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"Ride my beloved little motorcycle,"

"It never gets stuck in traffic,"

"Ride on my beloved little motorcycle..."

Boom!

Tuanzi's devilish nursery rhyme was only halfway through when there was a bang.

The motorcycle driven by the old horse was impartial, and it was hitting a tree, and the blood volume of the vehicle dropped a lot in an instant.

And the dumpling who was almost thrown out also looked at the master with resentment, and sang the last line helplessly:

"Our car is about to explode~"

The barrage burst into laughter——

'Tuanzi is so interesting'

‘This little thing is quite funny, don’t let me raise it to death, old horse’

'Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha'

"Vehicle Killer Mr. Ma"

'"This handbrake doesn't work well"'

'The Enemy of Life'

'It feels like Mr. Ma has eliminated vehicles more times than being beaten to death since the broadcast started.'

'You can beat me, but you can never kill me'

'The main thing is to prevent the opponent from taking KD'

'It feels like this car is going to fail again...'

'...'

good!

After some mobile shooting!

In the incompetent rage of the two 'wild kings', the master and the apprentice succeeded in taking Xiaofang District as their own.

And after a search, the two of them were also equipped with first to second level armor and helmets one after another.

In his hand is a combination of a rifle and a sprayer, which can be used to attack from a distance and defend from a distance.

As for the accessories, it is a simple grip and double mirror.

I have to say that the addition of firearm modification settings is really eye-catching.

Because it not only changes the shape of the weapon, but also gives the game the concept of "weapon upgrade".

The moderate improvement in operability not only gives players a better experience, but also is another development of FPS games.

Even many game project teams that are currently developing, after seeing this innovation, held a meeting overnight to discuss adding this modification system to their own games.

"Um--"

After some investigation through the quadruple mirror, Lao Ma confirmed that there was no enemy situation around the small hill.

At this time, City P was not far in front of them, and gunshots were faintly heard in the city.

"Tuanzi."

"Why!"

Hearing the old horse calling himself, Tuanzi ran over in a hurry:

"What's the matter, master?"

"Now, I'm going to teach you how to be a master—"

The old horse said.

As soon as I heard that the master is going to teach me real skills!

Tuanzi's eyes lit up involuntarily: "Okay, okay, tell me, master, I recorded the screen."

I heard the old horse clear his throat:

"Look, the current situation is that we want to block people from P City, so how should we set up guns?"

"we should……"

Tuanzi thought for a while:

"Get down! Prostrate in the grass, so that the enemy can't see us!"

As he said that, Tuanzi lay down directly, raised his rifle and aimed at P City, looking serious.

However, the old horse shook his head: "Hey, look, this is the difference between you and a master."

"When you play a lot, you will find, hey, the master will never lie on his stomach, he usually just moves around here,"

While talking, the old horse also picked up the gun, walked back and forth on the hill, and swayed from side to side from time to time. He looked like an ADHD, and he acted like a master:

"Because if you lie on your stomach and let the sniper rifle see you, you will definitely die and explode with one shot..."

It's not over yet!

The old horse felt as if he had stepped on something and was stumbled.

Looking down, he was meeting a pair of surprised eyes.

Yes, when he was giving lectures with great interest, in fact, there was already a person lying on the ground, and the old horse never saw it.

And it just so happened that this player was too focused on fighting P City, and his ears were not very good, so he didn't hear the noisy footsteps behind him at all.

So much so that the old horse stepped on him, and the two of them reacted.

At this moment, the awkward atmosphere of black humor reached its peak.

After half a second of silence, the old horse lowered his gun.

Da da da da da——

The unlucky guy lying on the ground turned into a box.

And the old horse was silent for a long time before shrugging at Tuanzi: "Look, that's what happens when you lie on your stomach..."

"ah--"

Tuanzi was dumbfounded, as if he had learned something, but he didn't seem to have learned anything.

Because it seems that the reason why the master can complete the teaching so perfectly is because he is blind.

And the unlucky guy on the ground turned into a box because he was deaf.

Clairvoyance meets Shunfenger.

The probability of this should be very low.

However, out of respect for the master, Tuanzi still nodded and made a dazed look:

"So it's like this—Master is amazing!"

The barrage is all broken:

'What do you say you always cooperate with him?'

'One dares to teach and the other dares to learn'

'You just say that the teaching is successful or not? '

'indeed'

'I can't argue...'

'...'

Seeing that the apprentice understood quickly, the old horse also waved his hand: "Go and lick the bag, and see what good equipment he has."

