Short video: Shocking the world

"I want to be an emperor, even if it's only for one day."

"Be an emperor first and enjoy life, then become a eunuch to prolong your life when you are old."

"If you become an emperor, are you sure you can live to old age?"

"If all emperors can live to old age, future generations will not say that eunuchs live longer than emperors!"

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[Absurdity! ]

[Serious nonsense. ]

[It's not the eunuchs who live long, but the eunuchs. There are too many eunuchs in the palace, and many of them are beaten to death or exhausted to death. ]

Eunuch: Finally I saw a true word.

[Cats can live longer if they are castrated, and so can people. ]

[If you lose your manly nature, you are like a walking corpse, and it's useless to live another hundred years. ]

[Longevity is not attractive to ordinary people nowadays. Because we are originally cattle and horses, longevity means that we have to be cattle and horses for a longer time, and the price is one less piece of meat, why bother? You are asking for trouble. ]

"Oxen and horses? I see, people who are treated like oxen and horses in the future!"

"This description is quite appropriate."

[We shouldn't have seen this video. We oxen and horses don't want to live long, but those who are powerful want to live long, and they should be asked to consider this issue. 乛◡乛]

[Don't worry, they have better ways to prolong their lives, and they don't need this. ]

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[The princes of different dynasties exchanged scripts, why was Fusu ridiculed by the crowd? #Fusu#Liu Ju#Li Chengqian#Zhu Biao]

"Script? Let these people travel through time and space?"

"Fusu is not a prince either!"

"Qin Shi Huang, Han Wudi, Tang Zong and Ming Zu, their eldest sons failed to inherit the throne."

Ying Zheng said: "Liu Ju, Li Chengqian, Zhu Biao, I feel that whoever is my son is better than Fusu!"

[Fusu: "I can switch with anyone, it doesn't matter. Anyway, I can't be the emperor, it's not bad to be the prince for once!"

[Liu Ju: "Can you be the same as us? We didn't become emperor because we were unlucky. You are a waste."

[Fusu: "I fucking..."]

Fusu: I won't curse like that.

[Zhu Biao: "Do you think our brothers are all useless? Let alone our fourth brother, you can't even deal with your incompetent brother Hu Hai, and you dare to say that you can be replaced with anyone?"]

[Li Chengqian: "You can be killed even with 300,000 troops in your hands. I am really impressed! I will take your book and let you see what the Xuanwu Gate inheritance system is."]

Ancient: Do you dare to say this in front of your father Li Shimin?

Li Chengqian: Xuanwu Gate inheritance system, nothing wrong!

Li Shimin: (▼ヘ▼#)

[Zhu Biao: "Brother Li, give me your book, I will teach you how to exercise the rights of a good elder brother. Can you let the King of Wei rebel?"]

[Liu Ju: "Xiao Zhu, can you give me your book? I dream of having a good father like you. By the way, who will take over my book?"]

[Li Chengqian: "Brother Ju, I dare not take over your book. Our father is at most a bad temper. Your father is a mental patient. Everyone he sees is a rebel. If the prince is not good at being a prince, he will die. If he is good at being a prince... he will die faster."]

"I am mentally ill? Some people are talking nonsense!"

Emperor Wu of Han, Liu Che, firmly refused to admit that he was mentally ill.

The last time "mental illness" appeared was when it referred to the beasts of the Gao family of Northern Qi.

Emperor Wu of Han did not want to be like the Gao family of Northern Qi.

【Zhu Biao: "Hey, you're right, there's someone who's particularly suitable!"】

【Liu Ju: "Xiao Zhu, what are you talking about?"】

【Zhu Biao: "That's right! Didn't your father think everyone was a rebel and went crazy with killing in his later years? Here's a loser who doesn't dare to rebel even with 300,000 troops in his hands, who's suitable!"】

【Fusu: "You fucking..."】

"That seems to be the case!"

"Prince Fusu said three sentences in total and cursed twice. In the words of later generations, Prince Fusu broke his defense."

"This doesn't fit Fusu's character."

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[Fusu has soldiers but no courage, not a pity.

Liu Ju has courage but no soldiers, not a pity.

Li Chengqian has soldiers and courage, but was suppressed by Li Er, not a pity.

Zhu Biao has soldiers and courage, power and influence, but no destiny, not a pity.

Although I have no courage, no soldiers, no power and influence, I still have the destiny, which is really a pity! ]

"You have nothing, but you dare to say that you have destiny? Why? Just by your mouth?"

"So, I also have destiny."

"I have never seen such a shameless person!"

[Liu Ju is the most difficult, Zhu Biao is the easiest. ]

[I feel that no one can take on Liu Ju's skills. ]

[Er Feng: Lao Deng, if you have the guts, wait for me at Xuanwu Gate 乛◡乛]

Emperor Wu of Han Liu Che: Xuanwu Gate? I am not Li Yuan.

Tang Taizong Li Shimin: -_-||

[It would be useless if Li Shimin went. ]

[They are all famous emperors, who is afraid of whom? And Liu Che is not Li Yuan, he has the whole country's army in his hands, Li Er will die if he goes. ]

[Liu Che was much more ruthless than Li Yuan.

Although Li Shimin was strong, Li Yuan could have gotten rid of him if he wanted to.

The key point is that Li Shimin was the only legitimate son left, and he was still a suitable candidate.

If it were Liu Che, he would not even blink an eye when his wife and son died. ]

[Fusu was a real loser, he was tricked into committing suicide by a fake imperial edict.

The key point is that Meng Tian also advised him not to commit suicide, and the imperial edict might be fake.

He didn't listen, didn't even check it, and killed himself.

Whoever follows such a person will be unlucky.

Fusu died, and Meng Tian was also implicated. ]

Ying Zheng: ╮(﹀_﹀”)╭

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[Do you know what pre-prepared meals in ancient times looked like? #Popular Science]

“Pre-prepared…pre-prepared meals?”

“Are dried fish and pickled vegetables considered pre-prepared meals? ”

【“In ancient times, the quality of life of the people was up and down. If they met a good emperor, the heavens would give them food and the weather would be good. Otherwise, natural disasters and man-made disasters would continue. ”】

【“In order to have something to eat during natural disasters and man-made disasters, our ancestors used various methods to store food for emergencies. ”】

【“In the Ming Dynasty, there was a food called: Shoushanliang.” 】

People before the Ming Dynasty were puzzled: “Shoushanliang? Does it mean hiding food in the mountains?”

A Ming Dynasty citizen said: “The pre-prepared dishes that later generations are talking about turned out to be this. I have eaten it, and the taste is hard to describe!”

【“Wash the big radish, peel it, put it in a pot and steam it. After cooling, add glutinous rice and mash it into a paste, then put it into a mold and air-dry it into bricks.”

“Write it down quickly.”

“We can also make some. When we encounter natural disasters and man-made disasters, this is something to save our lives. ”

The production process of Shoushan grain has been recorded by countless people in many planes, including court officials.

[“When the radish paste is dried into bricks, a lot of moisture is removed, reducing contact with the air, so there is no need to worry about mold and rot.”]

[“The radish bricks are extremely strong and can be built on the wall to resist bandits.”]

[“When there is no food to eat due to famine, Shoushan grain becomes an important hidden material for the people in the city.”]

[“Just dig a piece from the wall, put it in a pot, add water and cook it, and it will become a big bowl of radish porridge, a true ancient version of the imperial dish.”]