Shanwa Small Rich Farmers

For Wen Xu, Jane is really a miracle at noon today. In just a few hours, her daughter-in-law went from throwing up everything she ate to not throwing up anything. Almost all the goose breast went into her stomach Shi Shangwu stretched out his chopsticks a few times but retracted halfway, because the target was robbed by her.

"Auntie, ordinary people really can't afford it. Fortunately, my brother-in-law's family grows vegetables and raises pigs!" Shi Shangwu saw his cousin change the plate to eat, so he picked up a big goose with little meat and put it in Putting it into his mouth, he gently picked out the meat. It was obviously not the feeling he had when he came to Wen Xu's house last time. He picked up all the meat with one chopstick, and the refreshing feeling of putting oily stars in his mouth was gone.

"Brother, let's eat some ribs!" Shi Shangzhen gnawed on a pork rib that was almost a piece of meat, and then ordered the ribs in the middle of the table.

"Eat slowly, why does it look like you're fleeing?" The teacher looked at her daughter's eating, and immediately took out a piece of paper from the tissue box next to her, handed it to Shi Shangzhen and motioned her to wipe the bone marrow at the corner of her mouth.

Shi Shangzhen wiped it, and then let out a sigh of relief: "It's been a long time, I haven't eaten so refreshingly for a long time, now I feel that I can eat anything, and it's really refreshing to be able to try any taste buds again, even the mood is good A lot!"

At this time, Wen Xu interjected: "You have to stop when you are fit, don't eat too much, the doctor also advises you to maintain proper nutrition!"

After hearing this, Shi Shangwu said immediately: "What's the matter, can't you eat something?"

At this time, Shi Shangwu immediately stood by his cousin, and stared at Wen Xu.

"Brother, I didn't say no, I would have no problem if I wanted one of her to eat into a ball, but now there are three, each four catties is twelve catties, twelve catties of water tied to the body is still tiring Well, let alone the three children, wouldn't it be fatal if each of them gained two catties?"

It's not that Wen Xu is reluctant to let his daughter-in-law eat, Guan Jian is because the child in his stomach is too fat to eat, and he wishes to give birth to a fat boy and a fat girl. Wen Xu can't even think about it here, multiply everything by three, and every all fat? That teacher really can't bear to burst his stomach.

When Shi Shangwu heard this, he understood: "So it is like this!"

Wen Xu rolled his eyes at this uncle, and thought to himself: You are also a reckless man who knows how to draw!

"Did you check it? Girl or kid?" The teacher's mother suddenly remembered this matter.

Shi Shangzhen shook his head, took a few bites of the meat in his hand, thought for a while, put the half-eaten ribs he had eaten into a warm bowl, took out a tissue and wiped his mouth: "I didn't ask, wait Let grandpa come over and talk about it, anyway, Wen Xu and I like both men and women!"

Wen Xu doesn't dislike her daughter-in-law's saliva at all,

I grabbed the ribs three times, five times and two times, and there was only one bone left. I took the bone and bit it, and sucked the bone marrow. I felt that the bone was still chewing, so I called Erhua!

Erhua immediately sat next to Wen Xu with her mouth wide open, waiting for Wen Xu to put the bone into her mouth, and swallowed it into her stomach after a few clicks, as easy as eating a carrot.

Seeing Erhua eating, Dahua squeezed her head over again, Wen Xu had to grab another rib, ate the meat by herself and put the rib into Dahua's mouth, and now Dahua became more honest , tilting his head and chewing the bone in his mouth.

"It would be great if there was a boy and a girl," said the teacher's mother.

When the grandson was mentioned, the teacher's mother was in good spirits, and she turned to Wen Xu and asked, "Have you thought about the name of the child?"

Wen Xu was stunned for a moment: "Mom, it's still early, we'll talk about it after I'm born. I think you have to add dad to the name. It would be even better if you can bring grandpa. Let's discuss it together!"

At this time, Shi Shangwu's mouth twitched inadvertently, and he thought: I didn't realize that, so you are still a full-fledged sycophant!

The teacher's mother immediately smiled and squinted her eyes: "Don't tell me, your father is so eloquent all day long, so he is really suitable for this job!"

"Mom, don't be too happy too early, he is shirking responsibility, look at the names of the family, two dogs, one pillar, one scum, two bears, one big flower, one second flower, two One of the squirrels is called Demon King, the other is called Red Devil, and the name of the white-haired weasel is more sloppy. It is called White Weasel if it is called directly. A litter of small ones are called directly from the white boss to the white twelve. What good names do you think he can give? One night I asked the child what his nickname was, guess what he said from Wen Dayue to Wen San! I was so angry that I kicked him a few times while he was asleep!" Shi Shangzhen said jokingly.

"So I didn't roll down by myself when I got up and lay on the floor that day." Wen Xu remembered now.

Shi Shangzhen laughed and said nothing, obviously acquiescing.

"Is there another dog? Where's that dog?" Teacher asked immediately when she heard that there was another dog at home, but she only saw one.

Wen Xu smiled and said: "Absconded in fear of crime, hiding from people, only dare to come back every day in the dark!"

Shi Shangzhen explained with a smile: "Wen Xu took the scum to find the truffle, who knew that it was a little grumpy, Wen Xu beat it a few times, and now it dare not go home during the day...".

Shi Shangzhen talked about the scum.

The teacher immediately asked: "Then what are you going to eat when you're not at home?"

Shi Shangzhen smiled and said: "Mom, don't worry about it, it's easy for you to starve to death, but it's not so simple to starve to death of scum, don't look at things that are stupid and incomprehensible, it's true when it comes to real skills It’s not small, it can catch rabbits and voles almost everything!”

While talking about the excitement, Mr. Chi's voice came from the yard: "Is anyone at home?"

