Shinigami: The Invincible Slacker Since Rukongai

In front of the Kuroro Gate, looking at the two tough guys from the 11th Division who were about to emit black air, Uehara Shiraha suddenly laughed:

"Don't be so serious, it's just a joke.

What do you want from me?"

Madarame Ikkaku took a step forward, his tall body full of oppression:

"The original reason was to vent the anger for that idiot Aramaki Makizo. Because of you, he is still lying in the 4th Division barracks and crying.

But of course, those are all excuses.

A waste like that can only blame himself for what happened.

The reason we came to you is simple, that is, to defeat you to prove that Captain Zaraki is the strongest."

"Yes, beating you, a genius from the 1st Division, proves that our 11th Division is the strongest division." Ayasegawa Yumichika echoed from the side.

Uehara Shiraha said seriously:

"I think it's better to be realistic. You should challenge Aizen, the captain of the 5th Division, first.

After you defeat him, it won't be too late for you to defeat me.

When the time comes, I will believe you even if you say that Captain Zaraki will lead the 11th Division to the moon."

"Asshole, are you saying that you are stronger than the captain?" Madarame Ikkaku was too lazy to talk nonsense and directly drew out the long sword.

Then, he held the scabbard and the long sword together:

"Stretch it out, Hōzukimaru!"

As soon as the voice fell, his whole body suddenly became stronger, and the long sword in his hand instantly turned into a spear.

Other than that, there seemed to be no other changes.

Glancing at the opponent's Hōzukimaru, Uehara Shiraha thought to himself:

"It has to be you, Hōzukimaru!

Shikai was smashed by a rookie Shinigami;

Bankai was useless except for becoming larger and adding a debuff that could not be repaired, and then was destroyed by Espada.

It's so lame, comparable to the old man's stand-in.

This bald guy hid Bankai because he was afraid of being transferred or afraid of being embarrassed?"

"What's the matter, are you afraid?" Seeing Uehara Shiraha silent, Ayasegawa Yumichika looked proud:

"I want to remind you that although Ikkaku is only a third seat, our 11th Division is a combat division.

Among the officers of the same level, we are the strongest!

Although your beauty is not inferior to mine, a greenhouse flower like you is destined to not last long.

It's a pity for a genius to wither, oh hehe!"

After saying that, this guy covered his mouth and laughed coquettishly.

Madarame Ikkaku also smiled evilly, raised Hōzukimaru and pointed it at Uehara Shiraha, and said confidently:

"Don't worry, it will be over soon and won't take up too much of your time."

"Thank you very much." After saying that, Uehara Shiraha put his right hand on the handle of the Splitting Void at his waist and took a step forward.

Madarame Ikkaku's narrow eyes, which were somewhat charming, slightly narrowed and thought: "Here it comes! But the speed is very slow, the genius of the first team is only this level!"

Before the thought came up, he had already stabbed out with a spear, a little cold light, as fast as lightning.

Ayasegawa Yumichika also shook his head repeatedly and said:

"Facing Ikkaku, he dared not to draw his sword or Shikai, it's not like this, it's really an ugly battle!"

However, Madarame Ikkaku's spear, as fast as lightning, stabbed into the air.

Both of them were stunned, where is the person?

At this time, Uehara Shiraha appeared behind Madarame Ikkaku.

He held the fishing rod in his left hand, and his right hand was slowly loosening its grip on the knife handle. He said softly:

"White Season - Frozen Space-Time Capsule!"

"What?" Madarame Ikkaku felt a chill for no apparent reason, and when he looked down, a circle of white lines spread rapidly from his feet.

Soon, a huge ice block in the shape of a capsule completely wrapped Madarame Ikkaku.

Ayasegawa Yumichika was stunned!

Her expression was like a dog, and she had completely forgotten the so-called beautiful posture that she had worked hard to maintain.

Ignoring Yumichika's confused face, Uehara Shiraha raised the fishing rod and knocked on Madarame Ikkaku's frozen forehead a few times.

Bang, bang, bang!

Ding!

Merit +1!

…

Uehara Shiraha nodded with satisfaction:

“It really didn’t take me too long. A real man really keeps his word.

In Buddhism, people cut meat to feed eagles. Isn’t this a coincidence? I’m just about to make a nest. Do you want to ‘sacrifice yourself to feed the fish’?

I promise you will turn back and become a Buddha right away?

If you don’t say anything, I’ll take it as your consent, right?”

Yumichika was even more annoyed when he heard this. He fell into the water to feed the fish, but he didn’t turn back and become a Buddha right away.

Although he knew that Uehara Shiraha was probably joking, the scene in front of him was too shocking.

Therefore, Ayasegawa Yumichika directly Shikai Zanpakutō and said sternly:

“Uehara Shichiki, we were too loud just now. Please unlock your ability.”

“I thought you would like it. Madarame Ikkaku is more beautiful now than before.” After saying that, Uehara Shiraha took a step forward.

Before Ayasegawa Yumichika could react, Uehara Shiraha had already Shunpoed to a very far distance.

Then, the ice on Madarame Ikkaku suddenly broke and turned into clear water.

After thawing, Madarame Ikkaku coughed loudly and said, "Really... the rumor is true, this is the White Season, and like Captain Zaraki, they are all permanent Shikai..."

The only thing Madarame Ikkaku who fought in person could be sure of was that the opponent did not have Shikai Zanpakutō, but he did use the Zanpakutō ability.

"It turns out that we have always been frogs in the well, which is really not beautiful at all." Looking at Uehara Shiraha who was about to disappear, Ayasegawa Yumichika was still frightened and shocked.

...

"Zaraki Kenpachi permanent Shikai?" In the distance, Uehara Shiraha shook his head and chuckled:

"As expected, admiration is the farthest feeling from understanding.

You admire Zaraki Kenpachi so much, but you don't understand him at all."

"Admiration is the farthest feeling from understanding!?" Aizen, who came to rescue from a distance, happened to hear this sentence, and his body paused slightly, and his expression became a little subtle.

Just now, he sensed a vice-captain-level Reiatsu reaction here.

As the captain of the team, Aizen naturally had the obligation to come and check, and happened to hear this very resonant sentence.

The next moment, Aizen's expression returned to normal, and a Shunpo came to Uehara Shiraha: "Uehara Shiraha, what happened just now?"

Uehara Shiraha looked back at Aizen wearing a white haori, with a little more surprise in his eyes, thinking to himself:

"Building a persona during the day, and playing to death at night, this man really has no nightlife at all.

I'm not afraid that the nerd is smarter than you, I'm afraid that the nerd is more self-disciplined than you.

'Sigma man', so scary!"

He secretly complained in his heart, but Uehara Shiraha said as if he was smeared with honey:

"It's Captain Aizen, just a friendly exchange between colleagues.

Captain Aizen is really dedicated. The captain-general chose you as the captain, which is the most wise decision he has made!"

Aizen smiled at Bai Yu's praise and said in a gentle voice:

"No, I'm just lucky to be the captain. The future will definitely belong to geniuses like Uehara Shiraha."