Shadow Trails in Azeroth

Chapter 1244 340. Pirate Joke Gifts and the Most Exciting Scandal Award of the Year - Monthly Ticket Plus [925]

"We meet again, Mr. Black."

After the pirate managed his expression for a while, he finally came forward to meet with Varian Wrynn, whom he had always called the "Child King."

Of course, nothing good could come out of a pirate's mouth.

Although he has always called Varian his child, in reality, Varian Wrynn has long since faded away from his youthfulness.

Although he was less than twenty years old and had just come of age, the tempering of life still made his every move full of the demeanor that a mature king should have.

Especially the blessing of the Holy Light dissipated the warrior temperament in Varian and added a little gentleness to him.

"We meet again, Your Majesty Varian."

Black looked at Varian's outstretched hand, and he made a very respectful gesture, but the pirate's lazy posture made this greeting ceremony full of mockery.

"Compared to the last time we met, you are much more powerful."

The pirate grabbed Varian's hand again and shook his head up and down. He glanced at the beautiful girl with blond hair next to Varian. The latter noticed the pirate's gaze and leaned towards him.

Of course, the queen's courtesy was not for Black Shaw, but for Derek Proudmoore.

"Oh, I suddenly remembered that I missed the wedding of His Majesty and the Queen. I really shouldn't have. It's so rude. I want to send a gift to express my blessings to the next generation of the Wrynn royal family.

By the way, I would like to add a congratulatory gift to both of you. "

As he spoke, Blake began to rummage through his luggage in front of a group of people.

This outrageous action made the troll advisors behind the king widen their eyes, but the king and the grand duke looked at each other and could only show helpless expressions.

Because the legendary Black Shaw is like this. He has never been a rule-abiding person. He ignores all rules and traditions and spends his life the way he likes.

Not to mention, for the young king, he occasionally envied the freedom of not having to please others or caring about other people's feelings.

"Yeah, it's all together."

Blake had enough treasures, and he quickly took out three items and placed them in his hands.

A very straight wooden stick branch with a few green leaves, a string of sapphire bracelets that are obviously Pandaren style, with the four gods engraved on them, and a golden heroic spirit cap made of Origin Steel mixed with Titan Iron. Battle helmet.

He brought these three things to the child king and queen, and said enthusiastically:

"You're welcome, take it, you deserve it. But I won't tell you who these three gifts are for. You have to guess.

Just think of it as playing a small game to express the beautiful friendship between us. "

The king and queen looked at each other.

The queen shyly touched her still flat belly. Obviously, her pregnancy was not hidden from the pirate in front of her, who was said to be very powerful.

But regardless of Blake's identity, the gift represents a blessing, a gesture of goodwill, and a gift for the unborn child.

Just this kind of intention, as parents, they must accept it.

Moreover, the three things the pirates took out were indeed extraordinary. Queen Tiffin Elian, who also came from a noble family, also had excellent appreciation skills.

"I guess this magical branch is for my child."

King Varian picked up the straight branch and said:

"I feel the strong vitality from it. Using it to make a wooden training sword for my child will definitely protect him well during his childhood."

"I suggest you make it into a staff."

Blake blinked and said:

"This kid must have great talent for casting spells."

"Really?"

Varian and his queen were delighted to hear this.

Based on Blake's legendary "prophet" attribute, what he said basically concluded that the next generation of kings is by no means mediocre. For parents, this can be the best news.

"This beautiful bracelet should be given to my wife. It has very powerful purification magic and can protect the soul and body. It matches Tiffin very well.

It's what she needs now. "

The young king picked up the bracelet, put it in his wife's hand, and then picked up the last, very majestic Heroic Lightning Battle Helmet. This thing was quite heavy to hold, and its protective power was absolutely top-notch.

Varian hugged his helmet and said to Black:

"This golden war helmet has the power from the Hall of Valor. The person who wears it does not have to worry about being attacked. This should be a gift for me, the paladin.

Thank you for your blessing, Lord Black. We are delighted to receive such a gift. "

"I'm also happy to give you my gift."

The pirate shrugged and said regretfully:

"But you guessed wrong, my lord."