Wen Xu immediately responded: "I'm at home, come in!"

Seeing old man Chi enter the room, Wen Xu introduced him and asked him to come down for dinner, but the old man said that he had eaten, so he sat down on the sofa.

Wen Xu asked the old man with a smile while eating, "Master, where did you come from, I haven't seen you for several days."

"Lao Jia and the others are going to the observation point in the forest, and I'm helping with some preparations!" Old Master Chi said.

"Those foreigners are going too?" Wen Xu remembered and asked casually.

"Professor Parker is definitely going!" Mr. Chi was a little curious about how Wen Xu mentioned this matter.

Wen Xu is fine anyway, so he chatted: "This Professor Parker earns a good income in the United States, and he plunged into the restaurant on the first day of his arrival!"

Mr. Chi was amused when he heard it: "I said, why did you mention him? I forgot if I didn't mention it. After Professor Parker went to a restaurant, he said for several days that the consumption here was too expensive. The United States is more expensive! ... ".

In the end, the old man imitated Parker, and came up with a dialogue in English. The English is quite simple, let alone a college student, a high school student can understand it, nothing more than words like NO, NO, God, expensive.

I have to say that Mr. Chi's performance was quite lively, which immediately made the whole table laugh.

After imitating Parker's words, Mr. Chi took out a plastic bag from his pocket, which contained a mushroom-like thing.

"Wen Xu, this is for you." Mr. Chi shook the plastic bag at Wen Xu and put it on the coffee table.

Wen Xu put down the bowl curiously, walked over to take a look at the plastic bag he picked up, and found that the mushroom was not a mushroom, but a bit like the Ganoderma lucidum in the picture he saw.

"Ganoderma lucidum?" Wen Xu looked over and over a few times, then turned to ask the old man.

Grandpa Chi nodded: "Well, don't look at the smallness of this thing, but it's wild, you can cut it up and soak it in water to drink, don't drink too much every day, about ten grams, and be careful not to drink it, it's not suitable for pregnant women !"

"Why do I drink this thing if I have nothing to do, old man, where did you come from?"

As soon as the warm words were uttered, he immediately saw the expression change on Mr. Chi's face, as if he was suddenly lit up by something, that was quite a pride.

"This thing came from our family's crane!" Mr. Chi was very pleased, oh, it shouldn't be said that he was very proud, but very proud, his eyebrows almost raised to the top of his forehead.

"Yo! He Han Ganoderma lucidum, old man, you want to become a fairy? Then I can't eat this Ganoderma lucidum. What if I become a fairy after eating it? My wife and children are still here, waiting for a heaven." How painful it is to be alone in the world," Wen Xu joked with a smile.

Old Master Chi joked with a smile when he heard the words: "What about flying, I have been soaking in water behind my wife's back for two days, and I have never seen flying! Don't worry, if you really become a fairy, remember my kindness If you don’t want anything else, just let me be younger again, let me go back to being eighteen years old, and live another life!”

"Then you're really thinking too much. Even if I become a fairy, I can't do anything here. Then Teacher Ma won't talk about me every day at home!" Wen Xu said something jokingly, and then asked: "Which crane came back?" ?”

"The one with the bald tail! The one that is more withdrawn and not very social. It flies around every day. Who would have thought that it would come back with a fish in its mouth the day before yesterday? I rewarded it with a few fish, and brought me another fish the next day. , It's a pity that it's not big, it's only the size of a palm." Mr. Chi said so, but the expression on his face showed that the old man didn't think so in his heart, and the old man was embarrassed.

After finishing speaking, old man Chi stood up: "Okay, I have delivered the things, you eat slowly, I still have two flowers to send to brother Shigui, he feels that his body is not very strong these days, Always having dreams and night sweats."

Wen Xu stood up and wanted to send the old man to the door: "Thank you, I will definitely drink as you said!"

"Go back, we're old neighbors, don't be too polite!" Mr. Chi opened the door by himself, and walked away with his hands behind his back.

Waiting for Wen Xu to return to the dining table, the teacher said with a smile: "This old man is very interesting. He just came here to show off his cranes. Does anyone in the village raise cranes?"

Teacher's mother is also a member of the old bastard organization. She has never seen any kind of person. She has nothing to do all day and spends her days thinking about people. Her eyesight is much better than that of Wen Xu. She can tell at a glance that the ganoderma that Mr. Chi gave is a fake, so come here It's true.

Shi Shangzhen heard his mother ask, and told the story of how the village dog bit the crane, how the crane was sent to the old man's home to recuperate, and how he stayed at home and refused to leave after the injury recovered.

"This is really a miracle!" The teacher's mother felt quite miraculous when she heard it.

Who knows that Shi Shangzhen's one sentence broke the imagination of the teacher's mother: "What's so magical, you can eat and drink here, maybe someone will feed you, what are there in the wild! You have to find the natural enemies by yourself. You don’t have to worry about the delicious food and drink here, and they are not stupid, so it’s no wonder they are willing to leave.”

"So it is like this!" Teacher Ma suddenly realized.

The family just sat at the table and chatted, and soon my mother got a general impression of Wenjia Village, and felt that the village began to gradually become interesting.

After eating, Wen Xu was chased away from the kitchen by his mother, who took care of all the work by herself, and Wen Xu sent Shi Shangwu back to the army. What Shi Shangwu took away was meat, a dozen geese, rice field eels and fish, plus a few boxes of goose eggs and eggs. Anyway, Wen Xin stuffed his car to the brim, so he left this The uncle left.

After sending Shi Shangwu off, Wen Xu returned to the yard and found that Mrs. Xu was already sitting in the yard, chatting with her teacher.

Wen Xu saw and greeted Mrs. Xu, then went upstairs and took a routine nap.