Say Yes To Making Bad Games, What the Hell is Titanfall?

Chapter 97

Here, the Eggplant and Winter Melon team played in full swing, and the live broadcast room was full of gifts, which was very lively.

On the other side, the live broadcast room of Mr. Ma, who is also the main anchor of Shark Today, is even more popular!

Because compared to Eggplant, whose record fluctuates up and down, Mr. Ma focuses on stability!

Stable flight every ten minutes!

"Yo—little boss, Lippi? Lippi is very..."

The sound of bullets hitting the jeep was endless, clanging.

And as the body continued to be shot, the front hood of the car gradually caught fire.

Teacher Ma on the hillside knew that if he was beaten down again, the car would explode, so he didn't have time to brake, pushed the car door behind him, and jumped out of the car with a smooth and smooth movement.

Immediately afterwards, he pulled out his rifle from behind, posed in a standard gun shooting posture, and launched a counterattack in the direction of the room where the bullets came from!

Da da da! Da da da da da——

Tongues of flame spurted out from the muzzle of the gun, and scorching bullet casings were scattered all over the ground.

The unbraked jeep slid down the hill, but Mr. Ma cleverly used the jeep as a cover, fighting while walking.

Just like the cooperation between Butan and Tan, it moves and shoots, and it is so handsome that it attracts all the water friends to exclaim!

Seeing the comments on the barrage, Teacher Ma smiled proudly.

"This is called on-the-spot response, hey, you know, you must always pay attention to all available bunkers on the battlefield,"

While talking, the slippery and faster car also entered the asphalt road.

The sudden change in the height difference forced Teacher Ma to run two quick steps to catch up with the jeep, while still not forgetting to explain:

"For example, like now, we can slide in the jeep—"

But the voice did not fall!

There was a bang, and the jeep seemed to be hit by a stone, and the body shook suddenly.

With a change of direction, the car actually drew an arc, turned back again, and the car's buttocks were in front of Teacher Ma in an instant!

"Why!"

Just listen to Teacher Ma's exclamation!

Then, there was a muffled sound!

Boom!

In the next second, Teacher Ma, who was still enthusiastically explaining just now, instantly turned into a trapeze person, and was created and flew out like a rag doll.

【You run over yourself with a vehicle】

The barrage instantly burst into laughter!

‘Pfft ha ha ha ha ha ha——’

‘Fuck, there’s so much to show, Mr. Ma! '

'Get up, I saw the car kicking people with their ass'

'Live Genius'

"Then the jeep suddenly changed direction while gliding, turned around and killed me, forming a triangle killing (dog head)"

'It's still the Markov maneuver'

'Grass, you are silly! This way of dying is really a fucking loser hahahahahaha’

'Off the scale...'

'Entered into the canon, must be included in the canon, handed down classics'

'I was about to fall asleep, but I woke up with a smile hahahaha...'

'...'

The audience burst into laughter, and Teacher Ma himself didn't hold back:

"Hey hey--a lot of money, this way of death--very annoying--"

Gifts flew across the live broadcast room.

However, Teacher Ma's mentality is very good.

After all, from the start of the broadcast to the present, he has jumped out of the umbrella more than ten times in more than an hour.

The way of death is not consistent every time, and the audience can tell at a glance that Mr. Ma is not deliberately creating a program effect-he is a real dish.

After sorting it out!

Teacher Ma boarded the plane again.

At the same time, the fish ball handicap was also opened-guess whether the host's single round this time can last more than 10 minutes.

Hum - Hula -

soon!

When the plane sailed to the top of P City, Mr. Ma saw the timing again and jumped.

Fall rapidly, adjust the direction, and open the parachute close to the ground.

Although Mr. Ma's marksmanship and operation are very good, he has to admit that his skydiving skills have been fully exercised in the number of restarts far exceeding ordinary people.

The audience couldn't help being amazed——

"Mr. Ma, this umbrella has something."

"Gift Crab, other players are still in the sky, Teacher Ma is already in place"

'It's that extreme athlete'

"It's hard to imagine how amazing Mr. Ma's skydiving skills can be if this is the case all night."

‘Hahahahahahaha you are too bamboo shoots’

"The key is to use P city and this house. It feels like Mr. Ma is about to form muscle memory."

'It landed precisely with both hands, Mr. Ma is amazing, much more reliable than eggplant and their group of sand sculptures'

'I miss the first day of Eggplant Crying Horse'

'Hahahahahahaha...'

However!

Just when the audience was amazed by Mr. Ma's superb skydiving skills, which allowed him to be the first to arrive at P City and occupy a favorable terrain to search for supplies!

Plop!

Sudden!

From the other end of the rooftop, there was the sound of the umbrella retracting and falling to the ground!

"Yo--?"

Not to mention the audience, even the old horse was shocked!

I thought my parachute landing was already invincible in the world, but I didn't expect there to be someone on par with me. Whose general is this? !

Look up!

Not far away, a female player with a double ponytail hairstyle landed at the same time.

