Sand Sculpture Childhood Friends Are the Most Lethal

January 16, X

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I swear (///￣翣￣)○~ I will never let this sand sculpture Wu Yunfei on my car again!

This morning this guy suddenly said that he was going to drive me to the company, and I refused him decisively without even thinking about it.

Drag racing in the morning? Just kidding!

If I was caught by a camera along the way, then I don’t have to work today and just spend it at the Traffic Management Bureau.

Seeing my firm attitude, he retreated and asked me to drive him to a place.

I looked at the map, and it was generally a good way, so I agreed to his request.

Normal people take a ride on the ride and sit down and chat with the driver at most.

This guy is fine. He hasn't stopped for a moment since he got in the car. He touched this place for a while, touched it for a while, and then there was nothing new. He opened the small car refrigerator in the back seat and took it from it. A Coke started to shake.

OTZ think about it now, I really should severely stop his mentally retarded behavior.

However, at that time I was driving intently, and I was relieved to see him settle down and play with the Coke in his hand.

If he continues to toss like that again, I might really be tempted to scold him.

All in all, I was full of hope that I could get to the destination as soon as possible so that the ADHD patient could get out of my car.

However, before reaching the destination, one of his actions forced us to change the driving route.

Maybe no one would believe it, this guy actually forgot the can of Coke he had just shook in his hand, and unconsciously pulled the pull ring away.

Seriously, any kid over three years old wouldn't do it like this!

He is almost thirty years old!

As you can imagine, there were Coke everywhere in my car.

I sat in the front row and it was better, but I got some Coke on my coat. This guy was just like he had just been fished out of a Coke pool, and even his hair was dripping with Coke.

I wanted to blame him, but I couldn't bear to see him look so pitiful.

In the end, thousands of words were condensed into one sentence: "You are mentally retarded!"

It may be that he knew that he was doing something wrong, but this guy didn't refute me, but blushed and lowered his head.

Hehe, he knows shy too?

Alas, anyway, my perfect attendance award this month is a waste of time.

I looked at the horror in the car, and I just kept doing it and took a whole day off!

A whole day!

After trembling and sending out the leave message, I feel my heart beating like a drum... I can already imagine that tomorrow I will be killed by the directors in turn QAQ

When this guy saw this, instead of being more guilty, he laughed at me, obviously already an adult, and asked me for a leave like a schoolboy.

(十▔薔▔) Had it not been for him, I would definitely be able to take full attendance this month!

Does he think that everyone is just like him, idle dudes?

I am a person with a decent job!

But even if I get angry, I can't just park the car in place like this, while arguing with him while waiting for the coke to dry naturally.

I suppressed the anger in my heart, found the 4S shop closest to our location, and handed the car to them.

Since both of us are people who are often exposed in the media, we were recognized soon after entering the store, which made me feel even more upset.

Who would want to be recognized in this awkward state?

But out of politeness, I managed to squeeze a smile, trying to maintain a cordial and friendly personality.

At this moment, my foresight suddenly swept to Wu Yunfei.

This guy has a calm face, looks like someone owes him millions, and exudes a low air pressure. He is totally different from the sand sculpture that just played Coke!

I had an idea and used him as an excuse to get away successfully.

I don't know if it was an illusion. When my attention returned to this guy, his mood seemed to brighten instantly. Although his face was still sullen, the corners of his mouth turned slightly upwards unconsciously.

In order to avoid gathering more and more people and causing commotion, I hurriedly took him out of the 4S shop.

After leaving that place, this guy could no longer maintain a serious expression, clutching his stomach and laughing.

He said that I acted like an old cadre, not like a young man in his twenties.

He also said that the two of us are essentially unemployed vagrants and the other is a small employee of the company. Unexpectedly, we have made a battle of traffic stars.

Seeing that he is in a good mood, I finally feel relieved.

Looking at him with a calm face before, I thought this guy was unhappy because of his embarrassed appearance being photographed.

Hearing what I said, this guy took out his phone immediately and opened his Weibo authentication to show me.

I just noticed that this guy’s Weibo certification is actually a fashion blogger? !

No wonder I always think he wears weird ones!

He told me that as a fashion blogger, any of his styles can be interpreted as fashion by others. Even if he really tells everyone that he puts Coke on him, it is also performance art.

emmmmmm doesn't know them as fashion people.

However, he is happy...

To be safe, we did not go to a large shopping mall, but walked into a clothing store on the side of the road.

To be honest, this is the first time I walked into this kind of shop.

I thought that the quality of the clothes in this store was not very good, but I didn't expect that both the tailoring and the materials were good, which really surprised me.

This guy told me that many small shops like this are personal studios, where the clothes are designed and tailored by the owner. Although not as good as some big brands and private customization, it is the best choice for fashionistas like him.

The shopkeeper seemed very excited when he heard what he said, as if seeing each other late.

She told us that the quality of her clothes is very good, even if Thomas is in place, it will be no problem.

Most people can hear that this is an exaggerated metaphor, just smile it and just put it away. Unexpectedly, the sand sculpture actually said to the other party with a serious face that it was difficult for him to do Thomas' full rotation, but radio gymnastics was okay.

I thought I heard it wrong, but this guy actually did a broadcast gymnastics in this small shop...

I suspect that he has taken a fancy to the shopkeeper, otherwise, how could he make such a shameful act in broad daylight?

I looked dumbfounded as they completed the Weibo interaction in front of my eyes.

Sha Diao also told the shopkeeper sister that if you want to post the video you just shot on Weibo, you must remember @他, and he can help promote it.

The sister of the shopkeeper looked super happy. She looked at the sand sculpture with a look of fascinating girl, and she couldn't help saying thank you.

The sand sculptures also seem to be very happy, although I don't know how happy this shameful video is going out.

Probably he really likes the shopkeeper sister... For the sake of Pomeranian's smile, this guy can really do anything crazy!