"OK!"

Tuanzi likes to lick buns the most.

The feeling of harvest made her feel extremely satisfied.

Although she also knows that with her level of strength, even if she changes into a third-level armor and a third-level head, she may not be able to beat a single-armed, single-headed master in the front.

However, the feeling of being fully armed will make people feel very rich and at ease.

Taking steps, Tuanzi joyfully came to the Shunfeng ear box.

After opening the box, the UI appeared in front of her.

Huh——

From this point of view, this person is really rich.

Level 2 bag, level 3 A, level 2 head, drink bandage medical kit, smoke grenade flashbang, and a fully equipped M416.

In addition, there is a special object——

"Yeah? What is this!"

Hearing Tuanzi's surprised voice, Teacher Ma looked back.

He saw that Xiaotuanzi was holding an army green sniper rifle in his hand.

The barrage instantly exclaimed——

'I rely on it! Heavy attack! '

'Isn't this AWP? '

'No, this is AWM, military, bigger and more powerful than AWP'

‘This is an air-drop gun! I boil! This Shunfeng ear is so fat! '

"It's the first time I saw an air-drop gun in Teacher Ma's live broadcast room."

‘Don’t even see an airdrop gun in Mr. Ma’s live broadcast room, he didn’t even see an airdrop box’

"This big sniper is amazing. Eggplant and the others fought desperately to grab one, and the first shot at the third level took seconds."

'So fierce? ! '

'I rely on Mr. Ma, isn't it just someone who stops P City from coming out? '

'...'

In fact, Mr. Ma has never seen this kind of thing before. After all, his previous single game time has never exceeded ten minutes.

I've never seen what an airdrop gun looks like.

Fortunately, the barrage water friends are well-informed.

As a result, the old horse also learned and sold: "This is a good thing. This is an air-drop gun. It is estimated that this little boss picked it up before. He should be using this gun just now."

"oh--"

Hearing the master's introduction, Tuanzi's admiration grew even more:

"Then the master will give it to you, this one is powerful, you can use it!"

The apprentice's filial piety made the old horse very useful, but he waved his hand: "Use it first, just use the trick I taught you just now."

"OK!"

Hearing the master's order, Tuanzi nodded solemnly.

Then, he picked up the AWM and put it on his shoulder, closed one eye, and used the sight to detect the movement of P city.

The small steps under the feet are tossing, twisting the body from left to right, peeking back and forth, with a very strong sense of rhythm:

"Ah, toot, toot, hey!"

"Toot, toot, oh!"

"I'll set up a big sniper to watch you, and no one in P City will try to run away,"

"My master, the prairie poisonous snake, turned you into stupid geese,"

"Su hey Su hey Su hey—"

Lao Ma laughed while watching from the back. He really didn't understand why the popularity of the live broadcast room was so bleak for such a well-rounded dumpling.

But fortunately, this time, with her own drainage, it is estimated that her live broadcast career will be much easier in the future.

It can be regarded as giving roses.

The old horse couldn't help laughing, and the water friends were also amused by the lively and active dumplings.

In today's live broadcasting world, it is rare to see such a wide-minded anchor as a neurotic patient.

For a while, the barrage was neatly brushed up with the "dancing" expression, and the atmosphere was full of joy.

However!

Just at this moment of joy!

Snapped!

suddenly!

A gunshot from P City interrupted the dance of the crowd.

Almost without warning.

In the blink of an eye!

The dumpling, which was still alive and kicking just now, crawled on the ground in an instant.

"yeah?!"

"What is this again?!"

The group was shocked.

But before she finished speaking!

Snapped!

Another shot!

The dumpling that fell to the ground instantly turned into a small box.

The old horse's pupils shrank suddenly!

Someone stood on the roof of the outer edge of the building and shot coldly!

In the next second, there was a sound of swish, and the old horse fell down in the grass with lightning speed!

His reaction was so fast that he couldn't help but make the bullet screen full of question marks!

'Why did you get down? '

‘[A master will never lie on his stomach]’

‘Good boy, the cat teaches the tiger, right? Do you still have a hand? '

‘You are so bad, old horse! You teach people to jump left and right to be a live target, and you lie down to hide yourself, right? '

‘Tuanzi: I really believe in you, Dixie’

'When the old horse is lying down, teaching is sublimated to its peak'

‘Live Immortal, are you kidding me? '

'He knows the effect of the show so well'

'Hahahahaha'

'...'

