Say Yes To Making Bad Games, What the Hell is Titanfall?

"It's over! Let's do it!"

Eight o'clock in the evening! PUBG is online on time!

With the classic wave of curtains wiping his mouth, Liu Peijia dropped the bowl and chopsticks, and got into the somatosensory cabin impatiently.

At this time, in the voice channel, Liu Di, Donggua and Xiaohei are ready.

"I'm coming……"

Eggplant was in a hurry, and while buying and downloading PUBG, he said:

"Have a meal, I'll be done soon."

Relying on strong bandwidth support, generally speaking, the transmission speed of the special network line of the somatosensory cabin is much faster than that of the general PC platform.

"Stop talking, get on the number, I'll be waiting for you."

Mr. Di and the others also finished their preparations one after another.

Not long!

The eggplant is downloaded and entered the game.

"I'm fine! Pull me, pull me!"

Although the game has not yet started, just entering the game has already made Qiezi and others very excited.

After all, they've been waiting too long for this game.

They waited for a full five months. Like all players, they all spent it by looking at the promotional pictures.

At this time, the barrage in the live broadcast room was also a lively scene——

‘New Year’s Eve, New Year’s Eve! '

'WDNMD is finally here! Wait for me to die! '

'Hahahaha the classic 16+ small standard is up, right'

‘Damn it, I guess everyone with a sensory pod can play it now, only me and Le Se who don’t have a sensory pod are watching the live broadcast pitifully here’

'Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo, this male college student is about to cry out loud'

‘I asked about it yesterday, and it is said that tomorrow our somatosensory bar will be pre-loaded, Wuhu! '

'I just wanted to see if there was a skydive'

‘I don’t know, brother eggplant and the others should be the fastest on the live broadcasting platform, and I haven’t seen any other anchors start yet’

'Hurry up! No matter how slow the traffic is, other anchors will steal it! '

'Speed ​​speed! '

'...'

Amidst the urging of the audience, the four eggplants also quickly formed a team!

"Get ready-ready-"

"Get started!"

With the eggplant screaming excitedly!

Games start!

The live broadcast room was buzzing with gifts flying everywhere!

It can be seen that everyone's enthusiasm for this game is indeed very high. Even the water friends in the FPS area who have always paid for coins and do not pay for companionship, now they have started to use groups of cards, and some people even give away airplanes and rockets.

And this is just entering the game, the game has not yet started!

With the flash of the picture in front of you!

Four people entered an abandoned square.

Eggplant looked up.

I saw an abandoned plane parked in a square the size of two football fields.

Surrounded by hills on the east side and sea water on the west side, it is like an independent preparation area.

And now!

There are nearly a hundred people on the square!

Some are running and jumping, some are practicing crawling and sliding, some are punching each other to show friendship, and some are jumping up and down over the abandoned plane!

In the lively public mic, there is a lot of voices——

'Damn it! What a fucking hundred people! '

'Are you going to skydive later? Or random assignment? '

'Silly beep! Punch me! Hahahahaha——'

‘Come on, everyone, follow me, I’m going to announce something——I’m an idiot! ! ! '

"Is there no one you care about in this world?"

'You're so cruel, buddy'

'The Internet is not a lawless place...''

'As expected of a 16+ game, the main focus is a freedom...'

'...'

All of a sudden, there was shouting and shouting on the square, both male and female voices, just like crows having a meeting, quacking non-stop!

"Damn—"

Liu Di was startled:

"Isn't this too awesome? Are they all living people?"

"Sure!"

Xiao Hei said:

"Didn't you look at the head-up display in the upper right corner? It's already full of 100 people. I guess there are too many people playing and the server doesn't have enough points."

"Fucking goose goose goose goose..."

Hearing this, Eggplant croaked excitedly, wishing he could join the battlefield right away.

These are all real people!

Super Smash Fight with Hundreds of People!

In the end, only one team survived!

Thinking about it, Eggplant couldn't suppress the excitement in his heart, and a flash of light flashed in his mind, he ran to the side of the dilapidated plane and climbed onto the wing:

"Listen to me! Listen to me!"

Eggplant's voice was loud, and all the nearby players looked over after such a roar.

Eggplant, who occupied the commanding heights, raised his arms and shouted:

"I'm the anchor! I declare! From now on! In this game, I'll kill one at a time! It's best for anyone who is sensible to come over and let me kill him!"

Speaking of which!

Just heard a cannon sound like muffled thunder, resounding over the square.

Immediately afterwards, the countdown number appeared in the middle of everyone's heads-up display!

Seeing that the timing was just right, Eggplant hurriedly said:

"I don't change my name when I go, I don't change my surname when I sit down, my name is—"

"Winter! Melon! Strong!"

