Shanwa Small Rich Farmers

Sleeping in a daze, Wen Xu heard someone calling her name, opened her eyes, and found that the teacher was standing beside her bed, looking at her anxiously.

"Mom, what's the matter?" Wen Xu rubbed her eyes, raised her body and yawned and asked.

"Go and have a look, a big dog may be the scum you mentioned. It came back with a big snake in its mouth, and it was still alive. It was in the yard, but it scared me to death!" the teacher said while panting. At the same time, he gestured to Wen Xu to draw the length of the snake.

Wen Xu looked at the mother-in-law's face which turned pale. It could be seen that the snake was not small, so she immediately woke up, so she immediately rolled over from the bed, and went straight to the yard in shorts, vest and slippers.

I have a go!

As soon as Wen Xu arrived in the yard, he realized that the snake was really not small, and it was still alive just like what his mother-in-law said, but it was not very flexible. Now his body was folded into several S shapes, and he was sitting in the yard with his head held high. A defensive stance was presented. Even ordinary people who don't know snakes can tell from the shape of its triangular head that it is a poisonous snake, not to mention that its body is covered with dark red and black scales, which looks very scary.

This kind of snake Wenxu is called Digouzi here. Although the venom is not that powerful, it is enough to bite a person for a while. If it is not treated in time, its life will be in danger. It's just that this kind of snake is usually found deep in the forest, and rarely comes near the village. I don't know how the scum got it back.

But at this time, the scum and Dongliang were stalking the snake, and the white weasel was standing not far from the tail of the snake, eager to try it. The gesture of throwing, because of the arrival of a snake, the whole yard was immediately filled with a sense of tension.

Even a group of bastards from Bai 1 to Bai 12 were jumping and shouting not far away, and they seemed to be preparing to boost morale for the 'big guys'. The only two cowards were Dahua and Er Hua, now the two guys are standing farther than the gang of noobs, and they have hidden most of their bodies in the corner of the couch in the yard, sticking out their round heads to look at the snakes in the yard, it's just white Such a big man.

Seeing such a big flower and the second flower, Wen Nu couldn't help sighing, and said in her heart: It is destined that they both have to live with people, if they don't follow people, they will be left alone in nature with their little guts, it's really not good Know how to survive.

Of course, now it's not about the two cowardly bear sisters. Wen Xu walked to the yard, looked at the snake for a while, and immediately felt very satisfied, because I have dinner tonight, and the snake weighs about ten catties , If you remove the skin and bones, it is enough to feed five people.

"What should I do, Wen Xu, find a way to get this thing out, or call 119 and let the firefighters deal with it?" How could the teacher's mother think of eating first,

She could only think of how to get this thing out of the yard.

Wen Xu said with a smile: "Mom, don't worry, we will eat it tonight!"

As Wen Xu said, he walked towards the snake, and when the snake saw Wen Xu approaching, he immediately turned his head, pointed at Wen Xu and exhaled Xinzi, after observing Wen Xu, he found that the snake was injured, if it was not injured, it would be so big It is impossible for a snake to be brought back by the scum. Looking at the tooth marks in the middle of the snake, it is likely to be the masterpiece of the scum.

Woohoo! Woohoo!

Seeing Wen Xu approaching the snake, the scum couldn't help scratching and yelling at Wen Xu.

"Okay, okay, I forgive you, you can just go home normally in the future!" Regarding the fact that the scum came back with something, Wen Xin felt that it was an improvement compared to before, although it was not too serious, and it also scared her own family. Mother-in-law, but I finally had something to bring back, so I forgave it for not being serious about finding truffles.

Although she saw that the snake was injured, Wen Xu still didn't dare to be too careless, because it was a poisonous snake after all, and it's better to be careful in everything.

So Wen Xu turned around and took a wooden stick, directly picked up the snake's head, and then grabbed the snake's head with his lightning-like body.

As soon as the snake was caught by Wen Wen's hand, he subconsciously wanted to use his body to wrap around Wen Wen's body, but because of the injury, he couldn't get wrapped around Wen Wen's hand several times, and his tail seemed particularly weak and limp. of.

Now Wen Xu felt relieved, directly tied the snake's head with a rope, hung it under the jujube tree branch, then gently held the snake's tail and began to shake, from slow to fast, and then from small to strong, the whole snake quickly He was shaken to pieces by Wen Xu, and seeing that everything was going well, Wen Xu took out his own knife and started humming a little tune to peel the snake's skin.

While Wen Xu was peeling, the snake body was still writhing. It seemed cruel, but every old hunter knew that the snake meat was the most delicious at this time.

Teacher Mama couldn't see this, she saw Wen Xu tearing off the tail of the snake, revealing a piece of white and sour snake meat, so she called Da Hua and Er Hua into the house to watch TV.

After peeling the snake, he took out the inner cover, cut off the snake's head, and Wen Nuan directly threw these unnecessary wastes into the river under the small bridge. It won't be long before these things will be eaten by the fish in the stream Eat clean.

Shi Shangzhen couldn't eat such a big snake because she was pregnant, so it might be a bit dangerous for Shi Ma, even if she ate it, she wouldn't be able to eat much, so Wen Xu simply divided the snake into three parts for Chi The old man's family sent the largest portion, and then gave Qin Zhuangping a small portion.

After delivering the snake meat, Wen Xu returned home and started to work in the studio. When it was almost time to cook, she came out of the house early.

Seeing Wen Xu enter the kitchen, the teacher couldn't help but look up at the clock on the wall, and asked strangely: "Dinner starts at this time?"

Wen Xu said: "I'll make the snake meat first, otherwise Shangzhen can't help but see it, this thing is not suitable for pregnant women!"

"Shang Zhen also likes to eat this? Impossible, she never eats strange things at home." The teacher's mother was a little bit unconvinced.