While everyone was watching in astonishment, Black stretched out his hand, put the bracelet in the queen's hand into Varian's hand, and then put the war helmet in Varian's arms into the arms of the bewildered queen.

He also said to the young queen in a serious manner:

"As a mother, it is very important to protect your head from being hit by rocks flying from nowhere. You cannot take it lightly. In the future, you must remember to wear a helmet when you go out to meet people on behalf of the royal family.

This is good practice.

For example, I also wear a helmet when fishing.

Normal people know that this good habit is very useful. "

After saying that, he looked at Varian who was also astonished and said:

"As for you, Your Majesty, you need strength more than your beautiful queen to protect your soul from being divided or disturbed.

Although it seems to me that your destiny has taken an unknown path, there is no doubt that your soul is still under threat. I think this is probably why Bwonsamdi must send Lord Vol'jin to your side.

Even the alien god of death knows that it is very, very dangerous to just listen to the voices in your ears or in your heart. "

The gift-giving scene, which was originally very happy, immediately became awkward because of Blake's words.

However, Xiao Er and the Grand Duke's eyes were filled with relief.

As expected of a stinky pirate, he is reliable and always gets down to business when he opens his mouth. It seems that finding him is indeed the right choice.

Although this guy is annoying most of the time, he is really useful when something happens.

"Let's eat something first."

Duke Fordagon felt the change in the atmosphere in front of him. He touched his well-groomed beard and took the initiative to say:

"Facing guests from afar, asking them to talk at the door is not our understanding of how to treat people in Stormwind Kingdom. I think that after a satisfying banquet, talking about these heavy things will make everyone more comfortable."

"Yep."

Varian's expression was complicated, but he still maintained the dignity of a king. He glanced at the bracelet in his hand, shook his head slightly, and actively invited Black to enter Stormwind Fortress.

Queen Elian was dumbfounded as she held the golden flying-winged war helmet in her arms. She didn't know what to do with this weird "gift".

However, as a young girl, she did not dislike the little pranks of Mr. Pirate in front of her. Instead, she found Mr. Black very interesting.

It was different from everyone she had seen before.

Bad is indeed bad.

But it's not the bad kind that people say it's annoying.

Then, the Queen, who was holding a golden war helmet, heard Lord Black's low-pitched conversation to Duke Fordagon who was walking beside him. The content of the content made Her Majesty the Queen's eyes widen in an instant.

"Hey, Bolvar, when are you going to Lordaeron to pick up your daughter? The little girl is not sensible when she is born. There is no problem now, but in a few years she will pester her mother to ask for a father.

And a single mother raising her children alone will suffer a lot of criticism in the conservative and closed environment of northern Xinjiang.

In order to protect the child from the influence of the outside world, maybe the beautiful pastor lady will find herself a husband who does not mind taking care of the child.

I'm afraid it will be too late for you to go by then. "

Blake said as if joking.

These words were like a bomb, instantly blowing up the hearts of everyone around them. Even Xiao, who had always been calm, opened his mouth slightly.

Good guy!

Grand Duke Fordagon has an illegitimate daughter in Northern Xinjiang!

Holy light is above!

This is definitely the most exciting piece of news in Stormwind Kingdom in the past two years.

Grand Duke Fordagon's expression was even more shocked and filled with indescribable astonishment.

It was obvious that he really didn't know the news, but it could be seen from the Grand Duke's clenched fists that the pirate's words were more than just a casual taunt or joke.

"Ah? What? Don't you know yet?"

Blake admired the way a noble and stereotyped paladin lost control of his expression in front of him. He thought it was really interesting, so he also made an "I'm surprised" expression and asked:

"No way? You spent so long with that priest lady in Northern Xinjiang! She so gently soothed your stressed-out mind at that time, but in the end you walked away and returned to Stormwind City to be a happy grand duke. life, but completely left the lady with whom he once had a close relationship completely behind.

Is this how the Holy Light teaches you to treat the relationship between men and women?

This holy light is really unorthodox. "

"no!"

