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Chapter 32: Part 2 of "Funny Earth"

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The helicopter descended slowly, and the man in a sturdy suit stood up slightly and opened the door of the helicopter.

Then a black chain was thrown off the helicopter by the suit man, but the helicopter was still hovering in the air.

The man smiled slightly and said, "Mr. Han Dong, there is no way to fall normally here. Please hold my hand and I will take you down."

"Is there no other safer way? Do I have to go on like this?" My two feet started to tremble, and I was clearly not nervous when I went up.

The man reached out and grabbed me directly without giving me a chance.

A quick tilt down, I fainted.

. . . . . .

When I was awake, I lay on the floor with a group of people in front of me.

There was no longer a man in a smart suit.

"You finally woke up?" A big man glanced at me.

"You can be dizzy, it's really suiting." The glasses man next to him said with a smile.

"Don't make fun of him. The people who can pass the initial test are not ordinary people. Maybe he is not good at sports." A girl smiled.

"I don't laugh at him if I have peeed my pants?" The glasses man continued to smile.

At this point I looked down, and the original pajamas had become a fitted suit.

I then looked at the underwear, which was no longer my own underwear.

I hurriedly got up and said, "Where is this?"

"This is the location of the second test, it should be an island in Asia." The girl said.

"But here we should be Chinese, where do you see it?" Said the big man.

I glanced into the distance and the crowd was divided into four piles.

Plus we have exactly five groups.

"What's wrong?" I said.

"I really doubt how you have tested it. The five of us here are Chinese. The others are sticks, devils, Maozi and monkeys." The glasses guy said.

"If I didn't guess wrong, here are all Asians. This test should be a team test, because the people are not yet together so they didn't start." The girl said.

"There are five people on the opposite side? Who is missing?" I said.

"Stupid, we only have four here." The big man said.

The door opened.

The door was slowly pushed open, and a burly man behind a fat man greeted him.

As soon as the fat man entered, the burly man closed the door.

The fat man glanced around and walked towards us.

The fat man shouted and said, "Teammates, I'm sorry, I'm too fat, it's difficult to get on and off the helicopter."

"It seems that we lost." The glasses man said.

"I don't know what it is, how could it be lost," the girl said.

"If it is better than physical fitness, I can do one for three." The big man said with a smile.

"It must be based on IQ. My IQ is no problem." The fat man smiled.

I do n’t know what to say.

A touch of symphony.

A man in a suit came from a distance, holding a big box in his hand.

I handed out a pair of headphones from the box, and I took one.

Watching everyone bring the headphones to their ears.

I also learned to put on headphones.

"Hello.Whereare.you.from" came from the headphones.

"China" I said.

"Halfamoment" voice said.

After a moment, it seemed that the end of the headset changed individuals.

"Hello? This is Xiaomei. Your interpreter." The girl came from the ear.

"Hello." I said.

The other party's Chinese pronunciation is not very good, but can understand.

"I can speak eight languages, if someone talks to you. I will convey what he said to you," the voice said.

"Thank you." I blushed.

"You're welcome, you may be one of us in the future." The voice said again.

The man sent the headset all over and bowed away.

I looked at everyone, and it seemed that everyone could communicate.

At this time, English came from the speaker.

And the simultaneous interpreter also began to speak.

"Hello, interviewers who have passed the initial test. Welcome to Freemasonry."

"I won't say anything politely. It's your second test now. It's also the last test, depending on whether you can join us."

"There is only one topic, called creation."

"In the shortest time, create a language. It is required that the words have pronunciation, it is difficult to decipher and all the members of the team must learn. Communicate in the language you created, so that our simultaneous interpretation can not find the flaws. You can pass the interview and listen. do you understand?"

"You have a week, and here will be responsible for your three meals a day. There are not excessive conditions that you put forward. Your interpretation interpreter will be with you throughout the week. You will hang up so as not to participate. Your creation, you can press the button on the ear to contact them again. "

. . .

"This can't be done." One of the devil Fang stood up and said.

The monkeys also started to yell and yell.

"Yeah, the time is too short."

"It's too difficult."

"Will there be text?"

. . .

Xiaomei passed his words to my ears.

But it is too difficult.

A week, a language also needs to bring words.

When I want to say something.

The voice spread again.

"2000 years ago, there were only 13 of us in Freemasonry. They leaned on the conference table and wrote the Bible one by one. I don't think it is difficult to create a language."

"What are you kidding? The Bible was created by you?" Fang Zifang shouted.

"You are blasphemy Christ."