Hum——

moment!

The players in the square exploded!

They raised their fists one after another, yelling and cursing Dong Guaqiang's name, and rushed towards Eggplant, all in a gang fight!

However, at this time, the countdown also returned to zero!

All players were blinded, and the public microphone was turned off.

And Winter Melon's roar also stayed in the team's voice:

"Eggplant! You're an idiot, beep!!!"

The live broadcast effect is excellent!

The barrage audience laughed so hard that they took off——

"It's really bad, Liu Peijia"

'The last sentence I am Dongguaqiang really didn't hold back'

'The main thing is to pretend to be me, and to be beaten is my brother'

'too cheap'

'Egg Brother understands the effect of the show'

‘Is this something that humans can do? '

‘But having said that, this quality square is really interesting! '

‘Hahahahahahaha God damn quality square’

'There is no wife in the wife cake, and the quality square has no quality, which is very reasonable'

'Hahahahaha...'

Donggua scolded for half a minute on the team's voice channel!

until!

The roar of the plane's engine came.

hiss--

In an instant, the gags of the four members of the team stopped, and Qiqi gasped.

Immediately afterwards!

A strong air current blew, and everyone opened their eyes in an uproar!

But they saw that they were standing at the door of the cabin just like in the promotional video.

Below the feet is the height of 10,000 meters!

"ohhhhh—"

moment!

There was an exclamation in the entire cabin!

Although, players seem to have already acquiesced that in this game, there must be a setting of high-altitude skydiving.

But when the real machine picture is in front of you, everyone can't help but be shocked!

On the bullet screen, there was also a sound of surprise——

'I really have a skydive! '

'I can only say that it is you! Wind of gold! '

'No one understands what players want better than Brother Shengzi—'

'Speed ​​up and see the effect'

'It's absolutely amazing to jump off'

‘Obviously skydiving is worth the price, but he even included a copy of the shooting game, he really made me cry’

'Try it quickly, if I can't play it, I will be so hungry...'

With the urging of the audience!

The four looked at each other, all eager to try.

Because, while they were hesitating, quite a few players had already jumped off the plane.

Several people also knew that at this moment, if they jumped down for a while, the more supplies they got, the more favorable the situation would be.

"Where to jump?"

While talking, Xiao Hei opened the map UI.

I saw that this flight flew from west to east, and the route was relatively centered.

"Um--"

After a deep groan, I heard Liu Di say:

"Or let's go to P City. It seems that there are more houses here, and supplies are probably indispensable."

P City is located in the middle of the map, and the entire housing area is not small. At this time, it is right below their route, which seems to be a good choice.

Anyway, it was the first time to play, and everyone didn't know the specific situation below, so they hit it off and decided to bravely jump to P City.

"let's go!"

Say go!

Liu Di took the lead and leaped into the air!

And the other three were not far behind, jumping off the plane one after another!

call--

The sound of the hunting wind rang in my ears, and the room area on the ground expanded rapidly in front of my eyes.

The feeling of weightlessness is like a shot of adrenaline, and you can't help but shout!

"Wu-hu-hu-!!!"

"It's too cool for me to rely on this!"

"It's just like a real skydive!"

"..."

The four who had such a novel experience in the game for the first time shouted!

And with the rapid fall of the body, the hands of the four people also touched the pull ring of the umbrella bag one after another.

but!

But no one is willing to be the first to open the parachute!

"Mr. Di, why don't you open your umbrella?"

"My buddy is playing to the limit, are you afraid?"

"I'm afraid of a fart, it's awesome that the four of us will open the umbrella later than whoever is better!"

"Come on! Let's compare! Whoever opens the umbrella last is the best!"

"Fuck, bragging, I won't open this umbrella today!"

"..."

The inexplicable match of the four made the audience burst into laughter——

'A Chinese man who wants to be strong all his life'

‘After all, no one can refuse the approval of [you are amazing]’

"Extreme sports, right? It's a real loss for you to sell this game for ninety-eight."

'Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha what outrageous game do I rely on'

‘Wori, you four beasts really don’t open umbrellas? ! '

'This is hitting the ground! '

'...'

With the exclamation of the audience!

At this moment, the faces of the four people also changed color a little.

After all, with the blessing of the full sense system, the skydiving experience is almost close to reality.

Therefore, when they saw the rapidly enlarged ground and heard the swift and violent wind in their ears, even though they knew this was a game, they still couldn't help being frightened!

Xiao Hei took the lead and couldn't help it anymore: "Fuck, Mr. Di, open your umbrella!"

"I won't drive it! You drive it! If you drive it, I will drive it right away!" Liu Di insisted.

