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Chapter 33: The second part of "Funny Earth"
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Invent a language in a week?
Is this really possible?
On the second day of timing, the devils actually raised their hands.
Three words and two words could not find the flaw in simultaneous interpretation.
When I was writing, the second sentence was discovered.
Xiaomei said in my ear: "They have adapted all the pronunciation and writing of Fifty Tone, no wonder I can't hear the flaw."
I nodded my head, and the next day I thought of this way of stealing chicken is also amazing.
It seems that they have not slept all night, just to change these fifty words and sounds.
The door opened slowly, and the three men in black took all the devils out of the team.
Time is hard, and there is no way to relax.
The five of us don't know where to start.
The glasses man continued to arrange the pinyin.
I have been watching the movement of Mao Zi and the monkey.
Monkeys rarely seem to talk about self-care.
But Mao Zi has been together to drink.
My God, I pressed the button on my ear and said, "Xiaomei, why can Maozi over there drink alcohol?"
"Maozi?"
"It's Russian." I said.
"Oh, they think this can trigger their own thinking. We will satisfy them without objection. If you want me, you can buy it for you. Free."
"It's all right," I said.
Mao Zi? Russian? There was a flash of light in my head.
I said to everyone: "I have a way."
"What way?" The crowd gathered around.
"Do you all know what Maozi means?" I said.
"What are the Russians doing?" The glasses man said.
"What about the words?" I said.
"Know what you really want to say." The glasses man said impatiently.
"I see." The big man said with a smile.
"What do you understand?" The glasses man said puzzled.
"Go back five years, do you know what 囧 means?" I said.
The man in the eyes was silent for a moment, then said: "It's a good way."
The fat man said lightly on the side: "This can only solve pronunciation, what should I do?"
"This is actually very simple, I have thought of the word long ago." The big man took out the input method of the phone and cut to Jiugongge with a smile.
The girl beside her smiled and nodded her head: "With Jiugongge Pinyin, you just need to change the appearance of the nine numbers, right?"
"And I have already thought about it like this. Do you still remember the watch? 11 o'clock is a period and 12 o'clock is a question mark." Said the big man, holding the pen in circles on the paper.
But each circle has a gap, facing the unused position.
"9, 6, 2, 4, 6, 4, 11," I said.
"I love you." The girl said with a smile.
There was a sudden silence.
But if you do n’t know the logic, who can see the six crooked circles is I love you.
"It shouldn't be easy to undo this?" I said.
"It's not easy, just change every word." The big man said with a smile.
"It's not too late, let's start editing." I said happily.
Six days later, Mao Zi and the monkey were basically still.
But on the last day, Mao Zi and the monkey both chose to give up.
Taken out by the suit man.
While we are still preparing here, we are all madly translating and forming new sentences.
("Nile's word Fudongba." I said.
"Gai Gai Jie Fish Wine House." The big man replied
"Fazeng muddy words Wudong." The fat man continued. )
We laughed and discussed languages that only we knew.
Countdown of one minute and one second.
I stood up and said, "Do you think it's okay?"
Everyone nodded their heads and raised their hands.
After a few conversations, the radio hesitated and said: "What about your text."
The big man smiled and drew circles on the paper, then lifted it up.
"This is your text?"
"Yes? What's wrong?" Said the big man.
"So many circumjacent pronunciations can be expressed with circles?"
"Of course." The big man said with a smile.
Without telling the process, who can know that our pronunciation and pronunciation are completely two things.
"Okay, I will say a word to your headset alone. You write it to your teammates, they will recognize it even if they have recognized it."
The big man nodded his head here, and began to draw circles on the paper.
9, 6, 6, 3, 6, 8, 6, 6, 4, 4, 8, 6, 5, 3.
"This sentence we passed?" I shouted.
"Unbelievable, you have succeeded. Me and my interpreters and translators see no flaws, please come to the next room."
The five of us came to a simple white room with black people.
The layout in the room is simple.
A blond man was above the position and smiled at the crowd and said, "Welcome to join Freemasonry. The monthly salary is increasing by 100,000 every year."
This sound is the sound of broadcasting.
"Even if you join?" The glasses man said doubtfully.
The blond man smiled and said, "The first principle of Freemasonry: You cannot deceive yourself, otherwise you will have nothing? So you joined, it is true."
I nodded my head and said, "I can't cheat after joining the club?"
"No, just the opposite. We deceive anyone except ourselves." The blond said with a smile.
"So can you explain things about **** and Judah?" Said the glasses man.
"It's true, come on. I will tell you the truth of this world." The blond's smile did not change.
world? the truth?
I was shocked, the truth of the world.
"Why do you think our Freemasonry is so rich?" The blond man said.
"Rely on the operation of Christianity every year?" Said the glasses man.
