Shinigami: The Invincible Slacker Since Rukongai

At the edge of the hot spring, Uehara Shiraha opened his eyes wide and chanted: "Don't look at anything indecent! Don't look at anything indecent!"

At this time, Shihouin Yoruichi also noticed something was wrong. He looked up and saw Uehara Shiraha chanting.

She thought speechlessly: "What's the use of chanting beautifully? Don't open your eyes so wide!"

Then, Shihouin Yoruichi shrank back and hid in the mist and spring water again, and the beautiful scenery that had just been seen disappeared.

After all, there are still a hundred years before the beginning of the plot. There are many differences between the current plot characters and the beginning of the plot.

Yoruichi, who had just arrived in the present world, has not let himself go like he did at the beginning of the plot.

Uehara Shiraha looked calm and said in a gentlemanly tone:

"Don't worry, I'm actually a blind man.

I can't see anything, you don't have to cover it."

While saying this, he tried to cosplay Tousen Kaname.

But thinking about the plot, Tousen Kaname would rather cover his mouth and nose with a mask than cover his blind eyes, and he can watch the monitor and even use a telescope.

Such a person can be blind, so it is normal for him to be blind.

"..." Looking at Uehara Shiraha's completely careless disguise, Shihouin Yoruichi was speechless again.

But she didn't bother with such a small matter, but said directly:

"Ōtsutsuki Naruto, you should know who I am, what are you doing here?"

Uehara Shiraha shrugged and vowed: "Don't worry, our Ōtsutsuki family loves peace and will never go along with Aizen and his ilk!"

Shihouin Yoruichi just breathed a sigh of relief, but Uehara Shiraha said again: "Unless you pay more!"

Shihouin Yoruichi clenched his fist, then loosened it, and asked tentatively: "Why have I never heard of the Ōtsutsuki family?"

"Because like the werewolf clan, our Ōtsutsuki family is a secret clan hidden outside of Rukongai." Uehara Shiraha looked nostalgic:

"Looking back, when I was born, my father wrote a poem for me.

'When you were born, the whole Soul Society was whispering your name-Alsace!

And you will be crowned king'!"

Shihouin Yoruichi frowned and questioned:

"Wait a minute, aren't you called Ōtsutsuki Naruto? What the hell is Arthas?

And the whole Seireitei...

There is only one king in the whole world, and that is the Spirit King.

What king do you want to be?"

Uehara Shiraha shrugged and said calmly:

"Arthas is my nickname. My father is more of a foreigner, so he gave me a foreign nickname.

And there is more than one king in this world. Can't I become the old king or the Pirate King?

After all, pirates are the freest people in the world!

Because they die very randomly, just like a free country, and they can eat all-you-can-eat seafood."

Shihouin Yoruichi's frown could kill a fly, "What kind of king is the old king?"

What a mess.

If it weren't for the weird ability of "Ōtsutsuki Naruto", Shihouin Yoruichi would have wanted to tear this man's mouth apart.

Not a single truth.

"The old king! After all, I'm not young anymore." Uehara Shiraha's eyes lit up: "Why do you want to be my princess?"

"Why am I not the queen?" Shihouin Yoruichi laughed in anger.

Uehara Shiraha said confidently:

"As a man, you should always leave yourself a way out. You can't give up the whole forest because of a tree.

However, you have to change your habits in the future.

Only I can see your body.

If you can do it, you still have a chance to become my queen..."

"..." Shihouin Yoruichi cursed this "Ōtsutsuki Naruto" in his heart:

"I have to take a good bath here. You broke in by yourself. Can you blame me for this?

Also, when did I agree to become your shitty princess?"

Hard!

Hard fist!

Hardest than ever!

She was just one step away from mastering the ultimate secret of boxing:

"Pu Xinnan, you are really down!"

She couldn't bear it anymore. Shihouin Yoruichi stepped on the ground, her body flew into the air, and then disappeared in an instant.

When she appeared again, she was already dressed.

Now Shihouin Yoruichi was still wearing the black death suit used by the Xing army.

The overall look is a one-piece tight combat suit, with a halter-neck top and a dense "bandage" wrapped around the right arm.

At this time, Shihouin Yoruichi, with purple hair and ears, was staring at Uehara Shiraha with a pair of golden pupils.

Uehara Shiraha, who was feasting his eyes again, smiled slightly: "Why, do you want to dance too?"

Before he finished speaking, Shihouin Yoruichi's figure blurred and then disappeared.

Uehara Shiraha immediately turned his head to the right: "Flash Goddess Yoruichi, it really lives up to his reputation!"

Although he couldn't see Shihouin Yoruichi's movements clearly, after Shikai Splitting Void, Uehara Shiraha had a strong spatial perception ability.

Therefore, Uehara Shiraha could accurately lock Shihouin Yoruichi's position at any time.

On the other side, Shihouin Yoruichi's body "re-condensed".

"It's really an amazing ability. Even if you can't react, you can still start it." The former captain of the second division looked a little solemn.

Just listening to Urahara Kisuke and the others' description, there is no way to experience this feeling of powerlessness and weirdness.

Just now, Shihouin Yoruichi almost burst out at the fastest speed, so fast that it even exceeded the perception of spiritual perception.

When the opponent was unaware, her full-strength attack went straight through the opponent's body, as if hitting a ball of air.

Uehara Shiraha just smiled slightly, not taking this compliment to heart at all.

Without hesitation, Shihouin Yoruichi performed super-fast Shunpo again, flying and attacking repeatedly.

In an instant, it seemed that several Shihouin Yoruichi appeared around Uehara Shiraha, and each Shihouin Yoruichi hit Uehara Shiraha's vital points with a "collapse point" move similar to acupuncture.

"Mu Da Mu Da Mu Da!"

Uehara Shiraha put his hands on his waist, his knees pushed forward, and his body leaned back slightly, looking like "DIO".

At the same time, even in the Hollow state, he calmly controlled the Shadow Clone in the space to cast a horse spell on himself.

He didn't forget how the fourth Aizen "disappeared".

Aizen, who had integrated the perfect Hōgyoku, should be immortal and infinitely evolve.

But because he was too reckless and gave up the way of hiding, he was touched by Urahara Kisuke, planted with the Kidō mark, and was sealed.

Uehara Shiraha would not make such a mistake.

Without any surprise, Shihouin Yoruichi made an attack that the naked eye could not keep up with, and hit "the four elements are empty".

She turned over nimbly, and her slender legs stood firmly on the ground.