When the Grand Duke lost control of his emotions, he no longer had the calm and majestic posture of the past. He waved his hands somewhat helplessly and tried his best to explain to everyone who was looking at him:

"I asked Angela to return to the Kingdom of Stormwind with me many times. After defeating the greenskins, I proposed to her three times! But she said that she would devote everything to the Holy Light.

Her rejection made me...

Blake!

Tell me honestly, is what you said true?

Angela really has

Please speak! "

"Why are you shouting so loudly? I'm here to announce the good news. You should thank me instead of scolding me."

The stinky pirate picked his ears and saw that the Grand Duke in front of him was indeed a little unbearable. He showed a very unbeatable smile, took out a photo taken by a dwarf camera from his arms, and handed it to the Grand Duke.

Bolvar Fordragon picked up the photo with trembling hands. It was obviously taken from an "abnormal shooting" angle, showing a woman wearing a priest's robe but wearing a hood, holding a swaddled baby in her arms. Scene leaving the church accompanied by several nuns.

Although he did not see the face of the female priest, the Grand Duke recognized at a glance that it was indeed his lover in Northern Xinjiang.

"Don't worry, Grand Duke."

The pirate comforted him hypocritically:

"His Majesty Fa'ao personally ordered the child to be protected as soon as he was born. I even sent a powerful female assassin to sneak into the manor where Lady Angela is currently recuperating.

Absolutely foolproof!

However, the reason why Your Majesty Fa'ao did not choose to tell you the news was probably because of Lady Angela's request. After all, she is an ascetic and the most sincere person in the church.

It may be difficult for her to choose between love and faith, and she doesn't want to interfere with your bright future.

In short, a pirate like me is shocked by such a great sacrifice.

You may not believe it, but the first time I heard the story about you and her, I hid in my captain's cabin and secretly wiped my tears, well, just like Queen Tiffin now. "

Blake glanced at Queen Tiffin Elian, who was actually wiping away tears.

Women are so emotional, especially when they are so young, it is the time to believe in the magic of love.

Being a mother for the first time has made her mood swings more active than before. It is normal for her to shed a few tears when she hears the love story of Duke Fordagon.

"But we're men, right?"

Blake picked up a piece of paper, wrote an address on it, folded it and handed it to the Grand Duke. He said:

"There are some responsibilities that we cannot and should not escape from. So, you are going to stay and have an unpleasant meal with me and then plan to intervene in His Majesty the King's mental health issues?

Or should you leave now to meet your daughter who is just over a month old?

Do you need me to give you some parenting advice?

I'm not bragging, I'm a man who has helped the previous guardian lady take care of her children, so I have rich experience in this area! "

"I"

The Grand Duke looked at the paper and the photo that recorded his daughter's location in his hand. A macho man like him was confused for a moment.

He looked at Varian, whom he regarded as a son.

The child king showed a gentle and blessing expression. He stepped forward and held the Grand Duke's hand, and said warmly:

"Go, that child needs you more, Bolvar, you have done enough for me and this country, you should spend some time for your family.

As the guardian and grand duke of the Kingdom of Stormwind, I demand that you bring back Lady Angela and her child! We, the men of Stormwind Kingdom, will never be dishonest!

I also hope that when my little Anduin is born, he will have a playmate with whom he grew up, his childhood sweetheart.

Go ahead. "

"but you."

The Grand Duke looked at Varian with trembling hands.

He was still a little worried.

The voice in the heart of His Majesty the King, whom he was loyal to, had worried the Grand Duke for a long time. For this reason, he even had to put aside his persistence and invite a pirate prophet to diagnose the King.

"I promise! The problem will be solved."

Varian patted Bolvar's excited hand and said seriously:

"When you come back with your family, I promise, you will see the old me."

"Okay, I'll be back as soon as possible."

The king's words made the Grand Duke finally make up his mind. He glanced at Black with a complicated expression, and the stinky pirate gave him a polite, decent, and impeccably hypocritical smile in response.

Under the watchful eyes of everyone, the royal attendants brought a horse for the Grand Duke. He got on the horse, and without even having time to change his clothes, he galloped towards the mage area.

This man seemed to have given himself wings at this moment. He wanted to fly to his family and protect them at all costs.

Just like he protects the country he gave everything for.

Ah, today is really a lively day.