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Chapter 31: The first part of "Funny Earth"
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I am a college student worried about finding a job and graduated from Tsinghua Law School.
It stands to reason that I should find a job well, and I encountered a big problem.
Not to mention that my eyes are high and my hands are low. Those two or three thousand jobs are really not for me.
And those jobs with more than 5,000, but do not look down on fresh graduates like me.
In the final analysis, Tsinghua is just a name. It is not as good as the sentence with more than three years of work experience.
I was thinking about whether to do an EPI test on the Internet, which is a test of some emotional intelligence and IQ questions.
This kind of test has been particularly popular online these years, and you will get corresponding results after you finish it.
This result can be attached to your resume, and some large companies will especially require employees to test.
Then select employees with excellent performance for key training.
With my IQ not to say the full score of the test, it should not be a problem to get an A casually.
Thinking I turned on the computer.
Opened the EPI website and did the first three questions.
It's too simple. It would be nice if reading was as simple as that.
At this time, an advertisement popped up in the lower right corner.
I just wanted to use the mouse to click it, but found that there is no option to close.
The picture is a triangle, and the middle of the triangle is an eye.
Eye of omniscience?
Strange? Who would do this kind of prank on my computer.
I helplessly left-clicked.
The triangle begins to enlarge, and the eyes inside begin to close.
The screen started to turn white, and then a website popped up.
Very simple interface.
It says a line:
[How smart do you think you are. 】
There are two pill icons below.
One red and one blue.
The Matrix? What is this playing?
I cut the task manager process.
Looking at the browser, just normal pop-up ads.
It was just that there was really no option to close it.
Which idiot designer made the ad but forgot to close the button?
No, the screen just opened is obviously elaborate.
But why are there no options?
I went back to the webpage and ordered the red pill.
Anyway, it ’s just an option.
A test paper actually popped up, and I focused on this first question.
[Question 1: 1, 3, 4, (), 11, 18]
I scratched my head helplessly, logical thinking questions?
Anyway, I was just doing the problem, but now I am just doing it again.
I see what door he can have.
I chose C is 7.
The following questions are not difficult, but they are all-encompassing.
[Question 7: Do you like mom or dad? 】
Is this a psychological problem? Choose mother A.
[Question 23: Do you believe in supernatural powers? 】
What the **** is this? Choose B do not believe it.
[Do you believe that there are aliens in this world? 】
. . . Choose A to believe.
Of course, it is really difficult to get rid of these strange problems.
The following logic operation even forced me to take out the blank paper.
This is the final question.
[Question 63: Here is question 64, because there is a question in the previous question that is not numbered. Which question is the number that is not numbered? 】
I am CNM. . .
What kind of logic problem is this? Can you still ask questions like this?
Then I immediately turned over, when I rolled the wheel.
I woke up immediately.
Since no question is numbered, you can only fill in the blanks even if you know the questions. Because it has no serial number, why should it be filled in?
I didn't fill in a number in the space, I directly pressed the paper.
[Score: 99 points. 】
[Congratulations on your passing the initial interview selection of Freemasonry and your eligibility for membership. 】
and many more? Why is that? I clearly feel that I do n’t know the answer to at least five questions. Why can I take 99 points?
And there are only 64 questions in total? So even if one question is wrong, it can't be 99?
And Freemasonry? Is it really Freemasonry?
[Begin to confirm identity below. 】
[Mr. Han Dong, may I ask when you were eight years old? One day after school, he passed a shop and stole a bottle of beverage from the store. What kind of drink is it? 】
After reading the question, the whole person was shocked.
I didn't fill in any of my information at all, how does he know my name is Han Dong?
And I stole that once in my life.
No one can know.
Because of this incident, I would deliberately bypass the kiosk every day and go home.
Except for me, it is impossible for a second person to know this.
[A Coca-Cola, B Pepsi, C Sprite, D Fanta]
I looked at the four options on the topic, and cold sweat came out of my head.
The blood seemed to coagulate, and there was a shock in the back.
I filled in B and pressed OK.
[Successfully authenticated] appears on the screen.
Then the computer turned off automatically.
This? I turned on the computer again.