"It's okay, but in her current state, I'm afraid that she will want to eat and lose her temper if I don't give her food, so I decided to eat it secretly!" Wen Xu said with a smile.

Hearing what Wen Xu said, the teacher's mother smiled, and stood by and watched Wen Xu make snake meat. Wen Xu's method is very simple, stew!

Before Wen Xu was ready, the fragrance came out, and the teacher couldn't help but said after smelling it: "It smells fragrant, very attractive!"

"Come a little later?" Wen Xu said along the way.

The teacher waved her hand: "Forget it, you can eat it yourself!"

Seeing that the mother-in-law wanted to go back to the living room, Wen Xu asked, "Mom, when did Mrs. Xu leave? It seems that you haven't chatted with her for long?"

After hearing this, the teacher turned her head and said, "We just chatted for a while, I don't have much in common with her, so we can't get along well!"

Hearing what Teacher Ma said, Wen Xu couldn't help being stunned for a moment, and after thinking about it in her head, she could probably guess that she didn't talk about the family situation, even if she was married to Shi's family for so many years, she had cultivated her temperament. In addition, the people who usually meet and socialize must not be in the same circle as Mrs. Xu, and the two of them will not be able to chat together in all likelihood. Let's put it this way, it is equivalent to a lady from a big family and a jade from a small family. The environment and the circle are different, how can we talk together?

Thinking of this, Wen Xu felt that Mrs. Xu's plan to find a companion in Wen's Village probably failed with her mother-in-law.

As soon as the snake meat was ready, Wen Zhao made a bowl for himself, mixed it with rice and ate it directly in the pot. Who knows that Wen Xu never thought that the teacher would come back early today after all his calculations.

"Is there some kind of meat cooked at home!" As soon as he entered the door, Shi Shang moved his nose.

Wen Xu didn't know if it was the pregnant woman's nose that was particularly pointed or something, after twitching her nose twice, Shi Shangzhen guessed what she was eating.

Shi Shangzhen, who walked into the kitchen, saw Wen Xu holding a bowl, a large bowl of white rice filled with a piece of stewed crystal yellow snake meat, and couldn't help licking his lips: "Okay, you, secretly Eating meat at home, and behind my back!"

Standing next to Wen Xu are Dahua and Erhua, the two bear cubs are also gnawing a piece of snake bone in their mouths, but when Shi Shangzhen came in, the two little things stopped. She kept her mouth shut, as if she was afraid that Shi Shangzhen would find them eating.

"I said why are you scum trying to get in the house by grabbing the door!" Shi Shangzhen remembered that when he entered the door, the scum was scrambling around the door anxiously.

While talking, Shi Shangzhen was about to look for chopsticks.

Wen Xu hurriedly said: "You can't eat it. Pregnant women can't eat it? If you could eat it, would I eat it so early? I'm sure I'll think of you right away!"

"Really?" Hearing that pregnant women can't eat, Shi Shangzhen listened and said to Wen Xu: "I think there must be something wrong today, why do you keep making these things that pregnant women can't eat, tell me honestly on purpose?"

"The conscience of heaven and earth!" Wen Xu put down the bowl immediately: "Well, I won't eat it anymore, how about we take out these snake meat and feed Brother Dongliang?"

When I said this, my warm heart was crying.

Shi Shangzhen took a look at Wen Xu, and felt that he was not lying, so he said: "Forget it, you can eat, I will go to the living room to watch TV with my mother for a while, by the way, today I want to eat croquettes, pork stuffed !"

When Wen Xu heard this, she couldn't believe her eyes, and felt that the reasonable daughter-in-law from before had returned, so she couldn't help clasping her hands together in her heart and chanting Amitabha Hallelujah a few times.

"Why are you looking at me like that? I was in a bad mood a while ago, don't mind." Shi Shangzhen said apologetically.

"It's okay, it's okay, I should take this anger, I have to thank you" Hearing what Shi Shangzhen said, Wen Xu put down the bowl and chopsticks, stretched out his hand to hold Shi Shangzhen's hand, hugged her in his arms, and said softly He said: "My calm and peaceful daughter-in-law is back, it's great!"

"Mom is watching!" Shi Shangzhen looked up and found that his mother was walking towards the living room with her back to the door, and immediately pushed Wen Xu away: "Hurry up and cook, it's getting late!"

"Okay, I'll make it for you after I finish eating, soon, three minutes!" After speaking, Wen Nu began to dig the rice in the bowl.

Dahua and Erhua saw that Shishang had really left the door, swallowed what was in their mouths in a few mouthfuls, and then stared at the four little bean eyes helplessly at Wen Nu.

Wen Xu had no choice but to put some of the side dishes inside into the mouths of Da Hua and Er Hua. Fortunately, the two cubs are omnivores, and they eat even green peppers with relish. expert.

After feeding Da Hua and Er Hua, Wen Nu was choking a bit, and was about to look for water to drink, when she looked up and saw the scum lying on top of the kitchen window, through the glass a dog's face was full of sorrow and two words.

"Damn!" Wen Xu took two sips of water, then opened the window, picked up the snake meat on the plate and threw a piece of snake meat to it, then closed the window again.

After waiting for Wen Xu to eat half a bowl of rice, he found that the scum was lying on the window again. The person continued to use that expression, the snake is my expression, looking straight at Wen Xu, probably hoping to touch Wen Xu's heart, at least wanting to Letting his master feel ashamed, it's a pity that the scum thinks a little too much, Wen Nu just glanced at it, and then continued to eat hard.

And what the scum got in the end was just snake broth and rice with snake bones! In the end, the scum was dissatisfied with panting, and hummed for twenty minutes, but Shi Shang really couldn't bear it any longer, and finally closed his mouth after rewarding him with a big piece of meat.