Shadow Trails in Azeroth
Chapter 1243 339. Varian, are you mentally ill? ---Monthly ticket plus update【8/25】
Chapter 1243 339. Varian, are you mentally ill? --——Monthly ticket plus updates【825】
"What did you say?"
Stormwind City, Old City, MI7 Headquarters.
Shore, who was dealing with his daily work, received a piece of news that stunned him from the black-clothed spy in front of him. He put down the quill in his hand and asked seriously:
"Say it again. I was a little distracted just now. Maybe I heard it wrong. Who did you say was caught by a group of farmers?"
"Black Shaw! The legendary pirate who is famous in the endless sea, my lord!"
A gryphon flew all the way from the western wilderness. The secret agent in black, who didn't even have time to drink, looked excited. With the joy of "catching a big fish", he reported to his leader with trembling hands:
"That's the big bastard who defeated the Gilnean fleet, spread the werewolf plague in northern Xinjiang, and plundered Kul Tiras!
The traitor who was once a hero of the Alliance but chose a dark path! The first-rate criminal wanted by all human kingdoms and elven forces!
Our brave farmers caught him off guard when he landed alone in the Westfall to prepare for his evil plunder!
That terrible bastard is now imprisoned in a cage at Xiquan Fortress.
But Captain Rainier, who was defending the place, felt they couldn't contain the dashing, handsome and powerful bastard, so they asked MI7 for support.
Sir, you must come over immediately.
This is a great victory that will make MI7 famous. From now on, we can proudly claim to be the 'Terminator of the Sea Nightmare' or the 'End of Black Shaw'. "
"Very good, great."
Shore's expression turned grim.
He sighed, picked up his beloved crane feather cloak from his hand and put it on his body. He put his hands on the desk and said to the black-clothed secret agent who was staring at him extremely excitedly in an indifferent tone that could not lift his spirits:
"Have you had enough fun?"
"Ah? What are you talking about, sir?"
The spy in black replied blankly.
Xiao crossed his arms, stared at him, and said:
"That's enough, this kind of joke is terrible, this is not what a guest should do.
Also, don't tell me that you killed everyone in that farm and Xiquan Fortress, then I will have to summon all the assassins from MI7 to fight you to the death here. "
"Huh? In my dear brother's heart, am I such a cruel guy? What is my status now? Do I need to bully a few farmers myself?"
The secret agent in black, who looked excited just now, shrugged, reached out and took off the mask that covered his face and hair, revealing a very ordinary, featureless face.
By snapping your fingers, the camouflage effect of the deception orb on your body will be eliminated.
The next moment, the handsome, cool and dashing pirate Black Shaw appeared in Shore's office. He pulled up a chair and sat on it, smoking a pipe and crossing his legs.
With another look of regret on his face, Xiao said to Xiao who had a "Sure enough" expression in front of him:
"The people of your Western Wilderness are indeed strong and fierce. In our place in Kul Tiras, the farmers would have run away long ago when they saw a powerful pirate like me landing.
How dare your farmer try to capture me alive with a dung fork and deliver me to the child king to collect my reward.
He is truly a descendant of the pioneers.
They are indeed the most adventurous group of people in human civilization.
You know me, I admire the brave most, so after tasting the spirits of that small farm, I left a sum of money as a reward for courage and fright.
I also left a bag of delicious elf candies for the frightened children.
Then he happened upon MI7's stronghold in the Western Wilderness, 'borrowed' a set of clothes and rushed over. "
At this point, Blake rolled his eyes and said to Shore, who looked helpless and guessed what he was going to complain about next:
“Compared to your brave farmers, MI7, which calls itself the ‘Kingdom Defender’, has a lot more hips. I even discovered that the spies in the Westfall stronghold have a bad habit of drinking.
By the way, I looked through the accounts and discovered something amazing. "
The stinking pirate said to Shore:
"Did you know that they have very close 'business dealings' with the stonemason brothers who have made a lot of money from me recently?"
"This is normal."
Shore sighed and explained:
"Edwin VanCleef, leader of the Stonemason Brotherhood, was the commander of our guerrilla fighters in Gilneas during the fall of the Kingdom of Stormwind.
He was a decorated veteran who could have served as a high-ranking commander in Branch 7 after the war, but he chose to retire.