Rolling forward, he picked up an S686 double-barreled shotgun on the ground!

Don't wait for Teacher Ma's reaction!

According to him is two shots!

bang bang!

Shotguns commonly known as sprayers by players are extremely lethal at close range, especially the S686 gun.

At this distance, even with armor on, a hit to the chest can instantly kill him instantly.

However!

Just when Lao Ma thought he was going to fall into a box again!

The sound of reloading sounded.

Opening his eyes, he saw that the man with two ponytails was clumsily loading bullets into the barrel.

Look at the blood volume in your UI - not a single drop is missing.

The old horse was overjoyed!

There are still such good players!

Immediately, with a stride, he picked up another S12k shotgun beside him, and with a click, the bullet was loaded:

"Oh ho ho ho ho ho - little boss, are you done? Is it my turn?"

Tom tom tom tom tom!

The five bullets in the magazine were fired one after another, the muzzle jumped left and right, and thick smoke billowed.

And when the smoke dissipated, I saw that pair of ponytails were standing still, full of blood!

Moment!

Both of them were taken aback!

Immediately afterwards, they all jumped up at the same place, and began to twist their bodies to reload and shoot while shooting!

All of a sudden, gunshots rang out on the rooftop, and the two figures chased each other, spinning around the only bunker with a low wall on the rooftop!

bang bang!

Tom tom tom tom tom!

Kacha Kacha——

bang bang!

Tom tom tom tom tom!

Kacha Kacha——

The barrage looks silly! ! !

'ah? ? ? '

‘I like a quote from a PUBG player—huh? '

'No distinction between equals! Evenly matched opponents! '

'It's my turn (meaning it's my turn to show the carbine)'

'Sure enough, players who land so fast have more or less two brushes on their bodies'

'True, but only two brushes, no guns'

'"race"'

'When Bole comes, you have to say hello'

'When Xiao Fugui comes, he has to say something good'

'I can't stand--'

‘It’s too much to plant rice in my mouth! '

'Tanima is ready for dinner hahahahaha'

'broken! My electric rice cooker started to cook by itself! '

'This game is not a clear soup, two chefs are cooking wonderfully! '

'It's the New Year's Day in the first month, the first day of the New Year's Day (dancing)'

'What Errenzhuan? '

'Help me, I'm going to laugh and lose oxygen'

'Hahahahahahaha...'

The outrageous scene caused a sensation in the barrage!

Too fast!

The two mediated for half a minute!

The sky was so dark that the players passing by downstairs all looked sideways, thinking that there were at least seven or eight people fighting in this building!

finally!

With the last bullet in Mr. Ma's last magazine, he shot out!

Tom!

The twin tails finally fell to the ground and turned into a small square box.

"call--"

Teacher Ma took a look at the S12K, which was smoking straight from the gun barrel, and let out a long sigh of relief:

"It's a good thing I'm better at it!"

About to step forward to lick the bag!

I heard a child's female voice come out from the public mic, with admiration: "Wow-you are so strong, can you teach me? I am the anchor! I can show you on TV!"

The girl's voice has a little Shonan accent, which sounds cute and funny.

Hearing the girl's words, Teacher Ma was taken aback for a moment, looked at the tens of millions of popularity in his live broadcast room, and couldn't help laughing:

"Really? Then what's your name? Let me go and see your live broadcast room?"

"Go to the shark and search for 'a small dumpling'!"

The girl said generously:

"Although I'm just a new anchor now, I will definitely be very popular in the future!"

"If you become my master now, I'm afraid you will have a bright future—"

Mr. Ma couldn't help laughing at what Tuanzi said, and he opened his mouth to report himself.

Teacher Ma is a sincere person.

But the barrage audience was full of voices!

'bring! bring! bring! '

‘Teacher Ma, don’t tell me who you are! Isn't this too programmatic? '

'Mist grass! It's my favorite part of pretending to be a pig and eating a tiger! '

'A group of rockets, don't say who you are, please'

'Great gift crab! Boss atmosphere! '

'Hush money, shit! '

'Brother Yanzi is amazing hahahaha...'

The instant explosion of the barrage also reminded Lao Ma, so he nodded: "Thank you——a set of rockets sent by Mr. Ma's Pi Yanzi, thank you boss."

Then, open the public microphone again:

"I just watched your live broadcast and thought it was very promising. Well then, let's go out and form a wave team. My Grassland Viper won't let you down, okay?"

"yeah!"

At the same time, Tuanzi cheered in his live broadcast room:

"I also have a master!"

In fact, she has been an anchor for nearly a year, and she has been in the alliance area. The live broadcast room is not warm, and the live audience usually does not exceed a hundred people.

This time, PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds was launched, and Tuanzi also saw the popularity of this game, so he resolutely applied to the official and moved to the PUBG area, which can be regarded as participating in this new anchor recruitment activity with a new look.

However, she, who is not very talented in the game, just entered the game and realized the malice of this second-generation FPS battle royale.