"You drive first!"

"You drive first!"

"If you don't open it, I won't open it either!"

"If you don't open it, I won't open it either!"

"You fucking repeater!"

The two of you talked to each other, and the atmosphere became more and more intense!

Just when the two sides are at a stalemate!

The eggplant next to him couldn't stand it any longer, and let out a terrified cry:

"WDNMD I open!"

Hula——! ! !

The umbrella of the eggplant opened, and the winter melon beside it followed closely behind!

Seeing that someone was the first to lose it, Liu Di and Xiao Hei both heaved a sigh of relief and smiled at each other: "Haha, they are cowardly, we win—"

The voice did not fall.

Boom!

Boom!

slap——

The sound of heavy objects falling to the ground sounded one after another.

The two figures slapped heavily on the roof of the building, then bounced up again, flew directly out of the railing of the roof, fell off the roof, and became two corpses.

Hula——

Then, two figures with parachutes landed on the roof.

Looking at the two neat boxes on the roof, and at the two corpses on the ground, Eggplant shook his head:

"...You two are so stupid, I'm really in a horse suit."

The barrage burst out laughing——

'Strength to death'

'Let you do extreme sports, not let you seek your own death'

'Hahahahaha that's outrageous'

'It's over before it starts'

‘No buddy, are you really here to skydive? '

'You call that skydiving? Skydiving must at least have an umbrella, right? '

'It was fine when I got off the plane, but it turned into a small box when it landed'

'Falling into a box hahahahaha...'

'...'

The audience shouted outrageously, burst into laughter.

And taking advantage of this moment, Eggplant and Winter Melon also put away their parachutes, and they heard Winter Melon whisper:

"Damn it—brother eggplant, look!"

Hearing the sound, Eggplant looked along the line of sight of Winter Melon——

A group of figures shuttled through the streets and alleys of P City, and the muffled gunshots resounded through the streets and alleys, creating a fierce atmosphere of rampant killings!

And now!

The two standing on the rooftop in the middle of P City have a panoramic view of all this!

Fighting, gunfire, blood, roaring...

The elements that are enough to ignite all the passionate emotions of people gather and rush at this moment, impacting the nerves of the two of them.

The shocking picture makes people's blood pumping, and the gunshots resounding throughout the city make people nervous and excited.

no doubt.

Gu Sheng did it.

All his previous commitments at the Asian Games are now fully displayed in the game.

And now!

The only task given to the players!

Just put your heart and soul into this killing game!

Kill the opponent! Become the king of this island!

Chachacha——

Just when the two were still marveling at the chaotic scene!

suddenly!

The sound of footsteps came.

Looking down, they saw a short-cut player in a white vest slipping into the room under their feet.

Winter Melon immediately gave a strange cry: "Brother Eggplant! Someone is coming up Brother Eggplant!"

Eggplant also saw it, and the passion that had just been ignited made him burst into laughter: "DNM catch him! Dry, dry, dry!!!"

Although, their teammates killed themselves before the fight started because they were too sandy.

However, there are still two of them at the moment.

But there was only one person who got into the house just now.

For a moment, Eggplant and Winter Melon were overwhelmed with confidence, kicked open the door of the roof, and killed them down the stairs!

The eggplant took the lead!

Going down the corner, I happened to see the young man with a short hair who had just jumped up.

The two sides looked at each other, both were taken aback for a moment, and then they raised their fists in unison!

Since you can't find a gun, let's use our fists to decide the winner!

"...Fuck him, fuck him! Winter melon fucks him! He's alone! Fuck him to death!!!"

Just listen to the eggplant burst!

Then, he swung his fist and smashed it!

At this time, there is no need to talk about martial arts!

And Donggua, who heard the greeting, had no moral bottom line at all, so he rushed up with a yell!

Buzz——

Boom! Snapped! Boom!

"Oh shit, don't hit me, don't hit me, I'm the anchor..."

The sound of punching to the flesh resounded in the narrow stairwell.

Just twenty seconds!

The sound of fighting died down.

See you-

The inch-cut youth was still standing where he was, staring at the shivering wax gourd in the corner, and twisted his neck.

And at his feet, lay a corpse and a small box quietly.

Dong Gua looked at the boxed eggplant corpses, and at the sandbag-sized fist of the Inch Boxing Champion.

Can't help but smile awkwardly.

In the tone, with a little flattery:

"Haha, brother..."

"If you hit him, you can't hit me again~"

However, the boxing champion Bunny walked up as if he didn't hear it:

"Just ride a horse and you're as strong as a winter melon, right? I've endured you in the square for a long time, come on!"

Boom!