"Dare to say anything **** real."

. . .

I scratched my head, and indeed I couldn't believe it.

"The Bible was originally intended to rely on missionary tools to fight the government. But we were not opponents at all. Then 13 people began to draw lots. The brothers in the twins were selected. The brother Judas demanded that he betray everyone and convict everyone to Christ, in exchange for three. Ten silver coins. Use these 30 silver coins to continue to strengthen the Freemasonry. On the one hand, rumor the government, on the other hand, expand the Freemasonry ’s own power. Then the brother of the twins, Jesus, was crucified on the cross by accident, and his brother Judah came out. Pretending to be his younger brother, Jesus, created a rebirth. Only with today's Christ, and Freemasonry began to subsidize Christianity, apparently opposed to actually help in secret, this is only today. "

"Impossible, what are you kidding? Are you saying that Christ and Freemasonry are one?" One of the sticks shouted.

"Yeah, you are brainwashing us." The monkey also said.

"The last supper of Leonardo's painting, Judah and **** are not similar at all." The glasses man said suspiciously.

Members of other groups nodded in agreement.

"Because Da Vinci is also a member of Freemasonry. The last supper was painted to hide the secret. You ca n’t believe it, but that ’s the fact. Of course, it ’s not one. We originally wanted to cause a reactionary report that we intend to cheat some. Remuneration. But this is caused by mistakes, just like ... "

"Is Pepsi and Coke?" I said, at this point I remembered something.

"Interesting? You said this gentleman."

"Pepsi's formula owners wanted to sell their formula to Coca-Cola at the earliest, but they sold Coca-Cola three times without buying Pepsi. Finally, Pepsi was working against Coke in the background. Fighting the price, advertising, Coca-Cola went for this purpose. The recipe has been changed. It ’s like the resurrection of **** ’death, which laid the faith of Christ. Pepsi has also created the status of Coca-Cola in wars after war,” I said.

"Sir, I like your example. But Pepsi does not belong to Coke, Freemasonry really belongs to Christ."

"But outsiders don't think that your Freemasonry is Christianity, otherwise why would they be there?" I pointed to the sticks and monkeys that were far away.

"Possibly, I got a new statement today. I have time, and I really want to talk to you about it. But your time is really running out, if the husband can join the meeting. I will talk to the husband about the problem. , But not now. "

As soon as the words were finished, a countdown white light appeared on the ground.

A closer look is a series of numbers, which are counting down.

It seems to be the time limit of this week.

Xiaomei said over the headphones: "Sir, our President seems to care about it. Compare Freemasonry to Pepsi."

I smiled helplessly and said, "This time I stole a bottle of Pepsi. I might have to join Freemasonry when I grow up."

"Mr. Speaking is very meaningful, we have to disconnect the link. Press the button to find me, otherwise we can easily decipher if we overhear your creation." Xiaomei smiled.

Then the sound disappeared and the headset was completely turned off.

On the other hand, the spectacled man pressed the button of the headset and said: "Paper and pen, we started to list the pronunciation."

The door was opened, and the man in the suit brought five pens and papers.

The glasses man's words brought everyone to the topic.

I glanced around, and the other four groups started discussions.

I can only listen to my team.

"What are you going to do?" I said.

"Like Chinese, list pinyin." The glasses man said.

"You also know our simultaneous interpreters and understand many languages. You play with them with pinyin reversal, will they be able to crack them soon?" I said.

"So what's your opinion?" The glasses man asked.

"No." I shook my head.

"That's not blunt." The big man said.

The fat man said with a grin: "Will it be possible to use dialects to change lines? How can these foreigners understand dialects, and we will use homophonic words."

"No, who can be sure that the translators are all foreigners? In case a Chinese is easy to hear, there must be Chinese in the Freemasonry." I said.

"That won't work, nor will it work. You're talking about what you can do?" Said the big man.

"I still can't figure it out, will you give me a little time?" I said.

The girl next to him smiled and said: "This brother makes sense, if cheating can really pass, it will certainly not be qualified."

As soon as the girl finished speaking, the five sticks immediately raised their hands.

Less than three minutes passed.

Everyone was stunned.

But the five-person team tested two rounds of dialogue.

The voice of Xiaomei, a simultaneous interpreter, came from the headset: "They just spoke Korean backwards."

Suddenly the radio sounded again: "Failure, what I want is to create a language, not to change the existing language."

The broadcast was just finished, and the door opened slowly.

Three men in suits came in and took the five sticks out.

I shook my head and said, "Look, you can't steal chickens."

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