Skydiving again and again, boxing again and again, everyone here seems to be better than her.

However, Tuanzi was not discouraged, but after being killed again and again, he regained his strength and set foot on the flight.

At the same time, he is also looking for a master who can teach his skills in the game.

It's just that everyone seems to be very busy and has no time to talk to her, a deserted little anchor in the live broadcast room, and some people even swear at her.

And this time!

She finally met a kind player.

Although this man's marksmanship doesn't seem to be ideal, but in the view of Tuanzi, being able to kill himself proves that this man is already stronger than himself!

"Hee hee, add my master! Someone bring it~"

The dumpling was very happy.

So much so that I didn't see the popularity of my live broadcast room. In the blink of an eye, it jumped from less than 500 to 100,000 plus, and it was still rising at an alarming rate.

...

soon!

The two formed a team!

The audience is going crazy!

Two top chefs with spray guns in their rooftop duel, within a distance of ten meters, used nearly fifty shots to decide the winner!

The effect of the live broadcast together is simply unimaginable!

'The combination of the century! '

'Wait for a wave of effects to explode! '

'With this combination, I would like to call it the strongest live broadcast platform! '

'Damn it! The popularity of Mr. Ma's live broadcast has reached 50 million! Awesome! '

‘You idiots, don’t go there, the popularity of the Tuanzi live broadcast room is almost 500,000, and it’s time to expose the fart in a while’

'Get started! My meal is here! Today, I only need rice, and it's all up to you two to eat! '

'The strongest live electronic mustard! '

'I've already started recording the screen, the main one is endless aftertaste...'

'You guys are outrageous hahahahaha...'

Everyone is looking forward to it!

The two formed a team and set foot on the flight.

Buzz——

The familiar roar of the plane engine sounded again, and Tuanzi looked at Master Grassland Viper beside him, feeling relieved:

"Master! Where shall we dance?"

This time, the plane's route was slightly deviated, closer to the southwest, and no longer the familiar P city route.

I saw the old horse pondering for a while, and marked a group of small housing areas on the south side of P City:

"In this way, let's jump here first, and after searching for the equipment, we will enter P City and plan a great cause!"

"good--!!!"

Tuanzi nodded:

"I listen to the master!"

Say it!

The two looked at each other without the slightest hesitation, and jumped out of the plane.

The elegance of their posture and the proficiency of their movements are breathtaking. I have to admit that the two of them are almost invincible to the anchors in terms of skydiving.

rustling——

The two plunged into the small room area.

However, what they didn't expect was that not far from them, there was also a pair of players flying towards the small room area.

Then, the voice of another group of players came from the public microphone: "We have occupied this room area, I advise you to leave quickly, or I will send you to the next flight."

Occupying the small housing area and blocking the main urban area is a relatively conventional way of playing.

Obviously, the pair of players next to Lao Ma's master and apprentice thought so.

It's just that they seem to be too confident, and they don't realize at all what kind of existence the two people who are on the same skydiving route with them are!

"cut!"

Hearing Xiaotuanzi's disdainful laugh, the child's voice resounded in the air:

"I'd better return this to you, I advise you to run quickly, my master and I are amazing!"

"Hahaha childish—"

Hearing this, the narrator team couldn't help laughing out loud:

"Child, let me tell you! Our two brothers, known as Ailengye King, are invincible junglers. As long as they have a gun, they can penetrate all small houses! May I ask what your unique skills are?!"

After the words fell, I heard the old horse clasping his fists in the air:

"Oh? So it's Allen Geye King? Disrespect and disrespect! I've heard the name of the little boss for a long time, and I know that you can kill all over the wild area with a single gun, but the premise is—"

"Can you get a gun?"

Say it!

Seeing the old horse chuckle, he sped up again in the air, and plunged down on the ground!

And the dumpling next to him is also following the master, like a fish flying in the shallow bottom!

Fuck? !

Brother Ailengyewang was dumbfounded.

Are these two crazy?

Seeing that they were about to reach the ground, instead of opening their umbrellas, why did they accelerate towards the ground?

Grab a gun?

Then you have to live, right? !

For a moment, Ailengye Wang panicked and couldn't help shouting: "Joke! Do you think you can grab a gun like this? You can't even open an umbrella at this speed!"

Saying this, the two wild kings were timid, and they didn't dare to gamble their lives with the old horse master and apprentice. They opened their umbrellas one after another, slowed down and fell to the ground.

It seemed to them that the two of them were already dead ends.

But the next second!

Seeing that the old horse master and apprentice were about to fall to the ground and die.

But in that flashy moment!

call--! call--!

The two parachutes suddenly opened!

The umbrella cover only stays in the air for a second, which is convenient for storage on the top floor of the small room area!

The precise timing of opening the umbrella allowed Lao Ma and Tuanzi to control the absolute initiative!

rustling——

Automatically retracts with the umbrella cover!

On the platform that day, a man and a woman stood impressively, one holding a submachine gun and the other holding a shotgun!

muzzle!