"The spread of Christianity is basically at a loss. Where does it make money? Take your China as an example. Every year we distribute milk powder and gifts for believers free of charge. The donations are voluntary and we will donate all of them. Income? "Said the blond man.
"Isn't it gun firearms? Drug trafficking?" Said the big man.
"No, we yearn for peace more than any other country," the blond man said.
Everyone fell into thought.
The blond man said with a smile: "Do you remember going to the moon? Actually, most of them are fake. Because of the problem of funds, it is impossible for us to use most of the money for aerospace."
"Impossible, you want to say that the moon landing is fake? So how do you explain the artificial satellite?" The glasses man said.
"This question is very good, but I want to tell you. Do you think satellites must be out of the atmosphere? They are actually just placed a little higher than the sky you see." The blond man said.
"You mean the satellite is out of the atmosphere!" Said the big man in surprise.
"It is difficult for humans to leave the atmosphere, and they need perfect materials. We businessmen are more concerned about the benefits. And the poor materials in space will be fragmented due to the compression of the air. The satellite is just right. The atmosphere is floating by solar energy. If there is really a big investment, we will lose our blood. "The blond said.
"This? What is outside the earth?" I said.
"Of course it is the universe, but humans may not be able to leave the earth. This is like a prison, and we are ignorant prisoners. By the way, this satellite was also invented by us, and the science you are studying now is also us. Invented. "The blond man said.
"What the hell? Don't you deceive yourself? Why are all these words in your mouth like fake?" The glasses man said.
"Of course, because this is the real truth. We created Christ for the first time, and then defined science before 1000. Inventing steam, you think why cars use gasoline instead of electricity from the beginning. It ’s all about money and benefits. As for spaceflight, a group of people can perform the moon landing in a single studio. We make fake rockets for various countries around the world and make fake space landings. NASA is the largest of our space scams. Conspiracy. "The blond man said.
"This is the truth?" The glasses man said puzzled.
"We will subvert the world every few hundred years and use it to defraud funds. Several major countries in the space industry have found that the greasy one has successively reduced capital investment. So we need you to complete our latest plan." The blond man said.
"Does it have anything to do with the language we created?" I said.
"You are smart, I need you to pretend to be aliens." The blond man said.
"What are these and what?" Said the man with a puzzled eye.
"Three hundred years ago we started this project, rumours in the 51st area. Various alien UFO photos and sightings are laying the groundwork for this plan." The blond man said that he pressed a button.
The window behind the blond man began to open, with three grey aliens resembling squid.
Everyone was taken aback, but if you look closely, you can see where the aliens are standing like dead.
The blond man said slowly: "Seventh-generation products made of silicone. Humans of any size can be disguised as aliens. I will draw you lots. Tell you what role you need to play. The performance will be tomorrow."
"Tomorrow? Why? Don't you prepare for us?" Said the big man.
"All I want is for you to know nothing, that is the most natural. Your performance manuscript will be handed out after your character is verified, and if successful, your file will remain in Freemasonry. This is even me It ’s up to you to see the glory that no president can get, "the blond man waved his hand after he said it.
Several strong men came out and took us to their separate rooms.
The five rooms are mutual, but there are guards at the door.
We were forced to confiscate mobile phones and simultaneous headsets.
Half an hour later a desk book got in my hand.
My name is written on the front of the document bag: Han Dong.
First page: Playing as the alien 1.
Cast: Alien No. 1-3, Translator No. 1-2.
NASA will fully cooperate with you, and there are also important people in the military senators.
The content of the script is estimated to be understood by only five of us.
Ask us to use the language we created.
The content is pretending to be an alien landing on Earth.
Tell mankind that there will be an alien invasion status after 30 million years.
Want to have a chance to win.
Tell mankind that it must be unified into one country.
Push down the Everest blast.
Then let the warm current of the Indian Ocean come in, and the whole of China will have only spring.
Make the whole of China more suitable for planting.
Then let all Chinese population immigrate to Australia.
In this way, population pressure will cease to exist.
The food supply will also multiply.
And then develop the evolutionary science together.
But seeing this I understand that it is impossible to happen.
There will be Freemasonry among opposition and supporters in the senator.
Because 30 million years is too long, the plan will only be reviewed indefinitely.
At this time, as long as the fund is raised in the name of Christ or NASA.
A completely impossible plan can bring nearly unlimited funds.
I was dumbfounded after reading it.
Then the man in the suit came in and looked at me and said, "Are.you.ready?"
"OK." I nodded my head bitterly.
The costume of the alien was put in front of me, and after putting it on, it was the same as the real one.
Seeing no flaws, I walked out and saw two identical aliens.
Of course, there are a lot of these differences. At first glance, they are fat and big.
We were taken to a big plane and a map was stuffed in our hands.
It looks like a prairie, and in the middle of the map is an alien spaceship that has crashed.
Am I going to deceive the world?
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