Sand Sculpture Childhood Friends Are the Most Lethal

January 14, X

The weather is overcast

Before today, I always thought that the sand sculptures licking iron railings in winter only existed in internet jokes.

But this guy Wu Yunfei made me realize that jokes come from life (～￣▽￣)～

This guy didn't really go outside to lick the iron railing with his tongue, but when he was eating boxed ice cream at home, he accidentally stuck his tongue with the spoon!

God knows what this sand sculpture thinks? !

When buying ice cream, he obviously comes with a small wooden spoon. Why is he so special that he must use a stainless steel spoon to eat it?

I'm about to laugh so that my stomach cramps!

However, under his groaning gaze, I forcibly suppressed the smile, suggesting that he take a sip of warm water in his mouth, slowly soften the part where the tongue is connected to the spoon, and then take out the spoon.

The waiting time is a bit long, but my method finally worked. The only sequelae is that he speaks with a big tongue.

I asked him what was going on. He grieved and said that eating Sichuan-style hot pot a couple of days ago was a bit irritating, so he wanted to eat ice cream to reduce the irritation.

(⊙o⊙) Can eating ice cream lower the fire? This is the first time I heard this...

I asked him why he used a stainless steel spoon to eat. He said that the wooden spoon that came with the ice cream was too small to taste at all, so he went to the kitchen to find a large spoon.

emmmmmm is uneasy after eating ice cream...Why doesn't he just find a shovel? That thing is bigger, it’s more enjoyable to eat ice cream =ω=

However, I still didn't figure out how he stuck his tongue on the spoon.

In order to make me understand, he reinterpreted the whole process of his tongue being stuck.

It turned out that after eating two bites of ice cream, he was suddenly curious about the taste of the stainless steel in his hand, so he stretched out his tongue and licked...

O(∩_∩)O is good, I successfully got the reason why his tongue is stuck.

However, his tongue was stuck with the spoon again...

We just worked in vain...

January 15, X

sunny

The sequelae of that guy's Sichuan-flavored hot pot gradually appeared, and his face began to explode with disfigurement.

Hmm... The large-scale disfigurement type of acne is this guy's own statement. In my opinion, he is just a few less obvious pimples on his face.

However, he seems to be very concerned about the acne on his face, and even went to buy a few boxes of acne masks.

∑(口||Isn't it only girls who apply masks?!

Isn't he ashamed of a big man applying a mask? !

This guy might have expected that I would complain about him applying the mask, so he prepared my share when he bought the mask.

How could a true man put on a mask? Of course I refused!

However, the guy seemed determined to make me his "kind", and no matter how I resist him, he must give me a mask.

(T_T) In order to let him stay aside and play on the phone without affecting my normal work... I reluctantly compromised.

It turns out that I was still too naive.

The mask he applied to me was not an ordinary white mask, but a patterned one.

Putting on that mask, I had the same makeup look of Kyoto Geisha in minutes.

The guy succeeded in the trick, looked at my face and laughed, and kept taking pictures with his phone.

(Ｔ▽Ｔ) I confessed my fate... as long as he is happy...