take care of the siege. o*￣▽￣*o

The author has something to say: Cough cough, I'm afraid that some friends don't know the stalk of Dongdan Park, so I will come to popular science.

Dongdan Park is a particularly famous **** gathering place in the imperial capital

The attacker usually holds a cigarette in his hand, and someone who is fancy goes to him to borrow the fire (match or lighter)

If the receiver feels that the other person is good, say "There is a fire, find a place to smoke"

Then... you know...

(PS: Now that the anti-pornography is so powerful, Dongdan Park has probably become an ordinary park)

(Feng Feng and I know that Dongdan Park accidentally slipped to the place because of a walk, heard a similar legend, and then searched the Internet with curiosity... well, that's it)