After a few minutes of waiting, the computer turns on again.
Open the browser, but the records of just browsing the web are all gone.
What exactly is going on?
The previous topic revolved around my mind.
What I had today was really confusing, and I was about to dominate the bedroom by the time I graduated.
I was asleep in the middle of the night, and it was particularly noisy today.
A knock on the door rang from outside the door, and froze I climbed out of bed and walked past in pajamas.
Open the door, it's a bit noisy.
A man in a smart suit smiled at me and said, "Mr. Han Dong, you passed the first interview selection of our Freemasonry. Please follow us to the second round of interviews."
"Freemasonry? Are you really Freemasonry?" I said in shock.
"Yes, Mr. Han Dong, the bonus for the first round of interview is 100,000 US dollars. The exchange rate has been converted and deposited in your name, you can check it. This money is a bonus, and it is also a sealing fee. If you do not enter Freemasonry Yes, then please do n’t divulge anything about Freemasonry. The bad thing is that at the beginning, it ’s hard to guarantee your safety if the leaked. ”The man continued to smile.
I nodded my head in a daze.
Ding ~
My mobile phone's SMS sound.
I took out my phone and glanced at the text message.
Your account XXXX can be remitted to 620000 yuan in foreign exchange, and the balance after the transaction is 620342 yuan.
impossible? I was stunned.
"Mr. Han Dong, our helicopter is waiting for you over your school. We forcibly entered China without permission. You move faster and we are leaving." The man continued with a smile.
"Can you answer me a question first?" I said.
The man nodded his head with a smile.
"I believe that you are a Freemasonry, so I obviously feel that there are a few questions on my subject and I am not sure about the answer. Why did I get 99 points?" I said.
The man smiled and said, "Mr. Han Dong, will you follow us if you say that?"
I nodded my head.
"This was originally a top secret, but now it's no big problem. These questions are optional, and you can take 100 points even if you don't answer. The real question is the last one, the system has built-in scroll wheel and upturned Restriction. Before pressing OK, turning the scroll wheel once and the result will be reduced by one. 100 is excellent, 99 is passing. After that, all fail, we do n’t have to go out. ”The man said with a smile.
"You mean that even if I slide directly to the bottom and press OK, it's a hundred points?" I replied.
The man stepped forward with a smile and grabbed my hand and said: "Theoretically this is the case, but we have no time now."
The man grabbed me and walked out the door, I did not resist.
It is a pity that I have no time to change my pajamas.
At this time, I found out that the roar outside was originally a helicopter. At this time, a pure black helicopter was above the bedroom.
A black steel rope hung in front of him. The man smiled and grabbed my waist and said, "Mr. Han Dong, please don't struggle."
I nodded my head, and the man immediately picked up the steel rope with my other hand.
The helicopter slowly moved upwards and the steel rope began to be recovered.
I was held in midair by a man with one hand and ascended into the helicopter.
This is the same as dreaming and scenes in movies.
There are three people in the helicopter, except me and the man in a suit who is in a straight suit is the captain.
"Mr. Han Dong, I estimate that you and your weight have some discrepancies. It should be a little bit fat. Fortunately, I have recently strengthened the exercise. Otherwise, I might not be able to hold you, and you have to exercise." The man laughed He said, he always smiled.
I nodded my head and asked, "Where are we going?"
"We don't have a permit in China, and you are here in Beijing by the sea. We are going to take you to a nearby island, where we will test the second step." The man said with a smile.
"How do you know I stole something?" I couldn't help asking curiously.
"This, we will select among preschool children in each country. And monitor some of the outstanding children to record files." The man said.
"What is excellent? Can I be selected if I steal?" I said.
"I do n’t know much about this, but I know that the pre-entry conditions for China ’s membership are that before the third grade of elementary school, there will be a hundred doors before the establishment of the archives. The university must be a university of 985 or above to be eligible for testing. I know, after all, I am not the personnel department. "The man said.
I nodded my head.
My elementary school has a hundred gates, and the university is still Tsinghua Law.
Four hours of flight time, I guess they are almost flying to Japan.
I began to wonder how they flew into China to take me directly out of sight, and it was still the capital.
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