Snapped! Whizzing! Snapped! puff!

As gunshots rang out in the distance one after another, stray bullets kept falling around the old horse, setting off patches of weeds and soil!

And Tuanzi also reacted at this moment, and exclaimed in the team's voice in the form of a box:

"It's a sniper rifle! There are also sniper rifles on the opposite side! Master! Pick up my big sniper!"

As Tuanzi exclaimed, the old horse crawled to her box!

Shen Sheng said: "Don't panic, apprentice, let's see what the master will do next."

"Yeah!" Tuanzi believed in Lao Ma very much: "Master, come on! Let me see your first perspective!"

In the game, dead players can watch teammates from the first perspective.

So, with a learning mentality, Tuanzi shifted his perspective to Lao Ma.

I heard Lao Ma say: "On the battlefield, the more critical the moment, the more calm you must be."

"You can't say that once the other side shoots, you panic. Panicking is useless. You know, you have to learn to think calmly!"

"Oh—" Tuanzi was instructed: "Then how should we think now?"

"Think in another's shoes,"

The old horse taught:

"What do you think, if you are the other party, what do you want me to do now?"

"Um--"

After pondering for a moment, Tuanzi replied:

"I hope you don't move, so I can aim and kill smoothly."

"Hey! Correct answer! Great progress!"

Teacher Ma praised it very much:

"So, what are we going to do next? By the way, we have to do the opposite!"

While talking, the old horse also crawled to the dumpling box, took the shared AWM out of the box, and pulled the bolt!

Click!

"Be optimistic about the apprentice, and be optimistic about the next operation for the teacher!"

talking!

I saw Teacher Ma rolling over on the spot!

While avoiding the opponent's shooting, Mao Yao got up from the ground.

With a stride, he rode directly on the smoking crocodile!

Immediately after twisting the accelerator, the scorpion rushed down the hillside dragging billowing smoke!

The bullet screen was in an uproar!

'I rely on it! I understand! Teacher Ma is using offense instead of defense! Take the initiative to attack and disrupt the opponent's rhythm! '

'That man is on the roof, Teacher Ma is going to face him directly! '

'Damn, damn, these flicks are a bit handsome'

'A few shots on the opposite side were all empty, it seems to be panicked! '

'I rely on it! Teacher Ma's operation is so exciting! '

'This wave of reverse thinking has that flavor'

'Gold medal lecturer! '

'...'

As the audience amazed one after another!

The smoker has also rushed down the hill crookedly, straight towards the low wall outside the housing area!

The old horse was completely in a state of winning, and after twisting the opponent's bullets again, he was full of complacency:

"Hey—little boss—what am I going to do with you?"

"I didn't get a shot, so I asked you if you panicked?"

talking!

Just listen to the voice of the team, Teacher Ma is majestic and heroic, shouting loudly!

"Look at the apprentice!"

"Next, it's time to show the instant spy!"

The voice has not yet fallen!

Bang!

The smoking car went straight up to the low fence, and the flames on the front of the car instantly ignited.

Immediately afterwards, there was a loud explosion——

boom! ! !

A small mushroom cloud rose above the scorpion, rolling towards the sky.

And in the mushroom cloud, a figure flew out, drew an arc in the air, and fell to the ground dead with a snap.

【You detonated the vehicle and killed yourself】

'Wow--'

a long time!

A barrage slowly drifted through the barrage:

‘Did you offend Cybertron in your previous life? '

In the next second, the live broadcast burst out laughing!

‘Unexpected death methods have increased again! '

‘Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, I can’t even act if you ask me to act! '

'Don't feed it, Mr. Ma, don't feed it, I can't eat anymore...'

'"Shutterstock"'

"If it wasn't for the lack of hanging on the platform of the somatosensory cabin, I would have to fix one for Teacher Ma"

'Hanging can't stop him from being killed by the vehicle'

'It's outrageous'

'Gold Medal Chef'

‘This night, it’s so spectacular, there are all kinds of ways to die’

'I would like to call it - "The Hema Epic"'

'...'

this night!

Lao Ma teamed up with Tuanzi and fought until two o'clock in the morning!

And after the two parties said goodnight to each other and started broadcasting, Tuanzi also got out of the somatosensory cabin and stretched a lot!

Next, come to the computer:

"Ouch—I'm so tired, look at today's live broadcast data——"

next second.

A scream exploded in Tuanzi's boudoir!

"Ward--"

"hair?!!!"