That is Qi Chu's real person, and I have even trained him.
One-seventh of the money the Masons Brotherhood earned from selling the Sin Tablets to the Undead Fleet was turned over as funds for the activities of MI7. "
"One out of seven? It's so dark."
Blake made a strange noise, shook his head and said disdainfully to Xiao:
"Pirate robbery is just a joke. It's up to you to really steal money."
"Okay, stop complaining about this, change clothes and come with me."
Shore didn't want to talk any more about the issue. He said to Black:
"His Majesty the King has been looking forward to meeting you. He happens to be in Stormwind Fortress now. He doesn't care about the time. The dinner will be changed to a luncheon. What style of food do you want to eat? I can arrange it.
Want local dishes from Stormwind Kingdom? Or your Kul Tiran delicacies? "
"Why did I provoke you?"
Blake snorted and said:
"Let you use pig food from Kul Tiras to torture me?
I'll have the real Wild West stew, the no-clay kind, and a couple of liver pies, and the Friar's wine from the Milly family in Northshire Abbey.
It needs to be more than 20 years old.
Don't fool me with defective products. "
"You are really particular about what you eat."
Shore glanced at Blake and said:
"Add a few pieces of Tias family cheese, it will be the ancient flavor of Stormwind City."
"don't want!"
Blake shrugged and said with a strange smile:
"The Tias family are old spies from MI7. I wouldn't dare eat the cheese made by a group of assassins. God knows what the hell is added to it.
It would be bad if you talk nonsense in front of the child king after eating it. "
"You bastard."
The veins on Xiao's hands popped out, and he gritted his teeth and said:
"You still dare to say that the Uncrowned One didn't have an informant in MI7? You even know the background of the Tias family that we have buried deeply. My organization has been infiltrated into a sieve by you!"
"Oh, don't be so sad, my brother."
Blake said in a long voice:
"Think on the bright side, you are not the only one who has been infiltrated by the Uncrowned One, even the ancient Watchers are about to be subsumed by me, right? There is no shame in leaking information in front of a master assassin and prophet like me.
Come on, come on, don't keep the child king waiting. "
"Is this appropriate for you?"
Shore watched Blake take off his black coat to reveal his pirate costume. He squinted and said:
"I know that you are also a noble prince, so please show some etiquette."
"You guys are doing so much trouble!"
Blake blew out a smoke ring and complained:
"It's okay for me to wear this to meet Tyrande and Odin, but I still need to change clothes when I come to your place. Hey, I won't even pay for drinks in the Hall of Valor.
If I don't change my little Stormwind City, I'll just wear this.
The child king loves to see and not see. "
Shore couldn't do anything about Black, and in the end he had no choice but to take this stinky pirate to Stormwind Fortress, but Shore played a trick.
He himself took several high-level spies to "protect" Blake in the center, so that anyone walking along the way would think that the pirate was "captured" by MI7.
There were even cheers from a few children fishing in the city river on the side of the road.
"Hey, you little brats, stay away from that damn river."
Blake threatened those little brats:
"There is a terrible big crocodile in that river. It escaped from the sea along the sewer. It is very big and has six legs. It can easily eat you all as dinner!"
"You're kidding, right?"
Shore glanced back at Blake, who shrugged and said:
"What am I but a pirate, an assassin, a warlock?"
Hearing this, Xiaodu's expression suddenly changed slightly. As one of the best hunters in Azeroth, and with Black's perception of the existence of beasts, it was not like he was joking when he said this.
"Inspect the river immediately!"
The leader of MI7 whispered to the adjutant beside him:
"Don't miss every river channel and kill those damn crocodiles!"
"Hmm, it's hiding in the mud of the river in the old city and trade area, preparing to sneak attack on a silly dwarf selling toys on the street. If you can get there within five minutes, the unlucky dwarf may survive.
By the way, I sent the crocodile meat to the king's chef. I suddenly wanted to taste the delicious barbecue. "
Blake also added next to it.
This made the secret agent adjutant look angry.
I didn’t see our kingdom’s spies talking. How could you, a stinky pirate, speak?
asshole!
Watching several spies leave, Black whistled to Shore and praised:
"Although you look very embarrassed when you encounter an emergency, your attitude of giving orders to remedy the situation is really majestic. Keep it up. Also, do you want me to introduce a few hunters to join MI7?"
You know, I have connections. "
"So that you can put a few more 'eyes' in openly?"
Shore shook his head and said:
"I will talk to Nathanos about this, so I won't bother you anymore."
"Oh, in your eyes, there are no good people in the world, right?"
Blake made a sad, hypocritical gesture and said in a long voice:
"When I saw MI7 stretching their hips like this, I was really worried. I just wanted to help, and I had no other intention."
"There must be good people in the world."
Xiaoer said without looking back:
"But you are definitely not one of them, so be serious, okay? His Majesty the King has personally come out to greet you, and Duke Fordagon is also here. He is a stereotypical Paladin, and I hate guys like you the most."
"You actually called Fordagon rigid?"
The pirate squinted his eyes and said:
"You have such a bad taste in judging people. Do you want me to tell you some gossip about the Grand Duke? It will definitely shock your eyes."
Xiao was a little moved, but still shook his head and said:
"Let's talk after dinner."
The two chatted like this as they walked all the way to the stairs of Storm Fortress. This fortress was very grand as the king's palace, and there was also a sculpture of King Llane Wrynn erected in front of the fountain.
Its form perfectly reflects the talents and abilities of the Masonic fraternity in construction.
To be honest, this newly built Stormwind City has definitely surpassed the Royal City of Lordaeron in terms of momentum. Apart from Stromgarde, which has special significance to mankind, this Stormwind City is already the most glorious main city of human civilization.
However, after seeing Varian Wrynn and his entourage walking out in king's robes, Black froze.
He rubbed his eyes, thinking he might be hallucinating.
After a few seconds, he whispered to Xiao beside him:
"The child king is still as majestic and handsome as before, Duke Fordagon has grown a beard and looks more mature and cold, and the beautiful girl next to the king should be Queen Tiffin Elian. There is nothing wrong with these people.
I only have one doubt, that guy wearing adviser clothes next to your child king. What is that? Where did he come from? "
The pirate seemed to have seen the most astonishing spectacle, and he said in surprise:
"Why did a troll appear openly in the palace of the human king? Why didn't Fordagon pick up the sword and kill him? Why was Queen Tiffin still talking and laughing with the young troll?
Was Stormwind captured by trolls without me noticing? "
"Well, that's Wo'jin."
Xiao was also a little embarrassed. He explained in a low voice:
"It was an 'ally' that our army unexpectedly found when they were fighting against the Gurubashi troll who summoned the evil god in Stranglethorn Valley. His Darkspear tribe is the only small clan in Stranglethorn Valley that is willing to help the alliance fight against the evil god Hakkar.
The vanguard army was able to attack Zul'Gurub, the city where the trolls were hidden in the mountains and forests, all thanks to the leadership of the Darkspear Headhunters.
Senjin, the shadow hunter of the Darkspear clan and their old chief, said that he heard the oracle of Bwonsamdi, the god of death. The alien god of death told him that the alliance with the Kingdom of Stormwind made the Darkspear clan strong for a long time.
So Chief Senjin sent his only son to us.
Vol'jin is now the royal advisor to the Kingdom of Stormwind on troll affairs. This young troll is very intelligent, gentle-tempered and sincere.
He has earned the confidence of His Majesty the King.
Even Duke Fordagon, who had prejudices against foreign races, slowly accepted him. "
After Blake listened to this story as if it were from heaven, he blinked and said:
"I should really hang up the commander of the Uncrowned One in Stormwind Kingdom and whip him. He didn't collect such important information. But Varian is also very powerful.
His grandfather, King Baratheon, died in the joint war between trolls and gnolls.
To be honest, I felt my mind was challenged when I saw the Child King walking out of Stormwind Keep with Vol'jin to greet me.
Even if you tell me next that the Kingdom of Stormwind has built a rocket launch tower with the gnomes, and plans to send marines to fight against the strange creatures just discovered on the alien planet, and that we can drive a black-tech bipedal robot into the Burning Legion's position and launch an attack... Wushuang, I couldn't be more surprised.
Of course, if you really figure it out, that's another matter. "
Blake let out a long list of rants that made no sense to Shore's ears.
At the end of this rant, he looked at the smiling child king in front of him and the young troll advisor behind him, shook his head, and whispered;
"The fate of being led to chaos after being disturbed is really a magical thing."
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